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Fg dn chop belleful wen dem wan dey pay masses?Pls oga stop threading scam,we are nigerians,we don't have to scam each other,enough has been done already...

If u aren't d originator of is,pls b smart n knw a scam wen u c one...

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Please whr @ Ikeja,cos I went for an interview like that also,after the sweet talking and all,they said I need a license,I was shocked,d company name is NPGC,pure scam and they can hold interview 3times in a month with different locations,they don't even have an office.They even asked if I had no atm that day,since I told him I dint come with 10k to the place.

So sad some girls feel EBOLA is a new Hit song like DoroBucci»They have started adding it to their names...

Yes...sue her...if u v been spending...that's fraud!!!

tolugar: I did all of the above yet I was deleted.


@op... Can I sue her?

Human rights pls come in....




Hope at last

So sad some girls feel EBOLA is a new Hit song like DoroBucci»They have started adding it to their names...

IF YOUR MAN DOESNT DO 5 OUT OF THIS 7...DELETE AND BLOCK HIM>>>

7 Things Every Real Man Does When He’s Serious About You:

1. He apologizes for being late or not calling you back when he said he would. He is concerned about what you think of him and he tried to keep his word, and says he’s sorry when he doesn’t, and… provides a viable explanation. “I couldn’t pick up your call because I was in a meeting with my boss.”

2. He wants to help! He doesn’t run when you mention moving or having to do something. A man who is into you will look for ways to help you so he can be around you. “I can fix that chair for you.

3. He remembers things that you mention and follows up by asking about them.

4. He introduces you to people.When you are out and encounter friends or family, he does not hesitate to say, “Hey, this is my lady Wonderland.”

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Yea...Just that madam...

Bootybuttchic: just that....no imei changing

First time am seeing a female commenting a sensible reply...How much for bride price?

Obiagelli: good news,


Why can't one of these telecoms companies sponsor a telent hunt for athletes instead of all these Nigerian idol or project fame? We like to copy useless things in this country.
Do a talent hunt, discover young prospects, send them abroad to become world beaters and have the advertise your fast Internet connection when they are made. Simple logic.

I hope someone make this proposal to one of those companies, imagine Usain bolt as their brand ambassador for speed, its a win win situation.

One day my gf was so eager 4 us to go out,she said baby please i want us to go out,there is one new chinese restaurant in town,i was like A CHINESE RESTAURANT?She said yes and i know you have the money,me knowing fully well that i was broke,n a meal there cost @ lst 7500,i managed to raise 5k,and we took a cab that day to the place,and on getting there,before i could settle down,she has asked for the menu,and even before i could look through,she was already on page 79,and still looking,she couldnt understand the menu cause it was written in chinese,she ordered number 12 and 35,amazed and angry within me that she even ordered two meals,i had to relax,though the waiter came and brought a cigrette and lighter,beaming with smiles all over me,i asked how much was it,he told me 150,i was so delighted and told him....I BEG BRING 35 STICKs,SHE GO SMOKE DIE HERE TODAY....For your relationship advice,hookup,health tips and questions>Join the channel on Bbm>C0041F9A4

I hope its soon...

mezebel: Its simply because we find it difficult to believe in ourselves!!! I believe its a generational process,ojugwu era is gradually fading... The youth shall rise again wen d old are gone

One day my gf was so eager 4 us to go out,she said baby please i want us to go out,there is one new chinese restaurant in town,i was like A CHINESE RESTAURANT?She said yes and i know you have the money,me knowing fully well that i was broke,n a meal there cost @ lst 7500,i managed to raise 5k,and we took a cab that day to the place,and on getting there,before i could settle down,she has asked for the menu,and even before i could look through,she was already on page 79,and still looking,she couldnt understand the menu cause it was written in chinese,she ordered number 12 and 35,amazed and angry within me that she even ordered two meals,i had to relax,though the waiter came and brought a cigrette and lighter,beaming with smiles all over me,i asked how much was it,he told me 150,i was so delighted and told him....I BEG BRING 35 STICKs,SHE GO SMOKE DIE HERE TODAY....For your relationship advice,hookup,health tips and questions>Join the channel on Bbm>C0041F9A4

Oboy you make sense die...now i see ppu that think like me o...evn ma sister a catholic is getn married 2 a winner member,the love dey make me jealous sef...i wish ppu can see beyond religion,crisis in relationship and marriages will b less...

zicoraads: 2sExy1...u couldn't have said it better, I am Christian, proudly, but the truth is, this religion is the most divided ever. Too many denominations and 'sects'.

The truth is, this baseless issue of 'I am this or that' in my church has left plenty girls single uptil the age of 30 and still counting. Personally I feel if two people actually love each other, church affiliation shouldn't even be an issue.

In the days of old, when a lady leaves her parents to her husband, everything of his' becomes her's. His name, where he worships and the lots. My dad is an elder in my church, an old and respected one for that matter. But we'll be going for my sister's white wedding in Sept, in a catholic church. He will be steping his foot in a catholic church for the first ttime.

This is what he always tells us, 'as long as the person is not a muslim, by all means, marry him and attend his church, after everthing, we are only running our own personal race'. And if as a guy my wife-to-be feels a certain degree of reluctance to join me where I worship, I would suggest that we both leave our churches to another church, a difft one entirely that we choose. But if she still insists on staying put, then am off. She never loved me in the first place.

