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Guykhena: Elvisonjack2 was more advance,,,the rest were doing narrations

Ok, please rate them according to leading order

A Topical Contest on Phoenix
Topic: If I Was A President

Please tell us the best 3 verses. Thanks

[size=15pt]Elvisonjack2:[/size]

Ok!. . .

My ambition is not urs/ Bleep whu wanna 'play game' wit me in foursome/
. . .cos if i was priviledge to move to Aso/. . .I swear. .u won't loose the 'coast of my regime' or offshore/

For sure/ If i was the president. .i would make the welfare system to be a sufficient be/ . . .and eliminate 'taxes' and sequence fee/ both the sucklings and midget see/
. . .Cos 'UTC Constitution' wouldn't be like idi-amin and wilter jich!/

Bleep military Lime/ . .cos imma gonna make Naira bigger. .and inflation would be crime!/ Y' could buy a bag of Groc'ries wit a solitary dime/. . .unite citizen actions and feelins like it's a solidarity time!/

I won't make citizen 'cry blood' like lytteton mime!/

No need for more talks/. .imma gonna carter the poor folks/. . .and make none broke/ this is No joke/
. . .Zik and nationalists. Shall. .smile. .immediately i dissolve 'ebola issues'. .like am der. .savin alot soul/

Like andre ho' einstein/ . .hear me out. .so listen/. .'Boko haram' no go terrorise us. .like isis and so call philistine/. .But if 'ihejirika nd modu sherrif'. . Step into the 'bout'. .imma slay em wit no reason like a foolish hommie wit instinct!/

Elvis-jaY
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[size=15pt]RapAcme:[/size]

If am priviledqed 2 rule niqeria, here are wat wil functi0n/ it w0nt be in asumpti0n/ dah i'll qiv gud infrastructure/pr0vide p0wer, water e.t.c .....even r0ads wil b well structured/nw i'l make sure d ec0n0my rec0qnises agriculture/ nd ensure respect q0es 2 0ur culture/. . . .

C0minq d0wn security/ i'll qiv 50%increase 0f their salary, with sensivity/ i'l make sure dey'r wel equipd 2 face t0rr0rism, mehn riqidly/ da c0untry's m0ney wil b acc0unted evry 3days, t0 st0p p0litics demn gridity/ nd dah means c0rrupti0n wil b wreckd easily/

nw 2 p0wer supply/ i'll make w0rkers multiply/ nd make em c0mply/ as ah increase d meqa watts, nd make electricity available all time/ mehn, we'l b celebr8inq uninterupted for s0m tym/.....
Nw 2 d health ish/ all televisi0n chennels wil av tym 4 healthy tips/ all health nd h0spital bills/wil b strictly free/ qet facilities in/ nd qiv em 2 h0spistals in realy nids/. . . . .

Nw 2 educAti0n,n0 m0r fees,,mehn all ar free/ den i'll pr0vyd sch0rlaships/ nd make sure libary halls ar filld/ wit textb00ks,2 reduce d p00r hardship/0f the children in p0verty/ (Tz a freez d0h). . . .

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[size=15pt]Nuel:[/size]

Would get justice awaken.... bt mak 4 d hopeles a new great-dream, cos even wit the protests nd "hunger strykz" dey aint makin deir "goals", nd itz a big-tym-calamity/D way i'ld defy-dah-"gravity"/would b lyk setin flanges, Wont tak away salaries nd even "wages". . So it would-neva-fall/cos i'ld get bribery off nd the pipu united formin a cool-clever-force"/would kill injustice and next i mak the funeral-call/
.would let the love of d masses live in the house of-repz/4 sure i w0nt 4get/2 tak shotz nd sacrifices 4 d nation by makin d wrongs of d past leadaz correct/nd even mak budgetz nd investmentz on empowerment of the supressd/
.nw i'ld mak a new reform wit trustworthy deligates/dat would try 2 mak corruption, tribalism nd even racism sheerly-fade/would mak infrastructural raid all rural-sydz/nd create well functionin agencies dat'ld erase vices...... Cos i've seen flaws nd instability in d security of d nation, whrby soldierz/got tired of their work, threw off their ranks nd even rejoice lyk tz a weight of their shoulderz//xo my pointz dat i'ld lead d country in excellence/if i waz president.....

