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@ topic
My personal opinion is that this guy seems to be unhealthily fixated on Igbo taxi drivers;why? Check out his latest post on January, 18 2011(about his meeting the smartest Nigerian who turns out to be an Igbo taxi driver. This is different from his other post (2010) about insulting Ojukwu when an Igbo taxi driver asked him for his trans fare. Something is really wrong here. Are these Freudian slips, or is the unbalanced dude bk trying to tell the world something, however deranged such a message might be. Well we are watching, but please let Igbo taxi drivers beware of a fruitcaky dude called bkbabe: if a skirt wearing man enters your taxi, ask if his name is bkbabe before you attempt to transport him.

Parents beware: the infamous Brooklyn phag called bkbabe escaped from his/her assylum earloier today;please inform your kids to avoid weird looking, skirt wearing males who offer sweets to strangers, as he may just be the peadophile bk, looking to despoil more children.

Bluetooth the fruitcake. He hates the Igbos blindly because his master bk has decreed it. Azzlicking abomination.

On a more serious note,Bluetooth stop all these your knee jerk anti-Igboism. Igbos can be some of the best friends you ever had.

Awolowo-Ojukwu Awolowo-Ojukwu, so sings the tribalist.

@ bluetooph
My last post was directed to you. Ewu

Wetin concern you and football? Dandawodu

@ 190

Abi o! Carry go my broda. Notin do you.

@ Omongbatim,
Dude quit trying to reason with bk(skirt- wearing-male) 'babe' as he reasons with his rectal orifice. No wonder bluetooth has been so happy. His 'firend' is back. Watch out for bluetooth buying pampers tomorrow.

@ t9ksy
Take a flying fork at your mama's 'doughnut', you Igbo hating dude.

@ 190
Eiya! So you no come marry omolola again. Chei! Anyway, congratulations to you, mizdarkskin and your eleven kids to come, a.k.a the first eleven.

I will soon post the remaining four.

Komando sees bluetooth, and begins to laugh in thick Igbo accent. Haha hu ha.

190 a bot? And I had earlier placed him as the 4th most powerful Nairaland celebrity in 2010. I check out my post this morning on 'the most controversial Nairaland celebrities in 2010 (politics section).

These people moved traffic by their threads and posts. Some where educative, i.e Ezeuche who started a thread titled  'The true extent of Alaigbo'; some started threads filled with infantile hatred for the Igbo, some made hilarious/annoying posts, depending on your point of view  while others were downright ridiculous. But you could'nt read their posts without reacting: either you posted, or you LYAO, or you just read with a boilling heart. We present Nairalands most controversial celebrities of 2010.

1. Becomerich:only three things seem to be in his brain: maps, Benin Republic and Yoruba. Fond of conducting dialogues with himself, he is an expert at efficiently murdering the English language. Wether you like him or hate him it is impossible not to laugh at his posts.

2.Ezeuche: the great champion of Ndigbo on Nairaland, he developed cold feet after being voted as the most 'tribalist' Nairalander, and may have unfortunately decided to create a new user name. He is survived by Illeke-idi, and one other smally girl whose name I cannot remember now. Some say he has reincarnated as Akhnaton, the present Igbo champion, but nobody is totally sure.

Bkbabe: this character was a thorn on the Igbo flesh on Nairaland last year, attacking Igbos all the time. That was not the. only controversy surrounding him/her as people speculated that he/she was Yoruba, Hispanic, a New yorker,
Caucasian or 'all of the above'. The character seems to be in hybernation now, but last year it was one of the most talked about.

4. Illeke-idi: very cultured lady who seemed to enjoy starting tribal wars by making mild inferences rather than bold insinuations or accusations. She also is also rumored to have like Ezeuche very much. She has continued doing her thing this year and is still very much around.

5.190: he operates mainly in the romance section. This enfant terrible got the ladies of the romance section either furious or purring. He famously. Quarelled with his former nairaland wife, before marrying his latest heartthrob, omolara. That has not stopped his interest in getting the facebook addresses of other ladies on the romance section. He was also accused of being a leader of the Romance Section Mafia, a group of oldies that dominate all discussions of the section.

Mobo444: this guy, also said to be a leading member of Romance Section Mafia. It is rumored that a Nigerian lady once  broke his heart. Since then he has concentrated on foreign ladies, while heaping opprobuim on Nigerian ikebes. Anytime he opens a post, romance section girls get quit jumpy.

To be continued

Komando7 walks into room. Cocks his ak47 ,aims it at Silami and alj harem, and begins to eat ewa goyin.

I nominate Becomerich, matemate and musiwa.

This is not the first time I will notice Nairaland quotes in the newspapers. Very interesting.

That sounds like the common Nairaland phrase, 'I laugh in Spanish, Igbo, e.t.c that is common in Nairaland. So the question is this: is Obasanjo a Nairalander, or if not, does he read Nairaland.com? Thats the puzzle. Infact, I dey laugh.

President of Naija or Benin?

@ topic
BORINGGG! I prefare to chat with tilapia and ileke idi.

Aigbofa and babapupa, say the truth: you both secretly wish you were Igbo.

If gas is scarce use coal.