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Guess these are some of the things common with Christianity and Islam cus Islam also forbade all these things but we are in the "21st century" as they say so a lot of people think practicing a religion is all about going to worship centres and fighting for his/her belief on nairaland.

Sorry, opportunity comes but once, and for you to create a thread on NL, means you are looking for more than friendship, go and face your new "unsinglesness"

Graduates don't go to university or polytechnic to learn how to speak good english. This is pure african mentality, many indians guru out there went to the best Universities and can't even speak good English but they work in reputable organizations all over the world. You want to know why? It's because spoken language doesn't matter but how well you can contribute to an organization or the world at large.

why do people beg someone not to commit suicide, let him jump off the bridge and burn in hell for taking a life he can't create.

dhardline:
If HSPA+ can download with speed as high as 168Mbps and it takes as long 2-3minute to download a

10mb video when using H+ then its either my phone is broken or Etisalat is broken.

Nigeria is a fraud. Most of these network providers are just deceiving us with H+ n 4glte

dclinton01:
Please I need help.
I just payed for undergraduate Application fee @ UBA bank using remita RRR genarated code.
But now I can't log in to portal to complete the Application process.
There is 12 digit, and 18 digit code on the slip I collected from the bank and none of it is helping me to log in

u log in with your username and password, if you can't it means the payment u made is yet to reflect so chill till next week.

This cracked me up big time

PureWays:
You need brain.

Because if you have enough, you wouldn't spill the bullsh'it up there..
I bet if you've got half of what you claim to have, you wouldn't be seeking cheap attention.. Think about it.

a functioning brain.

vizkiz:
did you just typed "anus" like seriously?

Morafurcker you gay

Nixiepie:
Eeya I dnt really knw him thou

what's the need of eeya/ehya in this sentence. The person that integrated ehya into naija girls vocabulary won't die well.

ijaw1stson:
Garri in my place has changed o.. it's now #180 per litre rubber

reduction or increment

ijaw1stson:
According to Daily Mail, paramedics were called out to the music icon’s Paisley Park estate at 9.43am and Carver County Sheriff’s Department confirmed that there had been a fatality. A forensics team and a medical examiner are at the scene.
While the world mourns the passing away of this great icon, Naij.com brings 12 things you need to know about the music legend.
1. He was named Prince Rogers Nelson, Prince’s dad, John Nelson, led the “Prince Rogers” jazz trio, which eventually became John’s nickname, and then Prince’s official name.
2. He was born on June 7, 1958, in Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
3. Prince developed an interest in music at an early age, writing his first song at age seven.
4. Price has changed his name four times.
5. Prince’s mom’s name is Mattie Shaw, and he says she’s responsible for his wild side.
6. Prince is the official pioneer of the Minneapolis sound heralded by music mags throughout the ’80s.
7. There were reports of bad blood between Micheal Jackson and Prince. There was a time on his 2004 album Musicology, Prince had a lyric that went, “ My voice is getting higher/And Eye ain’t never had my nose done/That’s the other guy.” He also ducked out of the Jackson-helmed “We Are The World” sessions (though he did end up donating a song to the benefit album).
8. He later in became a Jehovah’s Witness, and because of this he refused to swear in his songs or regularly sing those that championed sexual freedom.
9. Prince was said to be a perfectionist who was highly protective of his music. He wrote, composed and produced the majority of his music, and played most of the instruments on his albums.
10. Prince released 39 albums and won seven Grammy Awards.
11. Prince sold over 100 million records worldwide, making him one of the best-selling artists of all time.
12. He died at his Paisley Park recording studio and home in Chanhassen, Minnesota, near Minneapolis, on April 21, 2016, after suffering flu-like symptoms for several weeks after suffering flu-like symptoms for several weeks.
https://www.naij.com/807445-12-things-not-know-worlds-famous-prince.html?source=index_main

Ok next, how does this change the price of garri in the market.

Later someone will say Africans don't like reading, how can we like reading if people keep writing like the OP. He just copied and pasted this article, no arrangement whatsoever, no paragraph, numbering in-between sentences. I mean this is pathetic.

Timothychima:
u are so dull... If d topic was an igbo man stole u will call us d lost tribe of Isreal but If its any good tin abt us u will say are u sure its an igbo man.... F.uck u

i laugh at ur folly.

Flashh:
[color=#1970BC]Do it oo, because it will surely make FP. Yeyebrities and Front page are like... [/color]
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my brother, it's on fp even before i finished typing

yertyr:
Abeg, how is this informative
I look forward to a day wen an irrelevant post wud make front page and it won't get upto 5 comments.

and i look forward to a day when all those people that shouts lalasticlala on all silly post will be banned.

It's high time seun introduced a feature on NL that will enable people to see which of the mod pushed this kind of irrelevant post to the fp. We can then vote down the mod and hence he/she can be banned too

Rip, i won't be surprised to wake up tomorrow to the concluding part of this story that the dead student was a first class candidate.

If this makes fp, i will........

OneNaira6:
Niggas can't shop anymore cause they are hausa fulani?

Even i think the OP is just stupod

u mean stupid

Linda! Linda!! Linda!!! How many times did i call u? Were n wayo oooo, were!
So agbeje mo'wo o!

