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Your mates are thinking of life changing innovations, see wetin you dey think.. Smh.

Why didn't I read this when I was still in school sef?

All these local politicians sef.. **yimu**

egift:
What you will be hearing today is "Good Morning, Mr. Speaker" - No more "Your Excellency"

Chai, life is mysterious

who dash monkey banana? Speaker ko **yimu** He is becoming an ordinary floor member jor! Shey dem never elect new speaker since? He will rather hear "good morning Fintiri" or "good morning bros"..

optimumprimus:
He will survive . the ebola virus only kills black people because black people are closely related to apes .
source :fact

your father!

20pounds:
This one? He cannot win!


He is another Suswam...or worse.

lol Bros you harsh o.

Go open your own if you no like am.

Did I ever stop eating bush meat?

This is what you get when you put intelligent and young people incharge.. The minister of Agric is the only person you can boast about in GEJ's cabinet.

The only way out is to have an APC controlled house of assembly. Whenever he misbehaves, impeach him.

Shey na thesame hole dey in-between their legs?.. I prefer the two of them jare
.

Carry all these small pikin talks comot from here abeg...

Op, you don't have a brain.

Eleyi gidi gan.. I've never imagined this kind of story in my life.. ahn ahn..

EdCure: Nigeria is blessed beyond words!

How number of private jets take show say Naija dey blessed? Abi you no get wetin to comment?

I thought PDP took the "five rebel" governors to court for decamping to APC

Politics is nothing without opposition.. I love the fact that Mr. President has major opposition in the south south in the persons of Ameachi, Oshiomole, Timipreye and co.. It shows we are really in a democracy.

Na wah o, dat your babe body odour na legendary one be dat o..

Okworigeorge: 2face idibia is already a success in his own field and as of surpassing sen. Mark if he tends to venture into politics, it's likely

Oiyi, you need PDP "rices" as soon as possible! why you come dey fly our native colour ontop empty stomach naw

It's to long.

FlyboyZee: e plenty for Bayelsa so tay we no dey even notice am again. As in e don become part of our background for Yenagoa.

Driven on land or water?

I enjoy some of these Ghana/Southafrica bashing threads on nairaland most times not because I actually hate these countries but because that's the only time you see nairanlanders kicking out tribalism and speak as NIGERIANS.. Enemies become friends on threads such as this only to be found cursing out each other on a different topic concerning Nigeria's internal politics.

Give da niggur his 2milla already and face something else..

Warrisdis? Only you post, only you quote yourself, only you reply yourself..

Dey poverty wey dey dia na die o.. Weed is the cheapest means of nutrition they can afford.

erunz: @Op Guy u are more clueless for not being able u understand what the president meant by that statement. When u are in Lagos u are almost in Nigeria meaning Lagos have virtually all ethnic groups in Nigeria, Living in it. I.e Lagos is a mini Nigeria. See as u come dey embarrass urself all cos of hatred. Mtewwwwww

for your mind now you don answer question abi? That statement totally made no sense. He could have passed his message better using different choice of words.. "When I touch my prick, it feels as if I'm touching a part of my body".. How e sound for your ears?