₦airaland Forum

Note: Any participants can be substituted for failure to show up

Group A

Darkrebel
Testerfuze
Ksslib
Gottoboy


Group B

007Bruce
Giyazz
Heywhizzy
Teddybiyasi


Group C

Limerick
Obainojazz
Iceskidd
Warriblood


Group D

Fuckyouhard
Rapacme
Jigsawkillah
Sosiqdude


Fixtures (Judge attached to a battle is to provide the topic)

(2/12/14)
Darkrebel vs Testerfuze /...Emaprince
Ksslib vs Gottoboy /...Loonat11kk

(3/12/14)
007Bruce vs Giyazz /...Mikuz
Heywhizzy vs Teddybiyasi . . ./Elymaxiimus

(4/12/14)
Limerick vs Obainojazz / ... Guykhena
Warriblood vs Iceskidd /.. .Krone

(5/12/14)
Fuckyouhard vs Rapacme / . . .Emaprince
Jigsawkillah vs Sosiqdude / . . .Elymaxiimus

(6/12/14)
Darkrebel vs Ksslib /. . .Mikuz
Testerfuze vs Gottoboy / . . .Loonat11kk

(7/12/14)
007Bruce vs Heywhizzy / . . .Guykhena
Giyazz vs Teddybiyasi / Krone

(8/12/14)
Limerick vs Iceskidd / . . .Emaprince
Obainojazz vs Warriblood / Guykhena

(9/12/14)
Fuckyouhard vs Jigsawkillah / . . .Elymaxiimus
Rapacme vs Sosiqdude / . . .Mikuz

(10/12/14)
Darkrebel vs Gottoboy / . . . Loonat11k
Ksslib vs Testerfuze / . . . Krone

(11/12/14)
007Bruce vs Teddybiyasi / . . . Emaprince
Giyazz vs Heywhizzy / . . .Guykhena

(12/12/14)
Limerick vs Warriblood / . . .Mikuz
Obainojazz vs Iceskidd / . . . Krone

(13/12/14)
Fuckyouhard vs Sosiqdude / . . . Elymaxiimus
Rapacme vs Jigsawkillah / . . .Loonat11kk

Closed!

Heywhizzy wins via no show and proceeds to the main tourney

aieo:
Am a steady follower of the rap section,,, I just have one word,,, the favouritism here is to much when casting votes, it ain't fair... the other day someone voted Ibime and later changed it just because of a statement Ibime made, that goes to show his verd was not straight forward but biased... Neutral bodies should be made to judge tourneys!

Which one be neutral bodies? People from Romance Section?

Mikuz, abeg create our thread. Krone vs Ibime, 4pm tomorrow. 32 lines?

gottoboy:
You know i just came back from Ghana

When u travel?

gottoboy:
Sossiq don been scope, she noo gree, now wey inpatient sossiqq don withdraw, naa im she kom dey giv αм voice

If woman no do shakara how the thing go take sweet? Are u a learner?

teddybiyasi:
what ffucking love I missed 10marks due to the 3bars I penned in class yesterday now this ffucking imp saying trash bout some ffuck ish

You're not supposed to that in class

See the love between Sosiq and Teddy so touching

Mikuz, abeg create our thread today. We drop tomorrow by 4 if possible

Opener - Tie (Mikuz was more creative/complex in his opener but the 'guy dropped faster than Lady Gaga' side didn't hit well. It would have been sweeter if Gaga's track had been titled 'Guy Dropped')

Rhymes - Mikuz (Guykhena, some of ur rhymes fell off flat. I saw where u attempted 6 syllables but didn't complete it)

Similes/ Metaphors - Mikuz (had more)

Punchlines - Guykhena (I think the dog (zoophilia and Achebe lines are epic. Mikuz had good punches too but he was too greedy to claim the wordplay criteria his punches weren't hitting hard)

Personals - Guykhena (like Mikuz to wordplay, he had more)

Flow - Tie (none of u was perfect in this criteria)

Wordplays - Mikuz clean! (Guy Scott, Bucharest, Gynaecologist, Warsaw, Lisbon etc)

Closer - Mikuz (dance with death/rocking your home..funny! Guykhena, I understand what u tried to do but your set up spoilt the punch in this closer. Put singer Lorde name in vein in relation to bloodline no bam at all. How do u put his name in vein? )

7 - 5

Mvgt Mikuz!

Nice battle! The difference between Guykhena and Mikuz in this brawl is experience, but I'm happy Guykhena has really improved overnight

Closed!

Limerick wins and qualifies
Devilmaycry, hold on. Somebody might slip off, and u should replace him

ELYMAXiimus:
evening sire. A no show win is given after 24hrs past the deadline!...

Why 24 hours? If dem give u 24 hours u no beat anybody?

Clasiksam, where art thou?

captainflash:
smh. .krone please shift the match between i and heywizy. .i just recovered my banned account. .and am to busy for today. .thank u...

