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TV/Movies / Re: Have You Seen The New Coca Cola Advert? It Insults Africans by Kossy04: 4:58pm On Jun 11, 2012
What's the fuss about this? And what are Africans doing before, if not "Flexing"? Or is it because the whites are telling you?
Nairaland / General / Re: Things Broke People Say by Kossy04: 4:50pm On Jun 11, 2012
Henry40: "Things 70% of Nairalanders commenting broke people say."

How else would you know? wink

Funny, this poster has the guts to post this, when she is also BROKE!!

Back when you could still view if a person was online or not by looking at the online status bar next to their name was when this girl caught my attention. Then, she'd sign in only to post a comment, and after that she'll quickly sign out. I didn't understand what was going on until I had reason to use them MTN joysticks.

Seriously girl, you're on one of them joysticks and you think you aint broke?!! undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tito Vilanova Replaces Pep Guardiola As Barcelona Coach by Kossy04: 3:49pm On Apr 27, 2012
Why on earth would Guardiola not take Fergie's advance and stay there? Fergie is old and wise enough to know {coming from someone that loathes Man. Utd}. Does he want to start jumping around like Mourinho? He'd never get the type of respect Fergie has, only the type Mourinho has.
Travel / Re: Stealing At Murtala Mohammed Airport by Kossy04: 5:25pm On Apr 19, 2012
@ werepeLeri

Salmoneus:


Why don't you suspect the Turkish baggage handlers?


Okija_juju: Never!!

But the dicovery channel documentary titled LAGOS AIRPORT is enough to putthe fear of God in travellers using MMIA . . And like someone pointed out, most luggage theft is done at the check-in airport not the arrival. . . Except for those whose luggages arrive open (as in torn or destroyed).

Advice is Lock your luggage and always wrap it with them airport cling film especially if you have important stuff inside of it.



I've been all over the world, but my luggage has been broken into only on arriving Nigeria, Why?
Travel / Re: Stealing At Murtala Mohammed Airport by Kossy04: 5:15pm On Apr 19, 2012
Yes, yes, I've been a victim twice now. The first time it was an iPhone and Apple laptop. The second, they cleared every single electronic item I came with, right down to a Blackberry I bought my sister. The first, I didn't bother speaking up. The second, I just had to. I came to the airport the following day and reported to those bloody people downstairs {I don't know their name}. They said there was nothing they could do because I had left the baggage collection area before I reported to them. Now, when I go to Nigeria, the only gadgets I go with follows me on and off the plane. If I want to transport anything bigger, I do it via DHL, and I lock my luggage so thoroughly whenever I'm going to Nigeria, that the guys at JFK tend to pay some extra attention to them, perhaps to make sure there aren't any explodable devices in them.
Crime / Re: Mechanic Sentenced To Death For Stealing Car Stereo by Kossy04: 1:49pm On Jan 27, 2012
The sentence of death applies under the Criminal Code Act (Section 402 (2)(b) to precise) and Roberry and Firearms Act.

Section 402 CCA:

402.   (1) Any person who commits the offence of robbery shall upon conviction be sentenced to imprisonment for not

          (2) If-

                           (a) any offender mentioned in subsection (1) of this section is armed with any firearms or any offensive weapon or any obnoxious or chemical materials or is in company with 
                               any person so armed; or

                          (b)  at or immediately before or immediately after the time of robbery, the said offender wounds any person, the offender shall upon conviction be sentenced to death.



Section 1 RFA states:


(1) Any person who commits the offence of robbery shall upon trial and conviction under this Act, be sentenced to imprisonment for not less than twenty-one years.

(2) If

           (a) any offender mentioned in subsection ( 1 ) of this section is armed with any firearms or any offensive weapon or is in company with any person so armed; or

           (b) at or immediately before or immediately after the time of the robbery the said offender wounds or uses any personal violence to any person, the offender shall be liable upon
                conviction under this Act to be sentenced to death.

The fact that he was sentenced to death means he probably wounded someone in the process.
Family / Re: Being Married To A Nigerian Is Hard Sometimes by Kossy04: 2:19pm On Jan 23, 2012
Your husband is a typical Yoruba F.O.O.L! I don't know any Ibo man who's in an interracial marriage that'll take such crap from his mother, and yet I know a lot of Ibos in interracial marriages. It's a pity you fell for the WRONG TRIBE!! Yoruba families generally don't like wives from other Nigerian tribes, let alone a European. They're very tribal-conscious BRATS!! I thoroughly HATE THEM for that!! If you wanted a Nigerian guy, you should've gone for a Southerner, like a Calabar man. Even an Hausa family would treat you FAR BETTER than a Yoruba one, it's just that you'd have to be prepared to not be the only wife.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On Sunday 18th December 2011 by Kossy04: 7:03pm On Dec 18, 2011
Game Over.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On Sunday 18th December 2011 by Kossy04: 6:47pm On Dec 18, 2011
Although I hate Arsenal, I think the ref's biased, probably been paid. He was staring at a handball and still refused a penalty.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On Sunday 18th December 2011 by Kossy04: 6:31pm On Dec 18, 2011
Ballotelli, your Italian father! Why didn't you run after that ball??!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On Sunday 18th December 2011 by Kossy04: 6:21pm On Dec 18, 2011
Yes Silva, Yes!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On Sunday 18th December 2011 by Kossy04: 6:18pm On Dec 18, 2011
Yes! Thierry Henry about to come on!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On Sunday 18th December 2011 by Kossy04: 5:57pm On Dec 18, 2011
Upon the hot sun, Cold dey catch wenger

