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PoliticsRe: Amaechi Threatens To Expose Abuja-based Politicians by klolly: 9:44pm On May 09, 2013
SamConquer: Say NO To RULE NUMBER 17....If You Think Only Islam have Extremist Then Rewind Back To The CRUSADERS In Jerusalem Or The Norwegien Extremist and many more.We Christian Just Like To Keep It ''COOL'' .If we were To Keep 'HOT' you Muslim will have being at the receiving end cause we have the 'brain' in technology and 'weapon making'That is why christain country are World Leaders USA,UK,FRANCE,RUSSIA.Etc...NAIRALANDERS It is Time To Boycot Nairaland,after all, Nobody Pays For The Comment we Make..if You Think Seun You Have A Bread Someone Have A Bakery...IN 8 years you Made 1million Members while Site Like Naijaloaded Made that 1milion In 3yrs should i mention LINDA IKEJI BLOG OR BELLA NAIJA?.Can you beat that??Just Overnight you Started This Terorist character. THE CHRISTAINS MAKE's About 70percent of the Member And all you can do is to insult Us with the Dubious Rule 17...because they have help you build NashyLand you Are Now Forming 'Oga'..NAIRALANDER'S THINK ABOUT THAT..!BOYCOT NAIRALAND UNTIL SEUN CHANGE THAT RULE 17. . .NB:. put a deactivating Button For Those Who Wish to Deactivate
Where is rule 17? What was the rule?
PoliticsRe: Anambra Forum For Progress Of Our State by klolly(op):
Pls send me the phone numbers if you do have it.

we own this service to our community
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland By-Election 2013: Nominations by klolly: 12:01pm On Feb 25, 2013
Mazi Onlytruth, imé há ná iheá ngwara úh ugwú gá dili gí ná ala umuigbo nile na e-net. Biafra rep, Alex101 ná mazi manny, na nnuru onu okwu nndia, há dim ka ndi gé eji kota wú umuigbo ná net ma owurú na ayi kwanye ha aka nu ukwu.

Udo
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland By-Election 2013: Nominations by klolly: 11:35am On Feb 25, 2013
Igbo wú igbo nma nma nu, ahurum na ihe neéne ná ga nkó ma. ánam ékéne nmadu neéne húlu na obgako á gará nko ma. égi kwam ohele á na yó nnukwu nmamwu ayi ji éje nba wú mazi onlytruth ya biko rituo ná ndolondolo á, ká ohélé dili ndi na échi bé eze nbu. ká anyi werré kwá hú ihé ha wélle ime maka odi mma igbo neéne

Udo!
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland By-Election 2013: Nominations by klolly: 12:28am On Feb 25, 2013
kachi fo nu!
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland By-Election 2013: Nominations by klolly: 10:23pm On Feb 24, 2013
Mazi Andre Uweh ndéwo, éke né dili Chineke máká nnwá bialá úwá. ní jí gwá ú éziokwu ábum onyé ófu ná ébeá. okwé rém hóta na ígú edémedé neené edegoro ebá abu hé nbé ne fé. Agu gom íhé neené edelé ebá. béyéré Biafra rep ná Alex101 má owurú ná echóró unity ígbó neené
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland By-Election 2013: Nominations by klolly: 10:05pm On Feb 24, 2013
Syncan: O nwere ncha papa lolo na-ere(Dudu osun), o di m ka aha ya na nke nwa amadi a yitere, nke ka njo bu na, o ji na-erelu nna ya n'ohu were na anya isi(negro). Biko onye kpo nkita bia uka bia kporo ya ugbua.Biafra Rep ka anyi ga-eso!
Chai! owurum ka agwara udi okwuá aga me'ji ósó wéreé bgapú na site áh jé cheáriá
Jokes EtcMisunderstood!! by klolly(op): 9:35pm On Feb 24, 2013
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripodhuh??"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"
PoliticsRe: Anambra Forum For Progress Of Our State by klolly(op): 9:31pm On Feb 24, 2013
Syncan, I wouldnt want to do that even if i was around, just dont know who to trust! our people are leaving in fear
PoliticsRe: Anambra Forum For Progress Of Our State by klolly(op): 12:01am On Feb 24, 2013
manny4life: Well, I'll say go through the Anambra State Govt webpage and contact them.
Thanks bro. Though their is no phone number to contact the ministry of justice. I will write them an email.
Udo
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland By-Election 2013: Nominations by klolly: 11:24pm On Feb 23, 2013
manny4life: Sis, abeg let me stop, we have mean brothers in the house.
Nwanne, this what mazi Syncan is quoting you on. He does not mean you should give way for the ezeship.
Udo
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland By-Election 2013: Nominations by klolly: 10:48pm On Feb 23, 2013
Syncan: Udo diri gi nwanne, O kwa i ma ebe a ga ebinye aka?
ebinye gom aka already, but a'dim sure mo o'ga count because otey bey aka n'regista here.

