₦airaland Forum

Frank25:
Ok i will help you out you are lucky still needs more people

I tot ur request was out of SAPA b4, I swear

Eberex:
That's your own opinion. Try and reach out to those participating in it for clarity

Sorry, I 4got to add the part of the annoying notifications u’l start getting on ur phone from all those useless utube subscriptions. Ur business is cyber ponzi

Eberex:
Sorry.
It's not for you

U-tube subscriptions and uploading screen-shot proofs of same which attracts commissions far cheaper than the data needed to accomplish it, which are even unredeemable to begin with. Shud anything go Wrong no one to hold accountable and so many rubbish. U right it’s not for me

Eberex:
It's more of what is in it for u. I will only get a one time bonus for you joining but doesn't stop my daily earnings

SCAM-a

indadi:
I rather there are aliens (which I currently do) than believe God exists. Stay off my mentions your god only goes about fucking people wives instead of answering prayers

Permit dis mention. Incase u mean the IMMACULATE CONCEPTION Its CLONING. God didn’t fvck nobody. As for answering prayers, I can assure u, u wouldn’t answer some of your own prayers were u God

Steelofman:
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Wots d amount?

AntiChristian:
Well, you Christians describe God poorly according to your books. I won't expect you to know better.

God has no size! He created the universe and everything that exists. So He is the greatest, the most high! The first and the last.

He is not ancient of ages nor lily of the valley or all those weird adjectives you guys use to qualify Him.

He is free of those imperfections!

Haha Wot is ur religion? Are u a guru

Kalakazzy:
e be like say naa this type of private plane dey crash well well, same with that footballer Emiliano sala

Do u remember the movie 6 UNDERGROUND? The way they Ghost people?

tarantino1:
You conspiracy theorists are a different breed of humans.
Okay, so let's say she planned to commit suicide.

Everybody in the plane agreed with her shey?

The co-pilot decided to leave his pregnant wife and kids behind, the pilot also decided to leave his three children behind as well. And the producer who had a good career also decided to forfeit his life equally all because someone wanted to commit suicide.

Why Una like to type like people without sense?

I can even smell ur naivety from here! It’s a strong odour! The likes of u are why cults continue to fester underground

BluntTheApostle:
Rocky Marciano was a real person, a real boxer, one of the best the world has seen.

The only thing fabricated about Marciano was his fight with Mohammed Ali.

Oh! So there was anything fabricated about Rocky? I know u. U take everything u see in mainline press, hook line and sinker.

FarahAideed:
The shock enough to crack the fuselage is enough to kill any human

Even Sosoliso had survivors. Sir permit to say u are misleading the thread

BluntTheApostle:
I don't understand.

We are discussing a plane crash here.

First I draw ur attention to the fact that Rocky Marciano the boxing look like a fabricated character. More like a Hollywood character. Secondly the crash. Wot does the pics attached mean to u?

FarahAideed:
Happens a lot , little mis calc in your fueling Maths can do this

As soon as dashboard show red, u do an emergency landing. Why are u peeps saying it’s fuel shortage?

FarahAideed:
Not saying it's not possible many factors make this hard to make this a reality .

1 . aircraft makes are always saving up on any extra weight and probably adding many airbag to an aircraft would mean more weight.

2 : The sheer explosive force mechanism airbags depend on to work would be too dangerous having in a pressurized cabin as they might pose more problems during a crash than solution.

3. 99 percent of air crashes would come in too hard and potential of a fire happening ..I don't know what kind of gas those airbag cannisters carry and if they are fire retardant in the first place

Had the crash resulted in any meaningful shock, it would have created a crater on the site of impact

BluntTheApostle:
Yes, Rocky Marciano.

