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RomanceRe: From 15 - 24 Years : A Decade Wasted With Little Sexual Excitement(updated) by kozmicity: 9:49pm On Aug 18, 2017
CLIQBOY:
I'm going same route as op.. I fit die as a virgin self grin
No be me and you sha grin
RomanceRe: 5 Places To Find Rich Husbands In Lagos by kozmicity: 9:47pm On Aug 18, 2017
deturla:
LOL!
I really wanna know
RomanceRe: From 15 - 24 Years : A Decade Wasted With Little Sexual Excitement(updated) by kozmicity: 8:20pm On Aug 18, 2017
redbeans:
15-24 is a period where boys and girls have a lot of sexual escapade. But i have none. I should be thinking of retiring now because at 25, my dick is no longer working well. All i have to reflect on is few hugs, kisses on rare occasions and sex about 7 times(thanks to 2go). In a whole 10 years. Can you imagine? Few fvcks were given.


While 16 in ss3, i would see boys and girls go to hidden places like abandoned building, public toilet at parties etc to romance and yansh themselves. These were my mates embarassed. I was a fine boy but a 'jonzer.' one time a girl wrote a letter saying she would do anything for me. she continued saying she was willing to jump into the river for me(showing greenlight). I panicked and told my mum.
I totally have hope...and I thought I was the worst
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6 Discussion (Terrible Spoilers!) by kozmicity: 8:14pm On Aug 18, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
I don't care much about whatever breaks in logic viewers notice in a show.... I'm mostly just here to have a good time but let me indulge myself for a bit...

So, You ignore the largest dragon which also happens to be carrying all the people you're trying to kill and go after the much smaller one flying above which obviously wasn't trying to get away? Yeah, that sounds totally reasonable.
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Maybe,he saw that the spear will not be able to have the desired impact(kill)on drogon...cos it just makes absolutely no sense at all
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RomanceRe: 5 Places To Find Rich Husbands In Lagos by kozmicity: 6:37pm On Aug 18, 2017
deturla et al...how much is a table at Piccolo Mondo Restaurant??
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6 Discussion (Terrible Spoilers!) by kozmicity: 6:05pm On Aug 18, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
NK no dey follow yansh na..... Him dick_probably don freeze, fall off by now.
Yeezus!!!
RomanceRe: Everyday Struggles Guys Only Can Understand, Relate To(Photos) by kozmicity: 12:06pm On Aug 18, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
And you think I don't know that?
Fear the walking dead is currently airing it's third season.....
BTW,is it every movie you follow??
CrimeRe: ''All Lesbians Should Be Raped, Because Dick Is Life'' - Linda Uju (Video) by kozmicity: 1:47am On Aug 18, 2017
[color=#007700]I love this woman[/color]
RomanceRe: Everyday Struggles Guys Only Can Understand, Relate To(Photos) by kozmicity: 1:20am On Aug 18, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
Season 11?
Are you a time traveler?.....coz the walking dead i know is currently gearing up for the 8th season premiere.
Bros,there's a big difference between 'walking dead' and 'Fear the walking dead'
CultureRe: Highlighting The Ethno-linguistic Groups that Make Up Akoko Ondo by kozmicity: 4:50pm On Aug 16, 2017
KingOvoramwen1:
So you even call yam iyan..... Where do you think these words come from?

Who do you think taught you all how to eat pounded yam and Egusi? ..... Not the Amala and ewedu eaten in Oyo?


You all both ondo and Ekiti are really lost
Tsk tsk
CultureRe: Highlighting The Ethno-linguistic Groups that Make Up Akoko Ondo by kozmicity: 3:41pm On Aug 16, 2017
KingOvoramwen1:
Then I pity you..... Go and ask your grandparents
He is eating iyan and obe egusi ni waju mii
CultureRe: Highlighting The Ethno-linguistic Groups that Make Up Akoko Ondo by kozmicity: 3:33pm On Aug 16, 2017
KingOvoramwen1:
Keep dreaming clown..... Go and ask Akoko ppl where they came from lmao.

Even in Ekiti Edo's dey there
I'm a bonafide Ikare boy,I know what im saying
CultureRe: Highlighting The Ethno-linguistic Groups that Make Up Akoko Ondo by kozmicity: 3:23pm On Aug 16, 2017
KingOvoramwen1:
So In other words Edo owns part of Ondo!!


Benin Empire Forever
Nah,in other words,Ondo owns part of Benin!!