It's called WINTER, you LOK!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On Sunday 18th December 2011 by Kossy04: 5:53pm On Dec 18, 2011
My MOTM will definitely be the A.s.s Nal {AKA "a.n.a.l."} keeper. Who would've known he'd ever get this good.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On Sunday 18th December 2011 by Kossy04: 5:22pm On Dec 18, 2011
I REALLY wish Arsenal loose! All over the world, power is changing hand!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On Sunday 18th December 2011 by Kossy04: 5:21pm On Dec 18, 2011
City should be leading by at least a pair by now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On Sat 3rd December 2011 by Kossy04: 4:06pm On Dec 03, 2011
@ Kossy04 Are you serious? They were never a big club and they are in top 5? Second defeat of the season? Did you see their away game with Man UTD?

Big clubs have a few big names, at least. Who's the big name in NCU? Demba Ba? They know how to play team game, but what makes you certain they'll end the season in their current position?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On Sat 3rd December 2011 by Kossy04: 3:48pm On Dec 03, 2011
Anyway, nice start to a season for NCU, but they were never a big club, and the blues are yet to get it right against a big club this season. So, those of you who are happy, remember, the title race is AMONGST THE BIG CLUBS, and NOT CLUBS THAT BEGAN THE SEASON WELL!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On Sat 3rd December 2011 by Kossy04: 3:41pm On Dec 03, 2011
Breathing space for AVB!! great 3-0 victory to Chelsea away from home!!!

GAME OVER!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On Sat 3rd December 2011 by Kossy04: 3:39pm On Dec 03, 2011
Great goal Sturridge!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On Sat 3rd December 2011 by Kossy04: 3:37pm On Dec 03, 2011
I never knew I'd be saying this today, but NICE ONE TORRESS!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On Sat 3rd December 2011 by Kossy04: 3:05pm On Dec 03, 2011
Ameobi!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On Sat 3rd December 2011 by Kossy04: 3:02pm On Dec 03, 2011
Back-to-back action!! Nice game!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On Sat 3rd December 2011 by Kossy04: 3:01pm On Dec 03, 2011
"Chelsea's defense suck" is an understatement. See as Obertan dey mud una!!!
Business / Re: 40 Richest Men In Africa! New List! by Kossy04: 10:43am On Nov 17, 2011
So Dangote is now richer than Abramovich, hen? So when is he buying Arsenal?
Crime / Re: NNPC Top Executive Murdered In Abuja By Her Driver by Kossy04: 10:22am On Nov 17, 2011
They should be strung up and smoked alive, then their carcasses should be fed to the hungry Lions of the zoo. It is not enough that they're executed, there should be nothing left to bury. If it's true that the washer man killed her for the reason stated, that should serve as no excuse. I.D.I.O.T.! Your madam gave you car to wash, you went to pose with it, and do demo, and screech the tires on the ground, so you'll receive respect from females and get laid, respect for what you HAVEN'T EARNED! You've bashed the car in the process, who do you expect to fix it? The painful thing about all these is that this guy could still be buried, and his family may never feel the pain of finding his corpse in a state close to that which his madam was found by her relatives.
Politics / Re: Military Take Over Power Stations Nationwide by Kossy04: 11:04pm On Nov 15, 2011
Leave PHCN, it's Aso Rock you guys are supposed to take over, every other thing will fall in place.
Religion / Do You Really Have A Spirit? by Kossy04: 7:07pm On Nov 15, 2011
People don't believe me when I tell them I see spirits. They thinks it's a joke, that your body can actually go into a state beyond the physical. Watch this video of a filmed Japanese experiment on youtube.com and decide for yourself. Regardless of what the title says, that's not a soul, it's a spirit, and I must warn you, like the title would, if you scare easy, this is probably not for you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPNG7XwMnzs&feature=related
Religion / Can Anyone Let Me Know A Common Source Of Dmt In Nigeria? by Kossy04: 6:42pm On Nov 14, 2011
I'd like to know if there's a known plant source of high levels of DMT known in Nigeria. I hear Freemasons use some leaves containing them. Anyone with any idea, I'd appreciate some insight.

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