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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by koffos(m): 10:09pm On Feb 28, 2020
pocohantas:
He didn’t have money.

Broke guys are always amazing. grin
.. evening newspaper are always amazing

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by koffos(m): 10:08pm On Feb 28, 2020
DCmonster:
Mtchew! Melo no ara we Gaan?? Awa Omo naija ama do e paa.
.. eleyi onshey Omoh southy original.. ko ni'di, ko'lomu.. gbo gbo eh con pelebe b board. kosi Kan kan to fe do Lara eleyi jor

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by koffos(m): 10:04pm On Feb 28, 2020
XhosaNostra:


I have slippers. Satisfied?

My ass doesn't need saving, thank you very much. I'm no damsel in distress. See, this is the major problem I have with some of you here. You can dish it out, but cannot take it. Who made the comparison & belittled others 1st?
.. nah you lying. how would you have a slippers. how often do you get touched.. no you can't.

but you did the belittling first.. you measured the guy up all because he was scared of dogs. who knows if it's just a phobia or he's just that has some allergy to dogs. you can't tell.. but you concluded he was a coward and can't be with.. so to me you started.. while I was only playing around by saying those weakling thing cause I sure as hell didn't mean it.



sorry

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Music/Radio / Re: LF Hit. by koffos(m): 8:36pm On Feb 28, 2020
Blu03:
undecided

stop fooling yourself. My toothbrush has more lenght than that baby carrot between your legs...
Go deal with your low self_esteem.
... hahaha .. same carrot, you were sucking like your life depended on it and shiit .. damn sure I heard you singing praises about how long it was. yeah you did Even though I was filled with ecstasy thanks to your gorgeous mouth .

baby .. why you think I've got L. S. E?? .. I wasnt the begging to suck that dick like a Lil Ghanaian slutty bvtch
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by koffos(m): 8:25pm On Feb 28, 2020
XhosaNostra:


LMFAO. Let's not go there. I grew up around daring men who grab a knife by the blade, hence I cannot be with a weasel of a man. South African men set that standard for me, not foreign men. Nigerian men talk & take off their clothes grin South African men, DO. They're not big talkers or strippers. South African men are many things, but cowards & sissies, they're not. They have way too much aggression to be cowards.
TBH, I think I may be too much for a typical Nigerian guy to handle grin
.. shiit.. why you talking down on Nigeria men like that .. was about to save yo flat board ass from the weaklings you call men .. well keep doing your thing with them .. just tell me if you've got melons on those chest of yours why you dodging that?? .. are those flat too??

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by koffos(m): 8:23pm On Feb 28, 2020
XhosaNostra:


LMFAO. Let's not go there. I grew up around daring men who grab a knife by the blade, hence I cannot be with a weasel of a man. South African men set that standard for me, not foreign men. Nigerian men talk & take off their clothes grin South African men, DO. They're not big talkers or strippers. South African men are many things, but cowards & sissies, they're not. They have way too much aggression to be cowards.
TBH, I think I may be too much for a typical Nigerian guy to handle grin
.. shiit.. why you talking down on Nigeria men like that .. was about to save yo flat board ass from the weaklings you call men .. well keep doing your thing with them .. just tell me if you've got melons on those chest of yours why you dodging that?? .. are those flat too??

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Romance / Re: Anti_spam Bot, Blu03 Hates You. by koffos(m): 7:54pm On Feb 28, 2020
Froshloaded:
grin grin Okay no p
.. fck off already .. I said she's busy mann

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Romance / Re: Anti_spam Bot, Blu03 Hates You. by koffos(m): 7:51pm On Feb 28, 2020
Blu03:
[s]
*yawns*
.. yeah just like that . keep those beautiful mouth open and suck the shiit outta me .. yeah just like that baby girl
Romance / Re: Anti_spam Bot, Blu03 Hates You. by koffos(m): 7:50pm On Feb 28, 2020
Froshloaded:
grin
Waiting for you] smiley
.. she ain't going no where bruh .. she's busy rapping with my dick right now

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Romance / Re: Anti_spam Bot, Blu03 Hates You. by koffos(m): 7:48pm On Feb 28, 2020
Blu03:
shocked
What's my name?
You're more like herpes than a troll.
.. amma make a thread about our sexcapdes from back when very soon .. baby.. you know you love that 9 inches

Romance / Re: Anti_spam Bot, Blu03 Hates You. by koffos(m): 7:46pm On Feb 28, 2020
Blu03:
i know...but why is it fun hurting me?
sucking a dick don't hurt baby. I swr.. mine doesn't
Romance / Re: Anti_spam Bot, Blu03 Hates You. by koffos(m): 7:44pm On Feb 28, 2020
Blu03:
shocked
What's my name?
You're more like herpes than a troll.
.. your name *scoffs* .. iono that shiiit no more .. yeah and I'm right on your genitals like

Music/Radio / Re: LF Hit. by koffos(m): 7:38pm On Feb 28, 2020
Blu03:
Leave online rapping to the pros
[pics up mic]
"Yo! Baby blu in the house"
"it's gonna get dirty tonight!"
.

.

