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LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 3:46pm On Aug 26, 2017
MichaelBlake40:
See as temptation don appear o.Me i no fit understand hw Nedu get 280 o maybe he do runs tinz.
Oga Kriss glad for the update,thought u ran away but you proved me wrong.
I hope ur work isn't that stressful nw.
Lol. Thanks bro. I'm struggling to create space for myself o �
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 3:45pm On Aug 26, 2017
Damibiz:
Na woooh for u nd nyansh self
Lol baba. Problems too dey for day behind
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 12:21pm On Aug 26, 2017
Episode 31... JAMB SUCCESS


The following days went normal as I tried to focus intently on my preparation for the jamb exercise. Everything returned to normalcy as Nedu was freed from the pending fatherhood following Sandra's unfortunate incident. I had continued with my decision to refrain from sex despite breaking it some weeks ago(Mimi's incident). After that incident with Mimi, I avoided her like someone infected with a disease. She lured me into breaking my decision and that was the angle I judged her from. You know how cunning the devil could be, when you've decided to desist totally from an addiction, you get hit with a bigger temptation. That was my case. I had a bootilicious nyansh at home which I was trying so hard to avoid, but then a nyansh 10 times that of Nkechi visited me at lesson. It didn't just visit me, it literally lured me to commit. Mimi had a body one could hardly resist, a nyansh that could reset any guys factory settings, a nyansh encumbered with insta-grams of flesh, pounds of flesh carefully moulded into two rounded balls of nyansh. Oh my word! Even the male teachers couldn't resist dropping their eyes on her whenever she wobbled that ass pass them. She caused serious commotion. I never believed I could see a nyansh bigger than Nkechi's map of Africa nyansh until I met Mimi during the jamb lesson.

When the day for the jamb examination came, I prepared myself very well; washed myself, ate, took a last glance on my books and headed off to my centre; a ten minutes drive from home. Nedu was given a center different from mine so we took our exams far from each other. When I prayed, I didn't just pray for my success, I also prayed for Nedu cos I was afraid of the dunce failing. After the examination which lasted for an hour or so, I skipped all the cute and sexy girls in the hall cos I was so focused on passing my exam. I knew God must be somewhere monitoring the moves I made. So I had to keep to my promise of sticking to him if he grants me success and he did. I got my result 4 days later in which I scored 260, a very thrilling result. I almost jumped off my skin in excitement when I got the result. I called mum and told her about the result and she was very happy. I was about to call Dad too when my phone beeped, it was Nedu.
"Nigga wassup" I said in excitement.
"I passed my jamb bro" Nedu's voice thrilled in the phone.
"Yea me too, but how come you passed" I was tryna sound sarcastic.
"How come I passed? You're a fool"
"Sorry, how many you got?, I'm sure you don't know the pass score"
"I got 280, you think am a dunce like you?" Nedu's voice was firm.
"280 what? its a lie Nedu, check well, you might have checked another persons result" I said in disbelief. 280? when I got 260, how the hell could that idiot score pass me? I thought in disbelief.
"Nonsense. its my result. How many you got?"
"Let's talk later" I ended the call and dropped the phone in astonishment. Haba! I was still lost in thought when I heard a soft knock at the door. Who could it be this quiet afternoon? Mum at work, Dad at work, Siblings away on holiday. Who? I made my way to the door and opened it when a very sexy figure stood before me with pleading eyes. It was Nkechi.
BusinessRe: Is It Possible For ATM To Dispense Cash After You Are Gone? Any Such Experience? by krissconnect(m): 9:33am On Aug 25, 2017
dust144:
Yes I have eaten my father 20k in union bank Abuja, he punch and waited but the cash and card didn't come out and went in to complain while I wait but the cash showed up and the atm, no vex I gave the man his card n the cash was story for the gods.
I know ure lying. But continue.. undecided
BusinessRe: Is It Possible For ATM To Dispense Cash After You Are Gone? Any Such Experience? by krissconnect(m): 9:32am On Aug 25, 2017
Yes. Have u watched the movie 'mad buddies'. Its very possible
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 5:51pm On Aug 24, 2017
apejoye1:
[b][/b] wink nice on krissconnect. More updates abeg. Na because of u I join NL o
Wow. I'm honored sir. Thanks and I won't disappoint ur decision to join
Foreign AffairsRe: Protests In Togo Against 50-Year Ruling Gnassingbe Dynasty Turn Bloody (Graphic) by krissconnect(m): 4:58pm On Aug 24, 2017
Africans. Africans. I weep for my continent cry
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 1:23pm On Aug 24, 2017
MichaelBlake40:
Chiboy no mind Nedu very soon nw u go see as im go give another girl belle o(another girl because unless Sandra dey stupid she no go fit agree make Nedu enter her again )
Oga Chris i luv ur updating style keep it up.
If you need any kind of support don't hesitate to call on me
Lol. Sure boss. Thanks very much. Work just dey delay me
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 12:09pm On Aug 24, 2017
Episode 30... GOOD BAD NEWS 2