Biafra rep can ge soo
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland By-Election 2013: Nominations by klolly: 9:23pm On Feb 23, 2013
manny4life: In all honesty and sincerity, I offered my services twice yesterday but you did not say anything... I'm volunteering to help if it makes any difference.
Quote me if i'm wrong! Members of the electoral team can not run for eze igbo nl, you have been nominated to run for eze.
Udo
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland By-Election 2013: Nominations by klolly: 9:07pm On Feb 23, 2013
Syncan: Taa,Amadioha amagbukwala gi n'ebe ahu, onye ka i kporo ihe o kwuru trivial points, ekwekwala ka haaba Agulu jekwude gi n'uzo. Onye na achi gi ochi ka i na-asu asusu igbo na onodu anyi, o sere wii wii? Gba ha nkiti, jisie ike na i ga amuta ofuma. Ma n'ezie, obodo n'eje mba na eji mmanwu kachasi nu, ka o ga abu e merie ha, ka ha ghara i si anyi gara mara...ya mere onye ga abu Eze anyi kwesiri na o gaghi eri mperi n'ihe gbasara asusu igbo, ma ogugu ma edemede. O bu ya ka m na ekwu, n'ebe ahu ka m kwu.
Syncan edi 2 much na edemede igbo
PoliticsRe: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland By-Election 2013: Nominations by klolly: 11:47pm On Feb 22, 2013
Igbo mma mma nu. I love what you guys are doing here. Its unfortunate that i can not nominate for onye isi Igbo NL due to my time of registering to this site. If i could, i would nominate Biafra Rep and Alex101

Bookmarked
PoliticsRe: I Will Contest Presidency In 2015 – Buhari Declares by klolly: 8:01pm On Feb 22, 2013
Gen. Buhari would be a bad market for APC, because of the slaugther of NYSC members after the past presidential election is still fresh in the hearts of Nigerians. I would recommend one of the performing ACN governors and Sen. Ngige as vice president if they really want to have a run with the big PDP.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Forum For Progress Of Our State by klolly(op): 7:43pm On Feb 22, 2013
I though there are Anambra guys here(Nairaland)!
PoliticsRe: Anambra Forum For Progress Of Our State by klolly(op): 11:36pm On Feb 17, 2013
I hope we are not all shy to identify with our state? Cause I am not! I am proud of Anambra state
PoliticsRe: Anambra Forum For Progress Of Our State by klolly(op): 11:14am On Feb 17, 2013
Yeske!:
@OP, su ko di igbo, i bu ro onye igbo. mstcheew
Onye ebe kan bu zi ma isi na mmu aburu Igbo? Ife nna cho bu oga niru obodo ayi.

Udo
PoliticsRe: Anambra Forum For Progress Of Our State by klolly(op): 8:16pm On Feb 14, 2013
Does this mean that Anambra state does not have police imformation lines or the governor"s web site for imformations from it citizens?
PoliticsRe: Anambra Forum For Progress Of Our State by klolly(op): 2:44pm On Feb 12, 2013
noblezone: Mazi nno ije.

Find a way to get your info to Awka directly.
That way is what im trying to find my brother
CrimeRe: Boys Sold For N450,000 & Girls N150,000 By Kidnappers by klolly: 9:49am On Feb 11, 2013
Thats what I am talking about the Gov. authorities needs to set up help lines so that masses can give imformations on these people.

https://www.nairaland.com/1192064/anambra-forum-progress-state#14259283
PoliticsAnambra Forum For Progress Of Our State by klolly(op):
I have a very highly intelligent imformations on a kidnapper. The questions remains who do you report to? This gangs has bought the police, politians are their friends cause no else can you explain police escorts moves and gaurds there homes. They go under the guise of traditional chieftaincy titles, they buy over the traditional kings in order to have access to the local vigilante that the kings control.

Now Nigerians, thats what we all are. To whome or how do we give this imformations to the Goverment in order to root this most dangerous criminals and Economy breakers in our society.
Governor Obi broke gangs of kidnappers and distroyed their houses where underground lockup cells where found including armunitions. I have similar imformations on some powerful gangs with too much money. They've bought their towns and villages with their charitable works to the comunity in order to enhance their security network.
My father used to say that an individaul can never be more than the people. Igbo's in diaspora we must find a way to quinch this disastrous inferno thats burning our region, inorder to benefit from the devidence of democracy by bringing investors home.

Let the proper Government authorities please identify to this forum. I am sure their will be more people with useful imformations out there. This gangs are not immortals they are just criminals with charms and money, they live in our mist one way or another somebody knows something about them.

More contributions pls!!

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