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sosiqdude:
Teddy is a d1ck soccer

Shut up!

Darkrebel:
leave that bloke alone.. he challenged me to a audio brawl and backed out...who's being a Pusssy?

he's just scared ... and probably knows he sounds like an Oshogbo villager and wants to save us the stress of hearing his limp voice and flow

Oshogbo villager. I've been there once and I know how they sound

teddybiyasi:
lol

Them say u dey bang men u dey laugh

ELYMAXiimus:
Congrats khena...
Ksslib you really tried... *gives him a friendly punch*

oya come make will kick third place match

I wish it's possible. Ksslib, what you say?

LooNat11kk:
Stop acting like someone is scared of yu and yur weak writtens

I'll battle yu in a prooper way, don't rush the homicide kid

You are silly kid! No be u say u go battle and beat me any time, that I'm wack and all that..so why do u need preparation? Yesterday u dropped the yeye verse u saved as Ghostaccount, I'm not like u. I don't save bars. I said today coz I'll be less busy at work. U think say na everybody get time like u? Ghostaccount

He peeped and looked away.....damn faggit! Back to my Heineken jare

Limerick:
Btw someone tell mrs kslib to leave me na, shuuu! Did I ever quote u since the day u insulted me? I dn discover say ur way no pure and have decided to leave yur lane, wetin be your own again. Lwkm, ok u don win me, we yaf hear you. Oya go use the win bye tomotoe for market. Anyway, na small pikin dey worry am sha!

Kr0ne, abeg small heineken there. I don over work myself today o, I swear, motor nearly jam me self

hw work na

I don already high self

Yap, Loonaprick, let's drop tomorrow by 4. I'll be chanced. Reject this and go to hell

Darkrebel:
so getting married is a sin? ..Satan offered him bread..he knows he can't die from the fasting..he's God's son after all...Satan offered him riches of the world...lol ..he knows he can have it if he wants..

sexual temptation is a whole different thing...he was man afterall

He was a PERFECT man! Adam would never had known he'd been unclad with his d.ick dangling as he chased animals in the garden of Eden. Thanks to Eve and the devil. Stop saying what u don't know to avoid curses. Bible said, don't add and don't subtract. It's a complete book meant to guide us in the right part of life. So we do well adhering to every word we read in there. Stop imagining probabilities...it's sin itself

Darkrebel:
of course Jesus married

he wedded Mary Magdalene....which is not bad..I dont no why the church keeps hiding it and never canonised the gospel of Philips..Mary Magdalene and many others....they jeep saying it would make Jesus' divinity questionable....

he was man on earth... he would have had sexual urge.. those Jewish girls shaking their yansh in all those parties he went...plus he preferred to about with sinners...so he endured 33 years of celibacy ..even so called priests and popes would have wankedd at one point they couldn't hold it

it was an aberration in Israel during Jesus' time to be a bachelor at 30... ..

Don't say what u don't know joor! Jesus is perfect! He could have easily resisted worse temptations than fornication. Remember how he rebuked Satan's offer of a wordly kingdom if he bowed down to him

Darkrebel:
its been long I freestyled. .and I have bars piled up ...

Kr0ne let's engage in freestyle disses here ..

lemme cook something. you reply ..we will do that till we both are exhausted...its mental training. .. are you ready...leggo

Lol! Na work dey do me joor. If I get chance I go reply u

JonNama

strapped to bruise/
blood out of you!/


It's fair warning, Krone's a badass soldier, dude/ best grab a helmet and some pads to guard ya shoulders too/
I don't need 'accented letters' to prove my bars are over you!/
I ain't yet slaying this heathen/ just taming the minion/
to prove his fronting is plainly deceiving/ I'm known to pull swords and have lame niggas bleeding/
and put an end to their reign without changing the season!/
u been here a long time but to many ur a new joke in game/
coz ur shallow minded, this bloke is lame/ type that wouldn't 'think far' even if u squeeze macs and blow his brains/
it's best he knows his place/ or be 'my stan' coz it's fact Krone is a 'pro to J'/
I always come up with funny plans/ to ignore shots from the taunting lads/ but I'm a little forced to mock this fagg/
to help him get the attention he wants so bad/ like uprooted weeds in the garden/ Jon died off quickly before reaching the harvest/
see, I done dropped many frees and rich verses/ while he 'stopped at 3'. . .like kids in kindergarten!/
I'll make u food for cats, a packaged tuna fish/ coz I got the advantage you lacking / I could make my fan base boo ya, kid/
till you take cover in a 'Ghostaccount' like ur fagg mate, Lunadick!/
this prick's taking a deathly venture/ daring the Eagle's Ridge 'Taylor' who's blessed with treasures/ ask if he could bear the pressure/ if I bind him 'all over with tapes' and beat him in every measure!/
Look, I charm with what I spew, I'm truly charismatic/ true, it's frankly classic/
u couldn't place me in ur bracket doing mathematics/
coz rhyming strapped with out proves ur a 'half @ss student' ...u never fully sat in classes!/
freestyle on phone, ask about Krone from my birdie crew/ I could go on and dirty too!/ but this nerdy fool?/
...remark 'Bis to Street'... he would only spit his teeth... if he 'drops a thirty two!'

