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TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 5:54am On Aug 19, 2016
Minemrys:
the guy is balding seriously. And i thought Jesse Eisenberg was the one to go bald.
really? I don't think so. and even if he's going bald they can still use makeup to cover it...
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 10:40pm On Aug 18, 2016
Henry Cavil, aka Superman on the Justice League set...
ICONIC INDEED!!!!

SportsRe: Nigerians Representing Other Countries At Rio 2016 by kryptonian1987(m): 1:59pm On Aug 18, 2016
Biafra1000:
the born to rule's are not represented, nawaoh

ndi Hausa na ndi Fulani di absent....
yes o my bro...
na only to drag presidency with everybody nahim dem sabi.... grin
SportsRe: Nigerians Representing Other Countries At Rio 2016 by kryptonian1987(m): 12:09pm On Aug 18, 2016
where are abubakar, suleimen, Sanusi, Aisha, daura on this list...?
in Orubebe's voice...!

PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Playing Football (pics, Video) by kryptonian1987(m): 11:29am On Aug 18, 2016
Abeg.....!!!! comot for here...!!!

CrimeRe: Area Boys Clash At Abule-Ado, Lagos. See Photos by kryptonian1987(m): 9:01am On Aug 18, 2016
ClitRaider:
Awon haters olori pelebe.
grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Area Boys Clash At Abule-Ado, Lagos. See Photos by kryptonian1987(m): 10:44pm On Aug 17, 2016
Lagos and crime...

PoliticsRe: Tunji Abayomi Writes Tinubu Again- SaharaReporters by kryptonian1987(m): 10:16pm On Aug 17, 2016
Abeg make una carry una stupid problem go somewhere else

CrimeRe: 7 Nigerians Arrested In India For Drug Trafficking by kryptonian1987(m): 8:42pm On Aug 17, 2016
Afonjas are doing something fishy...

In Orubebe's voice.....

CrimeRe: Six-man Gang Sharing Loot In Ikoyi Arrested (Photo) by kryptonian1987(m): 7:22pm On Aug 17, 2016
over to you guys!!!

EventsRe: Bride Wears Boobs-Popping Wedding Gown: Is This Fashion Or Madness? by kryptonian1987(m): 3:42pm On Aug 17, 2016
but her bobbies them go make sense to suck O! grin grin grin

Which name we go call dis one na....? MANCHESTER UNITED OR MANCHESTER CITY?
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 11:30am On Aug 16, 2016
austine5n6:
I read Superman z gonna be putting on d Black costume on Jl
Yea! his comeback! paying homage to Superman's Doomsday cartoon....
that's why #istandwithzacksnyder! the guy is a genius!

TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 11:16am On Aug 16, 2016
Minemrys:
dude go produce your own movie and let it do better than deadpool if u think suicide squad's box office is quite low. Wonder why you never c0mpared antman's box office with deadpool. Kai, the hate is real and strong.
that's their problem...
ask him about the Hulk and Incredible Hulk that did badly, was Hulk not a well known character?
the bottom line is that, presently, DCEU is the fastest growing franchise!
DCEU:

3movies = $2b+

MCU:

4movies = under/over $1.9b


watch how they will flock here to defend their precious kid (Marvel) with their (always) excuse syndrome of; Marvel's characters were unknown, while DC "are" well known. grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 9:55pm On Aug 14, 2016
honorbule:
trying to say china studio/cinema/cam dubbers would release a clearer version of SS on the internet which would affect market...
yes. that's true, but it will still add little to its final box office gross.
TV/MoviesRe: Vampires Or Werewolves by kryptonian1987(m): 8:51pm On Aug 14, 2016
Vampire of course... werewolf na big suffer head grin
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 8:44pm On Aug 14, 2016
honorbule:
Y china...premier your movie in china and by next tomorrow a clear version is out on the internet...#badmarket...
what?
didn't get you
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 8:41pm On Aug 14, 2016
Minemrys:
i wish it'll make 1 billion...
I wished too. but it will never be possible...
$650m will be a win win for WB.... though two international markets are still to open-Germany and Japan. Japan is a very trickish market, regarding to its cinema numbers. sometimes, movie no one expect end up doing magnificently well, while vice versa...
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Attends An Event In Bra (Photos) by kryptonian1987(m): 8:29pm On Aug 14, 2016
dis babe wor wor oh!
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 5:20pm On Aug 14, 2016
TonySpike:
Suicide Squad box office has closed with $465.4 million at the end of this weekend. That's quite impressive! The movie should close between $550 and $650 million when all is said and done! Not a bad business for WB though..
....and it might surpasses $650m if China agreed to premier SS there! let just keep our fingers crossed and watch how it play out... I still believe China premiering is possible...
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 12:38pm On Aug 14, 2016
kryptonian1987:
that bizarre rumor was fabricated by one of WB ex-employee...
these are the same people who will go out and spill trash to the public.
do I need to mind....? I guess no! course my mind is already set for another back lashing from critics and their-like...
they are even making me to love DC more and more!!!!!!! cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 12:36pm On Aug 14, 2016
TonySpike:
Wonder woman only just finished shooting and it's already a mess? Haha hahaha, if I were DC/WB, I'll continue with my style and won't give a damn. I personally think WB panicking is ruining their movies. No matter what happens, some people in the media and Hollywood will always sponsor hatred against them!
that bizarre rumor was fabricated by one of WB ex-employee...
these are the same people who will go out and spill trash to the public.
do I need to mind....? I guess no! course my mind is already set for another back lashing from critics and their-like...
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 9:41am On Aug 14, 2016
TonySpike:
I'm surprised you're still waiting for his new article, he already published it yesterday as expected:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/08/13/friday-box-office-suicide-squad-plunges-79-holding-no-better-than-batman-v-superman/

