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Thank God you put Man of God in Quotes!

tonychristopher:
You people are busy arguing about Koran...a book that is only wriiten on one funny language and bizarre characters and its funny

Muslim can be nasty ....I have asked a Muslim to give me an English version of that book for a year now to read and he has been avoiding that

But bible is everyday and in every language for easier access cos our God understands every lngauge cos he created it

Buy Allah hmmmm he only understands Arabic and seems deaf to other language


Wish muslin luck


No wonder they are converting to Christianity ..the few reasonable ones doesn't won't to miserable buy acceptable ..they become Christians


Who wants to be a terrorist anyway

what is this one saying . someone should please help decipher this gibberish.

drlawizle:
I'm using a taboet and the bitlord cannot open on it....any other site?

dere shuld be an android version of it.

Most of your points are not useful, I usually get invites with my Cv and it contains most of these, even after I got it re-written by 3 companies, they still left most of all you mentioned,it's the arrangement that matters. Don't ever ever put a pix in your Cv!

drlawizle:
I'm in a hotel dat offers wifi right now but dunno wat to do with it...wanna download clear movies hd type...anybody knows where I can get dat?

go to google, download Bitlord setup n install it, open after installation, ul see a space wia u can search for films n a link to latest films, download away!

Iamdagreatguy:
The dude that brings beanscake (Akara) and bread to the viewing centre and disturb everyone with the smell.

I did this a lot when I was in Unilorin...bugger of life.

We don't read in this country. A typical example, this joke is as old as ewa agoyin.

Duchaello: Whatefa *in jenifa's voice*

1.28am?! Hmmmm! Sorry ma o, rili sorry

Duchaello: Oya take..mmmuah and a very big hug .Nobody taught me before I went back to my abandoned bold 5 abeg na only BB fit do am jare

your signature says ' don't let a kiss fool you and don't be kissed by a fool'... Can't help but wonder which one goes with your post.

DisGuy: and shes says...



choi!!!

Naija epics

it's not surprising what the Op said, and I didn't expect anything less from someone that has erotic before her name, like minds.

NCMD: RECUITMENT! RECUITMENT!! RECUITMENT!!!

Massive recuitment currently availiable in the Nigera Custom Marketing Department ,interested applicants should please send Cv,s to the nigeria custom marketing head officier on onaiwuchristian@gmail.com, or call 08164016561 Staffs are entitle to accomodation and welfare allowances.

are you always this dumb or the thought of how bad nigeria is @ 54 is just affecting your brain today? Please answer sincerely.

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which kain wayo b dese , independence offer my ass! Other resellers sell 1gb for 1,100 on normal days.

Nigerians with all these negative mentality, even if it's a scam will it remove a penny from your pocket if you send your application. It doesn't kill either and by the way it's not by force. Nawao

I tot I loved my teacher when I was in pri sch, didn't know what crush is bck den, always wanting to go to school cus of her, dias dis perfume she uses bck den dt makes me think this is heaven. Wonder where she is now.

mabeni: Alaye rirun bi obo werey!

a ban will hit you hard soon enough.

Ewwwww

Ellidude: Formation of deep senses of discipline is what we all must have.

have you ever been in love with a dreamer.

Btw Op, why are you asking jesus to fix their marriage (that is if there is anything that needs to be fixed), na jesus ask them to marry?!

Chuxchudi: Gate crashing unsuccessful!!!

thank God I didn't waste my Tfare.

Vikkyk10: u tink xò.

I tink dts d best thing for both of you right now.

Vikkyk10: hm,i love him,but deep down there something says dnt give ur hrt 2 im.He's not different from d odas dt jilted u.

maybe ur heart is trying to rescue u from an eventual breakup, follow ur heart n free d guy.

Vikkyk10: I started dating this guy 3 months ago,my mind isnt into the relationship due to the previous relationship i had.This guy is loving,caring,sincere and trustworthy.Last night he told me he would love me till he breathe his last breath.I knw i love him but i am scared of giving him my heart.I dnt know what to do.

the guy obviously deserved a better person that is ready to take a risk by giving him herself wholeheartedly. I just hope you don't regret this later cause once the guy gets fed up of you not reciprocating his love, he'll move on then you will wish you had acted accordingly.

[quote author=Jaybaba7][/quote]u didn't mention anytin abt gatecrashers

Please what's the name of the sender,let's gatecrash d test babe! It's so much fun.

My fone is always on vibration, always have one reason or the other to put in on silent.

Damsman10: and sweets... yes sweets, people think its d taste dat is sweet nt knowing its a brand name

sweet is not a brand name.

Who be government teacher...Culture and Tradition!