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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakilome by kulaShaker(f): 10:13am On Aug 14, 2007
i find the members weird, they all have one trait -----------------------THEY ALL WORSHIP OYAKILOME and not God ''my instincts say he is a sleek cult figure, but not clever,'' vunerable people continue to fall and good for them is what i say God gave you brains but you refused to use the cells. I am sorry but pictures of a pastor and his wife on all reading material given to members i find very creepy, talk about self obsessed.

Got to give it to them though this business of modern day religious enterprise is making some people smile all the way to the bank(CHING CHING ££££$$$$). if i didnt have a conscience myself i would join the trend and set up camp too as PROPHETESS KULASHAKER.
Fashion / Re: The Typical African Female Body Shape! by kulaShaker(f): 6:14pm On Aug 06, 2007
stop the hateration grin
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 12:20am On Jul 25, 2007
stalker leave me alone.
did you not hear this thread is for ugly people? are you seeking personal remedy? tongue  as for me i have the cure , i can give u the key to beauty, so i am exempt from he ugly camp tongue
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of Dating An Ethiopian? by kulaShaker(f): 12:18am On Jul 25, 2007
come oh! Oseraka, you sure you don't have a boob fetish?
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 12:15am On Jul 25, 2007
still on the vegetarian talk? lmao grin
i have been reading this page and i nearly wet myself at Kommy's post , so funny. Engrish!!! grin
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 4:09am On Jul 24, 2007
hahaha grin grin
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 3:49am On Jul 24, 2007
ok i leave you two with your carrots i don't want see anything that resembles a carrot ever! grin
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 3:29am On Jul 24, 2007
omg i will never live it down. guys pls now smiley
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 3:24am On Jul 24, 2007
omg what have i started? please leave me alone lol lol . ok ok i asked for it, will you ever let me forget this?  grin
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 3:21am On Jul 24, 2007
i don't want any carrot not with serious breakages going on. wink
Don't worry it all cool smiley
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 3:14am On Jul 24, 2007
lol , i won't know o! really debosky , no inserting going down here i swear , i don't want to have to explain things to one crazy over worked NHS  Naija nurse at my local  casualty department about how it got there.  embarassed. I have changed o , grin
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 3:03am On Jul 24, 2007
Islander:

I noticed all the ugly people have now congregated together, WOW, Nice, I likey,

@Kula, leave Davidylan alone. He spoke the truth. Why not call a spade a spade tongue tongue. Kula you are the crazy one grin cheesy


hahah lol which ugly people? grin grin grin grin grin grin


ps
i have some thing for you girl
tongue
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 2:58am On Jul 24, 2007
davidylan:

tbh i sometimes have cause to wonder why some certain people allow jealousy to eat deep into the fabric of their souls.
ummm "crazy"? For what reason?

FYI this thread just like the thousands on this board are meant PRIMARILY for fun and as a means of relaxation. Anyone who needs to generate attention on an anonymous webpage needs serious psychological evaluation please. We all have our lives to live that is completely independent of whether trolls like you regard me as crazy or not.

What makes this even more pathetic is the fact that the poster didnt even make 1/10th as much noise as the miserable few who feel it is their divine right to cry on behalf of the bereaved.



David i am sure you are a man of a certain level of intelligence, if you read well well, you will see that i am not even defending her, me just dey do my own crase dey go, when i said ''crazy david'' i was humouring her and playing along with the silly thread, and besides, how come its my own harmless post you decided to quote, when 1 or two others called you worse. one even said you were not too important for her to worry about. abeg chill jare, learn to read between the lines.  As for the troll bit? revise that or you got yourself something to deal with ------------ ''i will not sink low to start calling you names'' look around, you aint crazy, i aint crazy in the real sense of the word(people call each other crazy , B.T.W do i really need to explain it to the very minimum for you ) and if that one word makes you feel so bad you have to revert to name calling  embarassedthen  '' you are on your own''  i am here to play. so play , don't get so bothered by what people say


