₦airaland Forum

chelseabmw:
some people are dead among the living though!

Yes, people like Chelseabmw and Kelvinj

A female snoring Its unusual.

Losers:

1. Micheal Andooka (The dullest artoney general so far)

2. Dora Akunyili (Lost her inegrity)

3. Sacked Bank MDs (I don't have any Nigerian as my role model again, thanks to them)

4. Bode George (A sacred cow turned cursed cow)

5. Federal government of Nigeria (Failed to keep to their promise of 600Mgwatts)

Winners:

1. Charles Soludo (Against all odds)

2. Festus Keyamo and Federal high court (For putting Bode George where he rightly belongs)

3. Niger delta militants (At last they got away)

4. ASUU (Finally, an agreement is signed)

5. Nuhu Ribadu and Nasir El'Rufai (Still free men)

Mekusxyz:
Fashola can never rule Nigeria in the nearest future. Yoruba have had their turn. So cut the crap.

I can't believe somebody can still make such a statement in the year 2010. You must be part of the older generation of Nigerians I guess, if you are not then better wake up and join the new breeeds ok? Let the most competente man get the job irrespective of tribe, religion, e.t.c.

And he is a SAN

Do people still pay bride price?

Obama: Good day Mr. Goodluck

Goodluck: (peeing in his pants ) Goo-ood day sir! (stamerring)Please on behalf of the "good" people of Nigeria I am very sorry for what one of us attempted to do. Please forgive us sir, you know our president is not around sir, he is very sick sir. (Sweating like a christmas goat)I am handicapped now sir, but I have tried the little I can sir, I "pleaded" with our security cheifs to begin investigation into this issue sir but they are still on holiday in their villages. I promise to beg them as soon as the holiday is over. Meanwhile, don't mind that our minister of information sir, the first statement she made did no emanate from us sir, You know she is trying to re-brand us so in her dictionary there is no "bad Nigerian". Sir to show that we are sorry, we are ready to convert the 7billion naira budgeted for the building of my house into building a new embassy for the US in Nigeria. That will not be called mis-appropraition sir, we will call it project of National importance, sir, sir,,

Obama: (Cuts in, yawning) Save your self the explanation mr. Goodluck. We are used to you people already. I only called to wish you and your people a happy new year thats all.

Goodluck: (Relieved) Ah! Good bless you sir, we wish you thesame sir.

Obama: TO BE CONTINUED

talknafree:
You are not ready for marriage but enjoying what 'only' married men should be enjoying.

guy i dey vex with you i swear,

Who tell you say na only married men suppose dey enjoy am? No make me vex o!

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=374895.msg5236378#msg5236378 date=1262462132]Bhoy!! She's mean!!!

@Poster, no mind ha oooo[/quote]How have you contributed to this post now?

Are you in love with your best friend's ex?

I can't believe this, a 27 year old doesn't know what to do coz his girl is pregnant.lol.

Guy you were man enough to dip your stick in there, so the earlier you started accepting your responsibilities like a man, the better for you, your girl and your parents. Abortion for what? See you big mouth!

According to research, Guys, if your girfriend have never farted in your presence that means there are still so many things she is hiding from you. Just read this. How true is this?

lol Make we dey see who own go work.

Ladies of these days never cease to amaze me.lol

Dem no born am well make she no wash my cloth.

ayinba1:
P.S. One of the Senators replied already. I just asked permission to post it. Please people just let us put our money where our mouths are. CAll, email, do something other than complain.

Can we see his/her reply? we are waitin.

For me I give it to "ALWAYS" No more checks . What about you?

sammyzacks:
I AM SURE IT'S GONNA BE A HAPPY ENDING FOR NIGERIA.

Meaning?

Matin:
Who exactly will salvage this country?

Boko haram

@ Poster

Are you ok?

NTA has a website

"Ibru and Erastus".To think that these were some of the people we had in mind as perfect role models beats my imgination. That woman is a disgrace to the African waman.The man is a disgrace to chritiandom. They are even worse than politician. They should be striped of their numerous awards and National honor.

I heard he is with some spiritualist in Saudi.

How come you guys are checking you genotype for the first time?

Nigerian girls are different from the girls in your school. I suspect is one of these Aje-kpako schools around.

Isn't she the "born-again" CEO? At her age, I wonder what she still wants to do with money.

edoyad:
Ok, yakubu Gowon is the Chairman of IGI, that makes him a billionaire in Naira i guess ?

What a comparism.lol. Besides who told you the Gowon guy isn't a billionaire?

Who th

edoyad:
Punkin, Someone was calling her a gold digger that's why i was trying to show her father could higher the senior Mutallab as his secretary. Don't you know such people who can kill for what they believe can love passionately.

Will you shut up?! How can you compare some struggling surgeon's wealth to that of the Chiarman of one of the most successful banks in Africa? Are you ok?

bombsquad:
see all of them politicians and political neophytes. .they dont want military. .well fools,if u dont want militia,fix the darn country. .idiots

Can we start by fixing you phycotic brain?

is this why you are called bombsquad?lol