Idiot, shey you don escape this one na abi? I frowned my face at him and said In pidgin.
" I know say na your plan make this girl born this pikin" He jeered at me with a grin.
"Before nko? Weren't you the one that impregnated her? When you were pounding without mercy you didn't think of pregnancy abi? Abi you thought she was going to conceive Mercedes Benz in her womb. Idiot!"
"And so? God knows am not yet ready to bear the fatherhood responsibilities, so he eased this unfortunate incident for me" He threw his hands in the air at me playfully, signalling I just lost a battle. I hated it, I hated that moment, I knew I lost it. I had wanted Sandra to give birth so he could start answering Papa pikin, so I could get one over him, so I could taunt him so badly whenever he tried to snatch a girl under my nose with his humorous character. But since the doctor came up with the good bad news, I knew I really lost a battle, a battle to Nedu; another worthwhile opportunity for Nedu to jeer the hell out of me. Eeyah! Quite unfair. I noticed Nedu had even paid a double of the fee for Sandra's medication out of excitement. The idiot continued smiling sheepishly as we left the hospital with a recuperated Sandra. I continued snapping at him with a grimace look as we entered a taxi heading home. We were only some minutes off the hospital when Sandra asked no one in particular.
"What happened?" She said softly.
"You lost your baby" Nedu cut in almost immediately.
"Shut up, mumu, is that a testimony?" I lashed at him. Listen Sandra, I continued, you lost consciousness and was bleeding profusely so we had to rush you to the hospital.. you see? erm, the doctor said after administering on you that due to the unfortunate incident, you lost your baby...
"What?" Sandra screamed in astonishment.
"What do you mean by what?, aren't you excited you lost the baby?" Nedu looked her intently. The driver turned and looked at Nedu when he asked such question.
"Thunder fire you there, I retorted, Why should she be happy she lost your baby? You well so?"
I reached out for Sandra's shoulder and patted her, drew her closer and said aloud, "I'm sorry dear, don't worry, you'll conceive another one for him, you hear?". I wasn't expecting an amen but Nedu shot an angry snap at me and I almost bursted out in laughter.
" Silly idiot, you fa fit give belle but you no wan carry pikin" I thought to myself laughing.
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 11:37am On Aug 24, 2017
Damibiz:
Nice work...i started frm the bottom nw we here
Thanks bro
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 11:37am On Aug 24, 2017
MichaelBlake40:
No mind me na to show de kin love i get 4 de tori o
oshey cheesy
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 11:36am On Aug 24, 2017
cyber5:
Bros why you come quote the whole thing na
grin
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 10:24pm On Aug 23, 2017
Lildiamond:
I love this story
Thanks
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 10:24pm On Aug 23, 2017
Emmysky:
Guy make dey fear you oo, You just dey update anyhow. Thank God.
Dat Nedu na beta goat. Although his situation is relatable..You no go know if to smile or cry gringringrin. More ink to you pen my bro.
Lol. Thanks bro
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 5:47pm On Aug 23, 2017
stephenGee12:
Nice one man
Thanks bro
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 3:46pm On Aug 23, 2017
ChizzyMaris:
Haha. The idiot escaped this one.
Nice job, Kriss. Ride on.
My madam... Thanks oo
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LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 3:45pm On Aug 23, 2017
bjwizzo:
hahahaha
grin
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Jokes EtcRe: Arsenal Fan Wears Arsenal Jersey Gown (Photo) by krissconnect(m): 2:46pm On Aug 23, 2017
richybankx:
Sorry to divert the topic but do you no any link on how to download that movie pls... #1000 way to die #..
No sir, sorry
RomanceRe: $100m Not To Have Sex Ever Again In Your Life, Would You ACCEPT? by krissconnect(m): 2:03pm On Aug 23, 2017
If masturbation is allowed, why not?
Jokes EtcRe: Arsenal Fan Wears Arsenal Jersey Gown (Photo) by krissconnect(m): 1:28pm On Aug 23, 2017
ShyCypher:
Look at his head, he is a Igbo, no doubt.