Ondo Firever
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6 Discussion (Terrible Spoilers!) by kozmicity: 3:17pm On Aug 16, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
http://m.thepiratebay.org/search/game+of+thrones+/0/0/0 pick the quality that works for you..... You have everything ranging from 200mb to 2gb.

you'll need a torrenter Though, preferably FUtorrent from the playstore.... It's only 10-20mb.

https://wetransfer.com/downloads/55d18232c6c43f8641d2502648a1d76320170816061135/36b1fb
The episode is partitioned, so download both files. Combined they are 1gb heavy.
Quality is good.
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Is it possible to download an entire season of GOT??
If so,how many gigs does it cost??
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LiteratureRe: My Life Of Crime... Fiction by kozmicity: 10:39pm On Aug 11, 2017
Santosbilly:
My Life of Crime... Episode one

The first day wasn't the worst like most people will expect. Don't get me wrong it was strange being in a new environment with uniforms and men shouting orders at you like a horse in a race. But somehow I found peace amidst the chaos and a weird sense of belonging here. I looked around and saw the walls surrounding us like Roman shields and felt protected when others will feel caged. I smiled, beat my fist on my chest mentally and walked into my cell like a king. My name is Norman Church and I am the newest member of United States prison and this is my story.

Yeah, I know you are wondering why I am so happy to be locked up and curious to know what I did... A part of you wish I was there with you, so u can hit me with questions like a reporter and interrogate me like a detective but u have ti wait a little longer ‘cause to get to the end you have to know the details in between. One thing I can tell for certain is this, if you stick with me till the end I bet you will be happy to be here too.

My cell mate was a half cooked Asian whose English sounded like something from Jackie Chan movie, I call him half cooked because he was a mix breed... His mother was an Asian LovePeddler who had one too many drinks and ended up in bed with a degenerated gambler. At the time she was working for Pablo Carmelo, who was the king of 88th street back in the day. Pablo wasn't so happy Johnny got his finest Asian girl pregnant so he took him to the pier, chopped off his dick and made him suck it till he choked from it. The cause of death was inconclusive, the Medical Examiner couldnt tell if it was the loss of blood that killed him or lack of oxygen. So Xing was left to raise Frost alone as a single mom, whose main income came from sucking dicks, little wonder he ended in prison for possession of illegal drugs and assault of a police officer.

The minute I heard the click from the machines indicating the door was locked, Frost walked up to me, shook my hands and said “welcome to your home, I have a strong feeling you and I will do great things" and that's how the friendship began...

Now is time to take you back to my days before I found this safe haven....
I'm waiting oo
CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Men Arrested In Uganda With Fake $100 Million US Dollars by kozmicity: 10:04pm On Aug 11, 2017
lalasticlala:
2012 gist
How?
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Chief Named ‘demon’ Writes Open Letter To IPOB Leader Nnamdi Kanu by kozmicity: 5:17pm On Aug 11, 2017
facelessangel:
Afonjas tremble at the mention Namdi Kanu.
I will say worse things about Afonjas if l were to be NK
That's why you can't be him...ever!!!
FamilyRe: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by kozmicity: 11:34am On Aug 11, 2017
delishpot:
lets see you quote that
None. I thought I quoted you after you quoted me. If you don't quote me, I don't think I will quote you again.
FamilyRe: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by kozmicity: 11:01am On Aug 11, 2017
delishpot:
Na you Sabi. If you like, call white black and black white.
How many cows should I kill before you stop quoting me??
FamilyRe: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by kozmicity: 8:18pm On Aug 10, 2017
delishpot:
. Now you see the reason. If they don't pretend d they ain't considered decent. Yet you ask why they pretend? grin grin You answered your question. Because society frowns at them if they are open about enjoying sex. To look decent they must pretend that they do not like sex.
Wrong on all counts
FamilyRe: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by kozmicity: 12:08pm On Aug 10, 2017
delishpot:
They pretend because that is what society expects of them. If you read a post of wife seeking divorce because her husband is not satisfying her sexually and she doesn't want to cheat under his roof. Many people would insult her and call her names. They will mock her for desiring g to be sexually active with her husband. But if a man makes the same complain people would support him. So you see, our society doesn't like women talking sexuality from enjoyment angle.
Wrong Hun...they do that to appear decent,say anything you want to...the truth still stands...
FamilyRe: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by kozmicity: 11:50am On Aug 10, 2017
delishpot:
Come carry me commot na. Is the pill too bitter? If men can do same and make excuses why can't women? Are they not flesh and blood too? How can't he know that she likes sex? Hahahaha are women not expected to know that men like sex?
I've never heard of a man that pretended to hate sex...but as for ladies...

