₦airaland Forum

Zonefree:
I rather end my wicked Oga than to end myself because of him.

I love myself so much that I can't harm myself because of another person. If you make me bleed, I end you, if you cause me pains, I destroy you.


Do unto others before they do unto thee.

The consequences will make you wished you had ended yourself. End yourself before you end another person, if you think you're tired of life.

RoyalBlu:
She couldn't cancel her vacation for his funeral, but is willing to be on ground for his Will reading pronto.

Someone you claimed to have been married to for 17 years!

This level of 'anyhowness' is frightening.

Oyibo way of life is on another level. So I'll just...

Unfortunately, African women also think in the same way. We just don’t have the freedom and boldness to speak up like the oyibos.

Magnoliaa:
The perfect example of "money can't unlame a nigga."


Normally, I do not pay any mind to that statement when I see other guys use it on their fellow guys, but it rings very true I am forced to agree in this case.


So with all the supposed money and influence and power and aura and fame this one has, women's attention is still lacking in his life, because how are you calling women hookers in one breath while admonishing them to be nice and friendly in another? Women who want your money in exchange for sex WILL play nice at you. That they are not saying hi to you only says that that they do not like you or your money.

You’re just expressing pain. There’s no sense in what you wrote.

Juoflife1:
Dude cannot deal with rejection .
The way some Nigerian men talk bad about their women is alarming. Is there any city free from runs? The only group of black men that trash talk their women. Loud and uncouth. It's pathetic.
Y'all should get a life and get some self esteem.

The truth is, no Nigerian lady can reject him.
You just made his point.

agyo:
You seemed or i seem not to be on same page with you Sir.

The point is the insecurity is also a main cause of this hunger. If North does not go to farm, resultant effect is hunger.

Sorry I thought you were saying he was fired because he failed to stop the riot in the North.

DeLaRue:
A man voluntarily resigning from a job is not a problem.

Even if the speculation that he was asked to resign for doing a poor job is true, the government is entitled to ask a poor performing appointee to resign.

The man, head of NIA - from the North.
Mr Ribadu, NSA - from the North.
Minister of defence - from the North
Minister of State for defence- from the North.
Chief of Army Staff - from the North.

I don't have a problem with them being from the North. However, one would think they would have a better grip of the ongoing security challenges in the North.

But that is not proving to be the case.

The government is right to review their positions and ask the non-performing ones to go.

Perform what on top hunger.
Good luck stopping hungry people from protesting for food. Foolish government!

malali:
In a move that is nothing short of revolutionary, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the distinguished architect of modern Lagos and current commander-in-chief of Nigerian politics, has unveiled his masterstroke to solve all of Nigeria’s most pressing issues. No, it’s not a complex economic reform, nor is it a technological breakthrough. It’s rice. Yes, you heard that right. The humble grain that adorns every Nigerian party plate is now the golden key to unlocking Nigeria’s prosperous future.

Insecurity? Rice Will Save the Day!

First on the list is insecurity, a thorn in the side of our great nation. Why bother with expensive defense contracts, military strategies, or peace negotiations? Asiwaju’s solution is far more ingenious. Imagine Boko Haram insurgents and bandits laying down their arms, not because of any fear of retaliation, but because of the irresistible lure of a steaming bowl of jollof rice. “They will abandon their nefarious ways and embrace the warmth of rice diplomacy,” a Tinubu aide reportedly stated, with a seriousness that can only be matched by a plate of smoky, party jollof.

Unemployment? Just Add Rice!

Unemployment, another persistent problem, is about to meet its match. Forget vocational training or job creation schemes. Asiwaju’s rice distribution plan will turn every unemployed youth into an instant entrepreneur. With just a few bags of rice, young Nigerians can set up “rice kiosks” on every street corner. “Who needs skills when you have rice?” is the new mantra. And let’s not forget the ancillary jobs created in the rice distribution chain: the bag carriers, the vendors, and, of course, the eaters.

