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@abekeade08, So u thought I just woke from sleep and raised this thread? Believe me, i've considered all d possible outcomes of a marriage & it all boils down to what my thread says. I've said it before, i should be doing marriage counselling! U think it was a joke when i said that too, abi? I've seen all types of unions - bestfriends, chilhood friends, to keep d friendship btw to families running, boy knocks girl up, by force marriage, gold digging boy/girl, older girl, when d girl is too young, parents arrangee, of d same village, same tribe, different tribes, different nationalities, celebrities, love at first sight (tho i dont believe in love), etc etc (time will fail me). They all boil down to what my thread says. Only sincere married ppl will tell u d truth. Guess i've seen & known much within this short period of time i've enjoyed on this planet.

Parislomo, Ok some1 said she's a naija movie actress. I dnt do naija movies. So where do u stay in lag?

Sis-jay, D thing wey dey hungry u no dey 4 shop! U short, abi petite, come dey find guy wey tall. Who said tall guys dont prefer girls who they're just a bit taller than? Go & find ur size! Ptcheeew!

@parislomo, Do u stay in Taiwo estate behind jubril martins? D background of ur profile pic looks like it.

So if u dont use d same toothbrush with ur girl it means u dnt love her? Girls and their 'one way'thinking sef. I'll rather buy her 1 toothbrush everyday for d rest of her life!

Badrriyah, All i'm trying to do is make sure guys know what to expect and reduce divorce rate. But must girls cause guys misery?

Who doesnt get married to d right person? U're d perfect match when u just got married. What happens after d good beginning is what we (guys) all are afraid of. Well, we're gon get married afterall.

@Mee, i dont discourage marriage (afterall i'm gon get married 1 day). Just opening ur eyes to d reality of getting married.

What is it about birthdays sef? My birthday fell on a sunday last yr. On d friday before d sunday, a girl asked me what i'm gon be doing on sunday. Is nigeria having any celebration on sunday? I asked. She said i was crazy. I looked at a calander immediately & saw that d sunday was my birthday! I hissed deeply & left d scene.
I dont remember my birthday; na to remember person own go be my worry? Pcheeeew!

@harakiri, Thanks 4 understanding. Most guys know its true, yet they come here to say 'God forbid'. God forbid what? Its definitely gon happen d way u (harakiri) said it. After d moments i termed "beautiful moments", its then all about d woman. Its an ugly truth that all men will forever live with.

@eina, Hmmmmm. I'm in no way discouraging guys from getting married o!

^^^^Never said they're evil. They're just unbelievable (mostly after marriage). So as long as u are gon get married to a girl, expect enuff "tribulation in d flesh". Doesnt mean i aint getting married; just wanna make sure i'm ready. It aint easy having to pretend for such a lengthy time.

How many times will i say this? Love doesnt live here anymore. All we do is deception. The guy says he loves u cos he wants sex, d girl says she loves u cos she wants u to marry her. Deception!

Candylips, i dont support divorce. Even if u divorce her, u'll end up marrying another one as 'good' as her. Thats why i said its d beginning of d end of your life.

Martin, no matter how positive u are about marriage, u'll end up in d same place - pretending to be happy while u're clearly not. No be girl u go marry? Wait till u get married; u'll remember these words of mine one day in ur life.

^Desperation!

Proceda, i dnt knw how old u are or whether u're married or single but 1 thing i know is that i know a lot more about marriage than u do. I should be doing marriage counselling! Old people like u are always afraid of reality. U better grow up at ur old age. Never said i aint getting married; i just know what to expect. U should expect such too. Just trying to help a fellow bro.

Proceda, I know way more married men than unmarried ones & i'm not 27 yet.

Guys u dont have to hate. All i'm tryin to do is educate y'all.
@acidrop, Its more of a prestige 4 women.
@kemisuga, Dont make me laugh. Fresh & robust after marriage only happens few months after d marriage which i of course included in d happy stages of d marriage. If a man gets any more robust after that, it means he's getting fat which is a bad sign.
@missyb, My married life will be wonderful cos i know these things on time. It aint gon be no surprise when i see them happening.
@ujujoan, I aint got nothing against marriage. Afterall God instituted it. God instituted it to be a perfect union for perfect humans (afterall Adam & Eve were perfect then); He didnt create it for one party to suffer cos of d union.
@Ebonyeyes, Yes we marry to produce kids; not to be happy. Is that not a summary of what u said?

I aint married yet. Aint planning on getting married very soon.

A man is only truly happy twice after his marriage.
1. Few months after d wedding (d honey moon, d beautiful names given to each other, d doing of almost everything together, etc).
2. When he gives birth to his first child (be it a boy or girl).
Apart from these two 'occassions' d man only pretends to be happy whereas he is clearly not. Its a bitter truth we all have to live with.
So fellas, enjoy ur singleness while it lasts cos marriage is d beginning of d temporary end of ur life.

100% for poster! Laffin in my mind. I dont find laffin out loud funny. I look too good when i do.

Tell her: Baby u're too much like China's population.

I cook better than any girl i've dated. I've decided to do every cookin myself. Dont wanna pretend enjoyin c.rap! Once they've tasted my cookin, they'll want 2 cook 4 me no more lest they expose themselves.

Is there something wrong with eckankar? People talk about that religion as if its a cult. This girl used to like me a lot but ppl greatly discouraged me cos she's eckankar!

I dnt know abt african guys but i'm a good lover. And i'm african. A naija guy precisely.

Can u imagine ORDINARY onye awusa biara i wetere ndi igbo onu. Can u believe it? Ndi awusa e ji akpo iyi. O buru godi onye 'mgbati' okwe na edi. Chei! Ewu a ta la m igu n'isi! Doesnt he know d word 'hausa' is associated with backward thinking?

Like d way u twisted ur name, lol. U didnt reply my text.

Wake up dude! Luv dnt exist no more. How many times will i say this sef?!

Indie wsup!

A hu cha beghi ndi kwu oto o buru ndi noduru ala. Ndi awusa!