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@Tope, she means social amenities such as b.o.o.b.y & b.o.o.t.y. Wonder why they both have a 'boo & y'.

Thats my baybe! Rooneyboy, u now know what to do next time. Bounce.

Kuylie, i just said i can kiss u 4 a whole day. Do u think i was jokin abt that? I kiss good (not just mouth 2 mouth). I kiss better from d neck downwards. I make it feel real good u'll wont want any other thing else than enjoy d ride. I just painted a picture of me kissin u. U just wont let me go, u feel real good. Awesome!!!

@kuylie, na kissing down there be kissin naa. I'll prefer that 1 anyday.

Kuylie, 07071140111. U really gon call? U're soundin really sweet.

@kpoli, ur comment seconded.
@poster, u're 1 helluva girl. Dont mind them nigerian chics wey dey form. When they loose d guy, they'll then try snatchin him from his next girlfriend who might have mustered up d courage to do what u did. Chics like u know what they want, go 4 it, & get it unlike d typical naija babe. D guy wont turn u down, believe me.

1st of all, i aint aggressive. I dont call girls b*!tches but d poster sounded like 1 cos i sensed she just hates d tribe she talkd about. I'm a very likeable & approachable person; i aint lyin. My sis doesnt need my help. My parents are doin well enuff takin care of her. I give her stuff atimes cos thats what family do. I wont hesitate to help her if she ever needs my help. Baby husband? U think i be ajebota abi? I've seen sh*!t baby, real sh*!t. I've got xperience. My parents tried breedin us in d ajebota way but had little success. I'm a mixed breed! U need to c 4 urself. Send me ur email or send me 1.

U said 'hi pretty ladies'. The wowo ladies nko? U know there are way too much wowo ladies than d pretty ones on nairaland.

Kuylie, me think u like moi so much! I like u too baby. Believe me, we'll make d best couple. When we fight, d name callin is gonna be awesome! u can help me deal with my insanity; i'll be very grateful if u do. Whatcha say?

@Ebony, i didnt mean 2 insult u. Just wanna open ur eyes 2 d fact that i'm available. Thats all. U can start by mailing me.

Kuylie, 1 piece of advice, make proper use of punctuations when next u wanna reply me! It'll give me less headache while i read ur stuff. U see, i give advice even when i dont know am doin so. I'm just too good.

@poster, my advice - dont like him no more. Like me. I'm single & still searchin for d right 1.

@poster, Dont fight it. U've lost him. Heres another opportunity. I'm available. Mail me (u can start with that).

@olusolami, can i kiss u down below? I kiss better down there. Ur life will neva be d same. Mail me at kungpow@yahoo.com

But u were not fond of him when he was in naija. U said u were just hi friends. U're just in love with d good life - life in d overseas.

I'm good lookin, present my neatly always but aint gay.

Guys, 'kissin 4 a whole day' is a figure of speech! Y'all nid 2 go back 2 d basics.

@poster, listen very well to urself. U used to be hi friends. Now he s travelled abroad & made money u want to come into his life full time. Why izzit always about d money 4 girls? My advice 4 u is 'forget him & come be with me'. I'm still young & single.

@Deepsoul, yeah nothin happened btw me & d sis but could happen if i initiate it. She's so into me & have shown it in very many ways. I always knew i would eventually make her cry in d later stages had i faked being into her much so i stayed in d peripheral. How do i turn my attention fully to d younger all of a sudden? How will her other siblings see it? They all know their sis is into me & will frown at my goin for d 'wrong sis' - d younger 1.
@Toliamy, any idea on how to do that in this situation?
@r231, still thinkin about how she'll handle that information. Would have told her but fear what d reaction would be.

Met this set of sisters when i recently moved into my hood. They all look very beautiful, i must admit. I like d 3rd one most but i dont usually see her as i do others. I was opportuned to talk to her immediate elder sis one day & we became friends (just friends). The friendship grew stronger cos i see her most; tho our discussions remained neutral. She invites me to their house sometimes even when they're all home. At a time she told me about how she was havin problems with her guy; she even puts d phone on loud speaker 4 me 2 hear when d guy calls beggin. I always advised her to make up with her guy.
I know she likes me but i like her sis more so i didnt want to be too attached to her.
Now i dont know how to go about her younger sis, the one i really like. The younger sis have seen us together so much that i believe she thinks there's something goin on btw me & d sis. I still like d younger sis more than i do her but i dont want it to look like i was gonna 'play ball' with d whole family. I never had intimacy with her; we never even kissed nor touched. Izzit wise to still go 4 d younger sis? I'm thinkin leavin all of them to be & remain a neutral friend to d whole family rather than create enemity btw d girls & constitute myself an 'enemy of d state'.