They can reshape jerseys, but they can never reshape their heads.

Never.
Receive sense undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Arsenal Fan Wears Arsenal Jersey Gown (Photo) by krissconnect(m): 1:27pm On Aug 23, 2017
Rolandonyi:
This ain't Jersey but community shield
Hahahaha. 13 fa cups in one picture grin
Jokes EtcRe: Arsenal Fan Wears Arsenal Jersey Gown (Photo) by krissconnect(m): 1:26pm On Aug 23, 2017
1000 and 1 ways to die undecided
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 1:25pm On Aug 23, 2017
MichaelBlake40:
Wetin u want make Nedu do na at least his trouble is over
PS;i'm following this ur thread bumper to bumper
Lol. Thanks bro
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 12:39pm On Aug 23, 2017
Episode 29... THE GOOD BAD NEWS


I was at first frightened by Nedu's cold voice, but on a second thought, I reckoned it was part of his silly jokes, stupid pranks. Nedu never stopped pulling pranks on someone, serious pranks that you would think the young boy was in a serious danger. He had done it quite a number of times and I thought the current situation wasn't an exception. I had wanted to stay back and ignore his call but I decided to go. If he was trying to pull one on me, I was going to beat stupidity out of him. I dressed up reluctantly and headed for the door. As I turned on the door knob and opened it, I saw Nkechi coming up the stairs with a bucket of water on her head. She was wearing a half cut top with a mini skirt that revealed a sumptuous deal of her fleshy laps each time she put up her leg on a stair. She saw me and halted. She tightened her lips and narrowed her eyes at me and looked at me expectantly. I wouldn't fall for this, I thought. I had a call to attend to and I had a decision to keep. She looked with a sober look and I felt pity for her all of a sudden.
"Chiboy, you have been avoiding me right? Her voice was sober. I didn't reply her, I just stood transfixed for a moment and with guilt, i closed our door. I made my way to walk past her but she carefully moved up and closed the space. She continued looking at me expectantly, I knew she wanted me to say something, to tell her why I started avoiding her all of a sudden, despite the sex she offered me randomly. I only let out a palpitated breath and reached out for her hand on the rail.
" Listen, something just happened and I'm in a hurry, I promise to talk to you when I come back" I noticed she looked at me doubtfully, but that didn't matter now. With that she shifted sideways and allowed me walk through casting a doubtful look on me. I had managed to avoid her sexily built body and I was proud of myself, the only thing that rang in my head then was Nedu's voice, "....something bad has happened...

