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safarigirl: Hahaha...
Make he no catch u sha..if not una go begin write epistle again

Lmao!!! You ehn.. So you don even know d name wey i wan mention!!! Lol

Medicine after death.. They waited for one of their colleague to die before realising that the factory has poor safety equipments..
I wont be shocked if those same protesters resume work on Monday under the same working conditions..

safarigirl: He said he likes girls with bobbie and bakassi.
But he has been telling Dillish that she's fat and needs to do exercise so she can be like Maria.
The other day he even went as far as saying her face and her stomach are contradicting.
Besides when he was asked who the hottest girls for this season are he said Maria and Koketso. They both have 1 thing in common their body shape.
All guys love bobbie and bakassi..trust me.. But some would rather date slim girls.
Abi e get any guy 4 this thread wey no like bakassi and bobbie?

I for call person name,but make i just respect myself this night.. Lol

dominique: Tbh, you guys on here get a bit too hard on Elikem. I think he's playing the game quite well (save for the too much talking part). So what he revealed that Bev is the only one nominated, is that far from the truth? Even Bev admitted as much. Later on in the evening, Bimp was trying to put words in his mouth as regards the swap and he handled him perfectly well, infact the respect I have for him has gone up another notch. Imo he's more articulate and straight to the point than our Melvin (yeah I said it!) and amma vote for him even if he's up against our reps.

Eish!!! Cleo is so drunk

Hmmmmn!!!!

Kai!! I feel sorry for feza.. Owl-neal is just taking advantage of the love she has for him... Haba,feza why are you doing this to yourself?...
She is fed up,but its just that she's scared of taking the bold step of telling owl-neal to go Bleep himself.. She is scared of change..
Another side to this sad story
Feza is a typical example of a beautiful woman without a mind of her own..
Most times,i just laugh when i see some beautiful hot women trying to act all though cos i know that all that is just an act they put-up to hide their vulnerable side...
When feza came in,she rejected elikem but didnt stop there.. She was telling whoever cared to listen that elikem was a small boy,not her type and bla bla bla and was feeling like the boss lady..
All she needed was someone to hack into her operating system(heart) and re-program the programming language(brain) and viola,the once tough woman became an ordinary piece of left over moi moi..
In as much as i do not like owl-neal,i have to commend his hacking skills,the guy knows his onion...
To all my guys,all you have to do is to hack the right way,and that girl will become a feza to you!!

## no disrespect to the ladies###
If feza was the Man and owl-neal the woman,i'm very sure some women will be secretly praising her hacking skills..lol
Like i said,no disrespect to the ladies but owl-neal did a good job..
##team hack the right way##j

Just tuned in.....Whaaat? Wetin feza dey beg owl-neal for again?
Na everyday she dey beg? Which kain mumu geh be dis?
If to say film,person for say na film he dey watch but d thing dey happen true true!!!!
Feza,you have been hypnotised!!!

This camera man is not okay.. Show me room nah.. Wetin sef?

mykali: Guys, Am i the only one that notices the moustache on Delish's face?

Hahaha!!! I think say na only me dey notice am.. Lmao!!!

Omo see as Melvin serious dey look the movie.. If biggy was as serious as melvin is right now,,Nando would have gone home earlier than he did..

Nuzo':
But to be fair to Oneal, I may not have sat thru the movie.
I find most Nollywood movies tacky and predictable...not to talk of Ghollywood.

I however appreciate all their efforts even with the limited resources.

But to be fair,owl-neal has no respect atall.. How will Big brother feel if all the housemates walked out on the Movie considering the fact that it was a gift to them..
Elikem made a brief appearance in the movie and i expected him to atleast wait and see his part just to show support..
How will owl-neal have felt if Elikem or any housemate walked away or showed no interest when feza'S SONG WAS PLAYING AT THE PARTY ZONE last two weeks?.
Personally,i hardly watch Naija/ghanaian movies, but i will force myself to watch just to show support to someone who is coming up in the industry..

He didnt even bother to come look when the housemates were screaming ELIKEM in the movie..
Owl-neal is not only a bitter old man but also a wicked selfish person...

shezy: haba kslib! remeber u told me not to quote u? Den why d demon part?dats too much,cause wen i read it i felt some how.u guys shud forget d issue pls.both of u are always on each others neck and u are both usefull hear .

Ok!!! I'm sorry,you are not a demon.. You are a sweetheart... Come here **hugs her***
I though i've already told you what you did that i didnt like,dear your case is different.. You and i have already ironed out our issue out before i replied that demonic fat pig!!!
Like i said,i'm sorry if it made you feel bad..**hugs her again***

Dillish you better shut up and stop using jokes to stylishly look for faults in the movie..
Just keep quiet and watch with joy like angelo...

9ja4eva: He is such a sad soul. Damn

A lost sad soul.. I think what he just did is pure disrespect to big brother.. Cant he pretend and just watch d movie even if he hates it!!!

Did owl-neal just walk away...

Biggy,this aint fair.. I thought owl-neal has finished serving his punishment already...
Mind you, a ghanaian DJ is coming on saturday...

Elikem is in the movie but his appearance was brief..
Damn!!! Owl-neal go die!!!!

***chineke*** e be like say na ghanaian movie oooh...
Owl-neal,hahahaaahahaha!!!!!

The housemates are about to watch a movie as an additional reward from biggy... Enough drinks,popcorn e.t.c
Movie starts in 5minutes!!!

They won their wager!!

fork adict: I quote you again. Now run off and go drink some acid. Stoooopid barger!

I think you need the acid more than i do cos its the easiet way to burn meat and also considering the fact all your efforts to loose weight has been futile..
Amoeba like you!!! You are so stuupid "you make us wanna dance"....

