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Close up task

Soft reminder.

Bella the first class graduate was asking us which animal has a tusk?.

Lol. Phyna and Sheggz must not reconcile please.
Close up please stay out of this.
Vawulence must continue.

All in support of vawulence click like plix

Eeghe:
I ma na I bu idiot?
…or nwaa I bu idiot!
She must have said one of these two

I've corrected it.
She said wanem ( like how none igbos don't get the emphasis on the Nwannem).
Auto correct spelt wanna for me

Lol.
Chizzy , Phyna and Groovy.
I love their relationship.



Chizzy said last night he didn't sleep, he kept hearing (mimicks licking sounds)
Fhlorp! Florhp!.... he was asking himself is this guy licking this thing.
He was teasing Groovy and Phyna who where together.

Phyna: Hahaha, Wannem ibu idiot.
They burst into laughter.

The guys cracking me.
Chizzy: Phyna lover girl, she go kill this one. Phyna you for pick me.

Phyna: Phyna laughs) This one way I pick, love don commot for my head. I don write, clean, write, clean.

Chiomzy: Even me I feel frustrated. The worse person.

Hermes: Them give them 30mins to come up with 1min pick up line, e too much.

Chizzy: it should be romantic enough to kill a rat

Biggie please note the basket mouths and disqualify them please.
Nonsense

Amaka the basket mouth has told Chiomzy she picked Dotun

PimpasParadise:

See you now o

Ya dragging my second fav o
Chai

Lol.
They guy baff up dey tire me comrade.
Open shirt with a touch of BYC. Lol

Bryan would always find a way to look like JSS3 student that just finished Junior WAEC.
Nawa

This Minie Mie advert guys were daft sha.
Plate was almost empty before they smelt foul play.

majamajic:
The age difference is affecting Diana , she should be around 45-50

In mist of guys around 25- 35
Biggie for bridge the gap a bit ! I feel for her anyway . Unlike Edo woman

Diana 45-50?
You have a penchant for talking rubbish.
"It's in you, like peak"

PimpasParadise:
I like that she somehow has a sex-appeal aura with facial expressions but comrade, your phyna's razzness can be offending.

But you know I don't drag any housemate na, just fõolish viewer(s)...

Lol.
That razzess is an environmental thing oh.
I schooled in Uniben and trust me, the Lingua Franca in Edo state is dramatic pidgin with action if necessary. Me too learnt their pidgin style and e sweet die.

Honestly I love Edo people for their liberalism and tolerance of other culture. (While in Uniben, we had a female SUG president who was Igbo sef, Delta Igbo. I doubt this can happen elsewhere). They are kind and soft amidst all those gra grah..but sha no near their man or follow them drag man. That's when they get Viperous.

This is what made Diana loose Giddyfya.
You like him and kept pushing him to Amaka.
Now you are thinking and loosing weight.

Now again, dey are dragging wager roles, instead of saying I want to handle skin care oh, just like Bella handled fashion. You stayed in the background and expected your previous level HMs to fight and recommend you.

Now it feels like dey hate her and don't see her skin all along.

Babe, tough world, fight for what u want.

PimpasParadise:
Yes she did. And still topped it with insult by not acknowledging it with a remorseful plea. Clearly she doesn't rate Amaka because Amaka too dont rate herself.

The both are torn from the same village rag, used to wipe a witch's afterbirth.

Comrade, leave my Phyna for me oh.
Which kain Gbas be this?

Biggie has been asking the right shipping questions.
Nice one

Demnan:
The Bryan you said she is avoiding, she stood up from his lap when Biggie called her into the diary room. Your narrative about her continues to prove wrong

She was on Chizzy's not Bryan's lap.
Buy coloured TV

safarigirl:
What she needs to do is find her own entertainment and stop looking to others for the source of her excitement.


You must not be with someone, there is a house full of people, and you're still feeling bored, that is on you.

Her entertainment don cast na.
Tolanibaj STFU Bitchtitude did not work.
Man did not work.
Onyeoma Emeka no work.
Therapist no work too.

