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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Ignore Their Male Friends On Social Networks? by koeman(m): 8:39pm On Oct 14, 2014
HARDDON:


Vic wor? Sorry to disappoint u.
A lion does not turn a puccupine at the flip of d coin. If every guy was like yours truly, men would eat at the very exalted tables they were fashioned for n not scrub scraps ...

Let's say I'm a voice of correction to these whack guys that don't know that not for naughts were they born .
N to C snubs like u who think d sun shines out of ur bu77s , try something more challenging like having Kul people who u can hv intellectual talks with n r challenging, not having 500bbm contacts yet none got brains.

"No disrespect buh I killa queen !"






Btw, how twisted can u get? Advertizing ur pin on ur signature so u can hv more recharge card clients? N when they don't send, u turn blind eyes to their pings ?



Harddon, you're da bomb! I'm so proud of you for speaking my mind. We really need to hook up one of these days and chat over drink. Cheers man. Please pm me your number.

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Celebrities / Re: Who Is The Hottest: Yvonne Jegede, Yvonne Okoro or Yvonne Nelson? ( Photos ) by koeman(m): 8:02am On Oct 01, 2014
semitunde: Jegede was one of the girls in tuface's Africa Queen video. She was also in the Ego video by this former soundcity presenter... cant remember his name now.

His name is DJinee
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by koeman(m): 5:50pm On Sep 28, 2014
callmespices:
Yes yes yes am in lag
Where the something and what is it??

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Romance / Re: Hmm This Bad Girl ..... Why?? (picture) by koeman(m): 3:41pm On Sep 28, 2014
marieolae: I'm fine oo nd u

i'm good darling. Can we chat privately? if so then I'll send you my contacts.
Romance / Re: Hmm This Bad Girl ..... Why?? (picture) by koeman(m): 2:18pm On Sep 28, 2014
marieolae: so u think money can buy my love

Hi Marieolae! Happy Sunday. What's good?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by koeman(m): 12:19pm On Sep 28, 2014
callmespices:
It's complicated embarassed
Dunno what's wrong with my mail,cant reply


Happy sunday

Callmespices! A beautiful Sunday to you. Are you in Lagos now? Got something for you.
Nairaland / General / Re: Jennylove7575 is a fraud (False Allegation) by koeman(m): 2:21pm On Sep 27, 2014
GowonAbacha2:
R231, temigracie, deapexboy, unibenstudent,let me just say this final thing... see where karma has done its job.... I created this gowonabacha2 account yesterday evening and opened this thread around 10PM. This dude had earlier been accused of being a fraud since yesterday morning by my other moniker and some other guys. Now I want you to reason this well since I believe everyone on this thread is properly educated apart from that low life dude. Check the time on those message pictures s/he posted , it says 2:43 AM. How will I ever still be able to hold that kind of conversation with him by 2:43AM when this thread of him being a scammer was created ealier before that time. Is that ever possible ? This dude is fraudulent. He keeps trying his best to defend his tracks but he doesn't know he's shedding more light.
Have a blissful day.
Word!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Jennylove7575 is a fraud (False Allegation) by koeman(m): 1:50pm On Sep 27, 2014
r231:

Oh no you won't so you better start thinking of a new user name!

R231, for crying out loud, do you need a prophet to tell you that that whatsapp chat provided by Jennylove might be doctored?

Me thinks you're too hasty and prejudiced. And please stop threatening GowonAbacha2. Do your homework well and get to know who Jennylove truly is. She acts like she's got skeletons in her closet. There was a time she literally posted on every thread accusing a bloke of duping her. And then she begins to defame the character of people.

*i used "she" assuming she's really a female
Celebrities / Re: OH God:wedding Day Tragedy In Anambra: Bridegroom Dies His On Way To Church. by koeman(m): 2:48pm On Aug 14, 2014
[quote
author=fairygeh]. Why did he take a bike dear. Simple English, you
can't speak,i tire.please we need to kill your English teacher [/quote]

lolz. fairygeh. are you on bbm?
Celebrities / Re: What Kcee's Limpopo Really Means + Pictures. Have Nigerians Been Fooled? by koeman(m): 4:43pm On Jan 10, 2014
cdamsel: OP all this just make I click ur blog?if I click the link make my hand bend undecided kiss

cheesy Cdamsel, you're just so funny. You cracked me up big time with your last sentence.
Politics / Re: Photos: Meet Jen Selter, The Woman With 'the Best Butt' On Instagram by koeman(m): 6:55am On Jan 08, 2014
shymexx:

Watched it. She ain't got no darn butt. That's a skinny and flexible heffa.

