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Geoxpress: Lolzz! He didn't tell u bout hw he wanted to raid FFR this week?

FFR don close na

mikuz: Is this not a prove that Mr. Country acting is a lunatic?

Lol!! Which one be country acting again?

ELYMAXiimus: then i also replied, did you get my reply?

Ok, I'll check, bro

'Beautiful women' don't last. You either cheat on them or they cheat on you

Geoxpress: Kr0ne, what is Thor doing bout the Phoenix stuff?

Which Phoenix stuff? All I know is Limerick is hosting a tourney

yeyenatu: Hehehe... Awww! you look good in 'heat'!
Blushing is allowed in the right weather!!




YeaYeaNot

I swear

Lagunna: I c/o u

O boy, shey those stuff wey u dey do na from powerpoint? I like them o

yeyenatu: @kr0ne: good! U too cute to fret! Hehe... only woman dey spitterspatter...



YeaYeaNot

I'm blushing

ELYMAXiimus: i sent you a mail, did you get it?

During my ban. Yes, and I replied

Elvis, I didn't keep it na and I can't remember

YoungDaNaval: Download Ma New Song. It was Released Few Hourz Ago!! http://lazkeed./2014/08/22/new-music-youngdanaval-make-dem-talk-featuring-don-bejah/

Listening to your track now. Pure street style "we no send dem" d0pe!

yeyenatu: You are not allowed to vote na! U no get the memo?

Una win? Red evils?



Kr0ne who u dey fyt? Una no know say fight no good oooo.

Go watch ball jo!!!


YeaYeaNot

Never mind, jare. I'm cool

fuckyouhard: lmao!
smh! do u have style? maybe i shud stop mentionin ur name henceforth....fork off!

Including calling me to come see your brawl

fuckyouhard: believe me when i say he's not ready

Leave those cockandbulls! Everything u do right now I taught u. You use my style and that's a fact. Now ur jacking Sid's pattern. No hating, bro, but ur fake. . . and please make una no dey call my name anyhow abeg.

Mikuz, I'm in jare. Make I warm hands small, e don tey

captainflash: krone,tz gud to see u again bro..where have u been?

Captain, I dey o. Good thing ur here


Please, let the battlers mention the people they want. I wouldn't like to get in between

Let Warriblood go next. I really wanna have a good laugh

Lol! Does it mean I cannot vote? Lemme ask first o, please

fuckyouhard: aiit! it wasn't even a battle i took serious. if i come prepared he won't tie one criteria

where the hell is iceprick?

So you mean you under-estimate him? Nah! Anything can happen, man! Even if I'm to battle Yeyenatu wey be girl I go carry bazooka come. Moreover, Elymax is good. I've known him for long

Meanwhile, Yeyenatu, nobody from Phoenix will vote in your brawl against Teddy, that's if it will hold. She's not a Phoenix member, though. But I know my reasons. Make una fight, tear una g-strings make we feed our eyes

Voting Criteria :
Straight forward, I'm going with the obvious, after reading the lines many times

Opener - Tie

Rhymes - Tie

Similes/ Metaphors - Glaciers

Punchlines - Loonatikk

Personals - Loonatikk

Flow - Tie

Wordplays - Tie

Closer - Glaciers

5 - 3

Mvgt - - Loonatikk

yeyenatu:
Wetin dem ddo for facebook? KGB no dey get facebook account na.

teach your order manners jor. They very good buh they rowdy and very disrespectful and rude.
Rap isn't about being rude jo, it's entertainment.

Una don dey wake ba? Big voting tomorrow ba? Una well done ooo!!! Eku ise!!! Ndo!!! no b do or die ooo... hehehe... I go surprise un tomorrow... buhahahahahahahahahahaha!!! ace up my sleeve!! E go pass big bang theory!!

moffos!!!

Chai... who's papa wan die na? I get carpenter wey dey make casket from rotten tree ooo.

Who dey throway money?! Me I want ooo... but my puccie no dey for sale sa. my sugar daddy criteria pass 3 digits ori iya charlie

Each spat from that nick just rubs me off the wrong way... I don't know why... like ewwwwww!! goose pimple!! Astagarfurlah!!! God forgive me!

Good night ooo...


YeaYeaNot

Dem don born o

Ibime: Forget that yarns. I'm here to enjoy my bars with real emcees. You want fall in? You can come in after U3, Ema, Luna and Thunder. Should not take too long.

I'll wait at the corner and see if there r any survivors . . .if the foot marks are all going in and none is coming out I'd advise myself.

Coogar, the Prince of Persia I see u

RedJohn2: Krone, Chronic?

Yeah, bro

The great Ibime! This one ur gathering battles....I no want make anybody tamper with ur crown o u can never trust these niggas. They can plot against u. Abeg o

RedJohn! "whistling"

mikuz: Welcome back!

What's Yeyenatu's facebook?

@Glacierz, I have Loonat11k's verse, post and Ill follow suit please.

Thanks, bro! Na work just dey do me since.
I don't know her on Fb o. I saw how she was badmouthing my own precious Phoenix here. The girl na wahala. Person wey go marry am need to get strong mind

Where's Yeye? Stubborn girl, I've read all ur insults on Phoenix make I catch u

Sorry, guys, I've been so busy all this while
This brawl is very close. U guys should have a rematch.
Opener - Fyh (obvious)

Rhymes - tie (both rhymed at average)

Metaphor - Fyh (like Limerick said, it's the quality)

Punchlines - Fyh (it's quite close, but after a second read I discovered he has better punches than Elymax...the 'bra' line got this for me. The 'deadly script' too but could have been worded better. Elymax, pls don't make repetitions when u wanna deliver a punch. That "house head" is quite hilarious but u didn't have to mention 'head' before it)

Wordplay - Elymax (he had more)

Flow - Fyh (easier to read and follow)

Personals - Elymax

Closer - Elymax (I'd take his for mentioning bringbackourpussy. It's a double when u comb a punch with personal)

This should have been a tie but based on the points, Fyh wins this by a very tiny margin. You guys should have a rematch

MVGT - - Fuckyouhard

Advantageous/disadvantageous, just about 50/50

Oilandgas1: I started driving at 53yrs and it took me a whole 4yrs to perfect my driving. I'm a professional now.

I drove the very first day I laid me hands on the steering. Bashed the bumper on an electric pole though, age, 18. 3rd day I was driving alone on the highway. Can't say I'm perfect yet (nobody is). Have been involved in 2 light accidents

2004, when I lost my mom. Was little then though. But since then

babygifty: cn i jst say dat u r wrong dia, cos whn it comes 2 issues of marriage, u dnt do everything in money, esp whn it concerns d old women in d vila.they expect u 2 give dem dia bags of rice instead of money

And how do you get these bags of rice without MONEY?