C'est moi:

Loool! You know how it is now.Shebi na three plates of spag you chop two nights ago? Na ten bowls of fufu pant you go chop tonight.You might even be dead drunk,which will make my job easier.

Initiate me with anything but not that legendary fufu pant---- please. ##yimu##

Thanks for the birthday thread and wish!

C'est moi:

Loool.....#lips sealed.Make you sef no sleep.

Winch! I no dey fear you again. I don set trap for you.. Hehe! You go meet your waterloo this night.

If you try fly con meet me this night.. Tomorrow headline go read "Picture of a Nairalander who crash landed on an electric pole" ..

Nobleval: Happy birthday man.

Thanks Noble man!

harlos: Happy birthday to oga kslib.

May God continue to save you from every disaster of life be it e-disaster, natural or supernatural.

Thank you bro!!

May God also protect you from all evil.

Danhumprey: Lie! You didn't! I can vividly remember! I will have check,but the tsunami that swept over Nairaland few days ago has erased every record,including my birthday thread! Na that tsunami save you!

I NEVER lie.

Ok! Tell the girl who created that thread for you to get it back from google cache like seun instructed----- so that you can see the truth.

C'est moi:

Lol....stop frontin' and accept the last special wish.Enemies? Hehehehehe

So this is all you have to say after hurting my feelings on my day?

**snaps fingers** You have officially earned a spot on my hit list. For old times sake, lemme give you a heads up. Do not sleep this night!

dyt babe: Another year rolled in
Wishing u a happy wedding Anniversary

Its not a wedding anniversary . Still- thanks!

Karleb:

He can get it, if only he could turn back the hand of time to the day before NL was hacked.

He can get it from google.

Karleb: Happy birthday kslib.

Thanks karleb!

dre11: Happy born-day mah man....
Have fun and the blessing of being the 7th month follow you
the month of perfection, month of rest






and nah she even open am for u #Observing

Iseeeeeeeee!!! Thank you!


Lol. dre, dont you think its too early to be stuttering. . If you have something to say, say it..

Danhumprey: Kslib,ya'aiki?



Happy birthday,bro. Didn't even know it's your birthday!

But you are guilty of almost same thing. You didn't remember mine!

Thank you!!

Are you sure? Cos the last time i checked, i wished you a happy birthday and you didnt reply my wish even though you replied others--- including those below mine..

Check and see for yourself!

Dannyxy: happy birthday my personal person, wishing you long life and prosperity.

Thank you jare ma nigga.

Hope you are good?

lynpetra: Happy birthday klisb .Wish you the very best in life.Enjoy!

Thankssss! But its "kslib" not klisb.

Illuminatus: Happy Birthday.

Gracias!

C'est moi:
May your birthday and everyday be filled with warmth of sunshine,happiness of smiles,sounds of laughter,feeling of love and sharing of good cheer.I hope you have a wonderful day and that the year ahead is filled with much love, many wonderful surprises and gives you lasting memories that you will cherish in all the days ahead.Have a 'Lipsful' birthday'....Oops! I mean have a funfilled day,have truckloads of fun and more lips.#lol #hugs #cheers #God bless

Oh dear! You spoiled the whole moment with the ending part of your wish. . And again, the title of this thread--- myyyy Gawd. On my B-day for that matter.. .. Chai!! Life is not fair!

Its official--- we are now enemies!

hiroz: nah.there was a defender behind the keeper i think

CFCman:
David Luiz was covering

Oh ok.

Ojorooooo oooo!!! No be red card e suppose be?

Brazil, na here una waka end!

I love that coca cola advert. The one where that clueless girl was busy celebrating and that guy had to correcther with swag..

Her expression afterwards was priceless.. Lmfao!!

You took injection to bleach from within? Naija girls don begin embrace bio-engineering to cover up their acts--- hmmn!!

Na only God know weda your internal organs never bleach finish. Your blood go soon turn "fanta".. Smh!!

You clearly need to regain your self esteem more than you need marriage! Imagine photoshopping your pics just to deceive someone you want to marry and to add insult upon injury, you even have the audacity to ask if you should marry him first before allowing the poor guy know what he's getting into. No wonder many agree that marriage these days is overrated.

When you eventually have a baby, what are you going to do. Soak him in "custard" ?

Abu Mikey:

At least You and the supermods allowed the other thread grace front page

Only supermods hold the exclusive right to move topics to FP.

I wash my hands like Pontius Pilate..

Lol.

And here we go again!

You again?

Thread already exists!

Thread already exists!

dre11:

see who is talking
Abeg free me jawe

and who tell u say she carry fire for head to have make her hot

I giff up!

dre11:


lie and let me see if u can do it.....
Unless u wanna tell us the half truth

lwkmd! Na who you wan use this small pikin sense for?

Besides,I don make resolution to desist from lies.

Tell us more about your own jare. Was she hot?

dre11:

clean that lie comort from your mouth
u wan hear person own but u no wan talk

Ok! You want make i lie?