You can testify to that end!
RomanceRe: 6 Weird Places Ladies Take Photos Used As Profile Pictures by kozmicity(op): 11:29am On Aug 10, 2017
mrtomola:
What about in front of a Mirror ?
90% of all the mirrors used for picture are still in the toilet
RomanceRe: 6 Weird Places Ladies Take Photos Used As Profile Pictures by kozmicity(op): 11:28am On Aug 10, 2017
DarkMagic:
Toilet is commonly used

They will nw b like "Home Sweet Home"
Lwkmd!!
RomanceRe: 7 Sets Of Guys That Find It Difficult To Woo Women by kozmicity(op): 11:25am On Aug 10, 2017
Jostico:
Guilty of 2,4 and 5. I need help
Only you...your case is hopeless
FamilyRe: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by kozmicity: 10:05am On Aug 10, 2017
delishpot:
If the child had known him as father, if he has given the child his name, if he has signed to be the child's father, he may be forced to pay child support. Law takes the child into consideration in some cases.



Sexual frustration or cheating can happen to males and females. Just like men also cheat esp if the wife's job takes her outside 5he home for extended periods of time and people would say sex is important in marriage, so does a wife also need her husband to have sex with her too. So yes, the temptation may come. You don't blame a cheating man when his wife is a workaholic and is always not around why then do you think the woman should be abandoned in a cold bed and the man feigning he doesn't know she misses sex too?
Carry yourself and vamoose from this thread...how will he be expected to know that she and her type like sex??

When Una go pretend finish,get married,caught cheating,look for crazy excuses to justify yourself like:We've grown distant,He is a cheating husband,He is never there for me.

BTW,why do girls like pretending??
PoliticsRe: Are Eastern Ports Dysfunctional? by kozmicity: 10:56pm On Aug 09, 2017
shukuokukobambi:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Old deluded gull wants a Lagos to be built for him in the east. Won't you carry the one you guys already developed in the SW back to the east? Or you no longer own 95% of it again? cheesy

Why do the advanced Jews need the almajiri and ewedu govt to build a new Lagos for them? What happened to the one Ebele Jonathan built? cheesy

Jealousy and envy will surely be the death of you cheesy
[color=#007700]Savage!!![/color]
Romance6 Weird Places Ladies Take Photos Used As Profile Pictures by kozmicity(op): 10:43pm On Aug 09, 2017
[b]Most ladies in the society want to keep up with the fake profile many people have known them with. These ladies cannot even be comfortable in their own skin as they always aspire to be something and someone they are not.



It is fascinating that the first thing ladies want to do when they get to a beautiful environment is to take pictures. There is nothing wrong in appreciating a beautiful and serene environment, but ladies in Nigeria do this to a fault and end up taking pictures in every beautiful environment they find themselves.

With the use of smartphones like blackberry and other tech phones, ladies want to put up the best pictures they have as profile pictures. The appalling thing is that some of the ladies who put up beautiful pictures of themselves in nice environment live in ghettos. Some leave their houses to go take pictures using the background of the most beautiful house on their street.




We understand that most of these ladies want to look good but then, too much of everything is bad. While every woman cannot be Kim Kardashian, you could be comfortable being who you are and handle your personality with grace.[/b]


Here are some of the weird places ladies snap pictures they use as profile pictures:

1. Toilet



This is the number one spot ladies would fight hard for to take pictures. Selfies trend in this zone and it is shocking to know that ladies deliberately use the rest rooms because they want to take pictures. Toilets that are beautiful and tiled are well loved by Nigerian girls.

There was an incident where a lady took a selfie and ended up showing the lady behind her who was trying to wipe her butt after using the toilet.




2. Passenger seat



Many ladies love taking pictures in the car; many of them enjoy posing behind the wheels even though they cannot drive. Ladies do this any time they have the opportunity to seat in a car that is very neat and posh.

They have different filters they use to make the pictures come out well before they upload them as profile pictures. Most of the ladies in Nigeria enjoy taking pictures while in the car. It does not matter whether the car is theirs or someone else's. Car na car.

3. During church services

The church is another place where ladies take pictures which they post as profile pictures. Most of these ladies may not even know the topic preached in church for that service.

