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Adverts / Build Your Business Easily With Professionals by kokoletz(m): 11:01am On Oct 19, 2018
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Religion / Re: In Genesis 1: 26, God Was Talking To Someone, Do You Know The Person ? by kokoletz(m): 7:40pm On May 04, 2016
ifenes:


The book of Genesis was originally written by the Sumerians. "Let there be light" was added by the editors of the Bible.It had nothing to do with a god. The Sumerians recognized the Sun as the light of the world. The Sun came to rescue life on the planet according to them.

"Let us make man in our image" was a conversation between biological beings who visited the planet to mine gold. They were called the Giants,The Elohim,"sons of god". El is singular god,Elohim is plural in Aramaic. The Sumerians called them The Anunnaki(those who from heaven come)

This is why it is obvious there is no god. The Bible is an Aurthur of confusion.


Hey bro it's very clear u re not too sound upstairs but I'd rather pple don't banta words with you cos am sure one day u will eat ur words
Romance / Re: Cutest Proposal Letter On Social Network by kokoletz(m): 7:26pm On Apr 29, 2016
Lols
Autos / Re: (duke Autos) Volkwagon Sharon Spacebus For 500k by kokoletz(m): 11:12am On Jul 23, 2015
is this bus still available I need it
Business / Re: Drop Your Bussiness Profession Here And Get A Call From Any Nairalanders by kokoletz(m): 1:32pm On Jul 13, 2015
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Romance / Re: Cutest Proposal Letter On Social Network by kokoletz(m): 1:00pm On Oct 01, 2014
LMAO
Adverts / Cheapest Accounting Template For Your Business by kokoletz(m): 5:57pm On Jan 10, 2014
Hurray! Hurray!! Hurray!!

Accounting for your business transaction now made easy. We have just design an accounting template that best attend to recording your financial transactions.

The accounting template is design to assist you prepare your Trial Balance, Profit and loss and balance sheet, with this accounting template you can be keeping your financial records without the help of an accountant.

Also it helps you keep track of your expenses thereby assisting you to keep track of how you spend your money and also help you see what you have spend on every expense head.

The template can be design specifically to suit your company and any other requirement you may need.

Kindly contact Henry Femi on 08023953089 or 07033518510 or henryfamo@yahoo.com
Religion / Re: Please Can Tattoo Take One To HELL by kokoletz(m): 4:10pm On Nov 08, 2013
dejilg: it strikes me with aww! Wen ppl are just spiritually dead! Get ur tattos! No one is stopping u!

you are right
Romance / Re: Cutest Proposal Letter On Social Network by kokoletz(m): 1:29pm On Oct 23, 2013
Ms_ShaQ: Am sure d babe would follow you to the "altar" and nt "alter" undecided

yea if she follow me to d altar, this would make her alter her father's name[b][/b]
Romance / Re: Cutest Proposal Letter On Social Network by kokoletz(m): 1:14pm On Oct 23, 2013
190-the-clown:
OP wat is this oooooooooooooh!!


breaks down into tears cry cry cry

pls dnt cry owk.. Becos if u nt careful i go join u o grin
Romance / Re: Cutest Proposal Letter On Social Network by kokoletz(m): 1:10pm On Oct 23, 2013
speeder: Its cute. One I told my current girlfriend even though we were already dating "I have always loved you from afar even before we started dating"

awwwwwww dats lovely

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Romance / Cutest Proposal Letter On Social Network by kokoletz(m): 10:51am On Oct 22, 2013
You followed me on FACEBOOK

You followed me on TWEETER

You followed me on BBM

You followed me on INSTAGRAM

Pls follow me to MAMA

while I take you to ALTER.....

PLS AM WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE.
Religion / Re: Please Can Tattoo Take One To HELL by kokoletz(m): 10:42am On Oct 22, 2013
rapture_ready: While there is no direct bible injuction against it (that I know of yet grin), possibly because maybe there was no tatooing yet during the time of bible writing.

It falls under what the bible is saying in;

1 john 2:15 ... Love not the world neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the father is not in him.
For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eye, and the pride of life, is not of the father, but is of the world

1 corinth 6:20 ... For ye are bought with a price, therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit which are God's

You actually sound like you are on a fishing expedition though and will do whatever you want regardless.

Anyway you have God's word, so it's your choice.

And thank God I got here first before them atheists.


please read Leviticus 19:28
Religion / Re: Frosbel: How Can God Have A God? by kokoletz(m): 3:00pm On Oct 21, 2013
@hisblud, pls let me ask u dis b4 answering ur question, pls wh level of education hv u attain and i mean d highest becos wat u read in Hebrews 1:9 is just a simple english ok

Heb 1:9 You love what is right and hate what is wrong.
Therefore God, your God, has anointed you,
pouring out the oil of joy on you more than on anyone else.”*

pls wat u shuld understand is dat the writer is just trying to express more or rather explain more about d God he was refering to by mentioning God earlier ok, for more biblical explanation contact me anytim ok.... henryfamo@yahoo.com
Religion / Please Can Tattoo Take One To HELL by kokoletz(m): 2:49pm On Oct 21, 2013
Guys just want to know before I go do am oo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Romance / Re: Please Heeeeellllllp, She Asked Me To Write My Will by kokoletz(m): 9:55am On Oct 18, 2013
carlos1:

And they r not even married yet. God knows i will beat Usian Bolt in this kind of race

grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Please Heeeeellllllp, She Asked Me To Write My Will by kokoletz(m): 10:15pm On Oct 16, 2013
Kirinwa:

You people never fail to surprise me.Like seriously?What kind of prayer do you expect from a man who harbours a woman in his house before marriage and sees nothing wrong with fornication.