Healthcare? The Rice Prescription

Nigerians have long suffered from a lack of medical facilities, but that’s no longer a problem in Tinubu’s Nigeria. Hospitals? Clinics? Who needs them when you have rice? Asiwaju’s health policy will see patients being prescribed two cups of rice a day. “A bowl of rice in the morning, and your malaria is gone by evening,” proclaimed an optimistic government health official. And for those suffering from more severe ailments? Not to worry, just up the dosage.

Minimum Wage? Paid in Rice!

The debate over Nigeria’s minimum wage has been contentious, but Tinubu has the perfect solution: pay the minimum wage in rice. “Naira is overrated,” said a spokesperson. “With the fluctuating currency, rice is the only stable measure of wealth. Why demand a pay rise when you can demand a rice rise?”

Inflation? Rice Stabilizes Everything

As the cost of living continues to spiral, Nigerians have been crying out for relief. Enter Tinubu, with his economic theory that rice, being a staple, can stabilize everything. The new financial policy? Peg the value of the naira to a cup of rice. Economists are scratching their heads, but Tinubu’s team insists that when rice prices stabilize, so will the economy. Forget petrol; rice is the new black gold.

Power Outages? The Energy of Rice

NEPA (now euphemistically called “Never Expect Power Always”) has been the bane of every Nigerian’s existence. But what if the solution was as simple as a bag of rice? Asiwaju envisions a future where rice is used not just for consumption but as an energy source. “Rice-powered generators will light up every home,” a policy document declares. It’s unclear exactly how this will work, but if anyone can make it happen, it’s Tinubu.

Traffic Congestion? Rice Lanes to the Rescue

Lagos traffic, a nightmare of biblical proportions, is another problem that rice can apparently solve. The new plan? “Rice lanes” on major highways, where cars powered by rice-based biofuel will glide smoothly to their destinations. And for those who can’t afford biofuel, never fear: you can always barter your way through with a few cups of rice.

Education? Learning Through Rice

The education sector has not been left out. Asiwaju’s vision for Nigerian schools is a curriculum centered around rice studies. Students will learn mathematics by counting grains, geography by studying rice-growing regions, and history by tracing the origins of rice in West Africa. It’s a holistic approach to education that could only come from the fertile mind of Nigeria’s political sage.

The Rice Revolution

In all seriousness—or as much seriousness as this proposal deserves—Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s rice-based solutions are nothing short of groundbreaking. They promise to tackle everything from insecurity to traffic congestion, unemployment to education, all with a simple grain that has nourished generations. Of course, the details are a bit murky, and the logistics a tad ambitious, but when has that ever stopped a Nigerian politician?

So, as the nation waits with bated breath, we can only hope that Tinubu’s rice revolution will be the panacea Nigeria needs. After all, in a country where the absurd often masquerades as reality, who’s to say rice isn’t the answer to all our problems?

So you guys have moved to insulting us now.

AntiChristian:
See o!

Ododo should join LP!

A party with one candidate as governor? Are you okay?

casualobserver:
I have been consistent. Check the dates some as far back as February









The title of this thread is exactly why I am against any form of fuel subsidy. We will eventually get back to where we were with inflated consumption numbers and where we end up subsidizing petrol for our neighbours. You cannot have petrol subsidies in a nation that has porous borders when your neighboring countries sell petrol at a rate 2x ours. If Niger, chad, Benin and Cameroun can pay N1200 for petrol then so can we, their citizens are poorer or just as poor as us and they are not rioting because petrol is N1200.

Niger are poorer and are not rioting because their need for petrol is not like ours.
If transportation was the only thing that affected by petrol, the price of other services will not be too shaken.
Tinubu has been in office for over one year and the power situation is still as bad as ever.
Removing fuel subsidy is only good if basic things are in place.
You cannot throw away the bath water and the baby.
So stop this your senseless advocacy for subsidy removal and urge government to put basic infrastructures and amenities in place first.

casualobserver:
This is why I say remove the subsidy fully or we return to square one.

