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Beniye: Leave Melvin out of this.Abeg Sorry to ask ooh, are you sleep typing?!!! You no even quote person sef,, You just type "leave melvin alone"..lol |
Kai!! Kai!!! If beverly na motor,mechanic no go fit repair her!! If you carry her go toyota headquaters for europe,dem go tell you say her spare parts no dey market!!! |
alexumeho: Abeg leave Melvin out of this....She is lucky slave trade aint reigning again.....#port to somalia# ella.b: ItsModella: Is Melvin her father? Abeg jor, leave him out of this. ella.b:lol |
IyawoTM: In fact I'm afraid for cousin Nneka, and Nneka's uncle. Cousin Nneka ran away with a man because Uncle was always trying to r.ap.e Nneka in his wife's absence. By the time cousin Nneka came back she came with 2kids.Hiaaaaaaaan!!!! Bev!!! |
Horus: Big Brother Africa. This program is the perfection of liberal ideals being used to camouflage the New World Order. The program is really about surveillance conditioning, adapting you to a reality with no freedom. The program uses sexuality as the distracting tool aiding a socialisation agenda preparing the masses for the real big brother, The New World order. It also devalues the understanding of the New World Order making it be perceived as NO BIG DEAL! The emergence of Reality TV is not a coincidence as we entered a new century these programmes popped up out of nowhere for most of these reality shows world-wide are created and controlled by one company called ENDEMOL. They call it endemol we suggest they are trying to END-THEM-ALL. The big brother show uses an Eye as the symbol. This eye is tied to the eye on the pyramid on the back of the US dollar bill, which states novus ordo seclorum, which means New World Order.We call it Yhoubemumu meaning You BE Mumu!!!! Your brain power is lower than low s.perm count.. The german name is Spermo Spermo low low!!! |
Hahahah!!! Sulu was changing his jeans and pokello was like "aaahh,sulu you have an assss"... Sulu was like "i got it from my sisters"...lol Some days back, Sulu said "pokello was handsome"... Lmao!!! |
ItsModella: Check out the housemates wey dey read Bible like anything, na dem bad pass....people like Oneal, Feza, Beverly, even this Cleo sef.Na true oooh!!! |
Revrend sister cleo reading the bible and singing a hymn!!!! Kai,dis girl no get conscience!!! |
miss sparkle: "HIT IT"..this can be defined as when a carpenter places a nail and uses a hammer to hit it continuously... Its a verb ..I cover my behind with da blood of jisos!!!!! |
safarigirl: azzin eh, who get time to wait till Saturday?No be when house jampack last saturday na im angelo and beverly do azontoing!!! Una suppose dey pray for un-jampacking!! |
miss sparkle: buy B.P drugs while ur @ it..Huh? Are you a learner? Angelo will hit it at the arena games!!! Beverly wont be patient enough to wait till night fall!! |
miss sparkle: lmaooolo.. Na true nah!!! |
alexumeho: Bev and Angelo in RR again? "Crying Ooº°˚˚°ºoo "Dont cry yet!!! Why not save it for saturday!!! Lol |
Sulu's case is always different.. He just doesnt wanna face the reality that the wager has been lost under his watch!!!! He just keeps analysing and talking what they should have done and what they shouldnt have!! He said the housemates didnt cooperate with him esp elikem!!! Shooooor,this guy,oooh sorry i meant "Man",ooooh sorry i meant "old male hag" is just too bitter!!! |
Biggy wanted the both houses to loose but dimaonds shocked him!!! The houses will be merged tomorrow,so of what use is winning the wager!!! Biggy knows it!!!! |
justloveme: pls continue voting for dillish under nigeria cus i held pokello is winning d vote presently in nigeria.it will b a blow in our face if she take 9ja vote.Abeg stop rough play!!! |
IyawoTM: @ GH Kwamelol..No i didnt!!! |
THE AMAKA: Beverly is a straight up HO!!!I didnt give your post 1like cos i liked it but because you're finally coming to your senses that beverly is a disgrace to anything that has any link with her!!! The day my vote ever goes to beverly will be the day my pc crashes and explodes... |
god_of_music: Whatxup Kslib?I'm good bro!! E be like say mukina2 just release you!!! |
IyawoTM: Bassey, Melvin, and Beverly in the kitchen talking.Ok!!! So beverly is codedly telling us that she might have sexx with angelo.... Hehehehe!!!! Ok ooooh... Thanks for the update, Iyawo!!! |
Kai!! Kai!! Kai!!! This pokello worwor sha!! Even with all the make-up she still dey drag to look average!!!! Abi na only me dey see her worwority? |
THE AMAKA: As it stands nowAmaka,who is your source? If pokello gets our vote,i will kill myself!!! AAV,make una dey vote for bassey via ROA and make una no forget to vote for dillish under Nigeria cos if pokello get our votes na insult oooh!!! ........ I wanna use this medium to beg all my AAV brothers and sisters to collectively drop like 10,000 drones for dillish so those statistics amaka posted will bend for the better .... |
CuteAngel: @Kslib I like ur post, u crack me up real hard with ur attacks...epic I must say. I cant stop laughing.Lmfao!!!! That white man in your profile pic!!! Damn!!! |
Yinkade: the only way the real bev can come back is if angelo leaves this sundayHehehe!!! My borda,if angelo leaves,sulu will continue from where he stopped and move the ministry to the permanent site!!!!!! |