ps
do i look or sound miserable to you? bhahahaha joke of the year, dear misery is not my thing, i have no time for it when i have carrots and things to think about, go on with yourself man! grin
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 10:11pm On Jul 23, 2007
lol what can i say i am not a masturbating  commando , sorry i aint shoving no cucumber in my insides dear , no sorry! as for the ram?  well debosky can play with that one i dash him. And you can have the cucumber or tubers of yam( the ones with two head and lots of roots) abego shocked
wow girl you some super hero  or sum'
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of Dating An Ethiopian? by kulaShaker(f): 9:52pm On Jul 23, 2007
you obviously dont have a sense of humour, are u oseraka? i am sure he will understand where i am coming from, humour is so lost on you fella, on yer bike ! NEXT!
Family / Re: Raising Children: Abroad Or Overseas by kulaShaker(f): 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2007
kobe catch you laters bad boy grin still watching you
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 9:47pm On Jul 23, 2007
ah debosky it is good for the eyes oh, where too much wanking makes guys go blind, i use carrot which is good for the eyes, is that not a constructive way to use veggies? grin
Family / Re: Raising Children: Abroad Or Overseas by kulaShaker(f): 9:45pm On Jul 23, 2007
its ok she is not my type, pretty though i must say, definately not my type, so feel free to sweet talk the mama to get through to the pikin . playa wink
Family / Re: Raising Children: Abroad Or Overseas by kulaShaker(f): 9:39pm On Jul 23, 2007
hands off perv
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 9:38pm On Jul 23, 2007
she could f**k herself with a carrot too damn it(if its good for me then it will do her good), she can come back to cry about having cancer or something major like that not what crazy David said to her , so to answer your question , NO, i have no suggestion for the OP's problem other than to shag herself silly with the fattest carrot she can find in her fridge and forget about David. grin
Family / Re: Raising Children: Abroad Or Overseas by kulaShaker(f): 9:34pm On Jul 23, 2007
kobe you talking can not survive in Naija see your mouth tongue
Romance / Re: To The Ladies by kulaShaker(f): 9:32pm On Jul 23, 2007
nana lol

well well well what can i say except all that lovely words up there will mean shit when you fall in love. trust me you will be the first to abandon woman and country when you see clouds and cupid. good job lol. I don't buy any of it. cos women are stupid

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Hell's Models by kulaShaker(f): 9:28pm On Jul 23, 2007
pain
what a picture. well i have no problem with it , i just hope it was only her mad head rolling along the street when she shouted Allah akbah and blew herself to blazes. And i do hope and pray next time these deranged women go on a suicide mission, only their heads roll . I hope there was one or two of her country men around to play football with her decapitated head after all footballs aint cheap in that part of the world. stupid people. Finally i hope she died a virgin, otherwise no nookie for her in heaven. dumbazzzzzzzz
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Say No? by kulaShaker(f): 9:23pm On Jul 23, 2007
posterman
not all ladies need men maybe thay is why some of them say no to you, plus do u make sure u use colgate every morn? j/k grin
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of Dating An Ethiopian? by kulaShaker(f): 9:21pm On Jul 23, 2007
oseraka you are very stupid for changing the topic of this thread and a real sexual deviant. My God help your soul lmaoooooooooooooooooooo. for real you well at all? grin

@topic
i like Ethiopians they are very misunderstood in Britain, some of the girls are sexy
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 9:13pm On Jul 23, 2007
lol , lol you know what i mean lol
Family / Re: Raising Children: Abroad Or Overseas by kulaShaker(f): 9:10pm On Jul 23, 2007
@topic
i do not think it matter where u raise children, how a child turns out is a huge lottery in many instances, together with good parenting ,a child that is good will be good a child that is not so good will be that way no matter what. Children are just little people at the end of the day some are decent and some are utter assholes. such is life
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 8:57pm On Jul 23, 2007
omo eko
i like your style , too much . like they say they truth shall set one free, abi?
for the record this is an attention seeking thread period!
so bored i am going to f**k myself with a carrot *rolls eyes*
Foreign Affairs / Re: How Is Nelson Mandela An Africa Hero? by kulaShaker(f): 10:47pm On Jul 21, 2007
one question? who asked this incredibly dumb question? embarassed
Fashion / Re: I Want To Be Beautiful! by kulaShaker(f): 10:46pm On Jul 21, 2007
geez talk about self obsessed, come down from your tower Rapunzel    B.T.W is this a joke?
Forum Games / Re: What Pissed You Off Today? by kulaShaker(f): 10:53pm On Jul 20, 2007
hahaha , what were you doing looking at his belly missy lol, B.T.W ugh! nasty men need to get rid of their love handles for real.

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