Albinoflash:
guy is too early to sound fullish ooo, tinubu said subsidy is gone,now we dey hear remove it fully,was that the agreement or the initial statement

Omo see foolishness na.
It’s now ‘remove subsidy fully’🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

lexy2014:
What are those Nigerian assets atiku sold to himself?

madridguy:
My Watch
Book by Oluṣẹgun Ọbasanjọ will help you better.

A book where Obasanjo was slating those that didn’t bend to his will of ruling Nigeria for a third term.
Obasanjo has shown time and time again that he doesn’t possess the moral standing to be taken seriously. Not even his writings.

OMBIIGA:
Papa George is spot on. Perhaps the outcome would have been different if the PDP ticket was seeded to the South.

This is also another form of tribalism.

lexy2014:
What are those Nigerian assets atiku sold to himself?

Timmi:
Go and read Obasanjo book. Lazy ineptitude mentality. You want people to research everything for you. If you really want to know, then get up, dust off your behind and go read/study/research and stop playing dumb.

He asked a simple question and you’re telling him to go do research on information that he doesn’t even believe exist.
You could’ve just given him the answer before calling him ‘lazy’.
Worse part is you even mentioned Obasanjo’s book were the old man was slating those who didn’t bend to his will of ruling Nigeria for a third term. Mr industrious book reader!

CyrusVI:


Everything seems to be working under Tinubu

When you have the trust of investors, this is what you get in return.
More refineries to follow, more CNG Bus assembly plants and we are a leap ahead of yesterday

God bless Nigeria

See your life🤦‍♂️

onumadu:
Nigerians should MASSIVE UNFOLLOW RENO for hating and trolling Peter Obi whose only "crime" is to be Igbo and wanting to serve as Nigeria's president.
If Nigerians were really patriotic and truly believe in the unity of Nigeria, this should be their first action.

No we won’t.
Reno is not happy with Obi for making the path for Tinubu’s presidency easy. So am I.
And so is every staunch PDP member.

Feels like rock bottom.

CyrusVI:
Just tantrums. No factual backing or Data-laden stats


I read every single line and I couldn't see a reliable logical or Statistical source to back it up


If this guy has up to 3k followers on Twitter, then I need to stop engaging most people on SM cause it seems thats the largest gathering of low IQ individuals anywhere in the country

The fact that you mean what you said is scary.
Most APC supporters say this like a banter, but you actually read what is written up there and still write this with all seriousness.
Are you even human?

CyrusVI:
Are they?

I'm not really a social media person yet my status every weekend is filled with pictures of those that attended other peoples wedding ceremony and its being like this for 5 consecutive weeks

I dont think this things really apply offline

This might just a topic to give hope to single guys, if so, I'm happy to rejoice with them

Give hope?
You make it sound like getting married is an achievement.
One of the reasons why most single guys are still single in a marriageable age is the fear of missing the days of being single.

kaludestiny10:
PDP is already a dead party. But I am certain that at the right time, Wike will be disgraced out of both PDP and APC. It's just a matter of time.

I thought they are the strongest opposition to the ruling party.
Or am I wrong.

Out of 36 states,
PDP has 13 governors, APC 20, LP 1, NNPP 1, APGA 1.
Out of 109 Senators
PDP 37, APC 59, LP 8, SDP 2, NNPP 2.

Look at the numbers.
In my opinion, the PDP is the strongest opposition a Nigerian ruling party has ever had since 1999.
The other small parties like LP, APGA, SDP and NNPP are just playing.
The PDP is the only hope to kick out the ruling party from presidency. Every other party is just a family gathering.

numericalguy:
0BIDIENTS are Nigerians with hatred for their fatherland

I don’t think so.
I wasn’t happy with them in the last election too because they made the path easy for the failed ruling party to continue in power.
But that doesn’t mean they hate their country.
They are just naive.
But they are surely better than those who openly declare their support for a party that has failed us all for the past 9years.

numericalguy:
Alhamdulillah there is now a synergy between FG and Dangote

IP0B/0BIDIENTS will not be happy with this news

How? Are Obedients not Nigerians?
I don’t understand why they will be sad.

kenbee:
I remembered vividly that year when you came to limelight. U, Nigga raw, slow dog, TJ, Desperate chics, Decumzy, Bracket, Wizboy, Slimboy and Cosmo FM gave Coal city and South East a face in music industry. Your music is evergreen. You have been in the game for like 15years and still waxing stronger.

