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My V Line/Abs workout; meyne this Saturday parri must rock wella and I aint gonna carry last!

No, I dont drink, dont smoke too




Do you?

Naija guys = 5'9

Naija Girls = 5'2 (with big phat yansh )

Sagamite:
Yeah Right!

Amex is opening its new credit card call-centre in Oluwole.

PMSL

Atreides:
Hah. . Still don't believe you. How can bad boy like you be a Joseph?

Hehe. I've asked u this question before: Is it impossible to have/see a Virgin bad boy?

Yes, sometimes tho but this weekend na die



Do u club regularly?

plappville:
She is only killing herself, a child is a child, if her husband continue giveing her the Y + her X there is no hope of having a girl, for me, I was loving to have a girl also but then, it's not always as we wished.

I ve two boys I decided to try again, in few months time another boy will be welcomed. All glory be to God. I will not make it a must have a girl thing else end up having plenty kids in this modern time.

Hmm, sounds enlightening, can you pls expatiate more on the highlighted? Cheers!

Atreides:
Maka gini,ehn? Don't you know i am Mary,Naija version? That a halo of innocence surrounds me? I repeat,don't come and corrupt me oh. .

How convinced/sure are you that Mary's chastity was intact prior to meeting Joseph

Oh well, If u're Marry then I'd assume the position of a Virgin Joseph. Makes the both of us, innit?

Sagamite:
Her body is so beautiful it can only be touched by a married man?

As one of my friends keep on drumming in my head "Women lie too much to keep an image of chastity, never believe a word".

If any woman says only 2 previous patners, multiply by 3.

4th time(from 3 different persons ) am hearing these words facts today.

^^Error code, evening is fine BTW


Are you home?

Dat Nigga Raw - Ko Gbadun

Ok

Atreides:
Why all this talk about sex,sex,sex up and down? Shouldn't this be moved to the sexuality section? You people should not come and corrupt us(me) here oh. .

Corrupt who? Hehehe, I laugh in Otumbe!www.nairaland.com/attachments/378345_LMSAO_gifcc08743add65da1a3fab01ae874d7bfa

No oo, Hot ke, wen she look like my mama?



Dont u think so?^^^

Odunnu:
my fwend face front joor.
How you babe dey BTW?hvnt seen her lately

Which one?

Biko nekwa abum n'aji adiro ya!

Idowuogbo:
na bcus of u sweety can u see dey wan to thief u , dey stole d meat in d cooking pot 

Na who wan try steal from the cooking pot huh?

If I catch those pipo eh, their lateral incisors must be like a dilapidated M40 motorway.

[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=580436.msg7571853#msg7571853 date=1295553595]Pirate i hope u know they don ban piracy. U dey here de form timaya with pot belle [/quote]

ara gba ndi ara by duncan mighty

Organ

Beware the fury of a patient man.

Oh mine is Angelina Jolie. I find her so NOT appealing, Infact her face alone is cringe-worthy IMO.

Ara gagba ndi ara - Nigga Raw

tanimz:
^^ Why can't she ask me directly?

She's a tad shy me guess.

[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=580436.msg7571681#msg7571681 date=1295551878]Ma pepper soup(Tanimz) how're u rolling? [/quote]What about Isi Ewu? pepper soup ko, nkwobi ni. mtschewwwww!

tanimz:
^^ Joseph the dreamer, you never get ex-girlfriend, you dey dream of next girlfriend.

*Whispers to Tam* ID wants to know if you think I’m hot.