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Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With Men? by koffos(m): 5:38pm On Mar 25, 2020
DaInferno:
many are born males ,only a few are men. that sht right there is the second thing that makes me spit out; after the holding of hands by two grown ass men

seriously.. that holding of hands creeps me out Mann.. I could hit someone on the face for it mann

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Romance / Re: You Can Pick Only One During Quarantine For A Month: by koffos(m): 7:19am On Mar 24, 2020
seunmohmoh:
More like GTA should substitute for FiFA
... wow.. great, you love football I see.. I also do but it's is more fun.. I'd get bored of FIFA..



damn you're such a hottie
Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by koffos(m): 4:51pm On Mar 23, 2020
Goalnaldo:
I successfully read to the end of a thread without a nairalander reigning insults on another. I think this is only the second time I've experienced such in this 2020. We need more of this kind of topics. smiley
.. someone thinks calling her delusional is an insult .. so she called me a swine which is an actual insult..


how did you miss that, .. you shouldn't have read without your glasses

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Romance / Re: You Can Pick Only One During Quarantine For A Month: by koffos(m): 4:37pm On Mar 23, 2020
FIFA and free Wi-Fi..


FIFA should substitute for gta abeg.





sex is overrated
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Shaking UK With Cleavage Showing Outfit, See This Oyinbo Men. PHOTOS by koffos(m): 4:11pm On Mar 23, 2020
hol up .. that white man at her back shey na corona dey make am wake like zombie abi him dey pose

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Education / Re: Which Is A Harder Course by koffos(m): 7:52am On Mar 23, 2020
johnny6211:
Both are simple
but which is simpler
Foreign Affairs / Re: SA To Build Fence On Zimbabwe Border 'To Stem Virus' by koffos(m): 10:44pm On Mar 22, 2020
IronGalaxy:
LOL, go to sleep mandingo
... whiteslicker..




hahahah

Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by koffos(m): 10:41pm On Mar 22, 2020
Honeydenz:

Must you throw insults as if you were the guy in question, birds of a feather! this is why most ladies don't like to comment on sensitive matters like this...if I decide to pay attention to you now u will run away from NL...you swine!
.. delusional is not an insult woman .. I'd implore you to go read your dictionary.



start with me .. hahahaha .. you really don't want to, I promise you

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Foreign Affairs / Re: SA To Build Fence On Zimbabwe Border 'To Stem Virus' by koffos(m): 10:23pm On Mar 22, 2020
IronGalaxy:
Lol, of course, speaking to an actual white person will come such a luxury to you my Uncle Tom friend, no suprises
.. lawd .. can't you keep naija/nigeria out of your head one sec.. how much more obsessed can you be .. damn

Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by koffos(m): 10:14pm On Mar 22, 2020
Honeydenz:

We both cheated on each other.

Most Guys are fund of one bad thing, and that is sharing their partners bedroom matters with their fellow guys. I had this guy in school, lives in same hostel. He had a fancy room, I was watching "Merlin" on his plasma TV not knowing its already 12 midnight. He came touching, romance followed then d real thing. It continued for a months until his friend came around to visit him.
He narrated all our sex escapades to his friend, describing me as a LovePeddler and worst, his friend seek his permission to have his share and he granted it, unknown to him I was drying my washed clothes closed to his window so I heard all their discussion loud and clear. I was really hurt. But I decided to make him feel the pains I felt.
Before days the foolish friend came to my room, acting friendly, I played along. First, I stopped my boyfriend from having access to my body totally, when he noticed I now more closer to his friend he even became jealous. I allowed the friend sex me, and make sure he inform his friend as well, this shattered his ego and before long nigga became so thin. One day he came asking me what he did wrong that I no longer pay attention to him, then I narrated all that he said to his friend about our sex life, nigga was shocked! And defenseless, he was just stammering. He started to beg me but already I have started to love his friend more than him, until the said friend traveled to California, USA.

Note: all these while I was still cooking his meals, I could have decided to poison him if I wanted to, most guys think they are smart, but they aren't.
.. your puzzay was shagged by two friends and you think you won ..



if you really believe your main boo was hurt by sleeping with his friend, then you must be delusional.. lol hahahaha. you never said something

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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by koffos(m): 10:08pm On Mar 22, 2020
XhosaNostra:


I won't. Go jump off the 3rd Mainland bridge, dumbo.
.. hahahahaha .. cool.. keep up with the famzin
Education / Which Is A Harder Course by koffos(m): 10:02pm On Mar 22, 2020
between microbiology and science laboratory technology





also could someone help with a course that is science inclined but with less calculations??

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Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 1:54pm On Mar 19, 2020
IronGalaxy:
Another irony...*sigh*
sad
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And His Son, Zion Eating Local Nigerian Food by koffos(m): 1:00pm On Mar 19, 2020
Froshloaded:

Delete it
You don't need to deactivate, just stay off nl
better shoot that shot nw and stop acting like a puccy
Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 12:40pm On Mar 19, 2020
IronGalaxy:
yawn..
.. leave Nigerians alone dude... we didn't ask you guys to be white worshipper
Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 12:37pm On Mar 19, 2020
XhosaNostra:


Obsessed with making a nuisance of ourselves here, yes.
.. really ?? haha .. but wait I didn't say anything that's not true .. what you pissed at for now .. you know we're the upcoming latest couple on nl grin
Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 9:51am On Mar 19, 2020
XhosaNostra:


Is the bolded supposed to be an insult? It's actually a compliment to the South Africans for learning a foreign language using only their observation skills, considering that not many of us associate with Nigerians in real life. It shows they have the mental alertness, agility & capacity, to absorb new information.