Why are you shocked

Its all a make up. Open ur eyes, not shock. The Brazilian singer committed suicide. Insist for an autopsy b4 concluding

Wen Spears was 20yrs, she met Prince Williams. The relationship though brief, proved to be a catastrophic one for Britney Spears. It led her into depression and later schizophrenia after she claimed Prince Williams shape-shifted before her during a video chat. All of that is downplayed by the media. The singer Rihanna has also hinted at the possibility of demonic possession of prince Williams whom she had met a couple of times.

BluntTheApostle:
A plane crash is totally different from a car crash.

In a plane crash, you are decelerating downwards, not forwards, and at far more speed than any car can ever reach. That deceleration enough kills passengers more than impact itself.

Now, paradventure, a passenger survives deceleration, objects coming loose (luggages, metals, torn scraps) can strike and kill you as was the case of Rocky Marciano.

That is why pilots always say (during an emergency landing) to brace for impact.

As for airbags popping up when a plane develops fault, they will burst when the plane achieves deceleration. The technology may work for cars, but not for planes.

The best way to protect the head during a plane crash is to brace for impact, and this is usually for crashes that the pilot achieves certain levels of control.

A plummet or a nose dive gives the pilot minimum or absolutely no control, and everything is left to chance. In fact, everyone is dead before impact.

Rocky Marciano

NairalandMD:
exactly my thought, the pilot really tried but nah impact shock go kill em (heart attack)... coz the plane noh really crash like that nah

The apple has in recent times served as a symbol of suicide. Many noted celebrities have taken their lives before now by injecting cyanid into apple and taking just a bite. Steve Jobs gave the name Apple to his iPhone business, inspired by the apple Eve took from the serpent in the garden of Eden

Abujason:
Premature ejaculation?
Nooo!
But try send ya wife, sister or girlfriend for confirmation. Any will be ok.

But I dey happy say you don dey sabi small, small. Naija suppose better. No dey support bad government. I don request make dem add your name to our group of warriors.
No thank me. That’s the least I can do for my friend.

Idiot
U don’t have Premature ejaculation? Wonderful! Den why are u talking like a EUNUCH U want to add me to keyboard warrior list Nairaland Zombie crew? Losers
Noisemakers on Nairaland
Semi-insane Headslamers?
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OkukoIgbo
Fourwinds
Ikpunekenwa
After4
Abujason
Tetrahedron
InoGetJoy
babaolofin

No tanks

Abujason:
Haaa! My very good friend and the terrorist himself! Good evening ooo. How far?

I no know say that thing pain you well well so.
Anyway, you go well after. Please how una go survive after Buhari leave office to the glory of God and his 30K zombies like you no have money to chop again? U fit receive sense by then?
I doubt it!

Idiot
Person wey don die tay-tay. Dey hala em name like say, na em cause ur PREMATURE EJACULATION problem

Abi Zombie crew? Hope una dey feel me?
OkukoIgbo
Fourwinds
Ikpunekenwa
After4
Abujason
Tetrahedron
InoGetJoy
babaolofin

Ikpunekenwa:
You go cry wiii tire for my hand I swear, I carry zombie antibiotics and vaccine for curing zombie rabies and scabies.

Shey you no call mod? Na your mama fallopian tube write this one abi?

Mumu
U no reach Na person I quote. How will a dullard like u know? I don need anybody to handle u Infact, I even tink the mods are conniving with ur Zombie things But plus u o, plus the mods o. Na gather trash.
Abi Zombie crew, how una reason am?
OkukoIgbo
Fourwinds
Ikpunekenwa
After4
Abujason
Tetrahedron
InoGetJoy
babaolofin

Ikpunekenwa:
You will never see these set of people here and even the few here will convince you that humanity is hanging on a balance, it is either their religion or their conscience was exchanged for 30 000 nigerian currency. You will notice the spacing indicating their chief matron.

