₦airaland Forum

ZarZar:
What kind of statement is that? Your GF is too nice. If it were me, I'd have forgotten where we are & throw a massive temper tantrum that'd embarrass us both. Some things are better left unsaid. How disrespectful!

who has temper tantrum helped

Smart move

Rewind back to 2008. I happened to miss night prep... Was chilling with the boys in another hostel, you know how it is been the most senior in the hostel activities are optional. So we got news that the senior boarding house master was going round with some house masters catching prep absentees. As a house captain I was, I just ran back to my hostel to inform the others. On getting to the hostel I didn't go through the front door, I jumped through a window into my mates room panting and still trying to talk. Lo and behold guess who I saw The senior boarding house masters entourage. Chai. And guess what came out if my mouth " boys una no go prep". Long story short I claimed I had to stay back as a house captain to watch my house and luckily for me, my house master seconded my alibi.


So do share yours

Changing gears

nepapole:
Ion think ayav seen a surer fk taker than juninho penambucano. From this list...i pick Beckham.

JUNINHO... There's no arguing that

Berlynn:
if her husband likes it so who tf is her sister to complain ...... But some men likes it coz of quickie

speaking from experience

Another Yoruba demon sighted...

kolaxed98:
Even d funny thing is that I'm a virgin, I don't normally go out but these so called normal girls that I wanted to date always dupe me,collecting my money,after then I looked up d ashawo joints in ib and I saw bodija,I followed d instructions I found on net nd voila I'm at d place,note I'm a virgin well b4 I got to d place, I saw many girls ,as I was going I saw my pick,I don't lie old mama,I was looking for Igbo girls but I ended up with delta,seeing that its south east and a little bit south south girls with girls from north I saw their most, it's from my observation though,I'm not being particular here, that's how I saw this delta girl,not too tall dark in complexion, omo c how I was shaking since seeing that its my first time,then she gave me CD,I gave her 2k but d real amount is 500# guess I was feeling happy,lol, then d CD on that's how I was banging d girl,Im a guy that masturbate a lot and I could tell u guys 50 porn sites off hand,d thing I notice is that wen I maaturbate withing 2-3 mins I cum,but while banging this girl I used up to twenty mins banging her without cummimg and I was disappointed, it wasn't even that sweet,I banged d girl at some point she always push my dickkk out,bd hold me tightly even she was shouting a little bit,I could feel my dickkk touching some bony part of her pussy, nd im almost 7inches so seeing her pushing me out was funny,guy if u masturbate and u have a real sex there is nothing like premature ejaculation,at a point d condom Broke and she was doing somehow, maybe she doesn't my dick I don't know,but I just dressed and left,I was laughing seeing i always thought I was small down there, d point of my story is that all this girls collecting my money never gave me anything in return, at least I know for 400 I can have sex,at least that's what all these olosho hookers or whatever are good for,instead of wasting my time waiting for a gf that just want my money, everybody is entitled to their opinion though,if u want to criticize me,I'm all ears

You're an honest man. Wish you will be our president someday

Fabulocity:
Mtscgew
You're the head ashawo/olosho/ prostitute since you know this info so well and it means you've tasted all. Dirty boy!

Don't mtchew abeg. Brother just said the truth and yes he's tried them all. What's the biggie Besides I think you fall in that ashawo class

J Cole all the way up. Bro speaks truth

Get a rottweiler

Do you really have to prove yourself to anybody Just be yourself. Your loyalty is enough

Democracy... Government of the people, by the people and for the people.


Boko Haram... Freedom fighters of the North, by the North and for the North.

There is God

ibkgab001:
Will that stop them from producing fake items

Even Xhina produces substandard products... It all depends on your importers who place orders for those standards

Experience they say is the best teacher. If she comes around and makes it explicitly explicit she doesn't wanna get down and dirty... That's cool. Just ask her what time she's leaving cause you have another date to catch up with or just remain on your goddamn phone and jeep grinning like she ain't there. That simple

Tezcatlipoca:
You are just too foolish to think before you wrote that mf. I'm a graduate and got my company, KID. You should learn to think before you type. Dumbazz

. Well the way you presented your case seems you're an underage cause if you're of age you should know better.

I don't get.. Was it that the survey was carried out in the West or is just that it's Yoruba women that are most starved of sex

What's the penalty for removing one's shirt while a game's in play? Common sense people

From the tone of your voice.... I figured you're too young to be trying that shit. Go back to your books idiet.

The incident happened around 2am this morning. Eye witnesses said the fire was as a result of power surge when PHCN restored power. The situation was brought under control by men of the Jos fire service. However some shops were razed down.Pics below. Hard luck ro those involved.

VampireeM:
I am not in support of the shiites actions because they have been constituting nuisance of recent but one of the police roles is to protect lives and not kill! Inspector Idris there is no tangible or moral justification for the police to start shooting people dead claiming they were armed to the teeth cause most of the victims were not armed at all! What happened to using tasers and shooting on the leg?? Nigerian police needs to undergo training by their foreign counterparts.

like the police chief said... His men were using those (tasers) to quell the riot not until the crowd turned violent and killed one of his mehn. Put yourself in his shoes... What would you have done Remember the police man killed is somebody's daddy,Hubby and child. Besides I would have wiped em out cause already government has banned them... So they're just a bunch if outlaws.

Mimzyy:
6. ...because He lied about his marital status and she fell for it hook,line and sinker.

victim sighted

Passy089:
I caught my friend's babe cheating with another guy and she knew I saw her and she has been begging me not to talk. If I keep quiet now and My guy later finds out I knew about it I will become a bad friend...


If I talk it could be the end of a 4yrs old relationship!!!
I'm even scared the girl may set me up if I decide to talk.
guys Advice pls.

Does your friend cheat on her If yes then just mind your goddam business. It's simply karma making a round trip. If no... Then you can consider telling your guy what you saw.

Joavid:
really?? we understand that the Igala's are your brothers so take it easy.

Kogi is the only state bordering almost 5 states cos it situated right in the middle of Nigeria, so tell your Igbo communities to move back to Anambra and stop claiming another state. Edo people did not move from Edo to Kogi and claim it, Gwari people of Abuja didn't do it.
,o

WTF is wrong with you people

you Igbos have issues for real.

.... Can't help but ask... ARE YOU ON STEROIDS People are trying to have a decent educative conversation and you're hating. Common

Made in Aba sighted

franklyn00:
Do not support anybody, be neutral. Let them both sit at the back

my brother you just don't know. Somebody will still want ti sit directly behind him The girlfriend messed up sha. She's not a wife yet and even if she was a wife common sense should have made her realise the sister was sitted already.



When you go out and you respectfully go and sit in the crowd... If it's your right you'll definitely be invited up to the high table. You don't have to fight

Be a celebrity yourself. Birds of the same feather flock alike

Chase her till you drop dead

If it's Allah asper Islam... I'll tell him to call his herd to order. Negodu what's happening in the Middle East. Chai