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CLIQBOY:No be me and you sha ![]() |
deturla:I really wanna know |
redbeans:I totally have hope...and I thought I was the worst |
IamLEGEND1:[color=#007700] Maybe,he saw that the spear will not be able to have the desired impact(kill)on drogon...cos it just makes absolutely no sense at all |
deturla et al...how much is a table at Piccolo Mondo Restaurant?? |
IamLEGEND1:Yeezus!!! |
IamLEGEND1:BTW,is it every movie you follow?? |
[color=#007700]I love this woman[/color] |
IamLEGEND1:Bros,there's a big difference between 'walking dead' and 'Fear the walking dead' |
KingOvoramwen1:Tsk tsk |
KingOvoramwen1:He is eating iyan and obe egusi ni waju mii |
KingOvoramwen1:I'm a bonafide Ikare boy,I know what im saying |
KingOvoramwen1:Nah,in other words,Ondo owns part of Benin!! Ondo Firever |
IamLEGEND1: [size=15][color=#007700] Is it possible to download an entire season of GOT?? If so,how many gigs does it cost?? |
Santosbilly:I'm waiting oo |
lalasticlala:How? |
facelessangel:That's why you can't be him...ever!!! |
delishpot: |
delishpot:How many cows should I kill before you stop quoting me?? |
delishpot:Wrong on all counts |
delishpot:Wrong Hun...they do that to appear decent,say anything you want to...the truth still stands... |
delishpot:I've never heard of a man that pretended to hate sex...but as for ladies... You can testify to that end! |
mrtomola:90% of all the mirrors used for picture are still in the toilet |
DarkMagic:Lwkmd!! |
Jostico:Only you...your case is hopeless |
delishpot:Carry yourself and vamoose from this thread...how will he be expected to know that she and her type like sex?? When Una go pretend finish,get married,caught cheating,look for crazy excuses to justify yourself like:We've grown distant,He is a cheating husband,He is never there for me. BTW,why do girls like pretending?? |
shukuokukobambi:[color=#007700]Savage!!![/color] |
[b]Most ladies in the society want to keep up with the fake profile many people have known them with. These ladies cannot even be comfortable in their own skin as they always aspire to be something and someone they are not. It is fascinating that the first thing ladies want to do when they get to a beautiful environment is to take pictures. There is nothing wrong in appreciating a beautiful and serene environment, but ladies in Nigeria do this to a fault and end up taking pictures in every beautiful environment they find themselves. With the use of smartphones like blackberry and other tech phones, ladies want to put up the best pictures they have as profile pictures. The appalling thing is that some of the ladies who put up beautiful pictures of themselves in nice environment live in ghettos. Some leave their houses to go take pictures using the background of the most beautiful house on their street. We understand that most of these ladies want to look good but then, too much of everything is bad. While every woman cannot be Kim Kardashian, you could be comfortable being who you are and handle your personality with grace.[/b] Here are some of the weird places ladies snap pictures they use as profile pictures: 1. Toilet This is the number one spot ladies would fight hard for to take pictures. Selfies trend in this zone and it is shocking to know that ladies deliberately use the rest rooms because they want to take pictures. Toilets that are beautiful and tiled are well loved by Nigerian girls. There was an incident where a lady took a selfie and ended up showing the lady behind her who was trying to wipe her butt after using the toilet. 2. Passenger seat Many ladies love taking pictures in the car; many of them enjoy posing behind the wheels even though they cannot drive. Ladies do this any time they have the opportunity to seat in a car that is very neat and posh. They have different filters they use to make the pictures come out well before they upload them as profile pictures. Most of the ladies in Nigeria enjoy taking pictures while in the car. It does not matter whether the car is theirs or someone else's. Car na car. 3. During church services The church is another place where ladies take pictures which they post as profile pictures. Most of these ladies may not even know the topic preached in church for that service. All they are concerned about have to do with their looks and the venue. Once their makeup is well done, they proceed to take pictures when everyone is busy praying and firing the demons in their families. 