Saff:
She looks 24 to me. It’s just her body that looks older. But her face is young. Nigerians are used to malnourished looking adults who look like children due to poverty. Shame!

Poverty & malnourshiment makes pepole look older not the other way round

Venici:
Everybody just saying rubbish here. These guys died not because they can't swim but because of a heavy water surge from a nearby mountain that caught them powerless and helpless sweeping them deep into the river. People making it feel like we shouldn't ride in cars because we can have accident. RIP Young souls. My heart is with your families and loved ones.

Honestly I wonder whether some people here can even read at all. To them if a person drowns, it means he/she can't swim. The quality of comments on Nairaland keeps degenerating everyday.

DIYhackers:
This are not example of a role model at all at all

Na naija celeb you wan use as role model? Nawa for you oo. Just because someone is good at singing or kicking a football doesn't mean they should be considered as role models.

Diiet:
their carelessness does not justify the wickedness of their neighbours or whoever poisoned their food.

And I wonder what they stand to gain from poisoning another person. Not like they would inherit his properties or something. So much wickedness in the land.

donblade85555:
This guy is not funny in anyway

anyway for funny jokes and riddles that will make you laugh like a mad man in the making. visit www.laughkillme.com

You really don't have to put others down to promote yourself.

Spasmic:
Shame. What a pathetic human being. This girl needs urgent psychological help. She is currently tethering on the verge of self harm or suicide. Ignore the fact that she presented this in a light tone. She is really psychologically disturbed. I'll advice that no man ask her out let alone propose to her until she has gotten the needed psychiatric help. This is the kind of woman that would murder her lover and his mistress in cold blood if he makes the mistake of cheating on her.

You need to take it easy bro. I understand that things are hard. Don't worry God will heal you. Meanwhile I'll keep remembering you in my prayers. Cheers

PSG finish 1st and gets Madrid, Bayern finishes 2nd and gets Besiktas

He's not even the greatest Ronaldo of all time

oyeezah:
what if ur boss is destined for u

Every man creates his own destiny with the help of God. Even couples you think were "destined" for each other, they would have happily married someone else if they didn't meet

Can't date anybody close to me, be it neighbours, church, class, office is even the worst. It might be all sweet and fun at the beginning, but what if things go wrong and you have a bad breakup? Then you have to put up with the awkwardness of seeing the person all the time. For me its a no no.
It's even worse if you have to put up with seeing your Ex and their new spouse sometimes.

maxwell530:


Bro,hazard is not a flop when it comes to UCL, his champions league goals has come up against big sides too, he even savaged a draw for Chelsea against Roma when it looks like Chelsea is gonna lose the match


Did you know hazard just broke a record in the champions league.


Hazard is the first Belgium player to score 20 goals in the champions league.

Of course he's not a flop but based on the level of talent he has, he has not done enough in UCL. The Roma game you mentioned is just one out of a very few and even that was just a group stage game. Look at Neymar for example, in 2015, Neymar scored in every single game from the Quarters all the way to the final (only player in history to do so). Or look at what he did to PSG last year from 0-4 down, when even Messi and co had already given up.
The teams that have eliminated Chelsea in the last few years were very beatable teams (PSG twice & Atletico) but Hazard went totally missing in those games when he was needed the most.
Those are the kind of games that win Ballon Dor awards and until Hazard starts to produce those kind of games, he's never going to win it. Beating teams and dribbling players in the EPL isn't going to do it for him, especially as Hazard is not the kind of player that puts up very impressive statistics.

Mediapace:


Bro why you too mumu like this ?

From pogba to ribery to benmisser to martial to loris


Don't tell me those average players you mentioned there can't match neymar or suarez records

Is something choking your brain ??

Thank God fifa best player was awarded that year

Why didn't griezmann make it to top three ?

The bolded question simply shows that you don't know football. Please don't come to a public forum like this and be displaying your ignorance. I'm done with this IQ reducing, brain-sapping, sleep-inducing cringworthy argument.

Mediapace:


Easy with your baseless argument now

It was just relegated last year now

It was fifa ballon d 'or before

Griezmann was better than neymar and suarez then ??

Because he scored more goals right ?


If that is how you want to end it then Suarez wluld have been given the award

Pichichi award,laliga trophy !!!

You keep exposing your ignorance with every statement you make. Now let me educate you bro.

