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CareerRe: My 9 Months Experience As A Non-Tech Remote Worker In Nigeria by Kpboy1: 1:50am On Oct 23, 2022
pocohantas:
Sometimes You Are Just This Close…
Quick question - Did you ever utilise this Vlookup or Xlookup skills? It helps to know saturated areas/scare skill set as you put it...Good tips. I do bit of VBA but enjoy large data set reconciliations. Kind regards
CelebritiesRe: Davido, Chioma, Cubana Chief Priest, 30BG On Private Jet To Israel DMW's Wedding by Kpboy1: 11:02pm On Oct 22, 2022
doggedfighter:
Personally that thing she's putting on isn't even comfortable or practical.

She will keep parking boobs . So what's the essence ?
Hmmmn interesting women feel it's doing too much grin wetin men go come do cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Davido, Chioma, Cubana Chief Priest, 30BG On Private Jet To Israel DMW's Wedding by Kpboy1: 10:57pm On Oct 22, 2022
pocohantas:
This top/dress no be here o.

Total unnecessary display of bosoms.
But what do I know?
Agenda must agend. cheesy I've stopped worrying over female nudity. Not sure of my indifference when I have a daughter though, especially if she's unmarried. Nature has made your gender like flower lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Bella Evicted From The Big Brother House by Kpboy1: 8:23pm On Oct 02, 2022
maureensylvia:
PHYNA o

Congratulations to Phyna
Hello maureen, do you think her winning does encourage her lifestyle model for youths?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kpboy1: 10:13pm On Sep 18, 2022
Reeoman:
How much are you willing to let go?
Drop digit Abeg
Kindly PM...or specify...it has to be considerate as its factory standard including OS. Not willing to share personal details. Thanks
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kpboy1: 8:08pm On Sep 18, 2022
I have Hp Elitebook 840 G4 16 Gb Ram Core i7 7th Gen SSD hard disk touch screen and finger print bought brand new from UK . Battery 8-12hrs.

I hardly use it having access to office laptop all the time.
Unlimited guarantee and will share details(ID) to know I'm NOT selling it for lack prior to payment. Serious interest should quote in Abuja.

BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Kpboy1: 11:41pm On Sep 10, 2022
pocohantas:
You are Prince (one person), but your profile kept using we/us. Are you an individual or an agency? Abi you are non-binary?

Anyway, change your I’M to I AM.

Your account would get verified (the blue tick) after you get your first job - most likely.



Kindly look into this sentence. There are niches where grammatical errors shouldn’t be excused. Transcription is one.

That said, I opened a specialised transcription profile and I have gotten two invitations in a week. I rejected the first one. The second is still ignored. I guess it is not such a bad niche.
grin the bolded is funny, I learnt it's meaning recently.

Please are finance role sought after on upwork?
I have finance background with strength working with figures/reconciliation, cleaning data and general advanced understanding of excel (with basic VBA use which I won't have time for complex projects). I am given it a trial with no success yet.

Thank you for the attention, and selflessness guidance on SM.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kpboy1: 7:25pm On Sep 09, 2022
pocohantas:
He is not young. Na im picture dey my dp. An old man like that should have small sense.

Toor! I am always ballistic. I just have respect for this thread and its members. That is why I am of good behaviour here. grin
grin Hmmmn, under 35/40yrs can be forgiven, but "young/old" shouldn't be sole determinant of behaviour, unlike exposure and identity.

Irrespective of your ballistic tendencies, possibly your being geniunely expressive should have better basis for finding common grounds and or agreeing to disagree...once there are no extreme tendencies, but good emotional stability/empathy.

Your strength in communication isn't well appreciated here, for a female! Kudos!! That's the likely reason a deeply intuitive/discerning person will take interest in your gists.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kpboy1: 5:42pm On Sep 09, 2022
pocohantas:
Read his posts and you’ll agree with me. If he has made 10 posts since yesterday, 8 is to insult Poco. That is how him and his fellow he-goats behave. If I bring out time for them, they’ll deflect and begin to play victim. Claiming I am looking for their attention. Whereas they had it coming. His second account (kayperry) is currently on ban. He would soon lose this one too and create his 14th account for my matter.

Nonsense!
I can understand how you feel, though probably not exact since being trolled and throwing jibes at females assauge some folks ego.
Some of this folks are young and emotional stability isn't accessible in public space. It can be amusing if one see's through the "character".