miss sparkle: I WANT THE REAL BEVERLY BACK...I hate to admit this,but selly is better than beverly when it comes to relationships!! The only thing that fhhucked selly up is that sexx saga.. Atleast selly rejected sulu and went for nando who she really liked but beverly just jumps into any available man she sees.. First it was lk4, Second it was bimp Now its angelo... Habbbbbaaaaaaaa!!!! There was even a day cleo was telling sulu that beverly wants melvin but the Nigerian factor is holding her back and Melvin sees her as little sis!!! If angelo gets evicted on sunday,sulu will take over and move the ministry to the permanent site!!!!! |
AAV hope una don scatter ROA for bassey!!! I have a bad feeling that sunday will be shocking!!! |
miss sparkle: IF YOU AINT VOTING BASSEY, YOU AINT CLASSYIF YOU AINT VOTING DILLISH,YOU ARE SELFISH... Lol |
zandilicious: Did i say u a Mellish fan now? its seems as if u the 1 who flushed ur brains with ur poo.I know some of the Mellish fans will get carried away with the fact that Dillish doesnt want Melvin to leave the house, u not a Mellish fan,y do u giv a phuck abt wat i say about Mellish fans.For the records,i wont reply you again!!! I was the one who post that stuff here and in one of your sentences where you quote me, you said "when dillish does something that indicates she likes melvin,it becomes the topic of the day"... .... If you like twist the whole thing and say you didnt refer to me as a mellish fan but i'm not an iddiot!!! Lets just drop this issue but i've said what i wanted to!!! If you wanna address the Mellish fans,do it but dont do it when you quote me!!!! As simple as ABC.. |
zandilicious: Dillish is a very smart player, she said she is a teaser n a flirt, at this moment she is doin exactly that becoz she knows that Melvin n Bassey r the 2 pipl who wil not nominate her, why wud she want to c them leave the house. If it means she has to flirt wif them (she like flirtin anyway) to keep herself in the game n probably win the money, so be it. When Dillish says she likes Melvin or do somethin indicatin she likes the guy, its a topic of the day, but when she says she likes Bassey, like she always say, she z jus teasin. What was so difficult to be assertive to Nando n tell him str8 tht she daznt want these 2 to leave bcz she is more close to em than any other Diamond hm? Sum1 was rite to say Dillish is not really loyal to any one, she z on the fence, trying to b safe wif every1,She knows tht other hm nominates her, n shud Melvin n Bassey leave, she will be up most of th tym n eventually get evicted.So Mellish fans, stop dreaming n readin so much to Dillish's flirtin, she knw wat she z doin, it worked well for her in the past, hence she likes doin it. u can now chop ma headNext time when you visit the toilet,make sure you pick your brains from your poo before flushing!!!! I updated something that caused some sort of tension and suddenly i've now become a Mellish fan or whatever you called it!!! Why not go to BBA's official site and tell the writer who also wrote something similar to stop being a Mellish fan!!!! Stay away from drugs!! Psycho!!!! When somebody posts something about other housemates its ok but when somebody posts something that has to do with dillish and melvin even without reading meaning into it or thinking too far,you and your gang start accusing that person of being a Mellish fan!!! You and your gang are more paranoid than the 'so called' Mellish fans!!! Like i said earlier "Stay off drugs,psycho"!!!!! |
THE AMAKA: Hope you're voting under ROA. Because with as many people in Nigeria that are voting Dellish and unfortunately Pokello, voting Bassey under Nigeria would be a waste of time and money. Just keeping it real.Stop believing false news!!! Nigerians voting pokello aint up to 12 in number!!! |
ochongonoko: like safarigirl said, entertainment is subjective..what you find entertaining might be boring to me... But saying that beverly aint entertaining aprt from twrking and getting f*ingered is laughable.. Remove the twerking and beverly will still be fun..how many times this week did beverly twerk..ok!!!! Entertainment is relative!! |
ochongonoko: twerking?...c'mon, no matter how boring bev is, comparing her to biguesas is a crime against entertainment...its like saying mohatamma is fun to watch..if bev was like biguesas, she's have been long gone by now..You said you can watch bev all day cos she's entertaining and i was wondering what can make you watch her all day? I was wondering what she does different from others that entertains you all day and found it,gbaaaam!! TWERKING!!!! I didnt compare bev and biguesas,what i was just saying is that twerking makes her stand out and if you remove it,she will just be like your average housemate!!! Getting fingered and moaning like a ringing phone isnt entertaining to me... Talking out of control isnt entertaining to me!!!! Calling your close friends name on national tv and telling africa that she has virginal odour isnt entertaining to me!! Constantly lying isnt entertaining to me!! Well,i just added some stuffs to twerking that make beverly stand out from the rest!!! Impressive and entertaining, isnt it? |
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