The therapist now needs therapy.
Doyin should take voluntary exit as she don cast

Alamkir:
Phyna to shegzz: if you think say you get craze for head, your craze dey trek.. I'm rolling.
I swear I don learn many street languages from Phyna

Lol.
Phyna na bag of yarns.
I like her talks minus the "Who dey" remix

superlicious:
Chizzy: I nominated Sheggz and Bella because

1. i don’t know if their relationship is a strategy

2. They have been in their comfort zone. They think they’re here for vacation

3. I want them to know how it feels to be up.

Chizzy my guy����

#BBNaija

Very Sweet.
They feel like BBN is Maldives

This is why I said initially that Biggie should use an Igbo man for Fake housemates.
Someone who would consider it as business.

Chizzy just said he sees his role as a business.

Eeghe:
I am not doubting you. I am just outraged at the nerve on Modella

Honestly.
It's the audacity for me.
What has she brought to the table?.

Biggie and Diana.
Too funny.
I no fit type

innocentdude:
That's the same thing someone with me said
She has overblown it already sef

Last night she said she's been selling food since 1999. But according to her she's 23

So if she is infact 23, then no be 1999 them suppose born am ?

Meaning by her logic she's been cooking and selling food since she was in her mother's womb in 1999

Fantastic brother
Fantastic

Rest with this your Phyna's age Agenda.
A wise person would know she meant it for exaggeration.
Okay fine, she couldn't have been 2 in 1999, add 10 years as you wish, which would make her 35 so u can be happy.

Now with the addition, would a 12 year old be cooking and selling food?.

PimpasParadise:
InnocentDude, I want to believe your first choice fav is Hermes right ?

I've seen some of your stanship' posts here, I'm starting to get confused whether Hermes really have fans on here...

More like I want to know more comrades, if you could, please name the ones you know...

I'm a Hermes Stan but I have other faves I want to escort him to the money like Phyna, Groovy and Giddyfya.

Modella wants to deaf biggie.

Safari goodluck typing this.

Phyna don ment!

Phyna: He dey curse me since, I no answer am because I no dey hear him shwri shwi shwri nai make I Waka leave am commot.

I'm a first class graduate in engineering, make them keep me an am together, I go dust am.

It's the shwri shwi shwri for me

The moment Amaka started singing like she was eulogizing the Shella ship raft was the moment I knew I miss the two channel thing

carammel:
Ain’t we all hypocrites
This bbn thing, we vilify others for the same thing we glorify our faves for .
Looking at everyone in 3d .

Bbn stanship is always battle of the loudest and most vocal.
If you no get coconut head, you can’t stand the heat.

Doyin, Adekunle, Hermes, Sheggz are the case study here.

Honestly.
Emphasis of battle of the loudest.
Na who get mouth and coconut head go stand

This Modella is an irritant!.
Taking sides all over .
You dey ment?!

Phyna go Sheggz:
You say you get Craze your craze dey trek.

Lol

My Sweet Groophy ship.
I'm loving them more.
Phyna is tending Groovy's nails.
Conversation in between.

Groovy:....Your eye dey outside.
I don talk am before.
Phyna: Na your eye dey outside oh.
Groovy: Because someone told you smtn. Tell me let me go and address it with him (Guess a guy told Phyna smtn to imply Groovy is playing her). Just like I told u about her own and we addressed it.
Phyna: My own is that's why I'm asking you to tell me if you dey for me or not.
Groovy: I don tell you na. I dey with you. Inside and outside, me and you will run this Pee both here and outside.
(Kayode interrupts with adverts, Biggie interrupts with the serial Goat Bleats).
Phyna: (Writes down her response as the tail of the house after the sound).

Even Groovy sef is falling for Phyna. His eyes are saying it.

nazablossom:
I don't think he is here with another moniker.

Gbegirisoup, Gbegirsoup, if you are here with another moniker, show us sign

Gbegirisoup was bursted last year to be a female names Ayomide with so many other details na.
I guess that's why she went under the radar this year. Lol