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[size=15pt]Sam Carter:[/size]

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If i were a president. . .i think i'm able/
to square up to the limit of the life circle/
if wishes were horses, i did buy stables/
so i could join the short pot-bellied men on the High table!!/
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If i were a president. . .i'll abandon ma glories/
and eradicate corruption with efcc and police/
rural children who are poor and lonely/
never seen the four walls of a classroom and spend their lives listening to moonlight stories!!/
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If i were a president. . .i'll provide quality education for students/
so they won't be like shogs who in english his not fluent/
impeach so called leaders who control the masses like puppets/
to show them that 'no one is above the law'. . .even if u stand on the Constitutional booklet!!/
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If i were a president. . .i'll provide security and helpers/
for our refineries, i'll provide spare parts/
encourage farmers for agriculture and not only fuel, gas/
provide electricity. . .cos in Nigeria, na generator and candle dey sell pass!!/
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Let the truth be told. . .i aint a fool of cos/
i'll build houses and hotel abroad/
then fill the parking lot with all kind of cars and bus/
so i could live and enjoy my life when ma reign is gone!! /
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#‎CART3R‬
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[size=15pt]Busterking:[/size]

If i were d president/security s assured 4 evry resistent/ 2 d masses i'l pledge my c0mmitment/2 fight injustice n neva relent/

lets face our educati0nal sect0r/primary m0ve wil b 2 wipe awt all admin v.c n corrupt rect0rz/wu acpt bribes n turn d female student 2 dier private wh0re/wit threats 2 fail dier c0urses wid bad rep0rts/

mehn tins are apuning

if i were d presid0..sack letter 2 al unscrupul0us officerz/yea dos idiatic c0wards..dt lacks diqnity bt l0ves taking bribes/dey cnt apprehend criminalz/wen queried..d excuse wil b''oga..we tried our best bt dos criminalz carry jazz/

st0p d0s shameless ministerz widawt delay/una dey embezzel n alwz fyt 4 m0ni shey?/n0 b mathz class bt ur days r numbered/c0s i go use my c0unter plan n attack..2 av u c0nered/den punished n overp0wered/

i jst penned d0wn my t0ts..i pray u niqqaz read my mind/i cnt do it al0ne brethens.lets av our strategy c0mbined/2 annihilate unempl0yment,theft ,n vices of evry kind/

#‎busterkinq‬!!
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[size=15pt]Wellington Joel:[/size]
Boom booom boom ... Ok ....
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If i be t president of nigeria.../
i'll bring about t masses breakthrough n be named a mandiba..../
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I'll take all political parasite down t drinage system.../
take out t corrupt frames' n their image with em..../
make road to t village hidden.../
and also keep an eye' for t 'blind justice', to protect old people,mid-age humans,teenage childrens....//
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I'll make sure there's adequate social amenities from urban to local communities..../
more food production, platform for more innovation be made.../
renovation of worn out system n new foundation be laid....//
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i'll welcome t voice of t masses'
from prof,those in 'gram mar' schools to kids in k.g's...../
Tired of seein sorrow flowin down t creeks in ages.../
n if t future is seen from a sharp angle?
Then m fulfilled as my tips relays this..../
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Aint perfect bt i'll try putting things right.../
bringin bck kuti's rich plight...../
n y'all felas' would see nigeria for its beauty filled sight...//////

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witozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

#‎peace‬
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[size=15pt]Daniflaga Tha Rapbender:[/size]

Yo! Lyk obama, ama suprise sum haterz as i becum d president/ am d chosen 1, pple want 2 represent/ who ever wins d election dah s d person pple present/

