₦airaland Forum

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Wizkid and Lai Muhammed are like father and son

How difficult a game will be determines d formation to be used. In this case, na 5-4-1 (defensive) formation. Possibly no attack but use false 9 in case of counter attack. U will definitely not lose.

EmmySparky:
You can never corner a smart player..there is always for every difficult question..it all depends on ur ability to unlock it

Exactly.

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garfield16:
IPOB is not trained to see beyond his nose, that's why you win a few battles but always lose the war

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ReabridCharles:
Buhari face tho...

Na that kind face de make we de get 0MW

What do u expect when he doesn't knw what they are talking about?

So we should be happy that our president always request to stay close to Obama probably to seek 4 attention. Or are u saying that Nigeria is 2nd to United States? Which 1 exactly?

charlsecy:
I doubt you are in Nigeria. There are credit power bills in Nigeria. This happens when it's realised you have been overcharged in estimates.

One thing is, we are too quick to make a response before properly understaning the situation. It is happening now in reality, and has been happening. Have you not heard people saying they're on credit? When PHCN discovers a user has been overcharged, the credit balance is forwarded to them as 'credit' in the next billing month, and the user wouldn't have to pay in the month. Let us not be too quick to condemn!

Which country this 1 come from? How do u know when u are overcharged when majority of d masses don't have prepaid meters but pay whatever bill PHCN decides to give them?

layla129:
It can be really frustrating and boring at a point i tell you but a distant relationship that survives only grows stronger. I'll share some of my personal tips from experience with you which has helped and is still keeping us going.
1. Visit each other; if you're lucky to be in the same country, visit each other. And if in different countries, still visit. Spend time and money on travels.

2. Video calls/ chats; being able to see each other regularly and talking about EVERYTHING develops intimacy. Send photos, take shots specifically for him.

3. Make an effort and be determined to make things work; if he's a very busy dude like mine, my sister you have to really try. U jst have to pin him down to get things sorted. The longer issues linger, the gap becomes wider.

4. Keep yourself busy; focus on your life too, develop yourself... apart from the personal benefits you gain from this, it tends to take your mind off the thoughts of him for a while. And i'm sure he'll even respect u more for that.

5. Set some rules; in my case, i made it a standard that we should never sleep over a disagreement. We must settle it before it before we both go to bed...i've gone to bed 3am on an occassion because we just had to straighten out things.
We know each other's schedule for the whole day

6.talk dirty to each other and be very romantic; you know what to do
Plus, tell him when you're angry or unhappy about anything because he is not with you physically to see your expressions.

These are the ones i remember for now, i hope they were helpful? Hang in there sis

I love this. Cos most ladies don't give themselves good advice when it comes to relationships. Some would tell her to forget d guy as he would be somewhere chilling with another girl and all sort of that. But this girl just gave a sincere advice. Nice one

On radios, and papers, just like they told us that their colleague; Shekau has surrendered even with manufactured video. If no be say Shekau come clear doubts we for believe them as usual

If they had succeeded, by 2019 they would join d rest in Abuja

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Surgery I guess

U 4 tell us if he is a millionaire. Cos if he get money I wouldn't mind claiming his corpse and thereby posses his possessions. NAIJA HARD NOW

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MNDY:
Same Flavour wey don chop dis very fine girl Anna Banner finish!
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DISCRETE QUESTION: Pls, has WhatsApp disconnected from Nokia phones like we heard they would do this year? I've been unable to log in since yesterday with my Nokia X2. No network issues because I've been browsing!

Buy Android phone

Iamoilprince:
I hate igbo burial tradition.

U dnt need all those things in a wedding..

Islamic burial still remains the best

Who De argue with u now. Why not enjoy ur own and leave other people with their own

obatala15:
Imagine what the Bishop is saying where is the faith teachings

Which faith are u talking about. Faith, when d minority whose natural resources d majority enjoy are being marginalised and regarded as third class citizens. Let's be telling ourselves d truth

Why not tell us d ones u got in exchange for sex? U are telling us only d ones u refused. Abeg face and deal with ur problems. Nigerians has enough already

Next will be civil defence, immigration, road safety, scout, boys brigade, MOD , etc in the name of creating employments. Soon uniform men with guns go plenty pass civilians in this country and we go enter another level of crimes

Oxenomy:
There are so many untold stories going on in North East but as usual, the zoo government are busy dishing us lies upon lies to cover up their incompetence.

Just like they manufactured a video tape last week telling us that its from boko Haram and they are about to surrender. Lies upon lies. To them everything na politics

I am typing from Camon C8 phone and I can testify that tecno did a 1daful work here. D best phone camera I hv seen so far I must say

Is Mitsubishi a Nigerian company? Wetin do INNOSON vehicles abi its not good enuf. Buy Naija to grow d naira as una De tell us

E be like say this people bin manufacture video show us last week say na boko Haram give them. Una don hear from d real Boko.

kenonze:



Talking nonsense is easy.
How many bill has he?

Ben Bruce is quick to list all the countries PMB visited but failed to enumerate the correponding benefits

Name one benefit

Even their children get monthly allowances. Who knows how much each gets and probably in dollars. Our money

Luckylife:
At least US and other world powers have what it takes to defend their countries ( nuclear weapons) but most Africa countries like Nigeria will be left by the mercy of the Aliens .

What if they come with something more than nuks, DAT will make all of us level

Received a call from som1 early in d morning that my shop is on fire. I rushed out of my house without taking my bath and with a bathroom slippers, entered bike to my shop only to see that notin was happening. He get luck sha say I no catch am DAT morning

renegademinds:
what if the world has ended already and we all are living in a simulated reality engineered by a coalition scientist from different countries to try to preserve the memory of human civilization?

This will make a complete season 1 movie. Make I still De reason d name

Aliens, since they are more intelligent na to come colonize all of us nah, including UNITED STATES wey De form boss for us go hunble