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Idiot
The thread u want to die untop is just 4pages of responses! As dry as Covid 19 update on Nairaland Why won’t u mention the whole world? Nobody send u any message Continue to develop BP

Abi my Zombies? Jisike o!
OkukoIgbo
Fourwinds
Ikpunekenwa
After4
Abujason
Tetrahedron
InoGetJoy
babaolofin

Ikpunekenwa:
So it is paining you that your name is in the great list of those who sold their destiny for 30k?
You are now begging while urinating in your trousers for the mods to help you by blocking me?
Oga hooligan you never chiii chomtin, I go torment you till water that diluted your sense evaporates.

Idiot Do u see me mentioning any mod? Talkless of beg?? Ur generation is too few to torment me. U very empty skull! It seems u are d one full of jealousy for not getting 30k e pain u abi? Ur cause is a lost one.

Abi Zombie crew? The mods are desperately trying to drive traffic to barren threads? That’s why u tagging everyone BEGGING them to come and contribute Abi Zombies?

OkukoIgbo
Fourwinds
Ikpunekenwa
After4
Abujason
Tetrahedron
InoGetJoy
babaolofin

plaindealer:
I read up and down and I still did not see any fraud of where the AJ stole money.

Just say you don't like the process, but claiming fraud sounds silly and dubious, this is why I hate the Nigerian media and their fake and dubious headlines, always deceptive and unprofessional.

Is the Attorney General the minister of finance? Wot concern him with remittals of Brass money? Why is he asking bank to remit money owed in dollars in naira? Why is he the one determining the exchange rate? Why is he the one determining the account it will be paid into?

I tot the AGF was different from the MOF?

drizslim:
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A lady has sparked reactions on social media after she visited her husband at his working place carrying Indian hemp.

@MrsZanga shared the photos with the caption

"visited my husband at his working site and I brought refreshment to the site".

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Wiseandtrue:
You don't understand his statement! Go through it again!

Governor Bello, reacting to the 'management' and funding of the pandemic in Nigeria, had on April 1, 2020, said that "let me reiterate that Nigeria cannot afford to commit our severely strained finances to 'manage' covid19 on the scale currently proposed.

Apart from corruption which will take massive advantage of the situation, we have Trillion Naira plans for education, health, human capital, sorely needed infrastructure, indeed development programs in all sectors, which lie unimplemented at state and federal levels, because we don't have the money. I say we must not recklessly throw the little we to have at Covid-19."


PLS EXPLAIN IT TO ME

NLPoliceWoman:
Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique

Never mind those Mumus compiling people’s monikers. They have no manners. They believe their view is the most correct and every other view is BMC on a bribe of N30,000. I believe it’s d mods that have been encouraging them along this rubbish.

Their names are

OkukoIgbo
Fourwinds
Ikpunekenwa
After4
Abujason
Tetrahedron
InoGetJoy

Wiseandtrue:
who is trying to market Yahaya Bello

The same person wey say covid-19 no dey him state all of a sudden becomes an ambassador of covid-19

When covid-19 no dey no be animals dey swallow all the money � that time

Abeg make we hear word!

If worse comes to worst, I will rather vote for Tinubu than this shame of a youth!

So wot are u saying now? Is Yahaya Bello the one who frustrated u? He say Covid na scam! Which is 200% correct! In that speech he was only saying Nigeria cannot afford to leave some more pressing issues to be wasting money on Covid. Did he support covid?

CaptainFM1:
Do we not know Yahaya Bello? Why is someone trying to sell a pig in a poke to us!

Nigeria needs the likes of:

Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
Akinwunmi Adeshina
VP Yemi Oshibajo
Kingsley Moghalu et al.


Yahaya Bello should go below pls.

Moghalu wey neva Do councilor for any ward for Nigeria b4 wan turn president Flop. Zero experience! Never once a commissioner, never been a minister. Abeg, pack well make I see yonder

TheDevilIsALai:
Bill Gates' wants to pay for vaccinations in Nigeria ?

And some idiots think this is a good thing?

Bill gate is a COMPLETE Idiot. He not a medic or anything! Yet he carry vaccine for head? Wots his own? He-goat