Paul I know,Jesus I know.Who are you!Has demon slapped you before? cry

father have mercy
Romance / Re: Please Heeeeellllllp, She Asked Me To Write My Will by kokoletz(m): 9:45pm On Oct 09, 2013
alienware: I suspect all u got ( those cars and the crib) was as a result of bisola's spiritual connection.

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked omg
Investment / Re: [renewable Energy Project] Looking For Local Investors As Equity Holders by kokoletz(m): 9:43pm On Oct 09, 2013
my email is henryfamoatyahoo.com.... send me details
Jokes Etc / Re: Fun Time!!! by kokoletz(m): 10:08pm On Oct 08, 2013
Beta for me o, so if u turn ur sef into ATM machine I will out u in my bedrum and keep spending d money...... lobatan grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Please Heeeeellllllp, She Asked Me To Write My Will by kokoletz(m): 9:54pm On Oct 08, 2013
Atk 01: There is nothing wrong in writing your will now, but be careful of that lady. If possible, don't will anything to her yet. If after marriage you feel comfortable with her, you can re-write your will. Good luck!

its so scary to imagine writing d WILL
Romance / Re: Please Heeeeellllllp, She Asked Me To Write My Will by kokoletz(m): 9:47pm On Oct 08, 2013
rad8: RIP in advance dude

grin grin grin bad dude
Romance / Re: Please Heeeeellllllp, She Asked Me To Write My Will by kokoletz(m): 10:12am On Oct 08, 2013
Eebrahym: It was just a dream

did u say just a dream? even when she requested for a WILL?
Romance / Please Heeeeellllllp, She Asked Me To Write My Will by kokoletz(m): 10:01am On Oct 08, 2013
I met Bisola on the social network and we were so close to the point that we decided to make it real by bringing our social love life to reality. we have been dating for 7months now and during the period so many things changed for me, amongst which is I completed my building project, I acquired a Morano jeep and also got her Rave 4.

As usual Bisola used to spend the weekend with me and we love it so much because we don't see each other until weekends. Now on this fateful day or should I call it un-fateful day, after eating our dinner, we watched a very interesting movie and we retire to bed. We couldn't chat much that nite like we use to do becos I was very tired, only for me to see my self again in the dream laughing and smiling and running around with Bisola in our gather.

Bisola asked if I care for a drink and I answered that she should get me orange juice becos am really thirsty. she rushed into the house but I noticed it took her some time before she could come out with the drink but I overlooked all that because of the love I have for her. After few minutes of taking the drink I observed that my stomach was turning me and I started coughing out blood and it occurred to me that she poisoned the drink but to cut the long story short I died in the dream (God forbid).

I work up from the dream and noticed that Bisola was not beside me, I guess she must be in the kitchen becos that was her usual habit, I then walk into the kitchen we greeted ourself the usual way and after few minutes Bisola shocked me to the bone with the question she asked me.... she said ''Honey don't you think its high time you write your WILL'' shocked shocked ..... I almost fainted and immediately the dream came back to me.

Please what is your advice? becos our wedding day is fast approaching, should I dump Bisola or should I go on with the marriage pls help me cos am scared.
Travel / Re: Lagos Plane Crash: List Of Passengers & Survivors by kokoletz(m): 8:25pm On Oct 03, 2013
Dafa:

What's the meaning oh End Time, if propers measures were taken, that plane wouldn't have crashed.

there is more to this thing than meet the eye ok.... its not the issue of failed engine
Career / Re: Trained Accountants Your Help Is Needed. by kokoletz(m): 10:21pm On Oct 02, 2013
Bro to b candid with you, you can never get an accurate answer to your post, u knw y cos we accountants have different view about ACCA and ICAN. A lot of pple prefer ACCA not only becos its recognized all over the world but all becos Nigerian employers prefer international certificate to our own local certificate.

I am very sorry am really not chanced to gv u full details of my own view now but when next i visit here I will gv u my own view of both professional bodies
Business To Business / Re: Opportunities Exist For Agents In A Mobile Phone Recharge Business by kokoletz(m): 10:11pm On Oct 02, 2013
C_Ronaldo:

Bro, I'm sorry about that, I remembered the day you wanted to come was on Saturday but unfortunately, we didn't open that day.

The reason why I didn't call back is that I had many contacts during that period and your number got missed up. So, I'm sorry about that. The business is very much alive and we are moving gradually. Please send me your contact again and I will get in tourch

my contact is 08023953089, 07033518510 or henryfamo@yahoo.com
Investment / Re: [renewable Energy Project] Looking For Local Investors As Equity Holders by kokoletz(m): 7:22pm On Oct 02, 2013
na wa o
Crime / Re: Woman Who Poured Faeces On Female Banker Arraigned by kokoletz(m): 7:12pm On Oct 02, 2013
High_Chief: Yoruba women and their funny ways

high chief what has tribe got to do wit wat happened?
Business To Business / Re: Opportunities Exist For Agents In A Mobile Phone Recharge Business by kokoletz(m): 7:10pm On Oct 02, 2013
i called you weeks back that I am kind of interested in your bisness, that i would like to visit the address of your office in ketu but u told me your guys wont b around and that you will b in lagos soon and that as soon as you are in lagos you will contact me but up till now hv not heard from you. Are u really sure about dis bisness?

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