Come back online and I would show you an instagram pic of a Zimbabwe chic that I went to uni with, just so you know what the "best butts" on instagram look like. This skinny heffa isn't even top 1,000,000 on my list - sorry.

Shymexx I feel you jare! May I see the picture of the Zimbabwean chic? Email me pls. I already inboxed you
Education / Re: Ibadan Polytechnic Student, Ayobami Ogundare Committed Suicide By Hanging Self by koeman(m): 5:41am On Jan 08, 2014
So sad! What an unpleasant way to end one's life. Nothing should push anyone to commit suicide. "I cried because I had no shoes until I saw someone without legs."-Anonymous.

Your problems aren't greater than others. Be thankful.
Fashion / Re: My Fashion Sketches by koeman(m): 7:08pm On Jan 02, 2014
Cherish100: I thought I should post some of my dress sketches. Did them this morning.

Wow! Absolutely stunning. Great work darling. Way to go! kiss
Technology Market / Re: BLACKBERRY CURVE 4 For Sale In Lagos only 11k naira! [sold] by koeman(m): 8:32am On Jan 02, 2014
jreyez:

I'm in lagos sir... Contact jreyez on 0701 856 3155 or whatsapp 08140321253 Bbm 7AE7FA43

it keeps saying your phone's switched off. pls post your address so that i can meet you in three hours time

Hurry cheesy
Technology Market / Re: BLACKBERRY CURVE 4 For Sale In Lagos only 11k naira! [sold] by koeman(m): 8:02am On Jan 02, 2014
jreyez: Read the description properly please cheesy

i'll pay 10k. where are you? i need to pick it up immediately
Technology Market / Re: Htc One X: 35,000/ Htc One Xl: 35,000/ Bold 5: 30,000/ Samsung S2: 30,000. Open by koeman(m): 10:43pm On Jan 01, 2014
OP, i need the BB bold 5 urgently. is it brand new or used? can i get it first thing tomorrow morning? where's your location? i'm in lagos
Technology Market / Re: BLACKBERRY CURVE 4 For Sale In Lagos only 11k naira! [sold] by koeman(m): 10:36pm On Jan 01, 2014
9k. lemme know your location so i can pick it first thing tomorrow morning
Family / Re: What Is This World Turning Into? (baby Picture) by koeman(m): 7:05am On Dec 31, 2013
Cherish100: Well, not as stupid as you who is so quick to throw insults to boost your ego.

Sweetie, I love the way you responded to that wimp of a boy. WTF with some Nairaland peeps whose mouths run faster than a tap?

@Cherish: you look stunning in that picture. Are you coming to Lagos any time soon? If you are, could you let me know?
Career / Re: 5 Steps To Enhancing Valuable Job Connections In 2014 by koeman(m): 3:14pm On Dec 30, 2013
Ejike.chinedu:
CLICK LIKE, if dis thread enlightened you

This thread is beneficial to me but I'm not clicking any "Like". You aren't conducting any survey, are you?

& for those who are eager to make derogatory remarks each time an OP posts something meaningful, it's high time you stopped this STEWPID(sic) act.
Thumbs up, OP
Health / Re: Water Can Be Used For Disease Treatment by koeman(m): 5:35am On Dec 30, 2013
wow! thanks op for the info.
Health / Re: Drinking 2 Litres Of Water In The Morning Before Eating by koeman(m): 4:39am On Dec 30, 2013
Skyda_D_Great: I dey come.... Let me consult d council of elders.
*ten minutes later*
i think the amount he drank is too much.... Ahn ahn 2 litres... For what.... Wen yoyo bitters and family neva comot frm market!
BTW..i tink d man he met in d saloon is a cattle rearer
lmao

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Events / Re: I'm 18 Years Today by koeman(m): 4:01am On Dec 30, 2013
:*happy birthday, Cherish.
Fashion / Re: Whats The Difference Between THICK And FAT by koeman(m): 7:44pm On Dec 29, 2013
scribble: thick

Badt guy grin
Fashion / Re: Whats The Difference Between THICK And FAT by koeman(m): 7:35pm On Dec 29, 2013
@ OP: these two pictures aptly distinguish between thick & fat.

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Romance / Re: 5 Things To Consider Before Asking Mom For Marriage Advice by koeman(m): 11:37pm On Dec 28, 2013
I absolutely concur. Nice one, OP.

MOD please move to frontpage.
Celebrities / Re: Should A Naija Girl Dress Like This To Dance? by koeman(m): 9:52am On Dec 27, 2013
Jamey Maxwell: Its her life

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