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Guykhena:
for where,,
Only tagged voters go fit vote,,the rest,void..

I swear, u fit see this brawl for front page

Ksslib, did u say wives meaning there are still others?? Why Lagunna come dey fear to brawl na? A whole King Solomon of Nairaland

rozzay:
Its wife sir! Am d only one all odas r counterfeit

Of course, if u no support ur husband na who u go support? But wait until they drop their verses, and u should judge based on criteria. Visit other battle threads for info

Ksslib:
Lwkmd. Battle never even start , bukato wives don begin rig votes.

Ochon go suffer today.

I swear, I just dey laff for here since the babe say she must vote o as per wife concerned

Lagunna:
Kr0ne u dey craze

Na u craze pass me na. Don King wey no fit punch

Rozzay, come here u never see battle u don begin vote? If ur husband na soldier, u go follow am go war?
Please bring ur chats here

Guykhena, are we allowed to use dictionary to decipher lines in this battle? Because, the way I see this, Patrick Obahiagbon's attention might be needed o.
Lagunna, no banners for this match? A match that will definitely hit the front page u no know ur work again abi? See ur head

ELYMAXiimus:
Feel like flexing ma thumbs

aiit..

Testing

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f*ck you!!!



I hold a tech to kill a nigga/ it's a stigma/ that i carry .... So flee nd quit being eager/
Before you get shot down like ikeji linda's/ blog ...... Slim or bigger/ i bring down kingkongs/
when i serve em shots in rounds ...... Pingpong/
i hope these beefing clowns live long/
but i'll be killing with the sound of guns/
i give these bozos fever/ purge em with yoyo bitters/
shoot with fofo killer/ to end these homo breeders/
we celebrate your death ....... like boko's leader/
it's hard to see these noggins adhere/ to instructions on here/
do i need needles to this thread......
.............to make these gobblins aware?/
naah! That's something ah fear/
cos you're getting electrocuted.......
...............when i flow with the current affairs/
max is outstanding ....... Cos i'm clever with the plays/
you're outstanding, cos ....... you were never in the game/
i'm better than these lames/ effing with the name/ elymax .... You best retreat in shame/ or get buried in the grave/
nd don't think i'll be dealt with n restrained/
when i kill nd put you in a "coffin"...... Then tell people it's "framed"/
this nig aint healthy in the brain/
he should stop pretending he is sane/ nd stop stepping on me lane/
cos he wouldnt draw the battle line........
....... if he used pencils n his paints/




to be continued........

Gbam!

Wonders may never end!
If somebody tell me say Sosiqdude go fit script that kind verse I go slap am o! The same Sosiqq wey dey add 'Amen' for him verse . Lmaaaaaoooo!!!

Lagunna:
You don see Smack White dey battle rap before?
Or maybe u don see Don King dey box before

See ur head! dey there dey form Don King

Lagunna:
Your head don scatter ooo

I c/o u sef.

Battle Ochon first no be to dey create thread and paint picture everytime joor

ochon:
Bros, na so you hate me reach? Make I reach your level of scripting before you pitch me against a badass brawler.

Lagunna can only win u in powerpoints and gathering of babes. Engage him in a 10 bar brawl, u may win. Just make sure ur lines rhyme

Tiyazman:
GIYAZ vs Limerick!!

https://m./530135533678084?view=permalink&id=855349704489997&comment_id=855371947821106&_rdr

Which group be dat?

Lagunna vs Ochon joor

Giyazz, listen. Never listen to anybody insulting ur dead sister. .don't even take it as an offense. God is watching. I cautioned Lime last time about it, now it's Aromo. You can joke with anything but not with the dead. Foolish people!

ELYMAXiimus:
Sh1t! I didnt catch all the controversies. Adaobi must have hidden them....
But this aromo is so pathetic. When you brawled giyazz we all gave you the win cos you deserved it.
You never complained. You posted a pix of an old man with giyaz nd used it against him.
Even when giyaz said he's not his pa, no one cared cos he called the old man papa...

In your own case, you've been bragging youre from a royal famly. You said we should google your name, right? Which is what krone did. Nd he was blessed with that pix to use against you...
He did'nt even call the man your dad, he said you're from his background, which is true(cos you said it yourself).
Now you're b1tching cos you lost.