I can kiss 4 a whole day. It doesnt turn me on but drives them girls crazy. Anything 2 pleasure d babes.

Activities, i think i like u. Ask them o. Does she know how much d guy has in his account? I bet d guy will be in deep sh!t if she knows. She even concluded that if d guy eventually becomes financially down, d sis' will never come to his aid! Help me ask am her how she take know. D thread is all about a misguided opinion about a particular tribe. D poster just wants to start a tribal war but has had little or no success. I think she wants d guy to be xtravagnt in spendin for her. When d guy isnt doin so, she blames it on d sis'.
@Poster, Go listen to 'Blame it' by Jamie foxx & T-pain & u may get to put ur blame somewhere else. Better still, put d blame on Akon - he said u can put d blame on him.

Kuylie, I'll be stupid to call u foolish cos u're soundin like worse! Some churches have leaders hu are celibates yet they give marriage counsels that are effective (i aint no church leader tho). So what am i tryin to say? U dont have to be in there to know mo about it. Coaches dont play yet they do most of d job & get sacked when d job is not well done! Most of d times onlookers/spectators have d better analysis than d actual participants. Some reasonable ppl have approached me pieces of advice recently (yesterday) & have found my sayins beneficial. I'm not a talkative & I talk slow; inshort some ppl i act shady cos of it. For ppl (not haters like u & d poster) hu can see, i'm refreshin whenever they seek my advice. I'm not claimin to be wise in my own eyes cos d wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. My job is not offerin counsel; i've got better things to do but i wont deny u 1 anytime u ask 4 it. U need to understand life to enjoy it & u sound like someome hu z got a shallow, peripheral understanding of it. A wonderful home is a result of hardwork, it doesnt fall from d skies. D poster will get to understand his guys action 1 day if they eventually get married(thats if she doesnt push him to marry someone else). There's this sayin we were taught in primary school, it goes thus 'He/she that does not know, and doesnt want to admit that he/she does not know, is a fool, shun him/her'! Imma shun u 4 now. And for d record, i'm 26. I'll be happy if it makes u any angrier but if it doesnt, so be it.

Kuylie, Aint I just wastin words with u! Its bn a displeasure. Marriage is realer than a relationship. Dont need to give u more lessons cos it'll be tantamount a freebie. U cant afford my lessons

Michelin, Believe me, d guys is not giving d sis' to his own detriment. D POSTER THINKS HIS GUY IS GIVING D SIS' TO HIS OWN OR WOULD I RATHER SAY, TO HER (D POSTER) OWN DETRIMENT. I know girls & how they think so I aint surprised about this thread & ur last comment. D poster is very greedy & she better work on gettin better cos when the mumu love that blinds d eye before marriage clears from d guys eyes few yrs after their marriage, she'll be back to square 1! This advice is for y'all ladies. It'll be at least 5yrs from 2day b4 i think about marriage but i know too much abt d institution; even enuff to be a marriage counsellor! I know things i dont even need to know; dont ask me what.

Kuylie, Aint u just another hate! I neva really needed d things my sis gave me cos d whole family s doin fine (from both parents to all siblins - even my sis hu'z still an undergraduate). Family sticks 2gether - get it into ur thick skull! We do these lil things 2 keep d family unity goin.The b!tch aint part of d family yet & she's giving orders as 2 how to run d house! Whats she gon do when she comes in? D guys sis' know what they'll expect when d guy marries her so they want to get all they can from their bro before he goes into bondage/hell! U sound like ur only hope of enjoyin a beautiful happy family is in ur husbands house. I've had it, still enjoy it & hope to continue enjoyin it with a wife hu's not like u nor d poster! I hope u get to c what family really looks like one day. Till then, keep hatin; I'm luvin it!