Hahahaha!! Beverly and melvin doing it....

Feza,cleo and bev doing the lipton advert...

Lol.. See melvin dancing umbrella..

Cleo phuucked up... Damn!!! She is laughing...

Task presentation begins!!
Feza already phuucking up..

10minutes before task presentation begins!!!

fork adict: Just shut the fork up. Silly thing.

Nairaland resemble your property? Dat one na if you even get any property sef?

I repeat, on Nairaland, anybody reserves the right to quote any forking body least of all murraforkers being you. You got any problems with that, then go drink some acid. Simple.

Shouting 'don't quote me, don't quote me o, don't quote me a' all over the place like a silly kid. Mtscheeew!

Ode!!!!! I only say 'dont quote me' to a selected few demons like you.. Its another way of saying "get behind me you satan"....
Lmao!!!! Look at who's calling someone a 'morrafucker' when the word 'morrafucker' is what appears on your birth certificate before your surname which is 'fat pig'...
Morrafucker Fat Pig!!!!

fork adict: Can you just stop this don't quote me don't quote me bullsheeet already?

This is Nairaland not kslibland or anybody's papa land. So anybody reserves the right to quote any forking body. Get it?

Jeeeeez!

Wheeew!! So this guy still found a way to quote me despite not giving him any.. Its like you have an erectio.n anytime you see my post..
Not everybody gets along,there are some people whose opinions vary with mine,and i can have a healthy arguement with them.. While some are just the opposite..
So whats wrong in me saying we should avoid eachother so that those viewrers/members who are tired of the whole attacks/insults will enjoy the thread? Are you that stuupid?
If you want to attack your enemy on this thread,must you quote them.. Why not show how intelligent you are by attacking them like someone with a brain rather than quote them directly which we all know causes fights..
Let me give you an example...
....Ugly asss niggazz be like "why will a guy like Melvin with shovel teeth be getting classy babes while the gala hawkers keep rejecting my fat self".................
.........
Now the ugly arse nigga who i'm referring to knows himself.. This will bring less fights and more entertainment to the thread cos the ugly arse nigga cant attack me directly...
Now its left for the fat ugly arse nigga to reply intelligently without quoting me...
dont quote me again!!! oDE

GhanaBa: Lol....so @Garriwarlord is what? Your Real personality?...You should be the first to know that I created an ALT accnt cox I was banned after engaging in a Marathon session between you and @safarigirl, I created this new accnt in X of emergency, and guess what? My accnts (GH Pat/ GH Kwame) have both been closed by **You know Who**... I've got love for you Bruh but I think you act like a kid, if going by your Reason you don't quote fuckkery comments, what made you quote me this Time Round? Real Men don't Hate forever... You are pissed off cox I went in aid of @otumfour when he was engaging you, so Yeah, you have something personal against me.

Everybody knows me with Garri-warlord.. That was the acc i created when i was banned,so i have nothing to hide.. The same thing i do with garr-warlord is the same thing i do with kslib.. When did you see garri-warlord post last.. i only use that acc when i get banned unjustly..
Lastly,i have nothing personal against you.. Why should i? Otumfour is your gh bro,so its only logical for you to side with considering that it was a country vs country thing..
I repeat its nothing personal... This will be d last reply.. Thanks!!
The last place to take things personal should be online..

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GhanaBa: Kwaaaaaaax!!! **Resurrected**..... I knew you could not Hate me forever after warning me to Keep Away From your Post, isorait I've got Luv 4 U,...But hey @Kslib are you saying you were not campaigning for Dillish? Did majority of Nigerians not campaign for Dillish on this Thread?...You don't have Twitter & Fbk accnts so believe me when I say Nigerians Prefer Dillish to Beverly, Remember this quote? "Peeps in 9ja be like Awwww...Dillish baby is Drunk, Melvin go and take care of her, but when its Beverly....f.oolish geh, comeback home"...I see Beverly Hate all the Time.

Ohhhh,i seeeee!! So your new job is now to go around creating thousands of handles just show your different personalities and what you've been trying too hide with your original handle..
Why not be brave and show everybody who you are...
For the records,i never quoted you and your handle since that day and it still stands.. Now that i've known this to be your other handle,the same rule will apply....
For the records,all those who campaigned for dillish on this thread didnt care if she went home or not,all we just wanted was to let Namibia know we got their back.. We didnt care if we she went home or not.. Its only one guy @sholay that really cared for dillish besides strategic reasons...
You are a chameleon.. You always change characters/ur personality but know this "Each single handle you've created on this thread represents that personality you 're trying to hide with your original handle"....
@GH PATRIOT/KWAME,you can never fool me.. Be real for once...
I will apply the same no replying/quoting eachother rule i applied weeks ago..
Although,i suspected this new handle to be you but i decided to give it an element of doubt but i guess i was wrong..
Next time,i will use my detector to detect your new handles and avoid it.. If there is one thing that always gives you away is that all your alternate handles have one thing in common and thats "FUCKERY"...
I have nothing personal against you,but i feel it has come to the stage where avoiding people whose opinions and your vary on a different plane will go a long way in making this thread a more better place for everyone...

kgr28: I knew it was a matter of time before proMelvin pull that Xenophobia card, shame it came from you...

Yes,i will pull a xenophobic card as far as people like you are around..
Who does what you did? Many of us dont like owl-neal but you can never see us saying that owl-neal said this when he didnt...
I repeat,only a xenophobic person will do what you did...
Its not my business if your geographical location has a history with xenophobia but know that i just used the word that perfectly described your action and that word is XENOPHOBIA..