Kr0ne has time sha. I told him to ignore the f@g just like i did.
I knew he'll start crying if he loses.
I mean, what do you expect when you thrash a kid?

Thank God say u remember! Na google I google o just like he said. And I saw so many king kongs I only had to choose one. If you say na lie google Aromoleran and find out urself. I didn't even bother uploading one other ugly old woman's picture that I saw

teddybiyasi:
ladies n gentle men I hereby present to you NL drunken master KR0NE

You no well

Lagunna:
Thank you guys..

No worry, just add small Heineken to ur system and man up such is life, bro

ELYMAXiimus:
it depends on what terms both battlers are on..... Giyaz nd khena did'nt agree on such.... That stunned khena himself, When he saw his mum's pix displayed and dissed like hell... Lol



But in the case of two nigs who have been beefing for long, anything goes......... Like the case we have tonight......
If aromo had krone's dad's picture, he too woulda posted it......

Of course! He nearly forced me to become Elvis

007Bruce:
he should be stoned to death

Don't mind him

YoungDaNaval:
Dissing Ya Opponent's Parent In A Brawl.

Na today u dey see am?

YoungDaNaval:
Lmao

What do u mean by parental diss?

iamaromolaeran:
okay...hold on

done ve removed 2 bars.....

i thought he said 24 lines......

no arguments...

Still 12 bars

Aromo, remove two bars. . .Guykhena said 20 lines

iamaromolaeran:
I need Heckler koch.....and my people will supply/ with acids in goblets.....to sprinkle on the guy/ till he's wrinkled and sighs/
then I ll" thrust "stars" in his "cornea"......and have the krone vanished...... "In the twinkle of an eye"!!!/

I ll" tuck this creep behind/ and knock him in his gland/
then rip off his limbs.....glue his legs to his brains......to help him underSTAND!!!/

Am AWOL with the phrase.....I ll" utter Two clauses/ bless him with a slap....after few curses/ then bruise his lungs with "yams"....so the cause of his death.....is "TUBER culosis!!!!/

He ll" be boiled with steam.....and gassed with vapour/ in spars am major/
While the krone brings the noise....."like that small generator"...."i pass my neighbour""!!!/

he's phony and cheap/ only a dollar will be flashed.....then am boning his chick/
Save your racism talk....cos my "black and white bullets"....will have the krone looking....Like a "Domino piece"!!!/

The electricity in me.....could fear a Faraday/ i load rifles with ease... if he dares me i ll" spray/
and leave him dead in "journey".....if ya'll doubt his demise......ask Yemi Alade !!!/

Elymax is 15...and krone is smacking his asss/ A 26 year old ppedophile....that rrapes 14's and 13's....and abandons his wife/
He's even known to "touch 12's".....like a "homosexual Clock"...."that's banging midnight"!!!/

I got my techs in range/ and I text with rage/
Krone is wack and "stagnant".....like the "5 naira bill".....we don't expect a "change"!!!/
I ll' be fusing verbs/ to trick the con....and put his crew in debt/ for abusing vets/
Ya'll know "my looks kill"....but krone won't have the "Stares".....if he had his face dug...."into the Building's steps"!!!/

He ll' be whipped and buried/ a sword to his chest...he's deceased and perished/
He can't "coin" words like me....tell krone to stop trying.....to script on "pennies"/
Or he ll" be starved for weeks.... till ulcer purges/ my knive is here to tax....and slaughter purses/
If krone's a fortune TELLER"....he ll' gagged with "receipts".....near the "bursar's office"!!!/

I was to brawl a Human...who brought an amphibian here?/ I should have it squashed.....killed and bent/
Or burn it in Delhi.....so we can smoke the krone.....as "Indian Hemp"!!!/
He's a filthy "Goose"...I ll ram my boots in his knees/ dump his head on land....and his foot in the seas/
Or have him interred in "UGANDA".....cos when I erase the "U"....then its good for the geese"!!!/

Am rude and on top/ if i hear krone's track....I ll make that DVD stop/
Till he lives a "deeper life".....with his bones disposed..... "In Kumuyi's Church"!!!/
You d' always find krone....with his dumb queers and rretard crew/ always claiming big boy....at fun fairs or the damn pool/
Let's talk facts here....only time he was "Fresher" than me......was in his "first year in high school"!!!/

(This is not a lie)

I checked in to murder/ before then though.... your mum licked my ccock....and ate it like burger/
thats the truth bro....am effing your mother/
Mrs Anozie's with me...honeymoon in "New jersey"....while her son's swapping shirts.....with "sweaty footballers"

Ok, that's it!