4. Public transport Ladies also enjoy taking pictures in buses. We really do not know what spurns the ladies on or what inspires them to start taking pictures in the bus. They really do not care about their safety in a place like that where there could be thieves or hoodlums around. What matters to ladies like that is getting a good shot of themselves so they could edit the background and put it up as profile pictures on their phones. Taking pictures inside the bus also extends to Keke napep; some would even go on to snap while on a bike. 5. Restaurants and hotels Ladies love taking pictures in hotel lobbies and restaurants. as soon as they check out the environment and they feel like it would be a good place to take pictures, they would bring out their selfie sticks and find a strategic place to start taking the pictures. There are some ladies that will always put up pictures of themselves in beautiful bars and restaurants. are they trying to tell us they live there or what? 6. Car park It is really laughable seeing ladies taking pictures of themselves in car parks or lots when they are not car dealers. Who are they fooling by the way? Having a fleet of cars show in the background of their profile picture make them feel good for some unknown reasons. Cc tosyne2much lalasticlala Mynd44 |
There are certain men in the society who find it difficult to woo a woman or approach her for the first time. It is generally believed that only the good looking guys and the rich ones have the confidence to walk up to women and ask them out. Although this might be true, it does not work for every good looking and handsome guy. There are some men that find it hard to walk up to ladies and tell them what they think about them. Most times, their problems are psychological; some of these guys have something they are holding on to. An inadequacy that makes them feel they are not like every other guy in the society and may not have the opportunity to have all that they want. Men like these become shy over time and find it really hard to express their feelings to the women. And to back it up, many of them might have had a bad time with ladies who make them feel terrible about themselves. This could change their orientation and make them recline into their shells. Find below the various sets of guys who find it difficult to woo women: .1. Short guys Most guys who are short find it so difficult to walk up to ladies. It is usually a challenge walking up to women who are taller than them to express their feelings. Some of them however are confident and could talk to any lady they want. Even the short ladies use their heights as an excuse when turning them down. Over time, this becomes an issue as it affects their taste when it comes to women. 2. Virgins Amazingly, there are some men in the society who have not had carnal knowledge of a woman’s body. Men like these may be outgoing, witty and smart. They may have girls wrapped around their fingers but when it becomes a one on one thing with them, they become gentle. They get so lost they start picking the most ridiculous topics to discuss when they are alone in the room with a woman. They also do not like telling people about their sexual status as this might cause them to be mocked. 3. Guys who are grammatically mixed up Another set of guys that find it so difficult to woo women are those who are grammatically twisted. They do not know what to say to women who are intelligent and obviously not in the same class with them. It is usually a challenge for these guys as they have to rely on some of their friends’ help when it comes to matters like these. Even when they are given lines to cram, they end up messing up the act when they get there. 4. Introverts There are some guys who are naturally timid. They could be phlegmatic or choleric in nature. Men like these acts like virgins and see a task like wooing ladies as a big deal. They would rather be friends with the ladies for as long as possible until the ladies assume they are in love and start to date them. 5. Religious guys Some guys who are active in fellowships or attend church regularly could also be unable to woo women. These guys are extremely religious and do not know how to walk up to a woman. And finally when they summon the courage to walk up to a woman, it is as a result of the ministration of the Holy Spirit. 6. Stingy guys Some men avoid wooing ladies because they do not want to spend. They have come to the realization that it requires a reasonable amount of money to keep a woman in this part of the world. Men who do not like spending would rather avoid approaching women and would wait for the day they would get lucky and meet women who willing to sleep with them for free. 7. Guys with low self-esteem There are some guys in the society who lack confidence. This has nothing to do with height. Some guys just do not know what to expect when they walk up to women; guys like these also claim to value their integrity and would rather entice women with money or their wealth. |
cruzita:E be like say you join them oo..How do you know all these?? |
