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Josydaky: Hahahahaha, i no get strenght for Angelotification oh!

Always remember,the lord is your strenght and kslib is just a Messanger...

Josydaky: haba, must you write thesame thing in thesame time with me?

E be like say you want make i Angelo-fy you this night...

9ja4eva: From Twitter : "Baba Dbanj Alaja ‏@_pashoski 52s
Anyone that defends Bev's behaviour is either an aspiring ashawo,a reigning ashawo or a retired ashawo #BBATheChase "

Hahahahahaahahhahaa!!!!!!
Hahahahaahahaahahaaha!!!!
Haahahahaahahaahahahaha!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaahah!!!
Hahahahahaahahaahaaha!!!!!
Hhahahaahahaahahaaha!!!!

omonime: lol you are a mere sham. i forgive you though. but seriously pls if you are not born again you need to give you life to christ. just go on your knees and talk to God repenting of your sins and forsaking them. then invite jesus into your life as LORD AND PERSONAL SAVIOUR . and your life will never remain the same again. pls update what has been happening in the house, just watching now .shalom

Hahahahaaaahahaaa!!!!!!!! Rotflmao!!!!!
One minute you are telling me to give my life to christ,the other Minute you are asking for updates.... Lol
Pastor pastor!!!!

Cleo funny sha..

Hmmm, see cleo on bimp.. See as she lie down for him back comfortably..
Hakeem will be like "Pls bimp chase her away"...

Josydaky: If I see a humor I will know, that was not a humor at all.

Kwakwakwakwa!!!! Hahaha!!!

ella.b:
lol lemme jor

If you tell me to leave you again ehn, i go **kiss** you...

Judging from the 4witnesses we've had so far in this controversial case,i will like to say that there is no case atall..
Initially,i wanted to use the power vested upon me to charge angelo for attempted fuckery, but new facts emerging suggests that Miss Beverly Osu is indeed not the victim,the facts goes futher to proove that she also played a big role in initiating the act of attempted fuckery..
Infact,a reliable souce gave facts which showed that Miss Beverly Osu tried to convert the innocent bathing session into a Real act of Fuckery by touching his Little johnny but Mr Dada man wriggled his way out of it with words...
I hereby sentence Miss beverly Osu and Mr Angelo Dadaman to go and make sure that next time when i see them in this court room,i will be charging them for Committing the Act of Real fuckery and not just an attempted act!!!
Courttttttttttt!!!!!!

ella.b:
ok, watched d video again and paid attention..verdict, no sex.
but I'm still not happy.

Will Miss ella pls stand-up and tell the entire cOurt room why she's not happy.. The court will like to tell Miss ella to give them a brief on what happened considering the fact that she is the only witness who was present at the Crime Scene..

GH KWAME: "in front of the judge and testify"
You Mean Witness Box?

Our court rooms in Nairaland are designed differently..
You testify in front of the judges so they can see your face and read small details like batting of eye lashes,movement of jaws,twisting of the mouth and texture of skin in order to help them decide if you're a liar or not..
Our judges are not just lawyers but also psychologists.. You see, in the Niaraland court room,we do things professionally...

This case has been adjourned till when atleast 2people have watched the un-holy act and can confidently come to the court of law to testify in front of His Majesty that Miss Osu was indeed chucked in the bath tub by Mr Dada man..
Courttttttt!!!!!!

ella.b:
She's guilty jare

So you Mrs ella.b can stand in the court of law,in front of the judge and testify that the accused, Miss Beverly Osu is indeed guilty of committing the act of fuckery? ...

safarigirl: prosecution

Objection my lord!! The accused still stands innocent until proven guilty of committing the act of fuckery....

safarigirl: na wetin she don dey find since na

Na wa o... Safari baby,abeg you watch the video?..
What is your verdict on this case?.. Is the accused guilty of fuckery or the accused is just being wrongly accused of committing the act of fuckery in the court of law..

THE AMAKA: With the way they were positioned in the bathtub, i doubt his thing could have penetrated, unless some here can speak from experience that its possible. Either that or Angelo has a 9-12 inch joystick. But the kissing was very very intense, that's what i meant.

Damn!! Why did i miss that ish sef...?
Hmmmn,so you don already calculate the distance btw both of them,divide am by the horizontal plane and arrived at the possible estimate of his diick(in inches) to suggest if any penetration occured.. E be like say you be science student? Lol
Thanks for the head-up anyway..

ella.b:
Twas after d ish that angelo told her about Candice.
This is not nice.

Whaat? So he get girlfriend wey he dey committed to? Chineke..
Did they fuckkk? If yes,so he told her after fuuucking her? Okpari...

THE AMAKA: Some say it was sex, some say it wasn't.
I've seen the video and i definitely wouldn't call that sex. Nake.d in the bathtub, heavy making out.

