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5minsmadness:
I 've never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing
or why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example…One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion started to heat up, but then she said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she said the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day, I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, high-end department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a tsunami. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. But, I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She appeared to be almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear; let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial means as a man, enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently, I'm not having sex tonight either.

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hahahahahaha you seriously nailed it! Best post have read today. Can stop smiling

anigbajumo:
This is 2ruly the ERA of change.......abeg hw many PDP senators remain in da house?



KOWA party will be the next opposition party,come 2019


Anyway,GEJ TILL 2019

lol. NO VACANCY IN ASO ROCK UNTIL 2019. Its really unbelievable and hard to accept dat it didnt come to pas. I truly understand how the wailers feel

Realgana:
I fit swear say the people behind this fraud are from Biafra.

you have an 80% chance of being correct

Jarus:
I thought traditional media should do investigations for social media. Surprised Vanguard are happily quoting social media as source. Lazy jounalism. Social Media where people quote "facts" from the air and challenge you "quote me anywhere". LOL

me sef taya o. Tomorrow o far again

adioolayi:
This source get as e be sha

http://www.authorityngr.com/2015/10/NNPC-denies-reports-on-
fuel-pump-price-reduction.html

my broda i think say na only me de see am. I no take either of them seriously.

Haba. Knee injury from where na? Him de play ball? Abi him fall from mat?

Princessderaa:
lol.

peace

hehehe

PROPUNTER:
Won 0-1 FT

this particulat game i actually went for over 1.5. Am so sad right now. I knew deep down it was gonna be a low scoring match but satan hijack am

PROPUNTER:
Ingrate what of other picks that have been winning no appreciation

you loose some Win some

pls dont mind de idiot. Thats how they behave. Wen things are going well they dont comment.

You dont have a wife. You just have a woman leaving in your house. Since you also are guilty there is no advice for both of than this. Either you break up or talk things out and the both of you re commit yourselves to de sanctity of marriage. Cos this isn't marriage.

Kai. These bookmakers de make profit o. Nice one for naija

Sure this only proves how brainless and wicked Pdp are.

Thumbs up. All de points are true. I just hope we listen and learn

Princessderaa:
.my mum? nah na ur gf mom accompanied her

na only u i sabi na

Princessderaa:
the one ur mom bought last Saturday

the one ur mom accompanied her to buy?

Princessderaa:
ur Macmillan textbook

you mean de one wei u borrow me?

Damalex4luv:
Two Idiota are above me

i just de look you like pork.

Princessderaa:
you suppose dey read

read wetin? NEWspaper?

Drop in de rice of oil did not start today. As matter of fact it started about 1 year ago. And world prices of oil doesn't translate to domestic prices. Infact it will only do de direct opposite. Lower prices of crude means lesser incomes to govt. And lesser incomes to govts means lesser money for subsidies and lesser money for subsidies means subsidy removal and subsidy removal means higher domestic prices! Now if a govt decides to crash de prices of its domestic oil it simply means de govt is ready to sacrifice more funds to paying subsidies. But another very importane factor dat can lead to domestic oil price fall is if domestic refineries come back online. It means reduced cost of production and subsequently fall in prices. I think your post is like a critique to de earlier post about fuel now #57naira. So here's ur answer. Fuel is not like any other commodity. After water and food na fuel i swear. So the normal laws of demand and supply will not work in all cases. It can only work de international markets and also complete and perfect capitalist markets like de Usa.

Princessderaa:
op how e take concern u?..






..who gossip don helo?

you suppose de sleep

Then you haven't started. I think my language ranks first. <PROUDLY IDOMA>

Spybradd:
nawao!! SITED!!!

slangs o. And even if you tow that line sited isn't wrong. To site a person means making reference to de original author of a writing or piece and thats exactly wat i just did. Hehehe.. You confused right? Hehehe. Indeed am a scholar.

Spybradd:
mr obahiagbon,so sighted =sited ba?
God save us from these apc garri scholars

slangs o. And even if you tow that line sited isn't wrong. To site a person means making reference to de original author of a writing or piece and thats exactly wat i just did. Hehehe.. You confused right? Hehehe. Indeed am a scholar.

nextstep:
Petroleum prices have fallen. Doesn't it follow that petrol prices will also fall? Please don't give undue credit where it is not deserved...

not at all. Direct opposite. World oil prices does not translate to domestic prices. World oil prices mainly affects govt revenue and if govt revenue are affected it simply means subsidy removal and if subsidy is removed it simply means higher domestic fuel prices.

chrisantus52:
Am not suprise the price was suppose to reduce to 40naira becos no other country buy our oil again even india wey bn dy buy b4 dn run so it not a big deal..

you go school so? After you go call buhari dullard. There is no correlation between wat u said and cheaper petrol prices. If anything those reasons you gave will only drive de prices up further becos it will mean lesser money for govt and then subsidy removal and subsequent price increases!

omogin:
In 4 years APC and Bubu would have turned Nigeria to America with propaganda. Just as oshiomole has made Edo state the best state with his mouth. APC! changi

second wailer sited

tollytexy:
Story

alert! Wailer sited

teadrake:
It is so unfortunate that a citizen of this country could spelt this kinda trash.
Where were you when Fuel was sold at N200-300 per liter during GEJ era?
Only a fool will ascribe this kind of positive development to GEJ failed transformation agenda.Better wake up from your slumber before is too late

my broda me sef taya o. Infact i confuse.

If na true then. Sai baba!

In the game of politics, Propaganda is inevitable! Infact its de foundation of politics. Not even obama de so called role model is innocent. But what matters however is wat you do wen you finally get to de helm of power!

Sad to admit but Indeed thats why its called a man's world. But you are right though

Kai! Kai! Na by force? This sex is becoming oxygen to humans o.