OP...truly sorry for derailing ur thread. But as to ur question, the answer is yes. Love is everywhere.

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WAKE UP NIGERIAN YOUTHS
Awolowo was (37), Akintola (36), Ahmadu Bello (36) Balewa (34) and Okotie-Eboh (27), Enahoro (27) led the struggle for independence after the death of Macaulay. Only Zik was 42 at the time.

In 1966, the first coup was led by: Kaduna Nzeogwu (29) and countered by Murtala Mohammed (28), Theophilus Danjuma (28), Babangida (25), Nanven Garba (23), Sani Abacha (23), Shehu Musa Yaradua (23), and brought into power Gowon (32), Ojukwu (27), Obasanjo (29), Buhari (24).
Most of the military administrators who governed the states under the successive military regimes, most of whom are governors now, were under 30 years.
The brief democratic dispensation which interjected the military interregnums also saw the House of Representativesin particular populated by majority of members under 30 years as well as some senators.
Under 30s were also not in short supply with appointments, we have examples of MT Mbu who became foreign affairs minister at 23 and Pat Utomi who became a presidential adviser at 27 and so on and so forth.
NOW:
Why is it that this age bracket is today still sleeping in 3 seater chairs in their parents’ homes?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still collecting pocket money from their parents?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still writing JAMB?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still sagging their trousers?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still searching for jobs, not yet married?
Why is it that this age bracket is today no longer qualified to even be leaders of youth wings of political parties?
Why is it that this age bracket is today so docile?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still incapable of feeding itself?
Why is it that this age bracket is today barred by law from even aspiring to certain political offices?
Why is it that this age bracket is today incapacitated, unwilling, unable and incapable of asking questions?

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich

Glo is bbcmonth to 777

Bootybuttchic: how did u do ur glo?

Please is it wrong for a guy not to watch football?Cause someone said guys who dont watch football are gays?Your opinion...

Hmmmm...this kind people really dey exist?Na wa o...

U need self control...

mencade5: am a girl and i dont haff a boyfriend.

+ all the boys that dated me always sleep with me that very day and they leave. They are up to 50.

Now am alone.

Lolz...

Bryancrox: I hate commenting on anytin dat involve Tonto nd Dicke...continue chating wit Beyonce

Lolz

naijaboiy: smoke weed,,and your fears will be conquered

walad4yhu: Plz someone should help n suggest a caption/phrase to use on a graduation polo/tshirts... The department Health Education.

Wat I av in mind is:
"Proud Health Education Graduate"

Unbranded Educationist

What is PISS? When U take a 9hr jorney 2 c a guy U met online n on getting there, his phone is switchd off! U r PISSED! After trying his line several hrs n still off, U felt U should check into a hotel; On gettin there, U discoverd ur wallet containing all ur money has been stolen. U r SO PISSED! U dropped ur bag @ d reception, ran 2 a nearby bank 2 withdraw with your atm card. On getting there, ATM traps ur card. Angrily, U went straight into d bank 2 complain n they tell U 2 come 4 ur card in a week time. Honestly U r HELL PISSED! On ur way back 2 the hotel with absolute rage, U received an alert; 50k has been deducted frm ur account some minutes ago. OMG! U r BADLY PISSED! Stil lost in rage, U got 2 d hotel only to find out ur bag is no more. U asked d receptionist, he points 2 an inscription on d notice board 2 U wich reads "bags kept @ owners risk". Ooh what a pity! U r DAMN PISSED! In d bid 2 make trouble, he calls d security 2 lock U up. oh! Who will bail U now? U r PISSED! INFACT, U DON PISS 4 BODY!

Its not a copy and paste work...I run a page on fb,a relationship page...so I get lots of message all the time...moreover I have over 196k on my page...

Last night I was charging my phone in a neighbour's room and he was giving me sign to leave his room cos his Gf was around..No way! I wil not allow fornication to happen. hope it was the right thing to do?And still thinking of going there again tonight...

EWS ABOUT FG>>>>

I guess FG should build more Prisons,cause they should be ready to jail the whole citizens...

We are just confused!!!6months imprisonment for smoking...2years for insulting FG on social media...2yrs6months for insulting a politician...1yr for having Premature sex...

2yrs8months for kissing n having sex b4 18...3yrs for talking to a guy erotically on the internet and on the phone...4yrs for not been a Virgin b4 marriage...

1yr6months for having a bf and gf when you are not ready to marry...I know some people belong to 2 or 3 groups,just calculate ur years and prepare yourself...

Thank God am not Guilty of any..

Please post this for me and hide my ID, last year i and my gal frnd had a problem which led 2 her 2 having another guy apart from me... And these our qureel lasted for 4 months b4 we resolved d issue and when i learnt about dat she had another guy i was so angry and i confronted her and she confessed dat she accepted another guy during d time we re not in good terms because she doesn't want 2 hav a heart break and during this period, she use 2 visit d guy and spend weekend wit him and she is swearing 2 me dat d guy didn't F*ck her but they use 2 romance and he has sucked d guy and like wise d guy has sucked her 2. My question is this, is it possible for a gal and a guy 2 spend 3 to 4 weekends 2getda bath 2getda, suck each oda, without actual penetration of d guyz dick inside d lady?

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