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greatnow:
No they were not servants during the civil war rather they were those people who were going to school during the war, then after the war they started working

Lol

Wot is civil servant? Are they servants during the civil war?

I attented the wedding but wasn't chanced 2 collect d customized i-phone. #scam*

Which of the oil workers Vegetable oil or palm oil workers *confused

Ewooooooooooooo!!!



Girls beware, see packs...


Nd some girls will say omg, he has packs

Do u mean vegetable oil or palm-oil?

The ever green winning team... #teamchelsea

Mondisweets:
we school in France and we dont understand you, so please post pictures to make us understand otherwise you are lying

Lol, what skul in france did u skul'd

KingTom:

Cover ur teeth, it stinks...

Wisepac:
keep on dreaming dude, FYI Oprah Winfrey was my classmate at where


am schooling in France.

Hahaha, I should be the one to tell you dream on cos Oprah Winfrey has never been to france. *winks

I fell asleep in the middle of this long story...

Same thing happened last night... Is this for real?

Reality in the making

toxiflam:
Bros, I meant it as a joke. Person no fit follow u play
Meanwhile, hustle on

Ohhh really? *chop knuckles @Toxifam*

justi4jesu:
Why are you jealous, na your MB i use write, go fix yourself up and stop spewing trash. You mustn't comment if you ask me.


DREAMER

Sorry if I may ask, where did u school?

justi4jesu:
@OP Pissures or Adonbelivit......


Afterall you knew you were gonna share your testimony on Nairaland so you should be aware of the modus operandi

Did u read the post at all
You saying pissures or adonbelivit is already stale on nairaland... Why not tell me dat u stay in france and dat u can't undastand. Smh

toxiflam:
Kool dream, but then e no add anything to your bottom line .Dreams could point to positive direction just try to achieve success then ophrah fit dey beg to host u for show


BTW, Malaria test no go bad sha

Wanted to quote and thank u for the brotherly advice not until I saw the insult.
Its obvious “Your mouth isn't connected to your brain"

I finally met with her. She was so natural and free. Being with her felt like being with a mother. A mother she is indeed. She has single handedly blessed and helped millions of people all over the world. And today I am meeting with her for the very first time in my entire life.

Growing up I used to hear of her fame. She was America’s best talk show host. I entered the University – Covenant University – and I spent almost a whole semester studying who she was. In fact, I heard her all the time – especially throughout my stay at the Christian University.

Finally I said to myself, ‘I want to be like this woman”. Who was she? She was one of America’s first black talk show host. She was the first black woman in entertainment to be the richest in America. She was the queen of talk – Oprah Winfrey. Yup, I met Oprah!

It began when I found myself at the US embassy in Nigeria. I finally got my visa after applying for quite a number of times. Matter of fact, I didn’t need to go there to apply. I was there to collect the visa without even had attended an interview. Man, it is good to be famous small o. I thank God for my position on EbonyLifeTV. Oshe God. It is easy to be a presenter on Africa’s First Global Black Entertainment Network? Twale o!

Anyway, I was saying…So I got my Visa. The rest is history. All I remember was I found myself at Oprah’s office. I did not even wait for Jack Robinson, I knew what I wanted immediately I get to America. I knew she was the first to demand and pray to see. I needed to see the goddess of TV talk. I needed to learn from her feet before making any move in that foreign land. I say this because I know that I know I am a great talk show host in the making and I am taking the world by storm with fresh ideas that will bring Africa light and enlightenment. It is The koligs talk Show that will be the in thing even on DSTV or any other satellite TV.

When I met with her, I had one question to start with: “Did you mean what you said when you told people to keep a journal? Did you mean they could write only if God spoke to them? Or they could write anytime and when an idea comes to their mind? And she said “I meant they should write all the time – write daily. It will shock you what you can do with your writings. Look at Tyler! He is in millions. He might be the next me – the male me.”

After our conversation I found out that all was a dream. I woke up to write this story you are reading right now.

Dream. O dream.

Things like this don't happen in jupiter where I stay!!!!
Anywayz, get well soon

Don't understand what is going on!!

You all know where I come from...

Smh

Pls what is ebony tv?? Is it a tv sold in ebonyi?

Imagine my wife earning double my salary, I automatically become the wife nau!!!

The topic should be niger east rigging holds today!!!
Naija, I hail thou corruption!!!

Op, na Nokia 3310 u dey use snap

Upgrade nau

Looks more like a classroom to me...

@Op, Even fools marvel at your foolishness
Never compare anyone with The Lord Jesus Christ!!!

@op, u are just stating the obvious!!!

Hmmmmmm, spending our money anyhow... So sad!!!!
He should rather donate it to an orphanage home

Even fools marvel at your foolishness MR AMAECHI!!! U still av the gut to say that u gave contract to so so and so son Can u hear urself at all I tot u were smart not until I saw this post!!! But wait oh, are u sure AMAECHI could say this I don't think his mouth is connected to his brain...

Facts about life
1.The whitest man on earth still
have a black
shadow
2.No mechanic can repair
breaking news
3.No matter how tall you are,you
can never see
tommorow 4.Even if you have
millions of cars,you still have to
walk to your bedroom
5.You,being the best swimmer
doesn't make you a
fish
6.The strongest man on earth can
never carry a
Mansion 7.The smartest Assasin
on earth can never kill
Water
8.No matter how smart a police
is,he can never
catch the air
9.No matter how mighty a man
is,he can never be
wise as King Solomon 10.Going to
Church or Mosque doesn't makes
you a
good Christian or Muslim
No matter how powerful and
dreadful # EBOLAis,we wont be
infected

Lastly no matter the amount of coup, nairalanders will still remain alive!!!