Yo! If i be president, omo am in dis post 2 Represent people/ doin on rule of law accordin 2 dicey principle, my ruling gana gah principle/ am nt gana b a bad governor xo dere wn't b political aparthy of people/ shiii

if i be president/ omo ama pt up wat pple gana dy remember me for/ like mandela did/ ain't gana b harsh leader/ my rule nt gana b of dah 1 of abacha/ as UDHR:: right of individual/ freedom of speech & expression 4 evry citizen/ mine rulin gana b difa 4rm johnathan own/ nO 2 insurgencie, society gana b in peace/ any 4cking terriorist, tryna mess arnd gana get shut down...

My government gana deal wif education/ as you knw reader of naw ar leaders of tommorow/ education is d best legacy/educate dem xo dy aint gana put d society in sorrow/ dos youth wey dy toutin 4 money ama put an end 2 it/ put up an Agency: call N.A.A.T/ 2 pt an end 2 toutin in d society...

Lastly yo!! Am taiking abt "Policy" <<paul lizzy>> , i min the action adopted by that political adviser lady/ she inspire me on d way leader nid 2 be/ xo me gana lay xum example 4 dos wu ar coming/ xo dy we wana be lyk me.... Shill
#‎president‬ Daniflaga# for 2015
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[size=15pt]Deadsh0tz:[/size]

If i were the president/step my foot in aso rock, itx now a holy residence/and thats precedence/no more languishing in political pestilence/i wil expose the evil deeds of elderstatesmen wit pot belly and a flat chest/wit pens signing papers they engage in grand theft/create a forum for the youth to rule.we must stand, yes!/i see the heads make us the youth their slave at best/we work tiredlessly and never rest/itx hiqh time they sit n watch us act brave n rest/we gona fyt the bad n evil witawt the use of blade n techs/

if i was the president,no more war,i must c0unter terrorism/wit utter euphemism/like how the yankees did in the m0vie "strike back" /make sure the security agent deal wit the culprits that try to start fiqht / heard they burnt down markets n hiked price?/wake up cal to armed force, no m0re matress/n0 sleep til insecurity is wiped awt/ whatever the forma head fail'd to do sure i do wit ma miqht trice!!!

If i was tha president, i would do away wit tha crack spot/most of the productive citizen have bin into drug stores, tryin to "fly the kite" or even hit the jack p0t/our youth are being sold into pipes n needles, n thatx a wack choice/ s0m of the youth don,t knw how to greet,/bt gat diplomas in handling needles of speed/ they could smoke shisha pots til they go feeble n bleed/but i stand here saying N0! they musn,t be left only me must dampen the treat/

yoh! I pray ma voice is heard/wen i speak in a place were no sh0t is dread/plus the glocks are swept/how would u think it wud be alryt wen we're led by a poison'd head/wen i becum president u wuld realise that the whole choice is met/how would love a nati0n wic has the toils witheld? . . .

siting in d drivers seat/thinking abt how d nati0n's rivals think/eye's wide shut i stil see the vital bit/a nati0n 0nce reverend bt now c0nect'd by dotz n blurs/seeing ha clutch the teddy bear of shame that was bouqht 4 her/i gat this aching feeling that the leaderx r n0t 4 her/deceit! dismay!/defeat! Betray!/all this and m0re c0ntiniously put in play/mind eating words giving me the "food for th0uqht" /kip me me thinking what m0re i cud do for 0nce/......... IF I WAS THE PRESIDENT! . . . . . . . . Ð3AÐ$HØTZ

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There's a price, so please ur votes are needed. Discuss that in the chat room

Guykhena: My opponent last seen "13 HOURS ago" ,,,
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Lmao!

WARRIBLOOD: Bros krone why hu na dey shine hu na teeth na

Na bad thing? Moreover, I'm waiting for ur verse. I wan see wordplay

Come o, Tester, you seriously went deep on this guy's personals o, even to his school levels. So Limerick's real name is Fortune

Geoxpress: Lols!
Kr0ne is pulling my legs

No o, anything can happen

Geoxpress: Lwkmd Kr0ne u knw say u wicked abi??