So Seun changed Nake.d to Unclad? Pathetic.

Hahahahahaha!!!! Which one cone be heavy making out?... Abeg explain to those of us who didnt watch.. Thanks...

ella.b:
Beverly rode him weeeeelllllll.
I'm not happy with it tho.

Whaat? So na true? I didnt watch ooo..
Ella,tell me how it happened,in details...

Beverly should stop all this unnecessary shouts and screams whenever a Naija song is being played haba... Its getting irritating already...
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Oh Sorry, i forgot to add and Melvin also... Both are guilty...
Oya draw back your weapons from my neck.. Hey,do it slowly b4 you injure me.... !!! Lol

Wow!! See dillish moving her waist like shakira..
I said it,this girl is a snake!!!
@sholay i hope you know what i mean by snake in that context..lol

Omo cleo na real Gangster!!!
I sure say she go don smoke egbo before..

The dance slap is nice... Omo i don slap myself tire.. Make i rest abeg..

ella.b:
u yeye o

Lol.. E be like say you don dey comot from ghostmode small small..

Seun pls what is all this nah?
I type b.oner,d tin change to "Situation"
I type er.ection,d tin change to "Attention"...
Lol @PASTOR OMONIME who owns a church with many Nairalanders as members..
What will be going through their minds if he stands on the altar and says
"When i was praying,i found myself in a SITUATION where my ATTENTION was needed by sister safari.. As i was in the spirit,i saw myself giving sister safari my strongest ATTENTION cos she needed it badly... Brethren,just as i was about walking away,sister safari begged me to come cos she really enjoyed the first ATTENTION i gave her"... lol

THE AMAKA: Lol at your FAILED attempt at playing on words. I don't care if Beverly wins, i just want her to make it to the finals. I actually don't expect her to win, that doesn't mean i still can't root for her or support her.

Like i said, i only made that comment because of the SNIDE COMMENTS being made at Beverly and her supports for being happy that she won HOH. I can see right through it. And like i said, this definitely wasn't the first time I've picked up on such.

Well, i can see that you stylishly avoided a straighforward question and labelled it 'a play of words'... I believe you got my message though..
I love the way you snake-danced your way out of the question,its very seductive.. I must admit,i had an er.ection after seeing the footprint your snake dance left...

omonime: AND WHAT ARE U INSINUATING THAT THEY ARE GAY. U MUST BE OUT OF UR MIND. IF U ARE GAY AND LOOKING FOR WHO TO JOIN UR CLICK, THEN U BETTER LOOK ELSE WHERE COS MELVIN IS NOT GAY. UR PPLE GO TOO FAR WITH ALL UR ANALYSIS. IN SHORT U ARE UR MIND IS FILTY AND DEMONIC. THIS IS DEFAMATION OF XTER. MAY THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON YOU. SHALOM

Hahahahahahahahahha!!!! Lwkmd!!!! Rotflmao!!!! Rotfl!!!!
Can somebody pls help me tell Pastor omonime to pls check that he's wearing his sense of humor correctly...

safarigirl: the first time in BBA history someone will win with 2 votes...I must see to believe

2votes ke? Havent you heard that Ghana is voting for Melvin no matter who's up.. Thats what all my ghanaian friends are saying...
Abeg modify ur post...

Awww,see the chemistry btw M and B.. Its so sad that B is in a serious relationship outside the house and doesnt wanna cheat..
Trust me,if B was single,B would have hooked up with M..
They looks so cute together.. Well,why am i even stressing myself when M has already said he doesnt wanna hook-up in the house.. Maria tried her best to hook-up with M but he decided to take things slow... Maybe just maybe,B wants too hook up with M but doesnt wanna hurt Maria...
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Ehen,for those who are wondering,B is Bimp and M is melvin...

Damn!!! Feza has the sexiest eyes ever... My problem is that she uses it to do bad...

THE AMAKA: What i said was in reference to the game. Duh, no shiit. Stop acting slow by trying to pick at things that aren't even there. It's not cute.

Let me build on the bolded!!!
Now,You want bev to win and We want Melvin to win...
You also want positive things to happen to bev in the game.. We also want positive things to happen to melvin in the game..
Now answer this question::::
Will you get angry if anything positive happens to melvin in the game? if your answer is NO,then why do you feel Melvin fans are not happy at positive things happening to bev in the game also?
Answer me.

ella.b:
I clapped for elikem when he said this...
Bimp---any name that pops outta ma head is who I swap.
Elikem---how come Nando and Beverly's name neva popped up instead of Bassey ?

You dey mind bimp? He knew what elikem was talking about but was trying to send an indirect message to those he has swapped so far that their name popped up randomly and that he had nothing to do with it..
Infact this is what mumu bimp was trying to say "Bassey and Annabel,pls vote for me.. It was my subconscious mind that sent you home and not me"