Anyway, we still go tok am laidis because we CAN. If you no like am, goan drink sniper jejeley, bros! Ses'fikile! Hosh!
... or it's just an obsession

Romance / Re: How Can I Stop Being Too Nice? by koffos(m): 9:18am On Mar 19, 2020
Jaqenhghar:
What do you think?
.. I can't tell
Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 8:59am On Mar 19, 2020
IronGalaxy:
I mean, for example, I'll talk about South Africa, when something in SA is positive, you'll see Nigerians praising whites and lambasting blacks. I regularly hear comments like " the black man is cursed, backward, etc" others keep on lamenting the day the Whiteman left Nigeria, others yearn for a re-colonization, people make threads about Nigerians married with whites or how a white person was seen in the streets of Kaduna eating Garri etc, it's ridiculous really and I see this almost everyday. the comment " South Africa wouldn't be what it is without whites" is an everyday occurence
.

clown.. is that what you call an obsession hahaha . a man lamenting about his because he wants a betterment for it in which case compares it to the whites man's own is now an obsession. OK.. then it's very safe to say you lots are obsessed about Nigerians..

1st. you spend alot if time Nigerian forum.
you attack Nigerians for no reason

hell you're even trying to speak our language.



you butt you mouth in cases you don't have a say in.

not to talk about the obessession with 9ja males because you think they swoop your females out of your hands .lol.
well it's no news your females are obsessed about us. hahaha..

so much for obsession bruh
Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 8:16am On Mar 19, 2020
XhosaNostra:



My dear, I've not even had my 1st cup of caffeine yet. Wait for it. It's very important because it makes me nicer to people who start BS this early in the morning.
.. alright .. drink up real fast.. I need you at your best.. leggo ..
Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 8:12am On Mar 19, 2020
XhosaNostra:


And what's it to you?
.. nothing. lets just say I plan on having my hands on them ..



can't you tell if someone is unto you

Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 7:05am On Mar 19, 2020
XhosaNostra:



Is vuvuzela a voice or an instrument? Funny because even that has been adopted by other countries. The Russians were playing vuvuzelas during their world cup grin

Take it how you like.
.. you sound like you do have a saggy boobs .. I bet Nigerians has squeezed the life out of those boobs
Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 6:59am On Mar 19, 2020
XhosaNostra:


Na so tongue
.. funny how you're fond of our language. living on this forum and still talking thrash about my country with those two fa.gs
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop Being Too Nice? by koffos(m): 6:49am On Mar 19, 2020
Jaqenhghar:

In Niggeria being nice = being stupid. They don't know the difference. Thats why you see bullies like SARS and those soldiers, no one sweats them. They are revered.
.. are you Nigerian
Romance / Re: Ladies!!! I Don't Understand This Habit by koffos(m): 6:46am On Mar 19, 2020
XhosaNostra:

Sure will.
.

Romance / Re: Ladies!!! I Don't Understand This Habit by koffos(m): 6:43am On Mar 19, 2020
XhosaNostra:

Who gives a shìt? I said what I said.
.. OK .. keep saying that
Romance / Re: Ladies!!! I Don't Understand This Habit by koffos(m): 6:34am On Mar 19, 2020
XhosaNostra:
Maybe she doesn't wanna be seen with you grin is regretful & doesn't wanna look at that face any longer than it is necessary cheesy or most probable, she's just being respectful of...whomever.
.. he said it's an habit .. it's not just a one girl thing . Missy
Romance / Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by koffos(m): 6:25am On Mar 19, 2020
ilengend.. suppose dey among your instrumentalist.. that one sabi play guitar..


xhosanostra.. as choir mistress .. she said foreigners troops into their country to come and watch s.a women sing .. because they have very good voices .. I laugh in Xhosa haha.


petyprincess. suppose dey as female bodyguard unto say go dey attack anybody anyhow.

tohyorsih2
. no suppose dey among na.. na patient zero for corona na .. una prayer no go work on.. unto say she pack plenty of them virus inside her big nyash

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Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 4:54pm On Mar 18, 2020
XhosaNostra:


Not forgetting the attractive & eye-catching culture, that's 2nd to none on the continent.
.. this right here is the main eye catching.. remove this and your culture is insignificant as the p in psychology. y'all should stop shitting yourself.. you can brag about shiit thanks to your Gods(white men)

Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 3:43pm On Mar 18, 2020
IronGalaxy:
I love your sense of humour Mandingo grin grin grin
.. Good for you.. white asslicking mofo
Politics / Re: 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa by koffos(m): 3:41pm On Mar 18, 2020
IronGalaxy:
A Nigerian proverb..
... accept the bitter truth and stop changing my words

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