₦airaland Forum

Braintouch:
I wud mix a cup of Dangote cement and drink it. Please b e fast about it!

I'd rather take answers from sane minds.

My question to all contestants. Please be serious.
If a beautiful and adorable babe like Kachisbarbie turns you down, what would you do?
Cc: Lekinz, Agarawu23, Sosiqdude and the rest.

Kachisbarbie:
Lols.
You're on a fast track to live savings.
You better go use am.

Hmm. My heart is made of glass o. Please don't break it. Rogerdat, hope you saw that.

rogerdat:
You are for everybody and for nobody

Sai Buhari!

ideyhere:
How can corruption get corrupted?

How do you mean? Please explain.

Chai! Sosiqdude, so you've already done that 'thing'. Ubiekwe!

rogerdat:
Wetin u think about the lekinz guy na..

U fit support him

I go just dey vote for everybody jare.

agarawu23:
3 years ago and I am proud of it

Means your tank go don full now.

rogerdat:
Asewo

Me? Lai Lai! I'm still a virgin. Please don't corrupt me.

Midehi:
so you too believe all nairaland babes are fake.

well am ok with my crush.

Haba! I never said so na.

lekinz:
Ademoladeji

Blush ??.. Am a black man, I don't blush and even if I wanted blushing, how will you see it..??.. Am too dark jawe

The noise from my neighbour's room, they've young kids who go to school every morning, the screams " Dupe, where is your brush", "have you eaten ?", that alone do serves as my alarm

Midehi:
nice one dear...but not all nairaland are fake, for me' i am 100% real.

Really? Oya, make we discuss later na, abi?

Giyazz. Hmm.

winetapper:
Guy , no de fall hands nah.. You go make the dude get low self esteem now

Nah. Wasn't my intention.

Midehi:
na u put flower for der?

noted.

Na so e be, sis. I'm a virgin too, saving it for Kachisbarbie.

Memorado, it's 'deflower', not 'disvirgin.'

coogar:
someone has to pair with him

Sinizia, Laykorn or Dam would have been better.

Coogar, have u seen or read Supermiy's bars before? You just killed that nigga before arrival.

sinizia:
I was expecting something more cruel from Coog, like Ely and I, or Bruce and I.

So i started penning my bars this afternoon for Bruce, but with the change of things, i'll have to start again and channel my bars towards Gladyys. I can't lose against her, ninjas will use against me if i do.

It shouldn't embarrass you. You're still new to the game. Although, you're intelligent enough to understand how to coin a punchline, but I'd also advise that you work on ur rhymes, build-ups and flow.

Midehi, Midehi...virginity kwa.

sinizia:
Coogar is heartless. He gave me Gladyys.

I was hoping to decapitate Danbrowndmf.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the match-ups

LadyBoss1:
Yh i can imagine
I Took this week off work , so just been relaxing in general

Hehehe! You need it. Enjoy yourself

coogar:
i think darkrebel should explain what 10 bars is. any stretching would attract automatic disqualification and a one month ban.

all participants should take note.
10 bars = 10 bars.

Did you actually pit Supermiy against Max? Chai!

LadyBoss1:
Im good thanks, yh dont think u were online when i came bk ..
Hope ur good tho .

Busy life, dear. I do come online once in a while, though.

LadyBoss1:
How can i forget .. Major general

Lol! Been a while. How you doing?

LadyBoss1:
Oh ok kl ... Should be interesting

Hi, Lady. Remember me?

Darkrebel666:
alright, I'll collect the new line via Facebook ✘

Alrighty then. Send your own number to my inbox.

Darkrebel666:
is your former line no longer in use? ✘

Yeah, changed it; and I don't even know the number offhand.

rogerdat:
SOSIQDUDE

Who's he?

scentmarlc:
Bozz yu niggas are jus hailing u nii

Lol. When it's time.

Darkrebel666:
I have a message for you on whatsapp ✘

I've not seen it o

Coogar's pairings are inhuman!