His new article attacks SS because it had a -79% Friday-Friday drop. Meanwhile, he failed to mention that CACW had -75% drop during its second Friday run. The guy is such a funny dude.
hahahaha! that guy is a maniac....lol! the guy is too biased when it comes to do with DCEU!...
did you read his articles about: "fans no longer need another Superman movie and also DCEU is hurting WB success?
in the article, he stated how WB should stop funding DC's movies, rather they should kick start new Harry Potter's franchise"......lol!!!

that guy is a saddest!!! grin
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 8:52am On Aug 14, 2016
TonySpike:
You guys should please take time and read this. It has supported some of my opinions on the media gang-up and bandwagon review trends against DC movies. The writer, Mark Hughes, is one of the most neutral Forbes Columnist, unlike Scott Mendelson :

http://www.forbes.com/sites/markhughes/2016/08/12/suicide-squad-dominates-despite-medias-gloom-and-doom/#5a1c5c1c6f4e
Yea. I've been following Mark Hughesfilm for a long time now. And his articles/points are so on point that I find it hard to read others, especially his colleague, Scott Mendelsen.

just go and follow Scott on twitter, read his articles about CBM then you will know some guys are out there just to clampdown on DC!

whenever DC breaks marvel's record, I always notice that instead of him comparing DCEU's to MCU's records he would rather juxtaposed. he will rather comparing DCEU to FoxU and SonyU first (then at the end of the article he will then wrote a very brief comparison between DCEU to MCU). but anytime it's the other way around, he'll clearly state it right from his first paragraph....!

just watch how he will destroy SS by today or Monday if it couldn't break GoTG 2nd wkend record.... remember he was literally silence all through the weekdays (when SS obliterated GoTG and CW.
TV/MoviesRe: Swing And A Miss: Batman V Superman(dawn Of Justice) by kryptonian1987(m): 9:12am On Aug 13, 2016
badinfluence:
Really dude?? You brought your fan boyism here too??
o boy, abeg take ur badinfluence somewhere else....!!!
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 7:56pm On Aug 12, 2016
SKWAD still whooping GoTG and CW asses.....! grin

$8.2m to $7.7m and $8.1m.... tongue
TV/MoviesRe: Swing And A Miss: Batman V Superman(dawn Of Justice) by kryptonian1987(m): 6:51pm On Aug 12, 2016
severee:
huh What's this one saying?


Debating? More like laffing I mean bvs is like a documentary on how to make an awful movie