All they are concerned about have to do with their looks and the venue. Once their makeup is well done, they proceed to take pictures when everyone is busy praying and firing the demons in their families.

4. Public transport




Ladies also enjoy taking pictures in buses. We really do not know what spurns the ladies on or what inspires them to start taking pictures in the bus. They really do not care about their safety in a place like that where there could be thieves or hoodlums around.

What matters to ladies like that is getting a good shot of themselves so they could edit the background and put it up as profile pictures on their phones. Taking pictures inside the bus also extends to Keke napep; some would even go on to snap while on a bike.


5. Restaurants and hotels



Ladies love taking pictures in hotel lobbies and restaurants. as soon as they check out the environment and they feel like it would be a good place to take pictures, they would bring out their selfie sticks and find a strategic place to start taking the pictures. There are some ladies that will always put up pictures of themselves in beautiful bars and restaurants. are they trying to tell us they live there or what?

6. Car park

It is really laughable seeing ladies taking pictures of themselves in car parks or lots when they are not car dealers. Who are they fooling by the way? Having a fleet of cars show in the background of their profile picture make them feel good for some unknown reasons.

Cc tosyne2much lalasticlala Mynd44
Romance7 Sets Of Guys That Find It Difficult To Woo Women by kozmicity(op): 10:27pm On Aug 09, 2017
There are certain men in the society who find it difficult to woo a woman or approach her for the first time. It is generally believed that only the good looking guys and the rich ones have the confidence to walk up to women and ask them out.
Although this might be true, it does not work for every good looking and handsome guy. There are some men that find it hard to walk up to ladies and tell them what they think about them. Most times, their problems are psychological; some of these guys have something they are holding on to. An inadequacy that makes them feel they are not like every other guy in the society and may not have the opportunity to have all that they want.




Men like these become shy over time and find it really hard to express their feelings to the women. And to back it up, many of them might have had a bad time with ladies who make them feel terrible about themselves. This could change their orientation and make them recline into their shells.

Find below the various sets of guys who find it difficult to woo women:

.1. Short guys

Most guys who are short find it so difficult to walk up to ladies. It is usually a challenge walking up to women who are taller than them to express their feelings. Some of them however are confident and could talk to any lady they want.

Even the short ladies use their heights as an excuse when turning them down. Over time, this becomes an issue as it affects their taste when it comes to women.


2. Virgins






Amazingly, there are some men in the society who have not had carnal knowledge of a woman’s body. Men like these may be outgoing, witty and smart. They may have girls wrapped around their fingers but when it becomes a one on one thing with them, they become gentle.

They get so lost they start picking the most ridiculous topics to discuss when they are alone in the room with a woman. They also do not like telling people about their sexual status as this might cause them to be mocked.

3. Guys who are grammatically mixed up



Another set of guys that find it so difficult to woo women are those who are grammatically twisted. They do not know what to say to women who are intelligent and obviously not in the same class with them.

It is usually a challenge for these guys as they have to rely on some of their friends’ help when it comes to matters like these. Even when they are given lines to cram, they end up messing up the act when they get there.

4. Introverts




There are some guys who are naturally timid. They could be phlegmatic or choleric in nature. Men like these acts like virgins and see a task like wooing ladies as a big deal. They would rather be friends with the ladies for as long as possible until the ladies assume they are in love and start to date them.

5. Religious guys



Some guys who are active in fellowships or attend church regularly could also be unable to woo women. These guys are extremely religious and do not know how to walk up to a woman. And finally when they summon the courage to walk up to a woman, it is as a result of the ministration of the Holy Spirit.

6. Stingy guys



Some men avoid wooing ladies because they do not want to spend. They have come to the realization that it requires a reasonable amount of money to keep a woman in this part of the world. Men who do not like spending would rather avoid approaching women and would wait for the day they would get lucky and meet women who willing to sleep with them for free.

7. Guys with low self-esteem



There are some guys in the society who lack confidence. This has nothing to do with height. Some guys just do not know what to expect when they walk up to women; guys like these also claim to value their integrity and would rather entice women with money or their wealth.
RomanceRe: 6 Things You Can Be Sure Nigerian Wives Would Always Do by kozmicity(op): 2:06pm On Aug 09, 2017
cruzita:
DAT NO1 IS SO TRUE.U WILL SEE A SEXY UKWULICIOUS GIRL TODAY AND TOMORROW SHE WILL BECOME ONE FLABBY WRAPPER TYING WOMAN JUST because SHE IS MARRIED
E be like say you join them oo..How do you know all these??
Romance7 Excuses Women Give For Not Being In A Relationship by kozmicity(op): 1:57pm On Aug 09, 2017
Life is in stages; there are moments when a child is expected to be studious and get the best out of life. There are also moments when one is expected to take on certain responsibility in the family and assume leadership positions.

