₦airaland Forum

9. When you meet a girl's father for the first time, the first thing he wants to know is what you do for a living. Dey play.


When you start your answer with "Actually" then her father loses interest

Otiku ole

where are the 2500 tractor

MIKOLOWISKA:
the 2500 tractors he bought don't count ba?
Nothing will satisfy you lot

This should even be a federal project ... The governor really tried on this one.

Yekini won't die if he has a federal project like this across the 36 states where people can rent million-naira worth of machineries for their farm at a cheap price

So I visit india often and Bangalore precisely and I can assure you that india police are not so different from Nigerian police. They are one of the most corrupt police in the world.

The reason why these Nigerians push drugs easily in india is because they get bailed after being caught. They just pay some huge amount of money and that's all.

See achievement everywhere

US will never leave a country until they destabilize it. Internal war loading...

This man just spent 4 years doing nothing, an old man like him with all his experiences.

The $516 million loan that was newly approved could even change the narrative if well spent... shared across four regions, giving each about ₦180 billion. That money could build real projects: an AI and software research center in Lagos with military grade software research and stuff, a world class hospital in Anambra with advanced equipment, a renewable energy lab in Kano producing solar panel in scale, and a textile manufacturing hub in Warri or Benin. These would create jobs and reduce Nigeria’s dependence on imports and foreign services.

Instead, he will be spend it on political campaigns.

These ones think Lagos is their inheritance

lol the dollar for primary is inside some ghana must go

Amotolongbo:
He was not sleeping, he was praying.

All these meetings no concern Atiku. Na the primary election concern am

The only people that will vote tinubu are those living under the rock

I had a quick conversation with a bike man few days ago, he said his prayer is for tinubu not to rig the election. He said everybody that is not politician in the north is shouting Peter obi or qwaqwanso I don't know how to spell his name

lol one less potential people Tinubu could buy to vote for him in 2027

Kdon2:
So you wan rush am go meet him maker ba?🤣

he's 50 without job

Kdon2:
All your options are filled with death traps. 😜

Tinubu is trying to pull new stunt for campaign

When government has failed the people severally

Give this advice to Xi Jinping or Lionel Messi

SoliBayNG:
If you cant speak the most common language how can you handle transactions easily? Yes, knowing how to speak English perfectly is an achievement. It has opened doors for many. That's why a lot of you are told to write TOEFL.

So speaking good English is also an economic achievement

Every new student should carefully choose what to study, especially in this changing world.

Soon, global decisions may have to step in to help decide what people need to do to earn a living and support themselves, but definitely it won't be the current jobs that we all have, not even medical doctor or lawyer, nobody is exempted when this A.I can perfectly use their legs and hand

Get one of these cable network... Direct cable

Respect it when people don't love you enough to spend the rest of their live with you

I had a conversation with one aboki this morning , the guy told me if Tinubu won't rig the election, majority of the north won't vote for him including him

It makes sense , and even hospitality businesses will make money because hotels must sell

Pharmacy will also sell more infection drugs

Restaurants and fast foods will also sell more because married men hardly take their wife out.

One tree can't make a forest. He has lost all his closs associates, is it now strangers that will be trusted? He should just leave come 2027.

He already failed to standardise the single most important thing that can make the economy work which is to uphold the rule of law, instead they have weaponized it and used it to their own benefits.

How much are you paying to use nairaland ? seun no mind these people o

Kimo21:
Seun…please can you remove these ads below people’s messages? Keep them were you used to before. It’s distracting please

Oh he's just realizing that Nigerian's are not going to vote him

If you are 50 without a job, then you should be willing to risk it all. It should be a game of get rich or die trying for you at such age.

1. Go and learn driving, there's always a job for long-distance driving, and with God on your side, you won't get kidnapped, but you can make as much as 1 million per month doing this. Lagos to Abuja is 40k to 50k; if you drive a 7-seat bus, that's about 350k. Fuel will take close to 150k, settlement and delivery might take up to 100k, but you are still left with 100k. If you do this 15 times out of 30 days in a month, that's 1.5 million naira.

2. Importation of rice from neighboring countries, they call them fayawo. I've never seen a poor person doing that business; they usually have a plug. It might not be so easy to do, considering that there are many police officers that are ready to take as much money as they want, and the more you can avoid them, the more you get.

3. Farming: there is much fertile land in Nigeria; if you go to the remote area, you will get acres of land at a cheap price. Look for one cash crop that you can cultivate, and before you know it, you will be swimming in money.

4. Join the Nigerian Military: they are always actively recruiting. If you don't get killed fighting insurgency and you get in as a graduate, you might be lucky.

dey play, even the best universities in Nigeria still remains in the Yoruba land are :

University of Ibadan , University of Ife, University of Lagos, Covenant University. Even any bland Nigeria will still take Bayero University Kano before considering any university in the east.

Tell me about literacy again if not for having an infrastructure that supports it

Continue doing the business, apply for visiting visa, go and come back, find a way to connect back to lautec or unilag and start one small business program, education is cheap in Nigeria, more expensive abroad... There's a new world order and we don't know what will be come of the job market in few years time. Don't go and waste your hard earn money on education.

Finish bsc in Nigeria then apply for masters abroad.

Sugar addiction is actually demonic; you need to fast and pray about it

I'm not even a very religious person but I know this for a fact.

daylay7:
I want to know how i can control this urge. I drink at least two pet bottles in a day. If i don't take it in a day, I won't be myself. How do I curb this behavior? I tried looking away, discipline myself but it is not working.

Ofcourse it has to be nice , the teams on the collaboration are strong

Oga there's no minor tribe in Nigeria. No tribe is better than another