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RomanceRe: What Does It Mean? by krissconnect(op): 1:41pm On Oct 20, 2017
jesusdiedLOL:
As you old like this, sense you no get....nawa oh
No vex, no be my fault. I Neva old sha
LiteratureRe: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(op): 12:31pm On Oct 20, 2017
I'm back guys. So sorry I've been pregnant for 9 weeks, Nkechi got me pregnant. But I gave birth last night, so am back to update. Stay tuned guys, love ya all. kiss
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean? by krissconnect(op): 12:24pm On Oct 20, 2017
sinaj:
Lol @ she cant kill her self grin

I guess she is the quiet type. I pity you the day she decides to pay u back.
Yea, she is. She's seen a lot. Cos she once tried me with her sisters fb account not knowing that was her sister and I felled for it.
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean? by krissconnect(op): 12:23pm On Oct 20, 2017
eph12:
She's using you. Weh done sir, you have been played
Nawaoo. We ain't together anymore sha embarassed
RomanceWhat Does It Mean? by krissconnect(op): 12:12pm On Oct 20, 2017
In my last relationship, I discovered that my ex gf paid little or no attention to the way I flaunted girls around; putting their pictures on my WhatsApp dp, sharing of my pictures with different girls on fb, seeing nude pictures of different girls in my phone gallery, and countless love messages which she saw in my phone. This attitude however put me on the fence, I started to doubt whether she really loved me as she claim or she was the patient type. Once I asked her about her reaction towards my fckboy attitude despite being in a relationship with her, she said she couldn't kill herself, hence her silence on my attitude.

Now my question is, if your gf or bf plays the ostrich on your fckboy or fckgirl attitude, what does it really mean? He or she doesn't really care about you or what? I thought a loving gf or bf should be the jealous type.

Tosyne2much talk2bella lawladeh toks2008
PhonesRe: 7 Things You Should Take Note Of While Shopping For A Phone In Aba by krissconnect(m): 12:56pm On Oct 18, 2017
Ok so this is my story. When I was in the seminary school, I left school for home cos of an ailment. My two classmates gave me 7k each to get them an internet accessible Nokia phone. So I went direct to Nokia house in st Michaels without getting to home. I got to a shop and told them I wanted a Nokia 'smartphone',the guy gave me a phone which I agreed to purchase, but when I went outside,another guy approached me and told me the phone was fake. So I decided to drop that one and followed him like a lamb led to be slaughtered. This seem to be honest guy gave me two Nokia c5 phones at the rate of 7k each. Omo I mad cos I couldn't believe it could be sold DAT cheap. He gave me the phones with the receipt and led me to where I could get a bus going to ariaria(my home). I thought to myself that he was such a nice guy. I took the phones sheepishly and headed home. Little did I know they wia mere China phones that could be sold at 3k each. You know the rest of the story embarassed cry
RomanceRe: Heartbreaking Photo Of A Man Kissing His Dead Girlfriend Gone Viral by krissconnect(m): 11:52am On Oct 17, 2017
Pictures or adonbilivit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 14th October 2017 by krissconnect(m): 11:56am On Oct 14, 2017
Liverpool 1 vs 3 Manchester united. Ft score.
Quote me after the match.
RomanceRe: Trending Photo Of Three Women Impregnated By Same Man After Foursome Sex by krissconnect(m): 4:42pm On Oct 05, 2017
ObaKlaz:
The man scored a Hattrick.
Lol. But chelshit fans be like... But but Alvaro morata is better undecided
RomanceRe: Trending Photo Of Three Women Impregnated By Same Man After Foursome Sex by krissconnect(m): 4:41pm On Oct 05, 2017
And that's a crayshit achievement up there. FCK it I need money
EducationRe: What Made You Register On Nairaland? by krissconnect(m): 10:25am On Oct 05, 2017
I was a guest back den. But the stupid comments of sarkki and his cabals made me to register just to backfire his useless comments.
RomanceRe: Wish Five Or More Romancelander's A Happy New Month/happy Independence Day by krissconnect(m): 5:25pm On Oct 01, 2017
Rukkydelta:
Happy independence day to all
Freedom in the mind
Faith in the words
Pride in our hearts
Memories in our soul
Lets salute our great nation today
Happy Independence Day Nigeria wishing you greater heights
I pray for a greater and better Nigeria
I pray for a country free of terrorism I pray for a country free of corruption
I pray for a country free of recession
No matter what we are facing currently shouldn't stop us from celebrating our beloved country at 57
Happy Birthday My Beloved Country
Happy Independence Day To All Nigerians
Welcome to the month of October and yet again to our usual monthly thread.
It's that time of the month where we open our romancelander studio,For all your shalla message to your friends,e-crush,business partner,your husband/your wife etc.
It's simple just wish as many romancelanders as you can happy new month/independence day
My wishes goes to
tosyne2much
Maxi112
Oyind17
Peeparty
Kimcutie
Refiner
Marvel1206
Krissconnect and all romancelanders
Happy Independence day and a happy new month
FROM: RUKKYDELTA a co-host of the monthly nairaland shout-out thread hosted by PEEPARTY
hapy new month my queen
FamilyRe: Pictures You Can Relate To If Your Mum Is A Typical African Mum by krissconnect(m): 4:38pm On Sep 20, 2017
Hy
PoliticsRe: Ipob Attack Yorubas In Aba by krissconnect(m): 1:03pm On Sep 14, 2017
Amarabae:
i repeat this is a FAKE NEWS!
Yoruba mosque indeed,
heavy downpour caused that damage and removed the zinc,
so stop creating fake news everywhere
Leave the idiots with their cheap propanganda
PoliticsRe: Ipob Attack Yorubas In Aba by krissconnect(m): 1:01pm On Sep 14, 2017
Stupid propaganda. When the military is done with their madness,they blame it on ipob. Buhari, withdraw ur animals from the east, its no sambisa forest. Buhari has failed
LiteratureRe: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(op): 5:12pm On Sep 13, 2017
RoyalBoutique:
OK, I'm a proud dunce, I can't think of anything to say.. Good work guys, let me join my colony of Olodo and hang around this thread
Lol. U ain't a dunce.
PoliticsRe: Army Aircraft Hovers Around Nnamdi Kanu's Home; IPOB Members Arrested (Video) by krissconnect(m): 4:02pm On Sep 13, 2017
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LiteratureRe: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(op): 3:41pm On Sep 13, 2017
paiz:
Let me drop these:
.
* Are you a banana cause i find you a-peelin
* I Love fine vegetable so i bought a cute-cumber
* do you live in corn field cause i am stalking you
*do you want to travel to australia? did you meet all the koala-fications
*have you been to doctor lately? cause i think yu need vitamin me.
*If yu were a tropical fruit you weed bee air fine-apple
*you gat a bomb ass dnt come close you would be hot-in-me
.
*hope say i make sense
lol I go use DAT last one on my crush,she get nice ass
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LiteratureRe: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(op): 3:23pm On Sep 13, 2017
soberdrunk:
Just wait i am almost at my estate, i might stop over to see Kate to eat food from my favorite plate but i promise i won't be late grin
This one na ryhme not pun oo
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LiteratureRe: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(op): 3:04pm On Sep 13, 2017
soberdrunk:
Hehehe! Nice one, let me let me get home and relax then i will show you real pun, not the one with Lexi Steel but still you will feel the rhyme grin
Lol. I dey wait u
LiteratureRe: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(op): 3:04pm On Sep 13, 2017
paiz:
Nice one op
Thanks bro
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LiteraturePunstars; Lets Play On Words. by krissconnect(op): 2:56pm On Sep 13, 2017
Where are my people? Let's play on words. Where are the porn..sorry punsters? Let's naked words and play on them like pornstars.

