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Why melvin dey chew gum like ashawo!!!

Airtel picnic about to begin and your's truly "sulu" is the host!!!
He told the emerald housemates that he will question them to the core and wants to know everything!!!
Heheh!! I hope they dont eff up sha!!!

god_of_music: Ok i thinking you can't fit put down grammar like I!

Oya correct me nah!!!! I dey wait!

god_of_music: Kslib no sabi write English! Hehehe..

I tell you say i sabi english before? So na today you know say i sabi blow grammatical blunder!!!
Pidgin is my first language...

JJ said "looking at dillish alone inspires him" and also jokingly begged dillish's boyfriend to let him keep her for a month!!!
Eveva was telling jazz that "all her wishes are coming through gradually".....
Sulu tells busi that she has nice lips.. Hmm,sulu you go wound oooh!!!

Beverly talking about yahoo yahoo boys in naija and how they make money!!!
Kai!! I give up!!!! ***spits***

skipofem: Melvin is just followin this Busi gal arnd even tellin her the meanin of his tribal name,(Ekeledimchukwu)does she looks like maria or is it my eyes?

Abeg park well!! What do you mean by following her around!!!!
Na only melvin una sensor dey ever scan!!!

Beverly called herself and her mum a criminal!!!!
In her words "Criminal born criminal"... Kai!! I give up!!!

Beverly have started again oooh!!!! What is wrong with that girl sef!!!
She how she was yabbing one guy that he ahd a nice car but he was darn ugly...
She didnt mention his name but she described where she met the guy and his car...

Eveva and elikem connecting well!!!
dem no go see Eliveva now oh,, na only Melbusi dem sey see..

Some South africans have started saying Melvin is into busi!!! Lmao!!!
Na wa oooh!!!

IyawoTM: Sulu na clown, Eveva don turn palour to church. Elikem dey speak in tongues, Melvin don enter him zone( spiritual brother...lol)
Every one is on spiritual high right now.....lol...nice

Hahahahaah!!!!! Lwkmd!!! **wipes tears****!!!! I can stop laffing... Kai!!
But Iyawo,why nah?

Damn!!! Eveva is the queen of music!!!
She has already been signed to a label.. Damn,the babe is wooooow!!!!

megliz: Pentagon face, eveva thrilling the housemates with her guitar talent eeven. Eelikem cudnt belive his eyes he ws suluprised.Who says Ugly people don't have a gud tn left inside.Evava got quite a sweet voice.

Lmao!! Kai!!! Kai!!! Dis pipo ehn!!

OmG!!! Is anyone watching?
Eveva knows how to play the guitar and sing..
She just made cry when she sang "no woman no cry"..
Damn,she's good!!!!
She handled the guitar with class!!!
What da fuuuck.. She just made me cry!!!

sholay2011: Bimp just won HOH again! Kai!

I like it actually!!!! Thank god no Nigerian won cos that will just give them more enemies!!!
Inshort,i dont want any Nigerian to win for now!! I want those conspirators to swap them first so that when we strike them back,we will have every reason to!!!

ItsModella: I'm just hearing about the Melusi thing. Kwaaa, make that Busi girl just park for one corner well with her dehydrated afro.

lwkmd!!!!!! Hahaha!!!

ochongonoko: nah..you friendzone someone WHO WANTS TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU BUT YOU DONT WANT IT

you cant friendzone someone ALREADY in a relationship with you, you will only break up with him or her... Nowadays, not all guys vocally tell a girl I LOVE YOU and I WANT TO DATE YOU... These days, body chemistry is all that is needed..just like we ALL noticed that maria has got the hots for melvin from the first day she was swapped to DH

dillish saw melvin's body chemistry towards her and immediately friendzone him cos of PRIDE and STEPHEN her BF

Huh? This post get K-leg!!!
All wetin me i know be say dillish no friendzone Melvin and melvin no ask her for any relationship or whatever whatsover...
He only asked if she was attracted to him at some certain point and she jumped and said "you are my brother".. Can you imagine... She was the same person who told him that when he and hakeem came in,she was attracted to him but knew he was off limit!!!!
Nothing concern me with Mellish abi na the fish,all wetin me i know be say she no friendzone melvin cos he didnt ask her fot nothing!!!

Bia!! Bia!! Busi abeg ake am easy oooh''
busi::: melvin,have you dated any southafrican chic...
Melvin: no
busi::: why?
Melvin::: i've not been oppurtuned but i love their physical apperance..
They have big booties and hips...

Pls and pls lets all clarify this issue once and for all!!!!
You friendzone someone who asks to be in a relationship with you right?
So now my question is "When did Melvin ask dillish to be in some kinda relationship with him"?
I dey wait!!!

Melvin said dillish chased him from her bed and she said she didnt but he was the one tossing around and she doesnt like someone tossing aorund on her bed!!!!
Hahahahahahaha!!! Dillish said if you sleep on my bed,you have to cuddle but you sleep like a robot!!!!

safarigirl: Speaking of Maria..I sent her a link for Melvin's Romeo Nigerian Idol/ Etisalat advert.
I didn't even know she got it until I saw her tweet.
She tweeted that she watched d vid 5 times last nite..so cute..anyway lemme post the tweet and some pics

Send me the link..

spade: And he has gotten up and left the bed.

That's my homey

Shoor!! Where did he now sleep till day break!!!!

lady deb: Bev dey outside with feza dey discuss, she get sense oh as konji catch her she run commot leave angelo

she go carry condom!!!

spade: Dillish invited Melvin to her bed, and he promised to come later.

E be like say that time don reach...

Which time? Lol

hiteelong: Tanx 4 d pix upload bro..such a darlin *kisses*

You're welcome!!!

spade: People may still think this is funny, but dis thing don comot for joke levels - O'Neal BADLY needs a psychiatrist.

Even if psychiatrist come,owl-neal no go agree say he get problem!!!!

Oneal dey wash and feza dey dry d clothes!!!! Make dem kuku park go village nah!!!!
Nonsense!!!!
Anytime i see them,my mood changes!!!

This is alusa!!!!!

This is jazz!!! She's also half indian like nando!!!

Next in line is sophie!!!
Note: she lokks better than this from what i've seen so far..

I present to you the lovely busi...