₦airaland Forum

eesy:
From my observation these are the most used phrases on nairaland:
3. There is God ooo: This phrase was popular on Nairaland and other sites few months ago. You see 'there is God oo' in everythread on nairaland everybody in nigeria was saying it, even suckling babies were saying it too
2. Picture or I don't believe it: nairalanders are fond of asking for pinsures. Post anything on nairaland and they will ask for pictures. Dont be surprised if you see such phrase here in these thread.
1. I schooled in France: hehehe, everybody on nairaland is now schooling in France. If you are a nairalander and have never used this phrase then you've never started nairalanding. You can add u'rs.

nigerians with their lists, you wont carry out any research, no feasibilty study, you will just come here and be giving us lists, your topic should have been ' arguably, the most used phrases on nairaland'

Mayydayy:
i want to know how this END TIME is affecting the prize of GARRI cus i school in........

you never hear of END TIME BAN, dem go ban u sotey u go know how this thread take affect the PRICE OF GARRI and you will wish you never SCHOOLED IN FRANCE.

LeoSanchez:
bro dont be doing dat stuff.. Nna u pregnant or wah

I just don't like bad liars. At least Good liars have the brain to lie reasonably.

firstkyn:
my felllow naialande reader was just passing the Obalende area of Lagos
when he spotted this at a make-shift shop. He took a pic and
sent it in. They now sell this in public?

I have never seen a worse liar than you, something linda ikeji put on her blog this past week, you came here today claiming your fellow nairaland reader came across this in obalende. God! Some people can be irritating! *Spits*

Congrats Op, u just nominated ursef for winner of an award , d title of d award is the 'Most Useless Thread Of the Year'

Dannyset:
Ori iya mi o, mi o, mi oo

eleda mi ooo

This is way better than paying for an award, if you can't stand her spamming, you can just unfollow her, no be by tulasi!

myouri:
. Hehe..Maybe you've only been to Ilorin villages..been dia a couple of times n d schoolz there look great.

you've been dia a couple of times , and I schooled there for 4 years.

dannydaniels:
. No no no....Korea is better cause U can't find weird Nigerians on red rangerovers acclaimed richest student

come to lyon in france, you will see rich students using bicycle.

dannydaniels:
Is unilag a school please,am asking because i schooled in korea

it's a pity u didn't school in france, u missed a lot.

faqman:
walking up to women publicly

try not to approach a girl while walking on the road, talk to them when you know they are sitting or standing @ a place where they won't leave soon.

misszainab:
You just made your life more interesting...babe a kiss will lead you to romance. Welcome to the club, remember, it's a very bad spirit...once u start u can't stop!

so you are also part of the club.

Better2014:
07036955282 my name is Rose

this one wey ur pix no dey ur profile... I fear o

Wow! I love this write up.

myouri:
Hehe..seems OP jaz moved to alapere from a veri remote village with no school. Tiz one can't even stand d Primary schools in Ilorin.

you can lie for west africa o, like say we've never been to ilorin before.

Bad ball controls even from all the so called foreign based professionals.

Told one guy before we played Congo that Nigeria will not qualify, he hasn't talked to me since that day, wonder how he'll be feeling now. If I see him tomorrow, he'll nearly enter the ground.

dabossman:
You guys keep throwing names around. If Uche is not there, you will say Uche. Then it will be Moses, then Ideye. The players are average. Period. But we'll support them all the same. Pikin no go bad make we kill am.

understand what am saying, I'm talkin about the midfield cause it won us the Nations Cup.

ebuetor:
i still see. But its more of someones future. That is if i want to. Its like downloading information from someone's hard disk. When i cant hold the information, i tell them. I have stopped doing that, because it has its side effect. I no b pastor o,its just a gift.
But still never over look what a child says,they maybe small, but their eyes are clear ''pure'', enough to see things.

welldone oo, all the zobo u are sharing.

Whatever happend to Mba n Babatunde ? Keshi threw away our midfield generals and all we do is lose a 1st competitve match to SA.

akin33:
Today, I went to queue for the 5th times in order to perform my civic right comes 2015. Yet the process of registration fails not to register. At 10mins past 4pm, the two copers(ladies), started to demand for N500 before registration is done. A woman offered them N100 they rejected it. Another woman offered N200, they reluctantly collected it and immediately, she was allowed to register. That was how people started paying before registration is done. I have to step forward to challenge them and the political elements (thugs) attacked me verbally, including their supports. Then, I told every uninformed (illiterate) that voters card is free that if you pay money, you are selling yourself and that of you children future for the next 8 years. The national identity card registration is now N400 in Ewusi palace Shagamu. I have not been able to register because of this. Politicians seat tight on employment, right of every citizen and even PVC have been pliticalized. How long shall we watch and sit? If we continue in silence, in the next 10 years, I wonder if poor mass would be allowed to walk freely in our Streets.

I think this is happening only in my area, there is a unit where they charge as much as 1.000 naira for registration. The painful part is some people will claim they are wise and yet they will still pay this monies instead of fighting against this corruption.

All these money they are sharing, is it good? There is God o!

Sparrow13:
yes we have them here in France

wow! So u also studied in france? Am glad to meet you o! I studied @ the paris school of fashion and arts.

These are not new, I have seen a mosquito that is as big as a cockroach before, don't ask me for picture.

The place is @ gbagada, the name of d bustop is 2nd pedro... Jst take a bus goin to ketu iyana oworo frm oshodi or anywia u r comin from.

mizzkeji44:
INTERESTING!!!

*shouting in D'banj 's voice* OMO u don make me fall in love oo

This one is strong!!!

Mermaidoflife:
you also wish i could turn around. keep guessing....
girls please!

if I wish you could turn around, it'll be just to see ur face, am nt interested in ur nudity.

Mermaidoflife:
yes there are benefits.
someone drag some cute ladies to this forum please.
i'm not talking about it till i see them coming

are you cute yourself? picture or i don't believe it.

Funny as hell!

Kentnickole:
Help

you will only get @ OJota, 50naira bus frm ketu.peace