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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Upheld Candidates Must Win 25% Votes In 24 States, Plus FCT by kozmokaz(m): 3:50am On Apr 14, 2023
JagabanBorgu:

He will be removed for someone who got 25% In 16 states?
Do u 0bing0s thiΓ±k at all?

See you in court
Politics / Re: Police Officers Rob Assault Passengers At Gunpoint (video) by kozmokaz(m): 7:34pm On Apr 13, 2023
Una see the nonsense Una de give ak?
Politics / Re: Court Of Appeal Has Jurisdiction To Stop FG From Swearing-in Tinubu On May 29th by kozmokaz(m): 2:23pm On Apr 12, 2023
Ireportlive:

Do you feel threatened

By you ?

Nope

The said tribe have faced worst and guess what ?

They bounced back a thousand times stronger
Politics / Re: Court Of Appeal Has Jurisdiction To Stop FG From Swearing-in Tinubu On May 29th by kozmokaz(m): 1:57pm On Apr 12, 2023
Ireportlive:
And as Buhari rightfully said to Lawyers at NBA conference

He Buhari would set aside court injuction and pronouncement on matters of National security


We know the day a court pronounces such judgement... A war and ethnic cleansing starts

Markets would go up in flames as arsonist would wreck havoc as don during the wettiie crisis of 70s,

.a particular tribe would become endengered specie in the North and West as previous Massacres would be child's play with the current level of arms in circulation


Is this a threat ?
Politics / Re: Chinedu, CEO Of Chinmark Group, Is Wanted On Fraud Charges By The Police by kozmokaz(m): 1:47pm On Apr 12, 2023
Cashout

Still funny how gullible Nigerians are to keep falling for all this yeye investment shit
Politics / Re: My Verse On Falz Mr Yakubu by kozmokaz(m): 8:49pm On Apr 03, 2023
I love it man
Politics / Re: Gen. Faruk Yahaya Warns IPOB, ESN: Don’t Threaten Integrity Of Nigeria by kozmokaz(m): 5:38pm On Apr 03, 2023
zanebaddo:
There's nothing wrong in herdsmen invading kogi. It is good for the development of Nigeria. If you don't like it go to court.

Judge go medical check up πŸ˜†

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Presidential Election Was A Crime Scene Not Election - Intl Observers by kozmokaz(m): 4:26pm On Apr 03, 2023
Omo this is what best describes it πŸ˜†

A crime scene

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Politics / Re: Gen. Faruk Yahaya Warns IPOB, ESN: Don’t Threaten Integrity Of Nigeria by kozmokaz(m): 4:23pm On Apr 03, 2023
And herdsmen just invaded kogi !!!
Sometimes I wonder if this men just chose to be dumb on purpose

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Politics / Re: LP Campaign: Leaked Audio On Obi, Oyedepo Is Deep Fake by kozmokaz(m): 2:42pm On Apr 03, 2023
We know already

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Crime / Re: Share Your Experience About Being In A Cell Or Prison by kozmokaz(m): 12:44pm On Apr 02, 2023
alyarmouk:
Spent over 1 month in DSS custody in Ikoyi. I nearly run mad. Only me in the room o...being served choice meal, access to medical care daily(if need be). Top notch treatment, but I nearly run mad.

I prefer dey flog me daily for 3 weeks than being in that isolation for that long. Yet nobody dare lay a finger on you.
They are the best in Africa.....yet........

I nearly run mad.

Wetting carry u go dss
Politics / Re: Swearing Tinubu In Will Cause Chaos In Our Country - Datti Ahmed (video) by kozmokaz(m): 11:04am On Apr 02, 2023
duro2chang:
Which section of the constitution? He is a sore loser like obi.

Was ALL the criteria followed before declaring the winner ?
Politics / Re: Swearing Tinubu In Will Cause Chaos In Our Country - Datti Ahmed (video) by kozmokaz(m): 10:27pm On Apr 01, 2023
duro2chang:
Datti should be arrested and dealt with.

For quoting the constitution?
Crime / Re: Share Your Experience About Being In A Cell Or Prison by kozmokaz(m): 6:19pm On Apr 01, 2023
Lol my own Sha

Sold coin to person

2020 baba lamba say coin no enter I enter am ooo

Catch em boy beat beat am
Na so em oga (master planner ) go call police for me

Omo this men knack me cutlass for back ooo (say I gk de fight strong man )

I told them inside them van hope say the guy told u guys wetting em do

After telling them my story

Omo all of them compot (plus hearing my surname ) as one of the officers form my villa