Leme start...

1. She left HOURS ago. Wait a SECOND, do you MINUTE?

2. What do you call a bee from the US... A USB

3. She's trying to leave me cos am BALD,
Am not bothered, its HAIR LOSS

4. What do you call a Chinese using the restroom?
Shi Ting

5. He came to earth to the cross and was buried under the earth crust.

6. When was the first tennis match mentioned in the bible?
When Joseph served in pharaohs court.

7. I tried talking about our future but she kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.

8. Whisky: Don't be too hard on me please
Pepsi: Chill, I'm a soft drink.

9. What do you call someone without a body and a knows?
Nobody Knows

10. Heat and cold, which one is faster?
Heat. Reason; You can catch cold.

11. What do you call a Linda wanna be?
A Be-linda

12. What trophy is given to a Cartargh's victim?
A catastrophe

13. Which tea brings you down to earth?
A gravi-tea

14. I think I've made my MARK and I write bible puns like its my JOB. You can LUKE forward to reading more every Sunday.

Anybody who can challenge this? Let's roll.


Cc: lalasticlala mynd44
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RomanceRe: Is It Really Bad To Test Your GF/BF ??? by krissconnect(m): 3:05pm On Sep 12, 2017
Sniper12:
so on saturday and sunday u go still dey work abi
Workking from home. Laptop things
RomanceRe: Is It Really Bad To Test Your GF/BF ??? by krissconnect(m): 2:29pm On Sep 12, 2017
My only prayer in life is that God should keep me so busy with work that I won't get time to fixate on girl/relationship issues.
RomanceRe: A Nairalander's Big Bro's Pre-wedding Photos. by krissconnect(m): 2:25pm On Sep 12, 2017
Haba. Since this week na marry marry marry, mek una no marry all the girls finish oo,we wey dey single go still marry biko.
LiteratureRe: The 2018 Commonwealth Short Story Prize Is Open For Entries. by krissconnect(m): 2:19pm On Sep 12, 2017
Ezi39:
I have just submitted mine. I can't wait to hear the result!
How did u register bro. I clicked on the website BT couldn't find the option for registration
PoliticsRe: See A Conversation Between Two Army Boys. by krissconnect(op): 12:37pm On Sep 12, 2017
modelmike7:
PROPAGANDA.
Dead on delivery!!
Sentiment has blinded you. Pity
I hope you have a Facebook account, login and search for those two fb user.
PoliticsRe: See A Conversation Between Two Army Boys. by krissconnect(op): 12:36pm On Sep 12, 2017
Cc: lalasticlala mynd44
PoliticsRe: See A Conversation Between Two Army Boys. by krissconnect(op): 12:35pm On Sep 12, 2017
More pictures

PoliticsSee A Conversation Between Two Army Boys. by krissconnect(op): 12:33pm On Sep 12, 2017
I saw this conversation between two army boys and what struck me most was that the conversation was depicts clear hatred and a masterminded plan between them against the Igbo race.

Igbos in th east should be careful because the python dance isn't a tactical move to restore stability to the nation but a conciliatory measure to kill the Igbo's.

CelebritiesRe: Which Of Them Can You Recognize? by krissconnect(m): 2:05pm On Sep 07, 2017
princealexndre:
[/s]These[s] is a throwback of our leaders.
This.

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