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The velocity of light happens to be the fastest speed ever known. Next to it is sound, bullet from gun but interestingly KONJI too don dey compete oo. Like some people will say KONJI NA BASTARD . Don't Let me bore u with too much physics.

People say sex is an expression of love, some say is pleasure, others feel it's to re-energised your body, intercourse btw 2 opposite sex, etc. What ever definition you termed it, sex is sex.

However when the urge is climax in some couples or those in relationship body, they express it immediately whereby the place maybe awkward instead of getting to their bedrooms.

Awkward places people have sex are;

1. Sacred place: Places like church, mosque and other scared places is a NO for sex. Last week in my area, a pastor was caught bleeping a sister secretly in one corner of the church. According to them, they blamed the devil for such act. Oh pls!!! So devil forced them right? Another one was a known alfa in my friend's resident who was caught in same act claiming he was trying to teach a moslem sister "KEWU". 'If I be God, I for send thunder burn their reproductive organs'.

2. Hospital/School/Office: Places like office, school, and hospital doesn't make sense for sex making. I wonder how comfortable it is to have sex on those public school tables. Haba! Konji nah bastard true true' but any girl that agrees is so cheap. A lot happens @ office environment, girls sleep with their male boss for promotion, etc. Imagine no bed o! for office, same small table!. How body no go pain una when una reach house. Some people see nurse as medical prostitutes. Doctor bleeping nurse is not a new story neither patients.

3. In a car: I can't say if it's comfortable to have sex in a car or not. The circumference is not enough for thorough fore play. I see sex in a car as having it in public covered by rectangular metal. Looks awkward to me.

4. Public toilet: Some people don't care about the stench of odour oozing in public toilet. In order to satisfy their sexual urge, they have the quick nodding of few minutes. What a shame!

5. Beach: In brazil and some countries, they have sex openly in beach. No iota is shame is in these people's blood. If to say tsunami suddenly happens, nah SAI GOBE be that.

There are other awkward places but the best place to have sex is @ your house; maybe bedroom, sitting room, etc. Hotel is another wonderful place.

You just dey talk your own...when you have been doing online dating with your gf for over 2years, and finally see her in Church...you will be forced to kiss her there self...NOT SEX O.....

Warris this?

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Maybe he nor chop well for house...

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Your advice needed admin,I'm 28....I'm currently in a relationship with a 17 yrs lady,we both loved each other,and I'm plann'g to marry her by God's grace but the concern is d age difference,as her parent do not consent to her ving a B/F now,is there possibility of us fulfilling our heart Desire.That is gettg married.....

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Thanks for those who contributed well...seens the best things is for him to either wait or leave...

Sorry not all men....team petite

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Make i nr talk yet...wife cant be found anywhere...i found mine in ....thinking....

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Pinshure of the girl in the club or mind your business...