Em use eyes follow the others talk

Immediately we reach area command


Straight them carry me go meet the area commander

As I tell the area commander wetting xup and how much us involved

Em hail me Immediately start de call me hushpuppy πŸ˜† 🀣

Na so em tell em boys make them gimme VIP treatment say anything I want make them give me


Area commander come say na me Bleep up

Say I for come report case to police fess before rushing the boys say now the oga say na kidnap I kidnap em.boy (and kidnapping na serious case )

Now him go use my money do me case

πŸ˜† 🀣 fear fess catch me Sha



Area commander then gave order make them detain all off us zi both the guys πŸ˜†




Say make we settle within our self drop 1million for police as eye wey see πŸ˜† (I craze!!! 1m on top my trade money ) ah

Me no gree Sha
We all were kept in the office cell on area commander other as VIP wey we be
Had my phone all through out the 3 nights I spent there Sha.. and ate what ever I wanted .. though food was the last thing on my mind .. (nothing sweet pass freedom Sha)

Called big bro

Who had to call relations in FHQ Abj

Was grated bail Monday after spending 3 nights there

Omo caught cold
One of the police officers gave me his sweater

The kind rashes that sweater give me for body eh

Well that particular officer wey knack me cutlass for back was crushed by trailer few months later πŸ˜†

And his colleagues that came for the illegal job still de face there consequences

The guy paid them 400k to come carry out the arrest ::: that 400k choke them Sha

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Travel / Re: My Nasty Experience With Nigerian In New Jersey by kozmokaz(m): 10:14am On Apr 01, 2023
Why cover her name ?

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Politics / Re: Court Freezes All Abia State Government Accounts In 27 Banks by kozmokaz(m): 10:01am On Apr 01, 2023
AbdulMagaji:
Less than 60 days to go..

The governor should be stopped from borrowing also!

Few days ago, Reps stopped Buhari $22b loan


Rep didn’t stop shit


China no gree borrow una again

Those reps self want make bubu borrow cause dem self get %

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Business / Re: Banks Push Out Dirty, Mutilated Notes As New Naira Scarcity Persists by kozmokaz(m): 9:51am On Apr 01, 2023
πŸ˜† how many billions was spent on naira redesign and election again ?

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Crime / Re: Women To Be Fined $60,000 For Refusing To Wear Hijab by kozmokaz(m): 4:22pm On Mar 31, 2023
madridguy:
Nice one from the Iranian government. I hope some day a Nigeria president will also think towards this direction.
Not on hijab but our mode of dressing especially our young girls and even some women.

Your agenda is DOA

People have rights to wear or dress how they wish !!

You wanna detect to people what to wear

This is federal republic of nigeria

Not Islamic republic
Or North Korea

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Politics / Re: Cowardly Accepting The Faulty Results Of A Faulty Election Is Not The Best Thing by kozmokaz(m): 6:24am On Mar 30, 2023
Why are this guys so scared of the court and rule of law ?


Same constitution every candidate gonna swear to uphold ?

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Politics / Re: See The Airport Ogun government Built With 30 Billion Loan(photos) by kozmokaz(m): 4:29am On Mar 28, 2023
JagabanBorgu:

When u guys talk, I begin to wonder if u think we are f00Is.
Anambra State University was existing before Peter Obi contested election in Anambra, same as what is used as d teaching hospital.
Are u talking about same malls Obi demolished I think Ikenga hotels or something to build but never built?
The community elders came to beg Obiano to come and build those things for them.
Obi was doing virtually nothing other than talking in office.
Make una rest abeg.

Oga stfu
Now I can authoritatively tell u

You haven't traveled!
Health / Re: This Is What I Found In My Friend Anus , Pls How Do I Go About It by kozmokaz(m): 12:54am On Mar 26, 2023
Who exactly get this anus abeg

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Crime / Re: Amazon Alexa Records Angry Man Strangled And Cut The Wife's Throat by kozmokaz(m): 9:14am On Mar 25, 2023
He called to turn him self in ... wetting come consign Amazon Alexa


Make una stop this advert

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Politics / Re: Appeal Court Reinstates Adeleke As Osun Governor by kozmokaz(m): 2:11pm On Mar 24, 2023
Lithiumite:

Was obi himself qualified to run on the ticket of lp?

25% is done and dusted and already
that will be left for inec and LP to decide πŸ˜†

25% just began
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Reinstates Adeleke As Osun Governor by kozmokaz(m): 2:00pm On Mar 24, 2023
Lithiumite:


They have throne you guys a bone so they can take the meat away from you!! Wisdom is profitable to direct

Think you failed to understand what is happening

Obi first applied to be allowed access to the bvas .. apc thinking his case was gonna be from the bvas

Then he came out with petitions from other areas of not qualified and the 25% abj

That's a master stroke sir .. reason apc is in jittery

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