Life is in stages; there are moments when a child is expected to be studious and get the best out of life. There are also moments when one is expected to take on certain responsibility in the family and assume leadership positions. A child is expected to learn how to crawl and walk in due time; the same child is expected to display certain behaviors at a particular time in his life. These things are age appropriate and the child would definitely outgrow these things in due season. Ladies who the society considers to be of age when it comes to marriage are often pressurized into getting married. Most of the ladies already know this and have series of excuses to give when the topic is brought up. In this part of the world, women are expected to get married irrespective of their educational background and career. As a matter of fact, a woman’s husband is said to be her crown; a successful woman who is not married is looked at funnily. Ladies who are single and not in any serious relationships are usually defensive; they are quick to bring up ridiculous excuses to justify their relationship status. Here are some of the excuses ladies come up with when asked why they are not in any relationship: 1. I am taking my time At thirty, a woman who says she is taking her time is fooling no one. We understand the fact that there are lots of unserious guys out there who may want to take advantage of them or play with their emotions. But saying this makes many people think the ladies are responsible for their status and that they are unwilling to go into a relationship whereas they pray and cry behind closed doors to be in a relationship. 2. All they want is sex So many ladies say they do not want to be in a relationship because the guys only want sex. A woman who thinks sex is the only thing a man wants from her is shallow minded; this is because she feels the only thing she has to offer is sex. It is also hilarious hearing this from women who have slept with virtually every man; who are they fooling? Some of these ladies masturbate behind closed doors and expect men to keep their hands off them when they have a long sexual history themselves. 3. I am waiting for the perfect man Some ladies say this when they are accounting for the reason why they are still single. That wait is going to be a long one; there is no perfect man in the world. The ladies looking for perfection in men are also flawed. Every woman is expected to work on her man and not wait for some finished product. Perfection is an unattainable feat to mortals, it would be good for the ladies to know this as soon as possible. 4. Guys are a huge distraction Another excuse ladies come up with when they are trying to justify the reason why they are single is this. While many ladies say men are a big distraction to them, the girls younger than them are married and moving forward in life. Although God’s time is the best, it would be good for the ladies to give other reasons that would be better than this. 5. I just don’t want to be in one Many times, ladies say they do not want to be in a relationship and would prefer to remain single. The truth of the matter is that there has to be something wrong with that lady. She might have had a very bad experience with men at an early stage or might have been victim of sexual violence at one point in her life or the other. Either way, it does not sound natural for a lady who has clocked thirty-three to give an excuse like this. It would be nice for ladies like these to go for deliverance. 6. They are players It is annoying hearing ladies give this excuse. Not every man out there is a player. The fact that they must have had one or two bad times with men does not mean every guy they meet after then would be just like that. This is fallacy of generalization! For a lady to have concluded that men are players, she must have presented herself to them as an object that could be tossed and played on. 7. Relationship is not meant for everyone Some ladies come up with this excuse when asked why they are still single. If you take your time to sit down with ladies that say this, you will understand that they have probably had enough experiences or have lived close to people who have seen hell in relationships. This could be the basis of their mentality. Either way, marriage is considered to be a black market and you never can guess what you are getting into until you are in. But the ladies would still have to try getting into a relationship before they shut their hearts forever. Cc tosyne2much lalasticlala |
ibkkk:He didn't touch the baby did he?? He didn't tell the woman to cheat with the baby around did he?? He didn't tell her to pick the baby and run away did he?? Put yourself in the mans shoes...what will you do?? You only talked about the beating and fire but failed the cheating part which only means one thing...you support cheating spouses!!! @ the bolded words,that's called patronising,your bolded comment"the woman messed up,no doubt"actually means[b]-she bleeped up by allowing her husband catch her Why...Stop trying to be fair when you're not. |
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. I was a fine boy but a 'jonzer.' one time a girl wrote a letter saying she would do anything for me. she continued saying she was willing to jump into the river for me(showing greenlight). I panicked and told my mum.