But your outlash was funny you know some sane people cringe when you go ballistic! cheesy

Your personality is notable and engaging in nairaland history. cool
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Kpboy1: 6:37am On Sep 09, 2022
pocohantas:
You made no sense young man. Sometimes it is better to shut up. No be everywhere you see Poco post, you jump out even if you have nothing sensible to say. What did you type now? Some women dey fck nonsense sha.
grin grin grin
Poco why grin
PoliticsRe: NDLEA Appoints MC Oluomo As Ambassador For War Against Drug Abuse In Lagos by Kpboy1: 11:56am On Sep 06, 2022
BeeBeeOoh:
shocked

Chai! Nigeria can never get better I swear
Seems you know whatsup...David Hundeyin and Gist lovers later brought it to limelight...very unfortunate situation
RomanceRe: Please Advise: I Am A Guy Of 35 Considering A Lady For Marriage Who Is 22years. by Kpboy1: 5:01pm On Sep 05, 2022
virginprincess:
Really!,to me 10yrs is too much,i can't marry a guy above 30 for now,i'm still in my early 20's so i probably need a guy in his late 20's.
Hmmmn but honestly where are the guys in their late 20's that are matured wholistically? They are few except with good background. Then again, maturity wise, ask females experience dating such
RomanceRe: Groom Wept Profusely As His Bride Walked Down The Aisle On Their Wedding by Kpboy1: 6:14pm On Sep 04, 2022
virginprincess:
of course,there are ladies who love hard guys but i don't,i prefer gentle and soft guys.
Thanks for your sincerity. Hope you didn't like hard guys when you were younger? Some ladies change after getting more mature.
RomanceRe: Groom Wept Profusely As His Bride Walked Down The Aisle On Their Wedding by Kpboy1: 5:53pm On Sep 04, 2022
virginprincess:
So sweet,i love soft and emotional men,i pray God blesses me with one.
That's good. But many hard rascals have pretty girlfriends...check higher institutions and NYSC, I lie?
HealthRe: Doctors In The House Please Help Me Answer This Question by Kpboy1: 6:37am On Aug 21, 2022
MITCHELL96:
You're making sense shaa, but bottom line, OP should get a girlfriend.
So girlfriend na to dey fvck anytime prvck erect?? lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Skit Makers Now Use The Name Of Jesus For Jokes, CAN Should Act Immediately!! by Kpboy1: 2:52pm On Aug 07, 2022
BewareOf419:
Christians are not desperate like our brothers in second religion. If you like take Jesus name eat Chicken that won't move Christians to kill. Christians don't believe in blasphemy
Be careful of what you say, certain things can be used against Christians.
Respect for religion should be a standard across, as it stands.
CareerRe: Remote Work: Any Hope For Non-Tech Nigerians? by Kpboy1: 12:10pm On Jul 31, 2022
pocohantas:
Not typical of me is what exactly? Do you know me from anywhere? Ego play where he is working and on a job he marketed himself for? If his ego comes into play, he would leave and I keep my money. It is not rocket science.
Oh okay. grin saw through emotional challenge(s) women face leading men, especially security risk in a domestic situation and confident you would have considered such...warm regards
RomanceRe: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by Kpboy1: 9:39am On Jul 31, 2022
pocohantas:
One would think the logical gender would have this figured out. But this is 2022 and they think having sex is a revenge.

I would never understand what Nigerian women did to be plagued with her men. cheesy
Interesting arguments and can't fathom why it should "irritates" folks.

So men seemingly offer a lot to get sex, and women use it as a leverage despite enjoying copulation theoretically as well (can be likened to the chicken and egg irony). Putting it mildly, a man's ego from ancient, possibly animal kingdom depends on how much sex he gets from the "best females". In the middle of this trade is "emotional love".

Pls note I'm not holding brief for "revenge sex" reasonability but on why sex it's a deal maker/breaker for males.
CareerRe: Remote Work: Any Hope For Non-Tech Nigerians? by Kpboy1: 9:17am On Jul 31, 2022
pocohantas:
Lmao. Last week I contacted this guy to come clean the house. You know, focus on what brings in money and delegate the little things. He told me he is going to church o. That he would come “next week Mon/Tue”. By 1am, I put on music, opened all the windows and cleaned everywhere myself. He started calling on Tuesday and I told him it is done.

Abeg, make she dey go church and wedding. But if she beg you for urgent 2k, feel free to change am for her. cheesy
I do follow your comments and they are particularly intriguing (though u go ballistic at times and it seems to soothe some nerves, am indifferent to it). Joined NL recently. Despite having self awareness and stable way of engaging issues, surprised you're vilified in some quaters rather than engaged in sane discussions.

Not typical of you, how and why did you engage a male domestic service. Pls share age and your thought process after factoring in security. He might become attracted to a mature and delectabled lady. More interesting you forgot the ego play except he's quite juvenile and should see you as "aunty figure". This ego discuss will trigger emotions, do kindly ignore. Regards

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