No time for break down, read my verse carefully, and if you don't understand . . .google. Guykhena, no strange ids allowed. . .





I'm known to spew sorcery since the old times/ and hit lotteries if the dough nice/ so this bastard should quit fronting, the show's mine/
no 'Blaq'. . . but if he 'blunts', he'd be stuffed in my 'smoke pipe'/ coz I'm hostile. . . and if he claims he's Iam tha I am . . .he'd be made a burnt offering to the Most High!!

. .He only wins fights against fake nicks, with the lamest verses/ watch me end those scopes, not by a way of surgery/
but my punches'll penetrate his surface/ and rip out his organs . .similar to renovating churches!!

. .When I flash the chrome, his fate will get sealed/ I noticed he framed a few nicks?/ but my bravery will win/ our avatar already foretold the gay is bleeding/ plus my army laying a siege/ to stomp those snakes in green grass . . .if they bent on claiming the field!

. . I'm here like Rick Ross, with killers and gats/ to crush ur fillers and blands/ and before these feeders and glads/ u'll be buried six feet, coz a spar with the boss . . . is deeper than rap!!

. .He'll be grave silenced with the rites of the dead/ gunning for the price of my head?/ this hater's foul!/
if he takes up my 'bounty' he's buying me paper towels/ he couldn't 'flip shiit' using skater bowels!

He has a genetic fault . . .to hate and quarrel!
. . .so in his dome, my goons will be storming/ first, I'll put a boot to his noggin/ and if he don't turn a new leaf . . .I'll smoke his family tree . .to the root of the problem!!

. .True, his nice with frees, but in battles? his rap is shitty/ I advance and swing with agility/ to stop his heart beat quickly/ but my punches too fast for him to see/ coz like hemianopians . . .he has a hidden diss ability!!

. .Your practically a mute!/ and radically a fool/ for battling ur own self, I know that Classicsam is you!/ I should hang you in the noose/ and start pissing on u . . .but ur innate . . . coz naturally, you lose!

. .It's so scary but frank/ that Aromo is 'unsteady and blank'/ he's like 'office files', he's 'accepting the stamps!'/ whether from a 'lady or man'. . .I mean, Aromo's a bisexual, . . .he got f-ucked by Teddy and Max!!

. . . Like the Nigerian army, I'll keep the killing in progress/ since he's seeking his own death/ he brags he's rich n he own wealth?/ but I googled aromoleran, and saw gorillas, witches n old men/ so I'm right calling Aromo an ape coz he keeps beating his own chest!!

Themamba:
Bros, abeg, I know Ksslib more than you can ever know him... I didn't just join nairaland... my other handle got banned.... no vex, ejoor...

Besides I don't intend voting in ur battles seeing as I ain't a regular poster... Don't get paranoid..

I know u won't vote, smh

Ksslib:
Erm, abeg no vex o!

Who be this?

Check the person quoting u and see when he joined NL. Naim don know Ksslib now now now. Smh

iamaromolaeran:
aii hold up....
give me 15 minutes.....my italised sshit ain't showing on my phone.....it ain't working.....

I wanna transfer my verse to system and do the italised and bolded part there....hold up

So if I had posted u would have expected me to wait for 15 minutes? Smh

Guykhena, please tell those original ghost ids to stop swarming the thread na!

I swear, if my boss calls my attention I'll leave this thing o. Una remember say na him talk Friday, now suddenly Thursday, and after me checking before him he still wants me to post my verse first?

iamaromolaeran:
have you forgotten rules...
challenger posts first.

guykhena like ve said before.
any ghost account commenting is not mine.......its probably krone ...one of his plots. so you know if he starts accusing....

waiting for you krone.

I checked in first and my verse is ready. I won't waste 10 secs if I see ur verse, so stop that trick!

Ksslib:
Jesus, the way those people from God knows where don scatter FFR with chats , i no just fit shout abeg..

They're living ghosts. .most of them had their first comments in FFR. Others started with creating threads, silly punks!

Where's Aromo? I'm still at work, be fast