₦airaland Forum

Who loves a girl? Its all deception (the 'i love u' word). I like girls. Like works for me. If u are a girl who a 'like' doesnt work for, u can leave & let me be. They keep forcing me to say 'i love u' but i keep beating their traps.

I feel like a hunter in d bush!

D date is april 5th 2010. Starting point is TBS.

Cheating is cheating when u're cheating!

It doesnt work on me; a fact which has made me doubt its existence. Many have tried & failed. And they keep trying. . .

@post, I prefer d Nelly & Kelly Rowland dilemma. Sorry.

Where are u coming from? Well, i can show u around when u come over. Just lemme know when u're in town. U can send an email.

Who is goin to d lagos carnival?

U a guy or gal?

The day i felt most embarrassed was d day i realized i cant feel embarrassed no more!

Faceless forum!!! How can i admire u ppl? I've gotta see u before i 'see' ur brain. I admire d HARAKIRI dude; he's in touch with reality & doesnt dwell on fantasies just like moi & unlike more than 85% nairalanders.

@poster, Pls stop fooling d girls. Thank u.
Ladies, welcome to d real world!

@poster, Go marry a yoruba man! Y'all wanna say i'm tribalistic. Right? I did my NYSC in ibadan so i know what am talkin about.

Ladies pls think less with ur shoulders & more with ur head. U girls would've destroyed a good relationship, just like u destroyed urs for no just reason (u know urself). Pls poster, be careful about d kinda advice u seek on NL lest they tear u apart.

@topic, U obey!

@Na2day, Dont make me laugh bro. I used to sound like u way back in d days till i got in touch with reality. U better embrace reality; it'll do u more good than harm.
@Harakiri, I'll hook u up if i eventually go into marriage counselling, lol. U're good.

@poster
Must u mention her tribe? Leave d "igbo girl" & go marry a girl from ur tribe. I.d.i.o.t!

With my mentality about marriage, there is 99% possibility ur marriage will be successful. I cant do d explanation here cos then i'll have to do a lot of typing. Dont have that kinda typing strength tonite.

@poster, u just need 2 change ur name. Chelsea ndi owo!

Chineesedoll, I just looked at ur pic, and good lawd, u look as old as my mum (mum s gotta a 27yr old boy)! Thanks to ur complexion & d paintings (u look like a girl). I look much better than u and Tope (with her heavy make up too). Thanks to NL, u girls get to talk to guys like me. Enjoy it while it lasts ladies.
Missy b, Must u talk to me? I've said it time without number, 'i dont like u cos u're too ugly for my liking'. U cant make me so quit trying.

@Tope, F.o.o.l!
@Davidlyan, I've seen girls with very painful menstural periods but they aint aggressive & b.i.t.c.h.y. What else u gon say?

Tope, just listen to urself. Did u read this ur comment before u posted it? Read it again cos u sounded like u are in ur PMS & its not even ur case/problem. God help ur boyfriend!
I always say it, most girls are architects of their mens failures! Someone seeked sincere help & d 1st thing u said was "Is he (d boyfriend) a kid". I wonder how many times ur boyfriend has heard this same word come outta ur mouth. Poor fella.

So u think cos ur father doesnt say it means he's really happy. Well, tho i dont say, i know it. Aint no one's father gon be a yardstick for me; my dad is. If i can be half what my dad is right now, then i must have achieved great success, happiness (afterall he experienced & enjoyed d happy stages of marriage), and relative peace. If i was a girl, i must have thought my dad is really happy but i know better. They're d 'perfect' couple (looking at them); but i know better. Wish ur inner eyes could be more opened so u can see. Well i dont blame u much, u're a girl afterall. The dads teach d guys how to live; not d girls.

I've not experienced PMS (Premium Motor Spirit). I've experience DPK (Dual Purpose Kerosine) & AGO (Automated Gas Oil), lol.
On a more serious note, u'll need to work on u. Since u know when d PMS occurs, cant u try controlling urself then? Cos i know if d guy has got d pms, u would've raised a thread about him on NL, played ball with his a.s.s with other NL girls, termed him a baby & dumped his a.s.s long ago. Dont push d bame on anything; its on u. I'm on ur guys side!

I've not experienced PMS (Premium Motor Spirit). I've experience DPK (Dual Purpose Kerosine) & AGO (Automated Gas Oil), lol.
On a more serious note, u'll need to work on u. Since u know when d PMS occurs, cant u try controlling urself then? Cos i know if d guy has got d pms, u would've raised a thread about him on NL, played ball with his a.s.s with other NL girls, termed him a baby & dumped his a.s.s long ago. Dont push d bame on anything; its on u. I'm on ur guys side!

Believe me, i'm gonna have d best of marriages. I know what to expect & what not to. Maybe ur dad was like me afterall; thats why u think he's really happy. My kids are definitely gon be proud of me just like u're proud of ur dad.

Exactly! And since i dont know ur parents, u dont expect me to believe they're truly happy. Enuff stories about ur family. Nobody s gon tell a stranger/announce on a public forum that his/her family aint d best. U'll understand how 'happy' ur dad was when u get married. Ur husband will be as happy as ur dad. Then u will know that ur dad wasnt really happy.

Abekeade08, That story of urs isnt needed. Did u read my thread? Pls do again. I said REALLY happy. Those things u mentioned doesnt necessarily entail REAL happiness. U can be fakely happy. Real happiness comes naturally & it happens just those 2 moments i mentioned in my thread once a guy gets married. U dnt expect ur dad to tell u, do u?

@poster, The guy is very rich; thats why u're considering his marriage offer in d 1st place. Prove me wrong!

Tolerance. I like that. Do u tolerate what u like or d ones u dont? We are saying d same thing - once a guy gets married, apart from d happy times, he'll tolerate, things he maybe wouldnt when single, for d rest of his life. He'll live d rest of his life (tolerating) trying to please 1 woman - his wife. U live just few percent of ur life for u while doing d much larger part for d woman. Is it not d end of ur life? Are u not just living for the woman?