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Dannyxy: yes

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Dannyxy: intuition, sixth sense. oboi i just dey ask ni, as friend. you fit modify am now if u no wan make people know..

Na!! No be say i no wan make people know.. I no dey hide am na---- i just get reasons for now..

I will tell you maybe tomorrow, ok!!

Tabh: Ok
I will sleep now..do have a good night rest. I care always.

ok!! Night sweet!!!

Lmfao!! Ochon do you visit sexuality section?

I just came across one funny thread there--- its been long i visited there last sef ... Laff wan kee me die!!!

I go find small time dey check there from time to sef---makes sense!!! Erm make I direct you go the thread?

Dannyxy: hahaha, k, which school? Make i guess, uniben or delsu?

Why these two schools?

I no fit disclose much jare.. I don answer this question for t hat T or D thread na.. Even for this thread sef!!!

Tabh: Lol,well your brain is sharp on that..no dirty talk intended
I didn't get yours though.

Ok!!

Mine was I be-leaf you!!

Tabh: Yimu,like say you sabi the asterisk word..i dunno what you wrote o.

Me sef no know your asterisk word!! My best guess should be -- pun.. No pun intended .. Maybe sha or you meant something else..

Erm, I ***** you again!!!

Dannyxy: k. Old man, it's good

Lol.. I pray ooooo..

Yea!! Still a student but not in school now!!!

Tabh: Hian,i asked according to the definition you gave,no ***** intended

Ok!! I ******* you!!

waxdude: Hmmm kslib. D boss.

lol.. Boss ko , toss ni!!

I loyal oooo!!!

Dannyxy: Kslib, you still dey school?

what an Insult? You know when I finish school so? I finish school when black and white Tv was the ish in town!!

When people booked train tickets one year before the travel..
When afro was the only hairstyle that guaranteed you a hot babe!!

Tabh: Awwww,


This girl? Wetin i do

You no do anything!! .. I read inbetween the lines in that question and answered accordingly!!! You smart wella!!

Tabh: Lmao @weed hormone. That must be acquired by default..nice one.

We can add closeage in the dico na,
Closing in on something like?

lol@ closing in on something like? .. This girl!!

ok!! Closing in on your kissable sexy lips!!

ochon: He meant to type cleàvage

Lmao!! Konji don dey catch you?

Tabh: Ok you didn't take it,you only sounded like you did. What does closage means?

Yea! I have this weed hormone by default and me likey!!!

Dose-age, home-age,close-age ..... erm, I am not sure its an accepted word ooo.. It just came to my head and it sounded valid, so I just use am..

It means coming Close-- closing in on something!!
Note--- you might not see it in the dict...

Dannyxy: Kslib yaya jiki i dey kampe.. My time don change that's all..

Oh ok!! Jiki yana da karfi sosai!!!

Tabh: Oh na high,e no easy truetrue,i knew all those talks cannot be ordinary,just take normal dosage make your head no blow.

Dosage ko, closage ni!!!

##yimu### Its ordinary..

Tabh: Even though you sound drunk,that mini epistle was just the truth
Hmmm was in agreement to it.

Getting drunk once in a while is cool--- one of those days I guess! but Point of correction------ High not drunk..

Weed is the culprit here in my case and not alcohol..

ochon: LOL. Reinc will understand that ain't your original post, so you don't have anything to worry about

.. I dey fear Rein? That peasant kid


Bia Anwunta----- pls next time ehn!!! https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ff4ieBgr1qfmwi0o1_500.gif

Tabh: Hmmm

Why is she--- hmming?

ochon: Fixed

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Edit my post one more time and you'll be dead..

ochon: LIpsy bobo, have you taken your medication?. Why are talking to yourself like peasant kwasia reinc

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---- This is what guys atimes wear when they want to look at a lady's back-side, but at the-samet ime, give her the impression that we aint looking at her..

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----- what people whose operamini doesnt display emoticon did when they saw my above post!!!

---- this emoticon describes what one does he/she is told that a very big amount of money will be sent to him/her..

---- this is what the person does when he/she receives a message 30mins later and the header reads---- first bank!!

----- what the person does when the presumed big amount of money is just ---- N1000..

---- the person does this when he/she finally treks 3km to the nearest ATM machine, withdraws the cash and just from no where, that guy you owe 1;500 and promised to pay today, sights you by coincedence(the universe can be cruel atimes ) withdrawing cash and starts approaching you...

--- This is what you do when you realize that you are definitely going to give him this N1000 but where will the remaining N500 come from?

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Sometimes, you just wanna do something crazy---- like really really crazy to satisfy that inner 'mad-weird- hungry energy' in you, but you just 'ignore' and let it slide without doing it. Why? Cos the society has this annoying stereotype they have or rather 'use' in describing and addressing people who do things alien to them.. Some might even call you mad sef!!!

To me, mad men are not 'MAD' sef.. They are quite normal but they are called 'mad' cos their perception of reality differs from ours.. To mad men, we are mad--- and to we, mad men are mad.. So you see--- nothin is normal in reality itself..

If there is some kind of drug that re-engineers the body system,alters the structure and workin mechanism of the brain and allows one to see the universe like mad men do, walahi I will pay to be injected just to see the world from another new angle
before the effect of the 'mad drug' wanes off from my system.. Sounds cool..

Typing on this phone is a pain in the assss--- i need a bigger touch screen phone.. Hope to start the new year with a machine------- S4,s3 , galaxy note 2 or 3 comes to mind.. Make i go rob bank jare!!!

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Will this thread ever die? Yes!! If the world ends!! But till then!!

It holds so much history--- it tells a story.. How a single sperm formed in Iyawo,grew, matured in our presence and finally came out as 'Harel' is just a minute-miniscule part of that broad history this threads holds!!

See--- this thread cant die even if it wants to.. I find it funny when some ask for it to be closed or ask why the thread is still alive... You wont understand why, if you havent now!!!

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Anyway, later things!!

The time was worth it!!!

waxdude: youngman Kslib i'm not d 'áfrican man time' kinda person, i work wit time ,evn my family nd friends don tire for me cos me dnt joke wit time, gues dis is due to where i dey work, ..we dont joke wit it der

Oh!! I like that!! People who work with time and deliver..

Reincarnated: Na who con like the post lol?

... Na me!! I did that on purpose so pshychedelia abi na psychiatric could miss it..

You know how wicked i can be atimes!!

waxdude: uhhhh waz d news

@psychedelia...where hv u been..

Next time--- you go stop this african time thingy!! .. We need change in this country and we have to begin with little psychological issues as ###african time###

Say no to ##african time###.. Wax

Yaaaay!! Congrats rein.. Thats really something big . So happy for you--- after all the friend-zoning and reinjecting you suffered, the universe blessed you with something big.. Now watch them babes start coming!!

Erm but still, Your father sha!!! You for talk yesterday na!!! Foooool...