You no well. What if come go whoop me? Match wey dem never judge

Ksslib: Nothing wrong too . .I just wanted to give him the chance to post if he had the lines but didnt have the time to post..

Aiit

Ksslib: Naaa!! I told him to post his bars if he has em..

I want a deserved victory if i'll win.. Its better i loose than progress via walkover..

I'm not sure he has his verse at hand. So he's just playing by the rule, I see nothing wrong

Ksslib, hurray!!! Mikuz don give u free pass. O boy, u get luck o

Heywizzy, that's ok now

ELYMAXiimus: only kr0ne has dropped a verse! Others... Smh.. Na only to talk dem go see una!

I swear, I don't like this type of thing. Is it deliberate or they forgot they're having a match today? Na the starting be dis o, and e don dey dey one kind

Smh, cuunts reacting

fuckyouhard: babe, what's up? our date............don't forget

H0rny fool!

Heywizzy, Bruce asked u to space ur lines and u separated them like ur creating division among bars

Lagunna: krone, u are very wicked.. haba

see as u dey do ur fellow member.. chai...

What if the boy come wipe me comot? Lol

Ksslib: 4:30? ... geo don win..

Walkover..

I dropped before him

1) His real name is Geoffrey Akonye (on Fb, and if the boy deny I go post link)

2) He panicked after learning we'd spar in the tourney

Geoxpress: See hw mikuz hate me!
Kr0ne vs me??

3) He's our boy in Phoenix group, so I'm right calling him my son








This is like Gandoki to Garba/ consult ur Mcmillian reader, this vet u poking is yo father!/
it's a harzard. . . coz ur joking with a mad man!/ and once I kick off, I'll run Express down carelessly, like an a.boki with okada!

. . No need for a soothsayer to tell ur fate's messed/ you're getting circled out. . . the boy ain't square/
I recall he freaked out when he learned we was paired/ this cripple was like "Mikuz, u hate me? This brawl ain't fair!"/
see? Ur fall has already been four-toed by ur lame self!

. . It will all end here/ Krone's a stage sadist, am trained ta kill/ so let's play if ya papers real/
but u'll be the bait at this. . .coz u'll be taking more shots than Julio Ceasar in Germany against Brazil!!

. .So whoever brought u this pain, slap him/ I can top the highest glad in his kindred/ but for thinking he will reach there/
I'll remind u I'm Arthur Wilfred. . . my bars hover above ur head with a caution sign. . .KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN!!!

. . F_ck talks of punches n snaps. . .ur yet to grab the picture/ my jab is sicker/
leaves ya a nasty mixture/ of scabs and blisters/ look, these bars I deliver. . .
can make ya last days realer . . . than ur wackest scripture!!

. . His first meeting with us/ was when he was shown to Phoenix. . .and after Geo met Rick . . .he figured he should tease the boss/
he said, 'Lime, pls fix the brawl/ but my silence killed the boy/ got him sore and real pissed off/ it's delirious. . .how I beat the kid dumb/ without my fist in his jaw!!

. . He'll meet his gods/ soon as I have the lout cornered/ he lacks humility, so having his mouth covered/
will keep the proud tout unheard/ watch me carve a small grave his size. . . and bring him down to earth!!!

. .Ur skills are make-believe/ they fake, I'll beat and maim the dweeb/
my killer fashion is plainly mean/ once I squeeze and spray the lead/
. .bullets will leave more tears in ya knees than crazy jeans!

. .Falling to this lame is scandal/ more like pairing Black Face with Kanye/
Geo's the type I can tame and handle/ his skills so remote I can use em to change the channels!!

. .It's time u face the panel/ shamefully, u won't last on this/
call it a bad tourney. . . anyone could have laid the lad off quick/ coz Express is sexually indiscriminative . . .anything can cross him!

