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PoliticsRe: INTERVIEW: I Will Restore 'SANITY' To Our Nation - Gen Buhari by klodike(m): 11:17pm On Jan 15, 2015
Did this man just say. We don't need universitieshuh
PoliticsRe: INTERVIEW: I Will Restore 'SANITY' To Our Nation - Gen Buhari by klodike(m): 11:14pm On Jan 15, 2015
Abi ooh
ambassadorgozie:
Charity begins at home... Sanitize ursef and your violent people first................... GEJ till 2019
PoliticsRe: Chocolate City Boss, Audu Maikori Tackles Apc’s Muhammadu Buhari by klodike(m): 10:51pm On Jan 15, 2015
Oga sir maikori, you too talk sense. Can i vote you as president in place of Buharihuh?
GEJ till naija becomes great again.
PoliticsRe: IBB's Government Seized Buhari's Certificates - APC by klodike(m): 10:34pm On Jan 15, 2015
How r u sure this ur agent of change can even do d little GEJ has done?
Foxycarol:
Hmmmmmmm, all I know is dat change must come to Nigeria, what has jonathan done with all his academic qualification, NOTHING. Instead are going from bad to worst with all his degrees. No be degree dem dey take get sense o. If I lie ask Pres. Jonathan
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa State-APGA Gubernatorial candidate. Labara_Maku at campaign rally. by klodike(m): 3:45pm On Jan 11, 2015
Why is d picture showing him alonehuh This don't look like campaign but rituals.
PoliticsRe: Governor Aliyu Worships At RCCG, Living Stone Parish, Minna (Photos) by klodike(m): 3:28pm On Jan 11, 2015
Hope he paid tithe.
abijossy:
The Niger state Governorr today worshipped in the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Living Stone Zonal HQ, Behind Mr Biggs, Tunga Minna. Here are some of the Pictures.
"If I didn't believe in Jesus Christ then I'm not a true muslim"Chief servant Dr Muazu Babangida Aliyu Live @RCCG, Living Stone, Minna.
PoliticsRe: Who Can Help Translate Buhari To English? by klodike(m): 9:56am On Jan 10, 2015
Toh i no know grin
Unibenstudent:
talk truth for once.
PoliticsRe: Who Can Help Translate Buhari To English? by klodike(m): 4:17pm On Jan 09, 2015
Suffering synonyms: Rejection, forsaken...
RomanceRe: Sweet Extras A Loving Wife Gives To Her Husband. by klodike(m): 2:56pm On Jan 09, 2015
Concerning point 7 what if i always where kaftanhuh Cos here in konduga we don't have suits.
emusmith:
I still believe this is possible.
Some ladies exist that could do this. Yes! I don't know if they're on NairaLand sha but I know they're alive somewhere.
You can call them Love Doctors. They are the ones R.Kelly was referring to when he sang that song titled, "WHEN A WOMAN LOVES"

Guys, if you find such ones, you'll be walking on the streets smiling. People will be like, Is this man mad? Yes! You're madly in love with your wife.

Follow me as I highlight Seven Sweet Extras A Wife Does For Her Husband

NOTE: This is not applicable to all males/ females.


1. Cutting his toenails.

She notices your toenails growing so long and you know, some men don't care about "little things" like that. She does it for him. At that moment, she is in charge of his heart! She is 50% sure of getting whatever she wants. DON'T MAKE THAT YOUR AIM.


2. Jumping and Playing on his back

Stop being an adult all of a sudden! Play and leap on his back.
One of many things a man loves but much familiarity and 'over maturity' won't let him know how to even spew it out of his mouth is this.
She better not be robust, lol...Even if she's robust, the man can still manage it...



3. Feeding him

This is especially when he is not too strong... Even when he is sound, doing it brings flavour to your relationship and give him the butterfly feeling. No matter how "ajekpako" he is, he loves it. He loves the feeling. Give it to him. Put the garri in his mouth. That's how to take a man's heart. Not by dragging rights!


4. Helping him knot his tye

This may look foreign, but No! It is not meant for the first five months of your marriage only. Some ladies came to me to teach them how to knot a tie- they want to be doing this for their husband.
It's fun and it shows love!

5. Massaging his laps and legs

Sometimes, your man returns from early morning road work or even from work. You see him complaining of how his laps are so heavy. Give him a massage. Massage his laps, legs and toes, if possible.


6. Constantly Packaging
Food in his food flask to work.

My friend's aunty does this. He packs for the children and the husband too. The husband so much talk about her in the office, other men get intimidated and employed the scheme, lol! This man loves his wife! They are not soooo wealthy...She works o. The man comes from work every day to get a glass of juice first, then bathroom and food...TV and bed. The man too will perform well on bed by force na...

7. Welcoming him with a peck from work as she takes his suit.

If it is good for the goose then it is good for the gander. It is not just a "White People" thing. It is a practice that could change your husband's treatment of you.


He loves you whether you do these things or not BUT when you train yourself to do them, he will not only love you, He will LIKE you.

LIKING someone is admiring the person.
He may love you just for peace to reign and the law demands it.
But for him to really really really LIKE you, you have to somehow go out of your way to do some LITTLE EXTRAs to HELPing him better.