Limerick:
wow

Wey you for dey settle them u dey add petrol. Na wa for u

Opener - Ksslib (both were direct but I give it to Ksslib for using a nameplay)

Rhymes - Ksslib (though Guykhena improved this time)

Similes/ Metaphors - Tie (both had a lotta references)

Punchlines - Guykhena (yeah, that's right)

Personals - Guykhena (the epic shoe diss)

Flow - Guykhena (I was surprised the way he compressed his lines)

Wordplays - Ksslib (Guy--K diss/tornado(u try, I never expected it)/cases(played with new concept)/ Ksslib- - -Burkina/lice/Stockholm/John Paul/wrapper? Nope, played!)

Closer - Tie (while Ksslib had a better idea but didn't land end with a punch, Guykhena had a punch but it didn't hit enough

Ksslib 5 - 6 Guykhena

MVGT - Guykhena!

Chief Judge

sosiqdude:
We just dey na...am always here...

but my own suggestion be say u suppose create a thread for the discussion and how it gonna be than just talking anyhow for chatroom... Make it to be a little special and standard..

Ok, sir

Giyazz, sorry, miscalculated. Never biased

Limerick:
How can he make room for improvement when he barely has one for himself - JonLamar is a bastid!

Why? I like the guy. At least he's not pompous

Opener - Darkrebel

Rhymes - Tie

Similes/ Metaphors - Tie

Punchlines - Tie

Personals - Darkrebel

Flow - Darkrebel

Wordplays - Tie

Closer - Tie


Mvgt - Darkrebel

Emaprince:
thanks!

Sorry!
Youtube doesn't work with Etisalat BlackBerry plan, that's what I meant. They deduct from your credit balance

Emaprince:
ksslib,last time you talked about watching youtube with etisalat...I'm thinking about buying one and I want to know if there's extra charges apart from the normal 1k a month charge.thanks!

Etisalat doesn't work with BlackBerry plan. They'd rather deduct from ur credit balance. Use any other mobile phone

sosiqdude:
How is the tourney gonna be...by voice or by writtens

Written

coogar:
topical battle?
what's the topic?

Criteria for topical battles. We wanna start a tourney

teddybiyasi:
where's the reg thread

Guykhena will create it tomorrow

coogar:
i replied your email many moons ago. it's like your internet runs on diesel.

I quoted u earlier regarding our upcoming topical battle tourney. Please check

mikuz:
I don't have a thing for topiccals - reason why I haven't hosted that kind of tourney yet.

Lol! Ok

Guykhena:
A bit sceptical about this,....

Lol! I'm 101% sure of that criterion, but it's not default...depends on the topic

obainojazz:
I'm in Sir...
have u created d sign up thread.

Not yet, bro. We just wan prepare down. This tourney must end first

Guykhena

Creativity-- (default)
Entertainment-- (depending on the theme)
Flow--(default)
Imagery- -(default)
Rhyme Scheme-- (default)
Consistency/Topic--(default)
Lit Elements-- (this should represent metaphors, I guess )
Vocabulary-- (default)
Emotion- (depending on the theme)

Coogar, Mikuz, Ibime, Emaprince, any more idea on this?

WARRIBLOOD:
so me go fight for qualification match huh?

I was just saying, it may not even happen at all. The turn up of participants would determine that

Iceskidd:
@Guykhena and Kr0ne, i've got a suggestion. before the main tournament, qualification matches should be held. Not eryone sayin i'm in, i'm in and when they're rejected they start causing trouble. And the qualification matches will make sure the best of the best will be fighting for the belt. I ain't good in topicals but if i'm able to qualify, good.
I'll need a feedback wether ya'll like the suggestion or not.

The qualification matches should be for newbies. You can't tell somebody like Rebel, Elymax and Jigsaw to fight for seat. Dig?

Guykhena:
sure!

Ok, please, can u open a thread for the registration? Start with explaining how it goes, the rules and all that, so that anybody registering should know what he's going into. Take ur time, though. You know exactly what to do. Another thread for judges. Thanks

Guykhena:
Its not a face off,,more like who's better ...
Shots won't be thrown.



Ya the art is about story-telling on a particular theme,but the title "Story-Telling" passes a different message to some certain viewers...
We need a title less revealing but more impactful ( don't look at me I've got nothing up my sleeves )...
But let's see what Kr0ne comes up with...

It's the same rules na. Who worked harder on given theme gets the win. I know u have a better understanding of this, that's why I'd like u to be around