A child is expected to learn how to crawl and walk in due time; the same child is expected to display certain behaviors at a particular time in his life. These things are age appropriate and the child would definitely outgrow these things in due season.




Ladies who the society considers to be of age when it comes to marriage are often pressurized into getting married. Most of the ladies already know this and have series of excuses to give when the topic is brought up.

In this part of the world, women are expected to get married irrespective of their educational background and career. As a matter of fact, a woman’s husband is said to be her crown; a successful woman who is not married is looked at funnily.

Ladies who are single and not in any serious relationships are usually defensive; they are quick to bring up ridiculous excuses to justify their relationship status. Here are some of the excuses ladies come up with when asked why they are not in any relationship:

1. I am taking my time



At thirty, a woman who says she is taking her time is fooling no one. We understand the fact that there are lots of unserious guys out there who may want to take advantage of them or play with their emotions.




But saying this makes many people think the ladies are responsible for their status and that they are unwilling to go into a relationship whereas they pray and cry behind closed doors to be in a relationship.
2. All they want is sex


So many ladies say they do not want to be in a relationship because the guys only want sex. A woman who thinks sex is the only thing a man wants from her is shallow minded; this is because she feels the only thing she has to offer is sex.

It is also hilarious hearing this from women who have slept with virtually every man; who are they fooling? Some of these ladies masturbate behind closed doors and expect men to keep their hands off them when they have a long sexual history themselves.

3. I am waiting for the perfect man






Some ladies say this when they are accounting for the reason why they are still single. That wait is going to be a long one; there is no perfect man in the world. The ladies looking for perfection in men are also flawed.

Every woman is expected to work on her man and not wait for some finished product. Perfection is an unattainable feat to mortals, it would be good for the ladies to know this as soon as possible.

4. Guys are a huge distraction



Another excuse ladies come up with when they are trying to justify the reason why they are single is this. While many ladies say men are a big distraction to them, the girls younger than them are married and moving forward in life. Although God’s time is the best, it would be good for the ladies to give other reasons that would be better than this.

5. I just don’t want to be in one



Many times, ladies say they do not want to be in a relationship and would prefer to remain single. The truth of the matter is that there has to be something wrong with that lady. She might have had a very bad experience with men at an early stage or might have been victim of sexual violence at one point in her life or the other.

Either way, it does not sound natural for a lady who has clocked thirty-three to give an excuse like this. It would be nice for ladies like these to go for deliverance.

6. They are players


It is annoying hearing ladies give this excuse. Not every man out there is a player. The fact that they must have had one or two bad times with men does not mean every guy they meet after then would be just like that.

This is fallacy of generalization! For a lady to have concluded that men are players, she must have presented herself to them as an object that could be tossed and played on.

7. Relationship is not meant for everyone

Some ladies come up with this excuse when asked why they are still single. If you take your time to sit down with ladies that say this, you will understand that they have probably had enough experiences or have lived close to people who have seen hell in relationships. This could be the basis of their mentality.

Either way, marriage is considered to be a black market and you never can guess what you are getting into until you are in. But the ladies would still have to try getting into a relationship before they shut their hearts forever.

Cc tosyne2much lalasticlala
CrimeRe: Baby Falls Into Fire During Couple’s Fight Over Infidelity by kozmicity: 1:49pm On Aug 09, 2017
ibkkk:
The woman really messed up,no doubt[/b]But the part of domestic violence is what I'm having a problem with.Accepted, no man's gonna take it lightly but what if the woman or the baby lost their lives in the process?
Don't you think the man would be guilty of murder?
He didn't touch the baby did he??
He didn't tell the woman to cheat with the baby around did he??
He didn't tell her to pick the baby and run away did he??

Put yourself in the mans shoes...what will you do??

You only talked about the beating and fire but failed the cheating part which only means one thing...you support cheating spouses!!!

@ the bolded words,that's called patronising,your bolded comment"the woman messed up,no doubt"actually means[b]-she bleeped up by allowing her husband catch her

Why...Stop trying to be fair when you're not.

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