Whatever helps you sleep at nite man


I have a post for civil war as well you can look it up if you like
why would I want to read it? that childish movie that is meant for teens.... the most overrated movie of the year!
despite all its powerful WoM and unbelievable very very high RT score, it couldn't even break the $450m mark , domestically... not even close to it
TV/MoviesRe: Swing And A Miss: Batman V Superman(dawn Of Justice) by kryptonian1987(m): 1:06pm On Aug 12, 2016
severee:
ben affleck
angry Hey I just heard that scoot never got his pay checks what gives man?
And who keeps sending me these prank letters? These aint funny no more
worker
Um boss? The town hall just blew up and scoot along with it
ben affleck
Really? Oh then back to work I guess
narrator
meanwhile jesse is working on micheal shannons body totally unsupervised
jesse eisenberg
Yes even though I'm not a scientist or a kryptonian I've stored vast knowledge and technicalities thanks to the 10minute tutorial video carla gugino gave me
carla gugino
You're welcome
jesse eisenberg
Now time to re-animate micheal shannon by splicing my dna with micheal's dead corpse and shoving him into the lazarus pit
Wait why is there a lake in this space craft? How did no one get electrocuted before now?and how does my dna get to micheal shannon when my blood like totally difussed in this bigass lake? And what makes me so sure he will kill henry this time I mean they were 5 of them the last time and they didn't even get close to rumpling his shirt
zack snyder
angry shut up and make a joke before the audiences head explode
jesse eisenberg
Ok ok you flew too close to the sun
micheal shannon
Wait how does that make any sense is my skin tanned?
jesse eisenberg
No
micheal shannon
Is the sun suddenly harmful to kryptonians?
jesse eisenberg
What? No
micheal shannon
I don't get it was there a deleted scene or alternate ending in man of steel where I flew into the sun and got fragged
jesse eisenberg
angry Dude?
micheal shannon
*rolling eyes* Ok ok jeez
narrator
it's finale time and all the characters furiously prepare for it, ben affleck prepares by moping around like he was forced to eat cheese puffs outta a dudes a*ss
jeremy irons
So old man what are you doing?
ben affleck
I'm thinking because that's what old people do
jeremy irons
C'mon don't worry too much it's bad for your blood pressure and you know you got your athritis and all
audience
*rolling eyes* Ugh! we get it ben is an older batman
jeremy irons
So how exactly are you gonna win this fight against a dude who ripped your bat mobile apart by sneezing on it
audience #1
Oh my God it's fan service time
audience #2
Yea since he stashes his enemies weapons after their capture I bet he's gonna bulk up with banes venom and then distract henry with scarecrows gas and then do some crazy martial arts nerve-paralyzing move he got from the league of shadows and from kryptonian anatomy which he somehow knows about
ben affleck
Nah an anticipated fight like batman v superman should be totally unmemorable So I'll just borrow iron man's hulk buster, spray henry in the face with kryptonite and call it a day
narrator
diane lane also prepares for the finale by getting her a*ss kidnapped
diane lane
why hello sexy dude who looks like oliver martinez, you wanna pork me in the bathroom for old times sake
callan mulvey
First of all this isn't unfaithful, second you are 12 years older so ew and lastly I'm totally here to kidnap your a*ss for being henry's mother
diane lane
Finally! I mean with all the clues we carelessly leave behind what took y'all so long?(Gets kidnapped)
narrator
amy adams prepares for the finales by willingly walking into a trap
amy adams
Hey callan you totally look familiar oh sh*t
callan mulvey
Yea I'm about to kidnap your a*ss in this totally public place I just hope you aren't smart enough to scream and alert passersby
amy adams
(Gets kidnapped too)
narrator
gal prepares for the finale by being as boring as f*ck
gal gadot
Hmmm ben knows my secret identity so I've to run for it inmy invisible jet a commercial airplane but for the benefit of the audience let's take a sneak peak at the bleak future of DC
narrator
we are introduced to flash,aquaman and cyborg
ezra miller
Hi I'm an flash I fight crime and conceal my identity by not disconnecting the freaking surveillance camera
jason momoa
I'm aquaman the most unrelatable comic book character in the universe and don't judge me for taking on a movie that directors are avoiding...... I mean it's not like Game Of Thrones is gonna pay my mortgage
scientist
Hi I'm making a blooper video about experiments gone wrong now time to run around like an *diot while a dude screams like his nuts are on fire and the audience shake their heads in disappointment while marvel laugh theirs off
ryan reynolds
And I'm green lanter........
audience
(Holding up a tyre iron)What you say?
ryan reynolds
Er nothing
gal gadot
sad Yep I'm definitely leaving
audience
Wait for us

To be continued......
hahaha!
na obsession won kill you so oh!
people are still debating abt BvS till date, just to tell u it has something they called: classical cultic in it...! unlike that done and dusted CW which no one talk about since 2months+ ago grin
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 6:11pm On Aug 11, 2016
Lana1:
And something tells me if u're an avid Joker fan like me, then it wont be Leto's Joker even after u watch Suicide Squad
there's no one version of the Joker, hope you know? we must not compare Leto's Joker to any other interpretation done on the big screen, cuz all jokers are rip off of different DC comic versions....
Leto did justice to his version, perfectly. he just needs more screen time...
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 12:55pm On Aug 11, 2016
badinfluence:
I've just achieved jor'el status on this kryptonian.. grin
if you like achieved General Zod status sef... no wahala grin
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 9:49am On Aug 11, 2016
badinfluence:
And how much has YOUR film made??..
Why do you hate marvel? You don't even know anyone working there.. why do you adore dc? Again, you don't know anyone working there. I don't understand the hate.. their success is their success, their failure is their failure. It's cool to prefer one, but it doesn't necessarily mean you should hate the other..
ok. I hear you! you don win.
I tried to love both equally, but some persons are just there to badmouth what ever DCEU put on the table, hence I had no option than to pick a side... though, still love CA: Winter Soldier like mad...!!!?
case settled!!!
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by kryptonian1987(m): 8:47am On Aug 11, 2016
badinfluence:
You're just full of envy and bitterness.. I wonder why.. you have no affiliation with neither company huh
Nope, bro. isn't all about envy and bitterness, it's about: bringing those sycophants who thought CW was a super epic movie down back to earth....
despite all the high RT score and powerful words of mouths, it barely crossed the $400m mark with just $7m....
PoliticsRe: Ambode Completes Pedestrian Bridge At Berger Bus-stop (pics) by kryptonian1987(m): 10:23pm On Aug 10, 2016
this was how they were praising Fashola Oh! and if weren't for Buhari (Cassandra) we wouldn't have known that his idea-less grin is beyond human comprehension, except for zombies..... grin grin grin

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