Cosmo Fm o. This station was our main entertainment those years for Unizik.

GanagiBitrus:
Trying to make sense out of this.

#1. Many Nigerians will not return or will tamper with the money if they receive alert from unknown person.
Why would the sender take that risk?

#2. Even if one decides to return the money, why would he return it to a different account?

#3. Even if one returns the money to a different account, does police not have access to that different account?

#4. What's the essence of transferring the money through an unknown person 1st, when you the money can be transferred direct to the final recipient?

#5. Most Nigerians don't trust the police, so I doubt if they will heed this advice.

I’m still trying to understand what the kidnappers are trying to avoid with this method of collecting the ransom.

kiddkash:
Also make key relationships, people that are of sound mind and grateful people.
As you can see, if he was in bad terms with E money, highest he might donate ₦100,000 in his funeral and not look after his kids

You forgot to mention the most vital thing here. He’s mostly able to do this because he is rich.
Kindness is not necessarily a measure of how much one can give.

FourQu:
Ellu pee from top to bottom

This is a preamble to 2027 runnings if this is happening after just 1 year of Tinubu's administration then imagine what will happen after the 3 remaining years

Obi is the most influential candidate from an individual perspective but what happened in 2023 will happen again in 2027 if he and PDP don’t find a way to merge their electorates.

Leemzyy:
Biko i cant laugh,thats very good for him,who caresbiko no one should help him up

This is Jennyclay.
She has a new moniker and sounding nice and polite. Shebi life don humble you? Body go tell you.
Your ‘shior’ and ‘biko’ sold you out😁

MadamVanessa:




Labour party is very dangerous, the only party meant to unseat the evil APC and throw it away to the abyss.

This is to tell you clearly that last election Obi beat the Iragbiji drunkard black blue in all parts of the country , but the satanic APC appointed inec chairman chose to compromised by taking the will of the people and giving it to a complete dûnce with no direction. God punish him eternally.


This is a premonition of what will play out in 2027, the north will massively and unapologetically vote for Peter Obi, and by that time let the idiotic APC appointed fóolish inec president tries his nonsense again, I swear hand go touch am, I trust north.

North are even wiser now. Small little protest, Tinubu sinisterly wanted to eliminate the whole north by killing them all and you think north will forget and forgive. Not again.

Peter Obi has the capacity to take a big chunk of the opposition, likewise PDP.
Unfortunately, if the North doesn’t vote for APC, they will vote for PDP.
Electorates need to be smarter in 2027.
Majority of voters did not vote for Tinubu but he still won fairly because the opposition was not a unified entity.

The only 2 conditions for APC to lose 2027;
PO doesn’t contest in another party other than PDP.
OR
PO doesn’t contest at all.

If any of those 2 conditions don’t happen in 2027 poll, APC will win again.

Aldol:
Since it's not affecting youvin anyway then keep shut. Why lamenting and quoting me

Even though they don’t need it, due to availability of clear evidence, I will keep sensitizing people on the need to vote for competence over idiocy. Whether it affects me or not.

Aldol:
On the contrary,Only people who always blame Tinubu for their misfortune or failures in life would do that , people like you

Tinubu is failing Nigerians that voted for him, not me.
How can I hope on a man that I know is already a failure.
For you to even blame his policy on implementers is another level of irresponsibility.

Aldol:
If we are to be fair without bias, Tinubu is doing everything possible to alleviate the suffering economy but our problem are the handlers and the Middlemen , they may not allow Nigerians to get these benefits after all they know Nigerians will heap all blames on Tinubu

Someone like you can easily blame your parents for how your life turned out.

Racoon:
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