Elhayjay:
I met this girl named..... at a bank in OAU campus.She is a teller who I deposit proceed from my company sales with.I don't have a good job anyway. So,I asked if she could help me get a good job after I explained how my company is enslaving me (that's how I explain my situation to everybody I meet because I don't who may help me).She said she will get in touch with her uncle on my behalf.So, she asked me to send my CV to her e- mail address which I did.Following week,I went there to deposit as usual and she told me she received my CV in her inbox and I should also try and get her the hard copy of the CV.I promised to do that.This afternoon,I received her call and she told me to come down to saint Peter school in ondo road,ife. I was very happy because she told me her uncle is around and will be leaving for Lagos state later today.I didn't waste time.I rushed down to the park to and within 45 minutes,I was in ife. We went straight into the hall where her uncle was with some people in the hall.Am very sure that man is not her uncle.The man said she should talk to me for about 30 minutes.She asked me if I want job or success.I said success.She said they don't have job to give but they will make me an employer of labour.She started telling me she is not happy as a banker that she submitted her resignation letter last month but it was rejected.She said she will resign again in the first week of may to concentrate on neolife( GLND).She said a lot of things about her job that they all put on fake smile in the banking hall that they are not all happy.After she talked to me,a woman on hijab came to lecture me but in my mind(wetin dey worry this mumu people now.)Immeaditely,they ushered me to that classroom where people are.I got in the classroom and met the uncle lecturing those people and other people were saying their slogans and making noise.The man said he is now making #300,000 every month.Inside the hall were people on slippers.There were old women,old men,one albino guy,some motorcycle riders and so on.Definitely you will know they are illiterates(although who literacy don help).The man passes some photographs which he said he took when he travelled to different countries with GLND management.I know those photographs may be photoshopped.He asked those of us joining for the first time to stand up that we need to fill an application form which will cost #13,500.He said we can pay for the form instamentally.He asked members who have not finish paying to pay their balance.They passed the form to me and I told the girl(mi o le san one naira pelu ogun)i.e I can't pay one naira even with charm.I told her I wouldn't have been there had it been she informed me.She said it is not GNLD that it is Neo life but she later told me the truth and she said she will soon resign from the bank.She told me she realise more than what she is earning in the bank.Funny enough,this girl told me she works 7am to 9pm on Monday to Friday and sometimes go to work on Saturdays.So,I wonder how she realise more than what she is earning in the bank even if she earns #30,000.I told her I am not interested and I left.I suspect this girl have been brain-washed and I want someone to please help me bring her brain back to normal because she told me she joined four months ago.I believe she can still come back to her sense before she resign and start selling her properties.I know she is already donating her hard-earned money to GNLD.If anybody here knows her,she should please rescue her.I have heard people saying a lot of things about this people ranging from how they sell their properties and give out their money to this company.Her name is omo......and she works in bank in OAU campus.Her office is in the underground in the banking hall.
I can drop her no.if you will like to talk sense back into her head.

if she really has the marketing abilities, i don't think there is anything bad in network marketing which GNLD is one of such, it's you I'll advice here cause u seem to believe banking job is the alpha n omega in the Labour market. Leave her let her pursue her dreams. Network marketing is real, it's just the way we practice it in this country that puts people off.

All i know is for every action there must be an equal reaction, the man can't just abadon some he's lived with for 10 years without a reason, we need to hear from the accused party before condemning him. All the people talking about how a beautiful lady like this married a man with tribal marks needs their head checked. Just because he has tribal marks doesn't make him a lesser human.

Nascimento:
I've got no time for u Bro. I reply ur thoughtless comment. Just read your own comment and try to make sense of it. Let do things well in the country. Because you are faceless in nairaland.com shouldn't be a yardstick to say senseless things. Hope u had a blast Sunday? Peace!

see! Now uv dropped ur insults and now making sense a lil. Happy Sunday to u too

lashout1:
you are just ladened with hate.

i don't hate any1 or any tribe for that matter, i am only trying to imagine a country whereby we won't be defined by our tribes or religion.

princeblis:
Now it's a good thing u r complaining he is tribalistic... if it's kidnapping or drug smuggling u will be d first to mention igbo... mtcheew

Don't say that, u obviously don't know me before to conclude like that. I am just fed up of how much tribalism i encounter on a daily basis.

Nascimento:
Mumu. Between u and d OP who's been tribalistic in thought? Mumu. Can't u just pass, instead of steering up dirty talk from fellow NLers?

Typical Nigerian, resorting to insults when they have nothing sensible to say. I and d Op discussed like two sensible being without insults but here you are jumping into the discussion just the way you were taught growing up ; name calling.

nepapole:
Descendant of lie Mohammed spotted.. Believe dis poo at ur own peril.

guess someone already believed it

Voy:
it is Oga, pictured at Enugu

and you must put "igbo" cus u wana be tribalistic, cant u just say a shop with 7 pos machines. Too much tribal sentiment attached to everything we do in this country.

Some people will come here and mislead people like the poster above me, all these words are formed by someone, the only sensible n correct word there is SIM cause it's a short form of some words, all the rest are nonsense meant for gullible people.

And you just concluded it's an igbo man shop.