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Mikeala, dont wanna call u a fool, tho u sounded like 1. How dare u blame God 4 what happened in haiti? Go read Ecclesiastes 9:11. Due to chance, u may become a victim of an unfortunate event.
@topic, abortion is murder! U dare not take a life u cannot give. Go read Gods command at Exodus 21:22 & 23.

@Balogun, i've neva had an std before. And what kinda mind do i have? My mind is as a clean slate!

Rukky, seems u think thoughts & watch stuffs dat make u feel Hot from time to time. Do d real thing more & u'll notice some changes. I can help u, if u dont mind.

@funkybaby, u're a man hater! How come u've made a conclusion to d point of callin d dude a bastar.d? Sometimes i think every chic on NL has got an issue with a guy. Thats why i dont bother to get personal with em'.

@mama-gee, i'm mr right. Do u mind being d mrs?

@Nikky, perfect partner! 'Right' is an understatement. Lemme start by mailin u. Or do u have a better idea (ur fone number)? U can inbox me.

Nikky, i think u're my right partner. Dont u think? Lets hook up fast.

Lol

Its pity u wont succeed. Nigerian girls dont know how to write! They prefer talkin on d phone. They call u when u text them lest they expose themselves. Sorry ladies; but its true.

I understand y'all, tho d topic aint applicable 2 me. But one more thing, what if it was d girl or her parents who helpd u 2 a financially comfortable stage? I've seen this many times & they dont end well. My friend just married a girl who he wouldnt have married for any reason cos of pity - d girl helped him financially & before u know it they're sleepin 2geda. D guy uses such words like, 'I know i dont love her but i fear for what ppl will say if we dont get married. I just did it for her sake'.

Akuko umu nwanyi.

Picture this scenario: U've been goin out with this girl for a while. U dont like some of her behaviour/features, she may even be older, still u continued goin out with her in d name of being in a relationship. Ppl have seen d 2 of u together so much that they believe u're gon get married 1 day. All of a sudden u find another girl who better fits d description of d girl for u. Will u go ahead & get married to d former girl cos of pity or ditch her for d later one?

Dear doc, i've got this one little sore in the inside of my mouth (close to my gum) which has refused to go for a while now. It wasnt caused by a toothbrush. It heals by itself most times and comes back again! What might be the cause & how can i get a lastin solution to it?

Nuthin. Just a dumb celebration. Luvin shud be shared everyday.

My fav is 'Wanna be Gs' by M.O.P. I dont even like d song, lol.

@godmother, i'll take u to haiti. Heard d visa is free, lol.

@poster, From what i can discern from ur last post about d key stuff, i suggest u get urself another girl. How u go dey find person wey no dey find u? U better start investin somewhere else.

Sleepin. Watzall dis val day stuff? Luv shud be xpressd everyday!

@D0Aweb, we aint fightin no mo. We're just comin 2 an understandin.
@sparklingz, u have i & michelin89 2 thank mostly 4 makin this thread 'happen'.
@daduke, people get injured durin fights. No mo injuries. 'Dont wanna fight, dont wanna die'. Have u ever listened 2 that song?

@michelin89, Cherry oh cherry oh babe. Where have bn all these while? U cant believe how much i'v waited 4 ur reply! U got me confused, thats y i cudnt reply properly, lol. Hows ur day goin?

My best frnd wants me 2 be 4kin her sis. Said d sis is a good girl & wont want her 2 end with d wrong guy. He believes i'm good 4 d sis cos of my behaviour.

Maybe she's a water goddess & u'll die any day u put d 'key' in d 'ignition', lol. Demand an xplanation. Ur reasn doesnt suggest shes lesbo. But believe me dude, she's 4kin wit u.

@topic, it aint right. D several times girls (who are i believe belongs to someone else) slept over in my house on some1's recomdation, we did it. They dry their body in my presence after bath & sleep with ONLY 1 wrapper covering. What do u expect a brother to do with all those signals being sent across?

@Michelin89, itzdat all u've got left? Cos if itizit then u've got nuthin left. Imma go catch me some sleep cos u're out. Its night in nigeria (incase u're outside nigeria). Itz been nice 'fightin' with u. Tho i hate 2 say dis on a public forum, my parents have it all. At least they can luk at where they are 2day & confidently say 'we made it'. And hu says they work?! They dont, ppl work for them. Well, i gotta go get mine too (take charge of me). Thats y we are called 'guys'. G'nite sweetie (if that'll make u sleep better).

@Michelin89, itzdat all u've got left? Cos if itizit then u've got nuthin left. Imma go catch me some sleep cos u're out. Its night in nigeria (incase u're outside nigeria). Itz been nice 'fightin' with u. Tho i hate 2 say dis on a public forum, my parents have it all. At least they can luk at where they are 2day & confidently say 'we made it'. And hu says they work?! Ppl work 4 them. Well, i gotta go get mine too (take charge of me). Thats y we are called 'guys'. G'nite sweetie (if that'll make u sleep better).

Michelin89, did u just break up with ur guy or dnt u luk gud enuff to attract attention from guys? U just sounded like all d above! Aint gon call u olodo/mugu cos u just made urself worse. Most nairaland girls are wowo just like u, thats why they spend most of their time here talkin bout their fantasies. U practically live here! U'll get wat u're searchin for ok. Just kip comin to nl more often.