DON'T SAY YOU CAN'T TRY THIS FOR A NIGERIAN MAN. It is a lie! Love has no language. It is the language you give it that it assumes. Love is universal. If it works for that white lady, it will work for you because we are the same.

Have a nice day. undecided
FamilyRe: What If You Caught Your Husband Doing This (picture) by klodike(m): 1:00pm On Jan 09, 2015
Y didn't u write ur name on it?
aguiyi:
I twitted this pics yestaday and today it's on nairaland, op wither you ?
RomanceRe: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by klodike(m): 11:09am On Jan 09, 2015
My dear whatever you say about man, woman the end result is always SEX. Whether he marry's you or whatever, man wants to spread his seeds and can only do that by F.uCkInG are you clear? grin[quote author=EroticAngelina post=29618073][/quote]
CelebritiesRe: HIV+ Kehinde Bademosi Is Gay, Was Married For 6 Years by klodike(m): 8:32pm On Jan 08, 2015
But this nigga claimed he was paying tithe to TBN etc before. Was he reading the bible sef?? Religion aside, i would condone gay people the day a bull begins humping anoda bull. Oga police where una dey? See offender.
PoliticsRe: "OSIBANJONOMICS" A New Word Created By Hon Patrick Obahiagbon by klodike(m): 5:58pm On Jan 08, 2015
Well some school of thought have it that; the Buhari/Osibanjo situation would be a repeat of Yaradua/Jonathan scenario. No be me talk am ooh, na conspiracy theorist.
HealthRe: Resolving Johesu Strike By Professor Omoti by klodike(m): 5:54pm On Jan 08, 2015
Nice
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Says Some Elder Statesmen Are Motor Park Touts by klodike(m): 1:07am On Jan 08, 2015
THIS IS FRONTPAGE!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT PARK HERE.
HealthRe: I Need To Put On Weight, Please Help! by klodike(m): 8:40pm On Jan 07, 2015
All you need is dynamogen
Chuksemi:
I am ectomorphic and I have a high metabolism rate, which means I don't put on weight , easily! Please recommend Nigerian foods with high calories. I am tired of being thin and I want to change that! Please drop your suggestions and possible amount of calories.
PoliticsRe: How Fr. Mbaka Rattled The PDP Hierarchy And Its Grave Implication. by klodike(m): 7:11pm On Jan 07, 2015
The implication is that whatever mbaka is just another noise maker in naija politics. No body would take serious from now henceforth. In fact his congregation would doubt his messages.
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Turns Goodluck?? What's The Way Out by klodike(m): 6:59pm On Jan 07, 2015
It's a risk, besides things ain't that good anyway.
Collynzo9:
Because GEJ has made votes to count doesn't mean the always will.
Remember Obasanjo?
Nairaland GeneralRe: LOLS Someone To Interpret This Picture Please N.B Not Seeking Attention by klodike(m): 6:31pm On Jan 07, 2015
7-1
dkronicle:
Was the score line 1-5 ?
Nairaland GeneralRe: LOLS Someone To Interpret This Picture Please N.B Not Seeking Attention by klodike(m): 2:46pm On Jan 07, 2015
Good if u say so.
juianne95:
lolz...I do watch football, but m nt a fanatic
FoodRe: Taking More Than Two Bottle On A Spot by klodike(m): 2:45pm On Jan 07, 2015
Drink responsibly.
Nairaland GeneralRe: LOLS Someone To Interpret This Picture Please N.B Not Seeking Attention by klodike(m): 2:34pm On Jan 07, 2015
Wrong it's related to 2014 world cup event.
dkronicle:
Maybe but am not sure. German flag rep 'Jan' brazil flag reps '4th' and 15 is 2015. Its jan/4th/2015
Nairaland GeneralRe: LOLS Someone To Interpret This Picture Please N.B Not Seeking Attention by klodike(m): 2:33pm On Jan 07, 2015
When they say watch soccer, u refused.
juianne95:
I dnt,pls meaning
PoliticsRe: How Bata Shoe Company Was Mismanaged by klodike(m): 2:31pm On Jan 07, 2015
Booking space. Holla wen it gets to you know where.
HealthRe: JOHESU Picks Holes In Yayale Ahmed Report! by klodike(m): 2:28pm On Jan 07, 2015
Wahala dey ooh. Can buhari solve thishuh May be yes. I would be back in 2016 to ascertain this.
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Turns Goodluck?? What's The Way Out by klodike(m): 1:52pm On Jan 07, 2015
.......then we vote him out 2019.
PoliticsRe: Investors Freak As Saudi Inaction Could Sink Oil To $20 A Barrel. Time To Buy? by klodike(m): 8:49pm On Jan 06, 2015
But why are we queuing for pms in Nigeria? Why is pms still 97naira in our petrol stations. Who would save us?? Is it buharihuh
CelebritiesRe: What Is All This Fuss On Malia Obama Selfie by klodike(m): 8:37pm On Jan 06, 2015
Op is high on fanta
AgricultureRe: Agriculture Is The Fastest Way To Make Money In Nigeria by klodike(m): 8:30pm On Jan 06, 2015
The problem is capital.

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