Why didn't u tell me since yesterday? How does banning ur account hinder u from scripting?

aminho:
do you think everyone on nairaland is as jobless and has negative impact on the society as you are?

Sharrap! You dey there, in ur own office, a stranger come dey form boss, even wan f-ck ur babe while the security guards were listening and smiling. Who would believe that crap?! Even ur English is belying ur claim of being a working class graduate

Opener - 1 point - Geo

Rhymes - 2 points - Geo

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Captain by far!

Punchlines - 3 points - Tie (Captain could have won this but he wasn't punching at the right time)

Personals - 2 points - Captain (for hinting on Ely and Darkrebel, though not properly worded)

Flow - 1 point - Geo easily

Wordplays - 2 points - Geo

Closer - 1 point - Geo

6 - 4

Mvgt - - Geoxpress

Guys, don't make it sound like soft poem please!

Creativity-- 2 points - Tie

Flow- - 1 point -Tie

Imagery- - 2 points - Gladyys

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points - Tie (though both of u were barely rhyming)

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points - Gladyys (she maintained her topic from start to finish)

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points - Obainojazz

Vocabulary-- 2 points - Obainojazz

Mvgt - - Gladyys

Creativity-- 2 points - Nil

Flow- - 1 point - Devilmaycry

Imagery- - 2 points - Nil

Rhyme Scheme-- 2 points -Limerick

Consistency/Topic-- 4 points - Devilmaycry

Lit Elements/Metaphors-- 2 points - Limerick

Vocabulary-- 2 points - Limerick

Emotion - Nil

My Vote- - - Limerick
Devilmaycry was more consistent, though. Still hang on, dude

Open for votes

Mikuz
Kr0ne
Elymaxiimus
Lonat11kk
Reyginus
Guykhena
Ibime
Emaprince

captainflash:
Smh. . Where is geoxpress nah!!!

Your time says 10pm. If he doesn't show up then, alert Mikuz. U might win via no show

Ibime should stay alone and pray for his sins/ cos I'm dispatching goons to his home to slay all his kins/
They'll make him die like Steven in the bible . . They just a 'stone throw' away from his crib/ - Emaprince

I rose from Hades/. . . my Excalibur from Avalon/ My soldiers slay gees/ like Eragon/ when the battles on/
so if Prince go against the King. . . they’ll chop his head from a tree. . . .I’m David. . . he’s Absalom!/ - Ibime

Warriblood and him trouble self..

Where Limerick and Devilmaycry?? Una time don pass o. Come now and post

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aminho:
i was sitting in our companies lobby with my girlfriend a while back during a job interview,A guy approached us thinking we were part of the applicants and said he can help us get the job his uncle owns the company and he was just their as a formality he was doing it in a way to get my GF'S attention she understood the move so we played along for the fun of it,i asked him how can i get job as i just graduated and i needed the job badly thats when he said i will pay 80k,as for my gf which he doesn't know is with me she will just be his date for the night which she agrees too he then asks for my name and i wrote down for him the receptionist and the security guards where just laughing,he gave me his account number to deposit the money into which i agreed the rest of the applicants on seeing it approached him and started beggin him to help them thats when he saw my fathers photo hanging on the wall with founder and CEO written beneath the portrait oboy come see how my fake eastern friend humbled his person and started stammering before i could say asenal he has left the building without taking the interview he just missed a chance of a life time cuz 70% of the people there were picked and when i checked his file and cv he graduated top of his class in nsukka

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Emaprince, You Need a Bank. Congwaaaaatss!!

Testerfuze:
That free was nuttin 2 write home about.

But make sure u report his wastefulness to him mom at home

Heywhizzy:
vocabulary is a point..is it possible to infuse pidgin in it or would it reduce point

Lol! Talking about pidgin. . .it may fall under creativity if properly worded

Gladyys:
Please explain how d 5bar is too look like,cos ion wana b accused of stretching.

It's the normal way u do it on Fb, no difference. But this is topical, u may wanna add 4 to five lines in each bar

Limerick:
kr0ne ansa this biko

To help warm u up. At ur own risk, though

mikuz:
Elymaxiimus is in charge of creating the threads?

No, he's a judge too. I asked him to create one too like Guykhena and I did

sosiqdude:
Which kind help

See as u dey shake like say him don even see ur sister. You think say wey she go dey f-ck she go tell u? Dey there

mikuz:
I met a guy on 2go and he accused me of cloning the real Mikuz lol.

Mikuz, please help us create a thread for Captainflash vs Heywhizzy. Qualifying series for the King Of the Poet Tourney, dated 27th and timed 4pm. Choose any topic of ur choice with criteria. Thanks

ELYMAXiimus:
what topic are they writing on?

Everything is on u. Just check how we did it. Their date is 27, though