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^^ I appreciate!

Omo, leave Ebonyeyes. . .Her 'I belong' attitude don tire me sef!

Watch this clip and see omotola a typical Ebonyeyes.
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OMO IBO:
Oh well, i guess it's one those things eh.

All mouth. No action!

The Chic mouth dey run lik wheel barrow (no pun intended),

You may check this 'FRESH FISH' (mitchyy) out if u wish tho.

She aint looking bad herself, but

Omo this photoshopping no dey let us differentiate btwn a mad man and a mechanic.

OMO IBO:
Excuse me ma'am, will you stop blushing and prove to us you are what and who you say you are

Omo, u've got a long futility waits ahead of u seemingly.

The Chic often disappears wen it matters most, Abject misery that is.

lord krato:
No, i meant one a week so that's 104 at the end of 2 years.
BDW,if with the rite cash, game ,2 a week would be fairly poor.

Dude there's a difference btwn a 'FRESH FISH' and a PRO, NO?

@lord krato

You mean, to have sex with TWO FRESH FISH per week?

_{Abi u dey use juju'touch and follow'?}

yorke:
Hisssss, you are not serious, wat if the fat person have good character and the[b] fear of God?[/b]in short wat if she posses all the qualities of a wife material?hisss, go and have[i] your head examine.

[/i]

Dude forget talk, it doesn't follow.

There should be some sort of chemistry btwn the two regardless of the aforementioned qualities.

Or would u rather advise me to marry someone that I find unattractive simply cos she God fearing?

P.S:   If u answer YES to the above question then u need to see a psychiatrist and fast!

There's more to it than meets the eye

OMO IBO, Abeg forget Naija girls and their fragility.

BTW, I have been gentlemanly gentle to her, but

She attempted the attempt on me!

OMO, de gods are wise!


Edit.

Ebonyeyes:
Hahaha I will leave that to you guys to judge. [s]I dont want to over-blow my own trumpet

[/s]
I guess u meant 'blow your own whistle'? _{u neva reach 2 dey blow trumpet}

I reckon the application of 'trumpet' here is an overstatement 2 your qualification. .     Prove me wrong?

Ebonyeyes:
TRANSLATION: I can look like a catastrophic mess but as long as I have money, I will only date the best looking girls? Pathetic

Am not the one responsible for your assumption translation, AM I?

However, know ye this;

The aforementioned factsstatement was simplified in generic nature rather than personalized,

ergo it has nothing to do wiv my physical appearance.

BTW, No be una say una want full loaded guys. NO?

Ebonyeyes:
What have you done to look good for the season? Its always "girls have to do this or that"

Making Money: A prerequisite that tend towards a 'true Naija' manliness and not otherwise.

Now the question is thus: Do u have wat it takes to lure me over?

snowdrops:
Which on be bosom again?
I said b.o.o.b.y

Ahehehehe, this NL filtration get as e be oo!

omohwunmmy:
seconded! the guy gossips like a woman

Lol, Wat more can I say?

Ebonyeyes:
Boy I dont need all that paint to look good "CHILLED MALTINA FOR KOOLCHICCO WITH SUYA ON THE SIDE"

See this Maryk-enhanced-far away- beauty.

Nonetheless, I acknowledge the Suya/Maltina offer wit thanks in excess.

SeanT21:
Are U looking HOT for your woman this season?? Working on the pot belly??

I guess this question aint for moi?

OMO IBO:
You better put on the effort and look your best this festive period

U dey beg them?. .They can only have themselves to blame IF they choose otherwise.

Abi no be so?

Hope u'll apply the method well otherwise u'd look like. . afterward.

Ebonyeyes:
Thanks for the tips

I'd prefer a bottle of Maltina instead.

1.Treat skin imperfections. Cleanse, tone (if possible) moisturise. Try Olay regenerist moisturizers; Aveno rich compensating creme or natural cocoa butter creme. Don't forget to exfoliate and use sunscreen, SPF 30 and above.

2. Get your eyebrows shaped by a professional. Threading, tweezing, waxing or good old razor shaping are options to try. Do not allow your local hair salon hair dresser work their ‘magic' on you. They will only plead with you after the damage has been done. All your drama, and telling off will only elicit a timid, "Sorry, aunty" from them.

3. Colours to try this holiday season include hot pink, purple, orange, coral, and, of course, RED! Strong reds can be worn alone without doing up your eyes or any other feature on your face. Go matte or super glossy and layer with BMPRO cha cha cha lip gloss.

4. Nude lips are also great to try with smoky eyes. Dark green, dark purple, dark brown are ones to try. Use a tan-coloured blusher, BMPRO ELITE blush in persimmon. Use a nude lip gloss and smack,

And if DIY does not appeal to you, get your makeup professionally done, and book make-overs for all your events. Remember that your favourite makeup artist might be booked out so get to it ASAP!

deoz:
I av come to learn dat one has to b straight and sincere in everything one does. I was faithful 4 six yrs, until i made a terrible mistake dat i wuld 4eva regret. Though frustration led 2 my actions, it is still unjustifiable. I wuld advice dat rather than being unfaithful, just quit a relationship if u ar truly fed up. A feeling of guilt is never pleasant, peace is highly desirable.

Thanks for the confession, now go and sin no more.

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envee:
there's no such thng as a faithful partner, one will always go astray and the oda becomes tolerant,

I disagree and vehemently!

brooknam99:
^^^ THE AMAKA  is a freaking loca chica!!!! she fights with,on average, 3 people on every thread she hits. crazyy!!!^^^ crazy ho!!! he calls u black? binch, arent u black? he called[b] u fat; well, at least u aint deny that u freaking whale[/b].pleaze, bounce

Abeg make una leave ma sister alone 4 me oooo!

Hope she's not as fat u claimed tho, otherwise. .

[quote author=George_D link=topic=365778.msg5142872#msg5142872 date=1261167234]oh yes. as if he's the only rule breaker in the whole of uk! [/quote]Tell her bro!

I tire 4 some pipo cu.m their post!

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=367743.msg5142422#msg5142422 date=1261163136]aha Anabel, did u just get dumped? all this vitriol[/quote] Ol' Boy no make me laugh abeg.

ROTFLMYO @ Them Shoes!!!

Iranoladun:

I'm also waiting for when we'd have invisible bra & panties lol

Count me in too!

ichommy:
LOL not that expensive

not that expensive, dont spoil EMIRATE for me jare

U say?

OK, Why not do a quick window-bookings now and see wat u come up wit?

U may wish to compare their fares wit Airfrance, Arik, et al.

Holla back at moi wen u're done.

Posh, Nice but very expensive Airline.

Nellaluv why u dey call this fine sisi th.ief nau?

Has she stolen b4?

2tait:
Nothing is wrong with Anambra State.
What is happenning in Anambra State is a revolution.
The new order will start and has started from Anambra State.
From Anambra State, Nigeria will heave a sigh of relief.

Just watch out!

Amen!!

The Drama is unfolding yet. .

Until women understand that SEX and Love are 2 separate and different things to a man. Una go keep asking this question till eternity. You can love a woman and still find a booty outside and fck it,  doesnt mean you don't love the woman!


Lawd see post ooo!

And that makes it right or justifies the love yet?