1. The Ballon Dor & FIFA World best player were two separate awards before.

2. In 2010 FIFA & UEFA decided to come together and merge the award, giving birth to the "FIFA Ballon Dor Award"

3. Last year, FIFA & UEFA went their seperate ways and the awards were split making it two seperate awards once again.

4. So the Ballon Dor was not "relegated" like you claimed (don't even know what that means. Maybe UEFA don turn to Sunderland)

5. Now Antoine Griezman came 3rd in both the Ballon Dor (UEFA) & the FIFA Best Player Award.

6. So even if UEFA, favoured him because he's French, he also came 3rd in the FIFA award, so that nullifies your allegation.

7. That a player is better than another, doesn't mean he would outperform him every single year. Cannavaro was not even among the 3 best players in the world in 2006. Xavi & Iniesta were not better players than Ronaldo in 2010, but they both came 2nd & 3rd ahead of CR7

8. The Ballon Dor is by far the most prestigious award in football. Even more than FIFA's award.
You hear a lot of players say "I want to win the Ballon Dor someday"
You hardly ever hear players say "I want to win the FIFA best player of the year someday".

Now that I've broken it down for you, I hope this helps. Cheers!!!

maxwell530:
bro stop arguing blindly



Antoine Griezmann deserved the top 3 the year he was nominated. That's the fact Bro

Just leave the guy alone. We are talking about someone that claims the Ballon Dor is favouring French players. Yet them Pogba, Ribery, Benzema, Martial, Loris how many times did they smell top 3. Only Ribery in 2013.
The guy even said the Ballon Dor is a useless awars and Mharez is better that Griezman. Don't waste your time bro.

Mediapace:


To show how reckless you are

Players below won at least a trophy that year,but yeye griezman didn't.

So tell me ,suarez had more goals and trophy than him that year

Ballon Dor is an individual award. And Griezman deserved to be there based on his individual performances. Put Suarez and Ronaldo in Atletico and put Griezman in Barca, let's see how many trophies they would win. Going by your silly logic, a player in a mid table team would never win any individual award because their club didn't win anything.

Mediapace:

Mtcheew

Mtcheew

So griezman was better than Neymar and mahrez shey ?

He can't even boast of a trophy oponu
Since it is a french award,they must find a way to nominate one stupid french player

No one cares about the award,as useless as bbc african player of the year

You are a fool. You just claimed the ballon dor is meant for only French players. Yet I gave you an example of non-French players that have won it. Okay now your are saying they always nominate French players to favour them ba? Now I'm asking you, which other French player in the last 10 years has finished in the top 3 apart from Griezman?? Yes Neymar is better, but Griezman totally outperformed him that year. Awards are given based on performance, not based on who's is a better player, otherwise the same players would win it every year till they retire.
Mahrez is better than Griezman really?? And the Ballon dor is the biggest individual award in football. But you wouldn't know that being the dullard that you are. I'll let you have the last word cuz I don't argue with donkeys.

Osiris16:
Those doubting OP's story cuz of the baseball bat, weirdly we have a baseball bat in my family house too. It belonged to my late dad. I have no idea how he came by it and sadly he passed away before I was old enough to ask. So yeah, it's possible he has a baseball bat at home

Possible but highly unlikely bro. And her friend and bf were sitting in the parlour while she kept on attacking him with the bat . Only for them to rush to his aid after he had been beaten up

Hozier:
Nice story..... I have read better fiction in the literature section though.

The moment I read "she walked into my room with a baseball bat" I knew you were lying.

Asin ehh. That was where I lost it too. Who plays baseball in Nigeria for them to keep a baseball bat in their house

Mediapace:


Bro they have relegated it to french award na ?

Hazard na french player?

French award yet Ronaldo & Messi came 1st and 2nd? If you don't know football, just calm down and learn bro. We all started one day.

goshee:
but on a more serious note, a child of 6 years knows eden hazard is by a mile the best player in the league unless you just returned from psychiatric hospital

I wouldn't say he's "a mile" better than Sanchez or KDB. But yeah he's still the best for me. Too bad he doesn't really show up when it matters the most, especially in the Champions league.

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tesppidd:
if this guy has got a nice good ride, a good job and some cash to throw around and maybe good looking as well, a few minutes of ass licking from him on twitter wouldn't ruin his chances. it leaves him with a good chance of getting her.

If the guy had these qualities you talked about, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't need to go to Twitter to beg a girl for a simple date, no?

Divay22:
Hmm
Something good will definitely come out of it.

Nothing good ever comes out of this kind of stuff. The guy has already put himself beneath the girl and he's made her feel superior. Begging for a date that he will still spend his own money. SMH