I hastened my steps as I walked down the lane to Nedu's house, my heart started racing faster as I was getting to his house, I had this unusual feeling, a feeling that something really happened and it send cold chills running down my body. I got to Nedu's house and knocked on the door, it took just a few seconds when the door flew open and I saw Nedu sweating profusely. I looked at him in awe and with a widened eyes. I was expecting him to say something which he said almost immediately.
" Its Sandra, Sandra... "Nedu stammered.
" What happened to Sandra?" I asked him anxiously. Nedu started crying, I watched as he opened his mouth to force the cry but his voice was dead already, I guessed he had been crying for so long that he couldn't cry anymore. Tears flowed uncontrollably from his eyes.
"Talk to me Nedu, what happened to Sandra?" I shook him so hard expecting the answer to fall off.
"She is dead..." He mumbled the words.
"What? Sandra dead? You must be joking Nedu. If its a prank, better stop it cos I'm not falling for this, you heard me?"
"I'm not joking Chiboy, I'm not..." I noticed he was not really joking cos the tears flowed naturally from his eyes and given the fact that he called me Chiboy instead of King Solo, he must be dead serious about it. I felt dead inside of me. I couldn't believe myself. Sandra dead? But how? When?
"See, where is she? Where is Sandra?" I asked him trying to stop myself from blotting out in tears.
"She's in the room" He pointed to his room amidst cries. Then I noticed I had been standing in the corridor since I came in. I walked briskly down corridor to his room and opened the door in fright. The sight I met bored me to death. Sandra was lying in the bed unconscious and blood had dented the area of her bosom. She was bleeding few minutes ago which had led to her falling unconscious. I reached out for her chest and noticed she was still breathing. She wasn't dead. I took in a deep breath and relaxed. I turned around and noticed Nedu was standing halfway the door with fright all over his face. He looked seriously dead.
"What happened to her?" I asked him softly, trying to allay fears of death.
"I.. I .. was play..playing with her when she collapsed and started bleeding from her genital"
"Okay, she's not dead Nedu, but she will be as good as death if nothing is done about her condition now"
"Serious?" His eyes brightened in excitement.
"Yes, we better take her to a hospital". In a flash, we made our way down the corridor to the gate. We boarded a taxi and left for St. Monica's hospital, a little miles down Ketu street. When we got there, we talked to a nurse about the urgency of our situation and she took us to the doctor. We waited in the receptionist room as the doctor administered on Sandra. After some minutes, the doctor walked up to us with a depressed look. It was a look of concern and it bothered us. He put his hands on my shoulder and said, " She's fine now but... she lost the baby "
I looked at Nedu with a mixed feeling and turned my gaze on the doctor who tired to appear sober. Was it a good news or bad news? I searched for the answer on Nedu's face and noticed he was smiling at the corner of his mouth. Silly idiot!
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 6:57am On Aug 23, 2017
cyber5:
Baba na only one update you go dey throw us everyday
No vex bro. Na 2 update got u today
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LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 10:23pm On Aug 22, 2017
sunkieisland:
chief.....


that your last update na im dem they call as he dey hot,



the sequel should follow as he dey hot...
Lol. grin


Nice one
RomanceRe: My Experience At The ATM Today by krissconnect(op): 5:36pm On Aug 22, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
so what should we do about it ehn
Change ur ways
RomanceMy Experience At The ATM Today by krissconnect(op): 4:28pm On Aug 22, 2017
So I decided to go to the newly constructed ATM box in utako market, abuja to withdraw money today. It was just a little queue with two ladies before me. When it got to their turn to make use of the machines, they went in(the ATM machines were enclosed in a glass shade with AC's and Camera installed inside). So when one of the ladies was done with her transaction, I went in for mine. She decided to wait for her colleague. While I was doing my transaction, I overheard the waiting lady say to her colleague that she actually dated Amadi then cos she was very hungry, that hunger drove her to dating Amadi. I was awestruck when I heard it, and I was left to ponder.

So ladies can date guys cos of hunger? What happens to the sex attached to it? If they ever had sex, was it cos she was hungry too and wanted to keep the relationship? Don't you then think there's no difference between these 'ladies' and prostitutes?

Women yaff tire pesin. undecided
RomanceRe: I Need Your Help Romancelanders by krissconnect(m): 12:19pm On Aug 22, 2017
Send the girl to me bro, leme do a proper accessment on her to determine whether she's good enough for u
RomanceRe: My Wife Has A Spirit Husband by krissconnect(m): 12:10pm On Aug 22, 2017
Young man, what is a spiritual husband? Mtchew... Your wife is under the ikpuketus of a high sex hypnotise from a strong nyashing by her boyfriend called Tony. The boyfriends 26 inches d*ck is bigger than ur 2.5 d*ck. Stop deceiving ursef undecided
PoliticsRe: You Lied, My Father Never Visited You, Ojukwu Jnr Blast Buhari by krissconnect(m): 12:08pm On Aug 22, 2017
Buhari has always been a liar, right from when he promised to make 1 dollar = 1 naira
FamilyRe: Man Dumps His Wife In Nigeria & Travels To The US. Photos by krissconnect(m): 11:56am On Aug 22, 2017
Ahmed0336:
The man identified as Ude Uche Ude
From their names you shall know their capabilities grin
Heavy thunder fall on u

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