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See as bimp just satnd dey look.. Person wey no know go think say na him be security!!!

Omo this song sef..

Personally!!! I rock your body..
I promise you go home and you no tell daddy!!!!

oh-lala:
Concede

I even think say na my spelling you dey attack sef not knowing say na the other way round..
Next time when correcting someone,dont act rude cos the fact say i use the wrong footballing word no mean say ***ok forget**

oh-lala:
What is conceive? At least the derail the thread with good English...

Oya correct me nah..
Na for house i take learn my engrrrish oooh...
Abeg correct me,mr smart!!!

Nice defense!!

Ewooh,see better counter attack wey this boy spoil!!

Nice crossing there.. Those defenders dey sleep ni..?

See cheap goal wey Tott dey conceive.. Nice header..

Ooooh ooooh!!! Test that keeper with better shot nah...

tuktudicko: Ronaldo score one
Kaka score one
Then I had 2switch bak 2 BBA!!!
Madrid is determined 2 crush anytin dis season
While my precious united is determined 2go on a loosing streak

Eyaaah!! So you be united fan..
Anyway,make season start first nah.. David moyes fit con surprise una oooh!!!

elohor_ayodele: Kaka, ronaldo, own goal

Ok!! My madrid go kee pipo this season..
Which club you dey support?

Damn!! Wippe better shot nah.. Wetin be dat..

That was close... Nice counter attack ...

Woo!!! Nice save from lopez...
That was a screamer...

Nice defense from inter!!!

See your life.. Release ball,you no gree,shey you don fall!!

See dis one dey dribble imself!!! Release that ball..

Kaka!!! oya nah...

Haba,release that pass nah...

Inter nearly scored!!!

Ok!! Make i keep una busy for the main time..

elohor_ayodele: Omo ftball season is here, bba can only cm afta all d matches of d day. Hala madrid! Real 3 -0 Inter

I tuned in late.. Abeg who score the goals for madrid..
E be like say the pitch no good sef...

just_dami®:
If u are a melvin fan or a melvin extremist and someone abuses melvin,here's what u say, 'congrats,we've heard you,now Bleep off' those words'll pierce d person,buh writing an epistle of abuses will only get the abusee feel important....just saying *enters ghostmode* like if u feel me!

Errm***drags her/him back before e enter ghostmode***
Nobody belongs to melvin extremist group here ooh,i just used it for humor...
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***leaves his/ear and kicks butt into ghost mode,locks door and swallows key***

god_of_music: You see your life?? You signed up just to let us know that a Pathethic Dellusional foool like you still lives and walks around the land of Ghana?!!!
Am not surprised tho...
No wonder your mother died while trying to collect free Holy water just to cure her lunatic son...but you won't still learn your lesson till you step your leg into Naija....
Na there thunder go FIRE you and your generation...coz i know your Pathetic,OilbloodBrain will lead you into the hands of Boko Haram
and them go help me And your mama cut those your two left hands and leg,cut out your Pr..ick you use in fvcking your Mother.. and then burn you alive..
Coz people like you deserve to DIE!!! *spits*

Haba,this one too deep nah...
Abeg oo...

If to say beverly win this task ehen,ewooh!!! @damilola no for allow person rest this night!!!

Youdee10: Careful now you may bust an artery...... IF Melbore wins you won't get 1 kobo. It's never that serious dude.

You are a coward and a fool at the same time..
Inshort,you are a cowardic foool!!!
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You come here and spew trash and someone chops off your four cornered,triangular trapezium shaped gorimapa head with grade 1 military ammunition reply and the best you could come up with is that its not that serious!!!
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Maybe you have gotten away with this stuupid act of dumb fucckery in other forums and decided to stretch your stuupidy into this land but let me tell you something "YOU NO GO SURVIVE AM"...
Even if you survive am,you go survive as an amputee cos we will cut anything cuttable from that deformed structure you call a body..
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Bros,the melvin extremist group are armed and dangerous and we take no prisoners..
Shalom!!!

Omo see bullets flying everywhere..
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By the way,@damilola,i see you.. Keep adding petrol to the fire..

aodis: Thank God I wasn't the only one watching! Its too much for the guy abeg! I have said this and I will say it again, Elikem has no good mind towards Melvin!

Its not like he doesnt have a good mind towards melvin,i know he doesnt hate melvin...
Maybe its just cos of the game.. He knows melvin is a strong competition so all he is doing is looking for any little thing to use a competition and win melvin.. Its just like a psychological boost!!
I dont think elikem hates melvin!!!!

kay baby: I thought I was the only one that has observed this,this dude is trying to hard to compete wiv melvin in everything and its getting too irritating. The jealousy is jst too profound! Ok so cleo was saying last nite melvin was a cool naija guy, immediately elikem had to jump in and say every guy is cool in their own way and am thinking couldn't he even let a complement slide without being defensive? Today I thnk cleo or delish or feza not sure was saying in the DH while they were playing VBall it was Melvin who went to pick the ball when it fell overboard and then they were praising him the camera showed elikem's face Green wiv envy, immediately tthey started the game and the ball went over elikem jumped to volunteer to pick it up.he spares no chance to try to paint a picture of himself able to do wat ever involves melvin better. Too many many instances I can't start mentioning kai! This guy needs to chill. Pple wiv this certain kind of gra gra don't end up winining #truth.

God bless you!!!
Today,when the police woman asked melvin to blow a ballon that was somehow configured to trick the person blowing it,melvin blew his only for elikem to collect the balloon and fought against all odds to blow his bigger than melvin did..
Its like he said something afrter blowing and melvin replied by saying he isnt competing with anyone.. Someone shld correct this story if i got any part wrong..
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Yesterday,cleo was talking about how uncomfortable she is with elikem staring at her when she is taking her bath and he replied by saing melvin also stares at her.. Cleo said she is comfortable with melvin staring at her cos she feels comfortable with the way he does it but elikem kept argueing that melvin is also guilty but cleo kept correcting him but the nigga no wan just agree!!
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I was preparing to write something about that not until you did...
I thought i was the only person noticing it sef.. There are just countless instances i cant re-call!!!

dominique: Melvin is the preferred choice here too. except Bev's juju makes him eff up horribly in the week to come, he'll be getting the Naija vote.

Guys check out the next possible naija rep.
(Hint- he's Denrele's friend)
www.nairaland.com/1391781/prince-uzoegwus-photos-late-goldies

God forbid bad thing!!!
Heheheh!!!! Laff wan kee me..
God forbid!!

Chineke!! See that woman teeth...