.
"it seems like the damn mic is faulty"
[drops microphone]

ABCthings, i like the first one berra.
tongue
.. yeah leave em faulty mics alone.. they're no better.

grab the 9inches in between my legs, it's gon make you rap shiit all night long like a pro

Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by koffos(m): 7:28pm On Feb 28, 2020
Giddiebabalaw:
She told me that her pastor told her that I will definitely leave her that if she is recalcitrant about leaving me alone, that I will disappoint her in the end. She attend one of the white garment church and effort to convince her that am here to stay prove abortive. She believe her pastor more than God.
.. nuh.. if two people ain't meant to be together.. they ain't. using my parents as an example.. they should have listened to the pastor.. now they're apart and messing with my gaddem life

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by koffos(m): 7:23pm On Feb 28, 2020
XhosaNostra:
We weren't really dating, just getting to know each other, but I was still unsure about him because he was short & kind of boring. He was eligible in every other aspect though- educated, extremely intelligent, good paying job, nice flat, a great cook etc. What made up my mind about him was something I'm sure many people wouldn't consider such a big deal. I found him a little cowardly lol. He was scared of dogs. He actually shrieked when two little ones were coming at us! I was like, um okay, no, he's not for me. I like guys with a bit devil may care in them, not one that screams like a banshee.
.. that was one sissy dude.. s. a guys are weaklings, holy lord.. what kind if a man gets scared of little dogs .. we Nigerian men are not even scared if tigers not to talk of dogs .. baby come down here and lemme show how much devil may cry not care we are..


now my question from yday. have you melons on your chest??

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Romance / Re: Anti_spam Bot, Blu03 Hates You. by koffos(m): 7:15pm On Feb 28, 2020
MiVida:
Oh my! Wow, this guy's not gon sleep tonight.


Thanks for the advice dear.
actually .. I would bwoy.. things like that are expected and I just laugh them off .. now watch me incinerate her
Romance / Re: Anti_spam Bot, Blu03 Hates You. by koffos(m): 7:10pm On Feb 28, 2020
Blu03:
undecided

the words of a man with low self_esteem...
Cc: MiVida
I get your point. Well like biGDhAp pointed out, your education matters alot. And these cheap girls would have numerous lovers. With many sex partners, the risk of STDs is very high.
A young man like yourself shouldn't waste his time, energy and resources curing gonorrhea...
Leave that to Koffos, who is by right a sexually transmitted virus.
. I was this close to not troll you again and you had to just upset me again.

now amma make you deactivate this account until you suck my dick Lil baby butch.. you'd be surprise, I know you out of nl
Romance / Re: Anti_spam Bot, Blu03 Hates You. by koffos(m): 7:06pm On Feb 28, 2020
Blu03:
why are you trolling me?
.. cause it's fun baby and I like you
Romance / Re: Anti_spam Bot, Blu03 Hates You. by koffos(m): 12:11am On Feb 28, 2020
Blu03:
Thanks for the apology. You're still a m. o. r. o. n.
.. nah .. i'm your baby boy with the 9inches .. smiles
Romance / Re: Anti_spam Bot, Blu03 Hates You. by koffos(m): 9:48pm On Feb 27, 2020
Blu03:
grin go and tell Bot that i'm coming for ... um ... it.
That moniker was valuable!
you got banned
hahahahah .. sorry baby
Romance / Re: See What A Lady Sent To Me When I Couldn't Give Her Money. by koffos(m): 5:20pm On Feb 27, 2020
Chocolatte01:
cool

you're a nonentity... I don't mind your display of pure idiocy. tongue
I've given you my attention now. Next time you gonna have to work hard...
.. genuinely would have stopped trolling. you if you had just said.



yes baby .. bring that ďick of your and pour your cum on my face
Romance / Re: See What A Lady Sent To Me When I Couldn't Give Her Money. by koffos(m): 5:14pm On Feb 27, 2020
Chocolatte01:
undecided
I don't get it?
should I stop trolling you?
Culture / Re: Hausafulani Ladies Are The Most Finest In Africa(photos) by koffos(m): 5:13pm On Feb 27, 2020
XhosaNostra:

lipsrsealed
say something
Culture / Re: Hausafulani Ladies Are The Most Finest In Africa(photos) by koffos(m): 5:09pm On Feb 27, 2020
XhosaNostra:


Loooooool. Take it or leave it, the board stays.
.. oh crap.. I guess I'll manage the board then ..



if the back is a board the front are melons right?
Culture / Re: Hausafulani Ladies Are The Most Finest In Africa(photos) by koffos(m): 5:05pm On Feb 27, 2020
XhosaNostra:


No.
.. go get that ass botched.. what am I suppose to enjoy if I wanna do you
Culture / Re: Hausafulani Ladies Are The Most Finest In Africa(photos) by koffos(m): 5:01pm On Feb 27, 2020
XhosaNostra:

Only Jah-Jah knows grin
.. are you skinny
Romance / Re: When Last Did You Say "I Love You"? by koffos(m): 4:59pm On Feb 27, 2020
Chocolatte01:
undecided

it's very fragile...
I'm done here.
.. wait up.. you can't just leave me having a boner.. wouldn't you suck some cock
Culture / Re: Hausafulani Ladies Are The Most Finest In Africa(photos) by koffos(m): 4:58pm On Feb 27, 2020
XhosaNostra:


Flat as a checkerboard, unfortunately grin
you're kidding right .. how wouldn't you measure up to the stereotype of s. a Women..

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