Why are these cunnts reacting? Where's Geo? Please I'm in the bank, will drop before 4:30 though. Pardon me

WARRIBLOOD: Bros...you don turn preacher like yeyenatu

I no know say she too na preacher o

Please take this to the chatroom. If dem lock here now una go begin complain

I'm mighty busy, peeps. Brb

I see cunnts reacting wtf!

Friday! O boy, I hope I'll be free that day. Checkity check anyway

Opener - 1 point - - - - Ibime

Rhymes - 2 points - - - - Tie

Similes/ Metaphors 2 points- - - - U3

Punchlines - 3 points - - - - Ibime

Personals 2 points- - - - - Tie

Flow - 1 point - - - - - U3

Wordplays - 2 points - - - - - Tie (I don't enjoy it when you explain ur punches, so I gotta tie this)

Closer - 1 point - - - - - - U3

Mvgt - - - - -Tie!

coogar: biko, that was sidddogg's bar, not mine o. i told kim i liked the bar & he's been using it against me since.

country acting = cünt reacting!
that's a haymaker. i dunno how i forgot to use it in my last battle. i can be too forgetful!

Loollzz! Well, it depends on how it's used

Geoxpress: I joined! But I'm up against 'shogs'

My verse is ready. . . So ma flex life!

Lol! Ok

ELYMAXiimus: hehe, social networks are the best way to get occupied and distracted this days!
Hope you've forgiven airmark

meanwhile, FFR is open . .
You hav'nt flowed of recent!

What about kr0ne vs fuckyouhard, aint it going down no more?

We're doing one serious project at work right now, that's why I've been so occupied recently.
Battling Jason? Why not! If he accepts we do it next week

WARRIBLOOD: I got a CONFESSION to Make//
in order to reciev my POSSESSION in TAKE//
on dis gracious sunday//
who would believe am still sleeping eyes Closed...at my HOME VICIOUS ESTATE//

truth is.. Cant remember da last time i Saw My Pastor//
Warriblood havent been to church...for d LAST six MoNTHS//
and am so ashamed of it despite da fact i Got Sum FACTORs//
dat as been driving me MAD...LIKE me going to church..wit ROAD SIDE cONSTRUCTION TRACTOR//

DUDE we huzzle just to get the LITTLE we Have//
come look at d phone am using..C2 in HALF// and dey expect me to put da moni i got.. in the Offerings BOX...jus to get sum ''BLESSING BE TAPPED//
mehn all dis pastors.. Dey use our head...my guY REASON nor DOubt//
dey got Private JET..DEY wear new shirts....and the Food dey pUT in their Horible MOUTH//
I no ave ''seen''....and God ave mercy Just stating The TRUTHABLE FACT//


i luv Christ...but i dont Like Our Christian//
any dress wen you wear go church, dem go look weda dey GO SEE stain//
talkin bout ''CHRIST EMBASSY'' church like FASHION SHOW//
da best Cloths i wore...was like Rag to their Eyes...their ACTION sHOWED//
dat day i rEALISED CHURCH GOT grade....my PASSION COLD//

so dont blame me, i still Pay My tithe//
going to church....dey look me dirty...like say i won STAIN their White//
buh i still worship GOD in my Heart..he gives me PEACE OF MIND//
despite all my Sins.....He KEEPS Me ALIFE//
xo dis is my TANKS sayin Baba eshè Dis Whole TiME.....

Da TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!

No wordplay today. But I swear, ur a VIP in this section. I wonder how this place will be without u

Geoxpress: Mikuz set up a thread for me nd ksslib...

You'd see my verse from there.. 12bars

U no join the Phoenix tourney?

WARRIBLOOD: Only dis Pun alone via wordplay...got me cracking.. (i luv meat pies i swear

It's a wordplay. Pi chart from maths. A whole KOW! chai! I'm disappointed!

mikuz: Make Cooger catch you. You're a dead man.

Lwkm

Lmao! The thing just dey make me laugh since yesterday çunt reacting